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Women Compared To Men
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. Give her sperm she will make a baby. Give her a house she will give you a home. Give her groceries she will give you a meal. Give her a smile she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”
Your Animal Spirit Guide for December 11
Your Animal Spirit Guide for December 12
Your Daily Witches Rune for December 11
The Blank Rune
Meaning: This is a rune of difficulty and negative influences will rule your life for a time, but as all difficulties are a learning experience it will lead to improved personal perspective and progress on your life’s path. Always consult the surrounding runes with this stone. If it lies with a positive stone, it indicates that the pain of this experience will lead to a beneficial change in circumstances.
Your Daily Witches Rune for December 12
Keywords: Love, relationships.
Meanings: The Rings is the rune of love and when it is the leading stone, it is a positive answer to your question. It is very much a rune of relationship and can indicate engagement, marriage or a new/renewed relationship. It can also indicate the need for a fresh approach to an existing relationship.
Your Daily Rune for December 11
Rune of harvest and reward for, or reaction to, right actions in a horizontal (naturally ordered) cyclical process. Rune of peace on the land and in the heart.
Psi: psychological time, patience, the measurement of time
Energy: good harvest, orbits, cycles, progress, biorhythms, right effort
Mundane: waiting, gardening, farming, the seasons, harvest
Divinations: Reward for positive action, plenty, peace, proper timing; or repetition, bad timing, poverty, conflict, regression.
Fertility, creativity and harmony with the land
Peace, prosperity and plenty
Realization of the cyclical nature of the multiverse, invoking the power of time and cycles
Bringing other concepts gently into material manifestation
Initiating gradual and lasting change in flow of life
Your Daily Rune for December 12
“Per-throw” – Literally: unknown – Esoteric: The Norns, Fate, Lot-Cup
Rune of fate and the unmanifest. Rune of probability and the role of luck in the evolutionary process of the all things. Universe at play.
Psi: co-incidence, living with the unknown, the art and magic of guessing, pattern recognition, prophecy
Energy: evolutionary force, luck, nothingness, the unborn, the unmanifest
Mundane: gambling, random occurrences, guessing
Divinations: Good omen, knowledge of örlög, fellowship and joy, evolutionary change; or doom*, psychological or emotional addictions, stagnation, loneliness, delusion, fantasy, unknowability.
*Doom is the way in which the uncontrolled aspects of our self conspire in our destiny. It does not necessarily mean death.
Perception of the layers of örlög and wyrd
Manipulation of cause and effect
Placing runic forces in the stream of Nornic law
Alteration of probability and dependence on luck
The creation of favorable circumstances
Chance, gambling, divination and the art of guessing
Your Gem Oracle for December 11
Main Focus: Career
Fortune. Seize opportunities now! Finances are available to you, but don’t waste it or blow your savings.
You’re surrounded by new opportunities to make money now, with Cat’s Eye in the second position. Though you may be tempted to dip into your savings to make a large purchase, this is not advisable. You have the ability to manifest a raise, inheritance, promotion, or even a brand new position now. Don’t waste what’s coming to you, nor assume that finances will replenish of their own accord.
Your Gem Oracle for December 12
Unrest. Uncertainties, misunderstandings, and dissatisfaction. Incompatibility and inappropriate passion.
This gemstone indicates that it’s been a challenge in the romantic department lately, as misunderstandings and arguments happen more frequently than you would like. You may find that a partner simply doesn’t fit into your life and your plans the way you’d hoped, and changes have to be made. The issue is: who’s going to blink first. If you have your eye on someone you know is wrong for you, reconsider your motivations.
Your Love Potential Tarot Card for December 11
No doubt you’ve begun to dream up all kinds of interesting ways you and your love interest could spend your time together. But The Hermit is a card of needing to pull your attention back a little and refocus your intentions. Things are or could start moving too fast. Don’t forget your social life beyond looking for love. The search for knowledge and a deeper understanding about this situation may be as close as a weekend NOT obsessing about your amore.
Your Love Potential Tarot Card for December 12
Physical attraction may be what brings you together, but it’s not what will keep you together. You need to think about what can be nurtured for the future is you want to get serious. Your own personal development and life’s journey need to be taken into account as much as your desire for romance. If you’re going to really make a future together, you will need a strong foundation to build on. The physical stuff should come easy, but you need to work on more substantial matters. How deep you want this to be?
Your Daily Tarot Card for Dec. 11 is The Pope
Keywords: teaching, school, blessing, ritual, marriage, acting!
