Once again I’ve been up most of the night. Between WOTC and helping Big Dawg with his job plus extra house and yard chores I’ve reached burn out again. So, I’m taking thus weekend off as it’s a very busy one to regroup and renew my energy levels.
Wishing you all a great weekend.
Man “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”
Man “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man “Is this seat empty?”
Woman “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Man “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
Man “Your place or mine?”
Woman “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
Man “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman “It’s in the phone book.”
Man “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman “That’s in the phone book too.”
Man “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman “I’m a female impersonator.”
Man “What sign were you born under?”
Woman “No Parking.”
Man “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman “Do not Enter”
Man “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman “Unfertilized”
Man “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”
Man “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman “Then please leave me alone.”
Man “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
Man “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.”
Man “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”
Man “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..”
Man “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman “Sorry, there are no services today.”
Man “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
Man “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman “Yes, but would you stay there?”
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Planet: Saturn
Element: Earth, Fire
Gender: Female
Deities: Cronos, Fates, Hecate, Loki, Saturn
Colors: Purple, Black, Maroon, Dark Colors, Indigo
Crystals: Apache Tear, Black Onyx, Coal, Coral, Hematite, Jet, Lead, Obsidian, Pewter, Salt, Serpentine, Smoky Quartz, Tourmaline
Herbs & Plants: Amaranth, Beet, Belladonna, Boneset, Comfrey, Cypress, Hellebore, Hemlock, Hemp, Ivy, Mimosa, Morning Glory, Mullein, Quince, Skullcap, Slippery Elm, Thyme
Incenses: Cypress, Myrrh, Patchouli, Saturn Oil
Energies & Associations: Agriculture, Apprehension, Banishment, Binding, Boundaries, Caution, Cleansing, Creativity, Cursing, Destruction of All that Does Not Serve, Elderly Care, Endings, Exorcism, Fortune, Freedom, Hexing, Hidden Matters, Hope, Limitations, Locating Lost Items or People, Longevity, Meditation, Overcoming Obstacles, Protection, Psychic Defense, Revealing Truth, Self-Discipline, Spiritual Communication
Planet – Venus
Spells/Magic – love, friendship, socialising, affection, harmony, relationships, reconciliation, beauty, romance.
Magical aspects: love, friendship, reconciliation, beauty
Oils – African Violet, Cherry, Lilac, Rose ,Opium Poppy, Patchouly,
Plants and Trees – adler tree,daisy,apple tree,aster,birch tree,blackberry,catnip,cherry tree,crocus,elderberry,feverfew,foxglove,geranium,goldenrod,hollyhock,lady`s mantel,lilac,mugwort,plumtree,rose,spiderwort,strawberry,tansy,thyme,vanilla,violet, yarrow, pansy.
Stones – Emerald, jade, malachite, rose quartz, torquoise
Colours – green, pink, white, rose, coral.
Metal – Coper
Energy Type – Female
Dieties – Friday takes its name from Frigga, the Goddess of Love and Transformation. She rules the spiritual aspects of people as they manifest on the physical. because of this, Friday is sometimes thought of as unpredictable.
Friday is the best time to deal with such matters as: Romantic Love, Friendship, Beauty, Soul-mates, Artistic Ability, Affection, Partners, Alliances, Grace, Luxury, Social Activity, Marriage, Decorating, Cosmetics, Gifts, Income, Gardening, Architects, Artists, Beauticians, Chiropractors, Dancers, Designers, Engineers, Entertainers, Fashion, Music, Painting, Poetry, Courtship, Dating, Household Improvements, Planning Parties, Shopping, Herbal Magick, Luck, Fertility, Physical Healing, Balance, Prosperity, Courage, Change, Material Things, Peace, Harmony, Relationships and Success.
Today and tonight the Moon will be in a Waxing Crescent Phase. Best seen in the west after the sun dips below the horizon at sunset. This is the first Phase after the New Moon and is a great time to see the features of the moon’s surface. The moon is close to the sun in the sky and mostly dark except for the right edge of the moon which becomes brighter as the days get closer to the next phase which is a First Quarter with a 50% illumination.
