You’re Invited to Olympus Mall Where the Greek Gods Dwell and Sell
Far away on Mount Olympus lives the… Well, the Olympians — the twelve most important Greek dieties.
In ancient times, the Olympians and the rest of their family were an important part of daily Greek culture. Each god and goddess ruled certain realms and also played their part in mythology; fascinating stories that helped ancient Greeks to grasp the world around them, including the weather, religious beliefs, and their own social system.
That being said, even the Olympian gods must earn a living.
Possessing so many powers and abilities, they all agreed that they would make excellent business owners, and so opened a grand mall and invited all the mortals.
Let’s grab a shopping bag and go explore the Greek god family tree!
Table of Contents
Suspect Infidelity? Hera’s Private Eye Business Can Help
Book a Trip at the Atlas Traveling Agency
Find Variety at Apollo’s Flea Market
The Eros Lounge for Lonely Hearts
There’s Even a Wine-Tasting Event
Stay Away From the Security Booth
Rejuvenate With Sleep Therapy to Continue Your Shopping
There’s a Shuttle Service for Tired Shoppers
Ares Runs the Army Surplus Shop
There’s a Creepy Dude on a Boat
This Family’s Failing Business Sells Air Fresheners
There’s Free Counseling for Disturbed Mortals
This Hardware Shop Has All the Mist You Need
This Paramedic Will Fix Your Bones After Kratos Jumps You
The Mall Has a Mini-Jail Called Tartarus
The Cinema Shows Back-To-Back 3D Horror Movies
The Helios Car Dealership Sells Golden Bowls
The Ghost Tour Has Real Ghosts
Poseidon Runs the Black Market
Please Claim Your Kids at the Lost and Found Tent
Learn How to Chop Necks at Athena’s Karate Club
You Can Buy Bottled Air From Aether
Alastor’s Restaurant Serves All the Revenge You Can Eat
There’s an Old Guy That Sells Answers (But You Probably Won’t Get Them)
Pick a Tour Package at the Extreme Adventure Club
There’s a God in the Mini-Jail
There’s a Celebrity Signing Photos of Himself
Enjoy Free Muffins at the Bingo Hall
You’ll Win Every Race With Nike’s Sports Equipment
The Hypno-Therapist Makes Your Problems Worse
The Water-Girl Might Knock You Out
The Mall’s Casino Doubles as a Human Resources Office
The Archery Range Is Fun (But Deadly If You Upset Artemis)
The Art Gallery Is Full of Living Things and Violence
Mania Is Too Mad to Have a Business
Get Your Face Peeled by Persephone
Get Your Napalm at the Fire-Starter’s Shop
Thank You for Shopping at the Mount Olympus Mall!
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