Astrological Correspondence: Taurus
As a priest, the Pope, or Hierophant, represents traditional values and moral development. He is the wise teacher or counselor guiding groups or collectives on their path in search for spiritual truth or meaning. Depicted as a religious figure in ceremonial vestments he interprets secret mysteries, divine law, and theological doctrine. Although this card implies that he is linked to the church, the Pope signifies not only organized religion but also focus on groups in general, such as schools, teams, companies – any group with fixed roles and assigned responsibilities. The Pope is a symbol for rules, procedures, structure, and ritual, creating harmony within groups and staying their course so they can find identity and progress as a whole. The negative imagery symbolizes dogmatism and inflexibility, extreme conformity, or conventionalism.
Your Daily Tarot Card for December 12 is The Hermit
Keywords: awakening, enlightening, shedding light, the “key” to a situation, crisis, isolation!
Astrological Correspondence: Virgo
The Hermit card symbolizes meditation, reflection, and solitude. As one of the cards resembling old age it also represents bearing the light of wisdom, looking into the unconscious, observing dreams. There is an emphasis on peace and patience, by which maturity is reached, and a striving to connect to the higher spiritual self. The Hermit also depicts the spiritual leader, the taskmaster who leads with purpose, conscience, and wisdom. A mature person, the Hermit symbolizes deliberation about which path to follow, reassessment of achievements and goals, and taking the time to reflect and plan. In a negative environment this card can resemble excessive isolation, lack of communication, intolerance, crisis and doubt.
How Magical Are You According to Your Sun Sign?
by Troi G
Do you believe in real magic? And by magic we mean serendipity, messages, signs, odd happenings, mysterious manifestations, and getting what you want with the power of your mind. We’re all magical to some degree but how magical are you according to your sun sign?
- Fire signs: Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius are really good at candle and sex magic.
- Air signs: Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius are excellent at mind magic and communication.
- Water signs: Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces have really well-developed intuitive/feeling skills.
- Earth signs: Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn are very good at using the power of the earth.
Aries March 21 – April 19
Aries, your strongest abilities lie in your adventurousness and courage. Therefore, your magical abilities lie in these areas too. How many times do things work for you when they would not work out for anyone else? Your sheer willpower carries you through. Tip: when you really want something to manifest for you, think about it at that magical moment before orgasm. All that power will be focused on your desire. Have fun with that.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Taurus, you are so connected to the earth that your power seeps up from the very ground. Earth magic is a powerful force. Draw upon it to create security, stability, and refuge. Love and money spells work well for you because you are already tuned into abundance and certainty. Tip: next time you are thinking of bringing something new into your life, imagine the energy pulsing up through your feet. Like a magnet it attracts exactly what you need.
Gemini May 21 – June 20
Gemini, your magical talent is in your ability to free up your mind. You are like an antenna, tuning into the wild network of thought and communication which surrounds us. You have a skill for picking out the important details, for anticipating what a person will say. This sensitivity can help you in all walks of life. Tip: This is a skill you can develop, don’t ignore it.
Cancer June 21 – July 22
Cancer, you are empathic and emotional. You know how someone feels instinctively. You can feel moods and tune into the atmosphere in a room. Therefore, you would be very good at tarot reading or other divinatory skill. Your ability to counsel someone through a difficult time is also part of your magical repertoire. Tip: Don’t underestimate your own abilities, you have magical skills that can help others.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Leo, your magical abilities lie in the realm of inspiration. You somehow always know what your next move is. It is as if you are guided by an invisible hand. Your personal charisma can be so magical that you always get your way. People always turn up when you need them. Tip: think about how you can use your magical abilities for good things. Giving leads to increased satisfaction.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Virgo, you have a natural ability for healing. People calm down in your presence. You can call on that earth energy to give you all the strength you need to bring peace to any situation. You are the negotiator, the mediator, and the conciliator. Tip: if you haven’t already, explore the possibilities of becoming a professional healer. You will excel.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Libra, your magical skills lie in your ability to bring beauty, harmony, and balance. As an air sign, you are excellent at communication and you are able to see situations from both sides, including beyond the veil of life and death. You can even tune into messages from the past. Tip: Give yourself permission to listen to those soft, whispering voices.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Scorpio, you have a range of magical abilities. From knowing what other people’s true motives are, to communicating with the dead. The main downside is that you are drawn to the black arts as well as using your power for good. Tip: Stop, breathe, and think before you cast that curse. You are more powerful than you know.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Sagittarius, your positive attitude brings what you want, even things you didn’t know you wanted. Your optimism means you are constantly pleased and surprised by these magical, spontaneous deliveries. Tip: If you set your mind to it, your manifestations could be even more deliberate and satisfying. Take time to learn how to manipulate energy.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Capricorn, abundance and manifesting your desire are your top skills. However, you have others. That strong pulsing earth energy means you are far more spiritual and magical than you ever thought. You just need to keep an open mind and be prepared to try new things. Tip: buy yourself a book on witchcraft and see what you can do.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Aquarius, you are probably among the most magical people on the planet. You have the ability to communicate with faery folk and entities hidden from the rest of us. You can see and hear beyond the normal realm. Aquarius, you can create anything you want when you focus your power. Tip: the magical world is your oyster, explore everything.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Pisces, your abilities lie in the realm of imagination. If you can imagine it, you can create it. Like the other water signs you are also a healer, a visionary, and can empathize with any living soul. Tip: Your special skills are in your dreamworld. Study the language of dreams and develop the ability to lucid dream. A whole new universe of magical possibilities will open up for you.