Visit the September 2023 Moon Phases Calendar to see all the daily moon phase for this month.
The Waxing Crescent on September 16 has an illumination of 2%. This is the percentage of the Moon illuminated by the Sun. The illumination is constantly changing and can vary up to 10% a day. On September 16 the Moon is 1.29 days old. This refers to how many days it has been since the last New Moon. It takes 29.53 days for the Moon to orbit the Earth and go through the lunar cycle of all 8 Moon phases.
For a list of all the current meteor showers visit American Meteor Society
There are 8 lunar phases the Moon goes through in its 29.53 days lunar cycle. The 4 major Moon phases are Full Moon, New Moon, First Quarter and Last Quarter. Between these major phases, there are 4 minor ones: the Waxing Crescent, Waxing Gibbous, Waning Gibbous and Waning Crescent. For more info on the Moon Cycle and on each phase check out Wikipedia Lunar Phase page.
September 16, 2023
11:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM PDT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)
True Lunar Node:25 Aries 03 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:26 Aries 29 Rx
Lilith (Black Moon):28 Leo 09
Chiron:18 Aries 44 Rx
Ceres:00 Scorpio 35
Pallas:01 Libra 30
Juno:16 Leo 12
Vesta:00 Cancer 47
Eris:25 Aries 00 Rx
September 16, 2023
09:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM CDT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)
True Lunar Node:25 Aries 03 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:26 Aries 30 Rx
Lilith (Black Moon):28 Leo 08
Chiron:18 Aries 45 Rx
Ceres:00 Scorpio 33
Pallas:01 Libra 28
Juno:16 Leo 09
Vesta:00 Cancer 46
Eris:25 Aries 00 Rx
September 16, 2023
02:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM CEST
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)
True Lunar Node:25 Aries 03 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:26 Aries 31 Rx
Lilith (Black Moon):28 Leo 06
Chiron:18 Aries 45 Rx
Ceres:00 Scorpio 26
Pallas:01 Libra 20
Juno:16 Leo 01
Vesta:00 Cancer 41
Eris:25 Aries 00 Rx
There are no restrictions to shopping or important decisions today. The Moon is in Libra.
This is wonderful day for relationships including marriages, close friendships and meaningful partnerships. New love will begin for some of you. Existing relationships will be renewed in a joyful way. Most definitely – love is in the air!
Today relations with coworkers are mutually supportive. In fact, they are so supportive, in some cases, a work-related romance might begin. You might also get a raise or at least, praise for your efforts on the job. Your health feels vigourous and strong today. Your pet might be a source of joy.
This is wonderful day to socialize and schmooze! All kinds of flirtatious opportunities will make this an exciting day. Get out and enjoy sports events, fun activities with kids, the arts, musical performances, movies, the theatre – plus outdoor activities. It’s time to play!
Although you might like to cocoon at home today and focus on your private world of family matters; nevertheless, it’s still a lovely day to entertain friends, which is an option. You might see ways to boost your income; and some of you might also buy beautiful things for your home.
This is a wonderful, feel-good day! For starters, you’re eager to talk to others because you’re in the mood to socialize. Short trips, conversations with siblings, neighbours and relatives will be excellent choices. It’s also a strong day for those of you who write, sell, market, teach or act. You’re in the zone!
This is a good money day for you. You might attract money. You might be successful in financial wheeling and dealing. Possibly, you will be very pleased with a purchase? It looks like something going on behind the scenes will benefit you.
This is a wonderful day because the Moon is in your sign dancing beautifully with Venus; while Venus is dancing beautifully with lucky Jupiter. (The gang’s all here!) It’s the perfect day for group settings and interacting with others, especially artistic people or someone who will give you some practical help. “More porridge, sir?”
A behind-the-scenes flirtation with a boss or someone in authority might take place for many today. It could be an innocent little moment that lifts your spirits. (The best.) We all love to feel admired. Meanwhile, this is an excellent day to deal with partners plus members of the general public.
