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You know its going to be a bad day when…
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any.
You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up to realize your waterbed broke and then discover you don’t have a waterbed.
Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.
You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
Your income tax check bounces.
You put both contacts in one eye.
Ever wonder how little bucks birth bigger ones? On ‘U.S. Paper Money Day’ I’m going to tell you exactly how to use some smaller dollars to create a huge influx of money. You’ll do this by creating a ‘Money Collage.’ First you’ll need a gold frame with a red background or matting, nine U.S. dollar bills and 49 coins of any denomination. Affix the bills and the coins to the red background by any means and then frame the entire thing with the golden frame. Once it’s completed you will hang or place this piece somewhere inside the ‘Wealth’ area of your home or bedroom. Then, all you will need to do is live long and prosper!
By Ellen Whitehurst for Astrology.com
Your Charm for Today
Over the next weeks and months this aspect should be one that requires little effort on your part to keep things moving forward. This is one of the few charms that has the same meaning upright or inverted.
This curiously shaped charm, a pre-Christian cross, has been universally popular in all countries and throughout all ages. The Ancients believed that it bestowed upon the wearer long life, great happiness, good fortune, and the best of good luck. These symbols have been found in North and South America, India and China, where they were used as religious emblems at least ten centuries B.C. and are met with on very old Buddhist coins and inscriptions. The Swastika is also called the Gammadion, from the Greek letter gamma placed together four times.
Your Animal Spirit for March 10th
This masked bandit can make you laugh with his antics, or make you angry when you realize he’s made off with your food! Raccoon is incredibly curious—to the point that he’ll walk into a potentially dangerous situation just to see what’s up. Like Raccoon, are there situations you’re barging into before you have all the information? Might want to re-think this one.