We all have the capability to tune into the magical world, if we want to. Why live a mundane existence when you can delve into powers and skills you didn’t know you have? Be adventurous, live your life with a touch of magic. Discover how magical you really are.
Your Daily Horoscope for Wednesday, December 12
By Kelli Fox
March 21- April 19
You’re a true extrovert today, talking and trading ideas with everyone you meet. People are attracted to your free-spirited personality. To them, you represent the independence everyone wants. You want it, too, perhaps even more than others do. That’s why restricting situations and relationships could grate on you now more than ever. But your spirits are high, making it easy to just do your thing regardless.
Explore ideas today to find out what works and what doesn’t. And your solid, practical mindset is perfect for this kind of thinking. But make sure you aren’t quarrelsome when brainstorming with a group. You just want what’s best for everyone: ideas with a solid foundation, or a practical plan that’s going to work. It’s all in how you go about achieving that goal. Listen carefully as well as talking, and consider everyone’s ideas equally.
May 21-June 21
Life offers up one inspiring moment after another today. Or maybe it’s just that your mind is even sharper than usual. Complex systems and startling creativity hold equal fascination for you now. If you’re working on a project, you could get happily lost in it for hours. Teamwork is even better today than solo efforts, so gather a group and go for it. Bouncing ideas off other people can be so productive.
June 22-July 22
Disloyalty upsets you. You need to know you can rely on your friends, and you return the favour by being incredibly dependable, yourself. But if someone seems unreliable today, don’t write them off or judge them too harshly. They may just be in their own world right now, managing their own concerns. Try to take a compassionate view, Cancer. That shouldn’t be difficult for you.
July 23-August 22
Forward thinking is highlighted today. And no one is more naturally creative than you. But as you work on a project, make sure you aren’t thinking outside the box simply for the sake of nonconformity. It isn’t enough just to be wacky and weird. Any forward motion today will come from building on tradition. That means taking the best, strongest parts of your existing knowledge, and then trying new ideas to see what works.
August 23-September 22
Your no-nonsense manner might come across as abrupt today. You’re just taking care of business, but depending on your responsibilities, a gentler, warmer approach might work better. If you have to work closely with other people, do your best to soften up and approach them with a genuine smile on your face. If you’re in a managerial position, try not to criticise too sharply. Aim for constructive feedback with a healthy dose of praise.
September 23-October 22
You’re looking out for everyone’s best interests today. If a dispute comes up among your friends or coworkers, you can serve as the voice of reason. You’re naturally attuned to fairness, after all, and you want everyone to get along. People respond to your kindness and your sense of humour. Soon, you’ll have everyone laughing. But your presence brightens up any group. You may not even have to negotiate a dispute!
October 23 – November 22
Make it a special point to take part in group activities today. And when you’re spending time with others, be nice! That probably goes without saying, but you’re in a strange mood. Unpredictable behaviour isn’t out of the question. Things might be moving along just fine, but then you’ll hold too stubbornly to a certain viewpoint and push your agenda too hard — and the peace of the moment is lost. Don’t let that happen, Scorpio.
November 23-December 20
Fresh thinking helps you surge ahead today in your work or some other pursuit. You’re one of the natural visionaries of the zodiac, which means you’re always thinking ahead of other people. And now, your mind is especially stimulated! It’s as if you have a handle on the future before it ever arrives. When you explore new frontiers of the mind, invite other people to join you. A group expedition is especially fun for everyone.
December 21-January 19
Qualities like dependability and stability are an important part of being a good parent, provider or employee. But modern thinking is important, too. It’s the only way to move into the future, and today you’re savvy enough to realise that. Try a new avenue toward your goal — even if you’re worried that it won’t work out. Chances are strong that you’ve done your research, so experimental approaches should pan out well.
January 20-February 18
You’re in your head today, chasing down experimental theories and unsubstantiated leads. The cerebral realm might bring you the most satisfaction, but don’t forget to reconnect with the earthly plane, too, including friends and family. Check in with loved ones and let them know what you’re working on. They might even have some good suggestions for where to take your project next. And at the very least, you’ll enjoy their company.
February 19-March 20
You’re open to new, experimental or unfounded ideas today — not that you’re generally closed to them. You’re one of those rare people who understand there’s much more to life than meets the eye. And today is a great day to explore those fascinating realms. You’re in a scientific frame of mind, so computer programs and astrology make more sense than usual. You stand to learn a lot now, just by keeping your mind open.