This is a popular day for you. You might be involved with teams and competitive groups for some reason. You will also enjoy hanging out with someone who is “different” or from another culture. Travel plans sound appealing. You might begin a romance with someone who is unusual.
People notice you today and in fact, they seem to know personal details about your private life. Fortunately, whatever they know will probably be positive. You will be admired. Whatever happens might also attract money and resources to you. Fingers crossed.
Today you want to run away and join the circus! You want adventure and stimulation. Ideally, you want to have fun with someone you love and admire. Relations with partners and close friends are particularly warm and cozy today.
People are supportive at work today. Likewise, your health feels strong and vigorous. You feel good about yourself. Relations with others are friendly and smooth, and you’re more prepared than usual to think big and hope the best for yourself. This is wise because everything in the world begins with an idea.
Actress Alexis Bloedel (1981) shares your birthday today. You are lively, passionate and enthusiastic. You like to learn and you have the patience to do this. You stand up for your beliefs. This year promises exciting changes and increased personal freedom. Let go of whatever impedes progress. Seek out new opportunities. Don’t hesitate to make changes.
You are going to dive head first in some piece of work this Saturday and you are not probably going to care that this is the weekend.
This will happen of course in case you have a great idea that you feel like applying. Otherwise you are going to relax and spend the day with the laziest attitude possible. You should evaluate your results thoroughly if you tend to any work.
You can also read this special Aries Daily Horoscope.
There will be a few ideas for a collaboration surfacing today and those might come completely unexpected, for instance while a social gathering between friends.
This means that today is set to show you that opportunities can rise from unexpected places and that you need to surround yourself with the right kind of people.
You can also read this special Taurus Daily Horoscope.
This is going to be a day of understanding and forgiving for you. Be aware that you can both make amends and accept the apologies of those around you.
While not everything will be harmonious, you’re likely to mend fences with someone you’ve had conflicts with, and with whom you didn’t expect to reconnect so soon.
You can also read this special Gemini Daily Horoscope.
Today you may have to focus on some work, either bringing tasks home from the office or working on research or a report during your free time.
While you may feel stressed about not spending time with your family, they will understand, provided you explain the situation to them.
You can also read this special Cancer Daily Horoscope.
You’re going to feel particularly sensual and geared toward love today, but you may not receive the response you’re hoping for from your partner.
The challenge today is to manage your impulses and respect the other person’s feelings to avoid a sensitive argument that would be hard to resolve later on.
You can also read this special Leo Daily Horoscope.
Your relationship with your partner seems to be getting back on track today, thanks to an unexpected moment of honesty.
Though you might hear something uncomfortable, or have to make an uncomfortable confession yourself, things should be clearer by day’s end.
You can also read this special Virgo Daily Horoscope.
This is a great time to start a diet or make some positive changes in your lifestyle. If you want to lose weight, focus on your eating habits but avoid drastic cleanses.
If you aim to be more fit, start exercising; if you want more energy, adjust your mindset and sleep patterns. Today is about making choices.
You can also read this special Libra Daily Horoscope.
You may feel a bit off track today, losing interest in things that once excited you.
This doesn’t necessarily mean something’s bothering you; perhaps you’ve just been stressed lately and are struggling to get back into your normal groove.
You can also read this special Scorpio Daily Horoscope.
Although this Saturday might start off well, be prepared for a shift as the day progresses.
Expect some turbulence in your personal life; it’s wise to keep your loved ones close.
You can also read this special Sagittarius Daily Horoscope.
This Saturday is an excellent opportunity to work on your interpersonal relationships and strengthen any connections that have been fading.
It’s a good time to address sensitive issues and find allies among those close to you, even if not everyone responds the same way.
You can also read this special Capricorn Daily Horoscope.
Changes in your financial situation today could be disconcerting.
It’s probably a good idea to review your spending habits and make some budget cuts before the situation becomes critical. Be mindful of your generosity.
You can also read this special Aquarius Daily Horoscope.
Changes in your financial situation today could be disconcerting.
It’s probably a good idea to review your spending habits and make some budget cuts before the situation becomes critical. Be mindful of your generosity.
You can also read this special Aquarius Daily Horoscope.
Being a Virgo born on September 16th, you are calm and shy but can also fight very hard for what you set out to achieve. You rarely take no for an answer and at some point in your life you are going to become some kind of leader of other people.
You are creative and resourceful and often come up with new ideas. Get ready for a special astrological perspective below.
The zodiac sign for September 16 is Virgo.
Astrological symbol: Maiden. This symbol is representative for those born August 23 – September 22, when the Sun transits the Virgo zodiac sign. It reflects upon thinking clarity, shyness, a calm nature peaceful and accomplished.
The Virgo Constellation with visible latitudes between +80° to -80° and the brightest star Spica, is one of the twelve zodiac constellations. It is spread on an area of 1294 sq degrees between Leo to the West and Libra to the East.
The Latin name for the Virgin, the September 16 zodiac sign is Virgo. The French name it Vierge while the Greeks call it Arista.
Opposite sign: Pisces. This suggests that this sign and Virgo are complementary and placed across each other on the astrological wheel, meaning exposure and perceptiveness and some sort of balancing act between the two.
Modality: Mobile. This means how much warmth and communication exists in the lives of those born on September 16 and how intellectual they are in general.
Ruling house: The sixth house. This combination suggests that Virgos are most interested in work related matters and put a great price on care for their health. This house is the space of efficiency, service and health issues.
Ruling body: Mercury. This planet is said to govern over opportunity and humor and also reflects the purity inheritance. Mercury governs over short distance travel.
Element: Earth. This element symbolizes structure and practicality and is considered to rule over confident and polite people born on September 16. Earth also gets new meanings in association with the other elements, modeling things with water and fire and incorporating air.
Lucky day: Wednesday. This day is under the governing of Mercury and symbolizes quickness and approach. It also identifies with the sincere nature of Virgo natives.
Lucky numbers: 1, 5, 12, 13, 20.
Motto: “I analyze!”
People born on September 16 benefit from being dependable, meticulous and sincere. Just like a true Virgo, they are attractive and witty. They love to be asked for their opinions and to hang out with witty people. They dislike vain people and mediocrity. Those born under this sign enjoy situations where they can show their focus and determination.
Positive traits: These natives are the hardworking bees but also the original creative and seem to combine this in quite a visionary way. They seem to keep one eye on the future and one in the past and it is very important for them that they learn from past mistakes and never repeat them. They are sharp minded and detail oriented and this seems to take most of them far in life.
Negative traits: These natives would rather agree to disagree but make no compromises than lose the image they’ve built. They are cautious and stubborn and easily irritable. They are the major worriers of the zodiac and often take in consideration everything that can go bad, even things that are to be left purely to imagination. And then they are wondering why they are so frustrated and under a lot of stress.
They’re a gentle and reserved lover that would rather suffer from unrequited love than fight to win the heart of the one they love. Their relationships are likely to grow on friendships as they need time to know the person that stays beside them. Despite the fact that they are friendly and a generally happy person it is quite difficult for them to settle for someone, probably because they are expecting things to happen instead of making them happen. They are most compatible with those born on 1st, 2nd, 10th, 11th, 19th, 20th, 28th and 29th.
September 16 Zodiac people seem to be most attracted to the other earth signs: Taurus and Capricorn as they tend to share the same vision of life. In love, Virgo is in a permanent search for someone to nurture, help grow and to whom they can give everything they have and the best to offer this occasion to them is the native born under Pisces. The lover in Virgo is said to be least compatible with Leo. As for the rest of partnerships between the other star signs and Virgo, you know what they say, stars predispose but people dispose.
The color considered to be representative for Virgo natives with September 16 is navy blue.
Navy blue as a hue, is the symbol of elegance, calm and depth. It is a sparkling shade for Virgo natives. This zodiac color should be used in objects that surround the natives.
People with navy blue as sign color are sociable and fun loving persons and at some point they might appear as superficial. They have a tendency to keep to themselves, be it that we’re talking about hidden feelings or even casual activities.
Other colors representative for Virgo are orange, beige and earth tones.
The stylish Sapphire is the birthstone that is considered lucky for those Virgo natives with September 16.
Sapphire suggests honesty and reliability. This zodiac birthstone should be used in all kinds of jewelry items that are to be worn frequently.
This material is said to channel all energies therefore making the Virgo native even more analytical and observant. This gemstone has been popular for centuries and is second in strength after Diamonds.
Another gemstone considered beneficial for Virgo natives is Amethyst. It represents sobriety and wisdom.
The flower used in astrology for those with September 16 is Morning Glory.
Morning Glory suggests introspection and analysis. This zodiac flower should be used in decorative items in the places these natives spend time.
This is a neat flower, growing exactly where planted, just as the attentive Virgo organizes their life space. This flower is to be found during early summer mornings.
Other plants that suit Virgo natives are Clovers and Poppies.
Platinum is the metal that is considered lucky for those Virgo natives with September 16.
Platinum symbolizes inner strength, power and wealth. This zodiac metal should be used in all kinds of jewelry items that are to be worn frequently.
It is also one of the rarest metals on Earth, therefore being associated with prestige and exclusivity. Being resistant to tarnish and wear platinum is frequently used in electronic equipments.
Another metal considered lucky for Virgo natives is Mercury.
Being born on the 16th day of the month shows intuition, curiosity, attention and stubbornness. The numerology for September 16 is 7. This number reveals thoughtfulness, consciousness and high spiritual values. In association with number seven, Virgo becomes reliable, trustworthy and shows great moral values.
September is the ninth month of the year, bringing the beginning of most educational years. Those born in September are decisive and motivated. September 16 Zodiac people are very confident and charming. September symbols that resonate with these people are the Sapphire and Sardonyx as gemstones and Aster and Morning Glory as plants. The name of this month comes from the Latin “septem”.
Virgo as a common occurrence in the birth signs list is placed second. Negative polarity and helpful energy, this is an even numbered sign with a predominantly feminine symbolism. This portrays introvert people who are self-conscious and quite determined. An archetype often used to characterize this sign is the Messenger. Virgo is known as the sign of the billionaires as there are so many born under it.
Famous people born on September 16 under the Virgo zodiac sign: David Copperfield, Amy Poehler, Marc Anthony and Alexis Bledel.
If you were born on September 16, you don’t mess around! Honesty and integrity are your top values and can be seen in your attitude and lifestyle every day. You’re very straightforward with strangers, friends, and family. This is appreciated by most of the people you talk with! However, if you can remember to add a little humor and sensitivity to your persona, you’ll be much more approachable and easy to hear. Stay true to beliefs, but keep in mind that there are kind and gentle ways to share your thoughts.
September 16 Virgo at Their Best: Courageous, honest, smart
September 16 Virgo at Their Worst: Destructive, obnoxious, rude
What to Wear: Make it neat, make it clean, and check yourself for stains, strings and tags before you dare enter the premises.
What to Eat: Keep it healthy — you don’t have to go as far as no carb, gluten-free and vegan, but some meatless dishes and low-fat fare will be greatly appreciated.
Who to Invite: Virgo has tons of friends. Most of them expect to be taken care of most of the time, so they should be invited to the party to get a chance to reciprocate!
Where to Go: Any modestly-decorated and clean place that’s been recently cleared by health inspectors. The more disinfectant you smell in the air, the better.
SEPTEMBER 16 birthday horoscope predicts that tend to go beyond the limit. As the zodiac sign for this birthday is Virgo, you can’t give up, or you find it extremely difficult to give in to defeat. You need to know what’s beyond the blue sky and have the patience and ability to find out. Patience is your virtue. Just do not become lax and take things for granted.
It’s not by trial and error, it is a calculated effort, and you are usually successful in your quests. However, there are some places this Virgin should not go. Everything is not for your discovery. As you demand respect, so do others. Be careful on those paths you cross and or crossover.
As far as your career aspirations, the September 16th birthday personality will make dreams profitable and gratifying. Although money is not your driving force, you like what it affords for you and your family. You like the awards that adorn your walls and shelves more than anything.
The September 16 astrology warns that you have a vulnerability to bad luck and misunderstandings. Be that as it may, you are a spiritual being and a religious person. As a child, your parents probably made you go to church, but as an adult, you have kept those values and beliefs. As a result, you have certain expectations of others.
There are times when everyone needs to be reminded that they have accomplished something and Virgos are no different. Bringing the bacon home is necessary but contributing to society often brings you personal happiness. This Virgo birthday person can be found in social professions as a therapist or social worker.
If today September 16 is your birthday, you are likely to have problems speaking your mind. You should stand up for yourself and for what you believe in more. No one will do it for you so that this quality can be considered as a negative birthday trait.
But when you do let loose your feelings, you can be hurtful and extremely insensitive. Nonetheless, you have a way of making people laugh about the situation. You would not think that the same Virgo is kind and is willing to go out of his or her way for a friend.
Your family says that you love to learn, but you hate change. The September 16 birthday personality needs security and stability. However, you only learn because things change. Don’t you see the irony of it all? If things did not change, we would not have the technology we have today that empowers you.
If you were to find a lover who has the same values and principles as the Virgo born on this day, everyone would be thrilled. A commitment with a similar person will more than compensate for lack of perfection. Usually, you’ll find this person to be sensitive but annoying.
Additionally, your friends say that you are likely a dreamer, but you make some dreams a reality. Other times, you are highly disappointed in the lack of perfection in others. The September 16 horoscope shows that you take your work seriously, and expect others to give the same amount of respect. You will expect everything done to perfection.
You see, when you blow things out of proportion, you have this way of making everybody sick of listening to and talking about it over and over again. Chill out, Virgo. Stop over analyzing every single thing. You’re going to give yourself a heart attack or worse, grey hairs. I’m laughing out loud, but you do tend to take the fun out of things by doing this.
The September 16 horoscope shows that you’re a go-getter. Typically, you expect perfection and are disappointed when things are changed. However a dreamer, you tend to make them a part of your life.
By doing so, you may worry too much. This could be unhealthy, but this zodiac birthday Virgo has a way of making light of serious situations by laughter. Someone like you would understand this and would make a perfect partner for you who are born today.
See: Famous Celebrities Born On September 16
1812 – Great fire in Moscow
1857 – Copyrights for the typesetting machine
1926 – 372 bodies discovered after a hurricane in FL and AL
1960 – At 98 years old, Amos Alonzo Stagg gives up coaching football
September 16 Kanya Rashi (Vedic Moon Sign)
September 16 Chinese Zodiac ROOSTER
Your ruling planet is Mercury which symbolizes what you are fascinated with and how your mind works on matters you are interested in.
The Virgin Is The Symbol For The Virgo Zodiac Sign
Your Birthday Tarot Card is The Tower. This card signifies disruptions that occur in your life which makes everything go haywire. The Minor Arcana cards are Ten of Disks and Queen of Swords
You are most compatible with people born under Zodiac Sign Taurus: This relationship will have a lot of things in common.
You are not compatible with people born under Zodiac Sign Leo: This love match will be difficult and tumultuous.
See Also:
Number 7 – This number symbolizes analysis, spirituality, contemplation and deep thinking.
Read about: Birthday Numerology
Indigo: This is a perceptive color that represents wisdom, royalty, organization, and selflessness.
Green: This color stands for fertility, growth, tradition, and finance.
Wednesday – This weekday ruled by the Mercury and is symbolic of logical and rational thinking required to make important decisions.
Monday – This weekday is ruled by planet Moon. It symbolizes interactions with family and friends, imagination and fantasies.
Sapphire gemstone is a symbol of mental stability, trust, faith, and self-expression.
A case for the netbook for the Virgo man and a basket of scented perfumes, bath gels and aromatic oils for the woman. Beautifully wrapped gifts please them. The September 16 birthday zodiac predicts that you love gifts that are given with love.
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