Computers Froze up, So We Had to Skip A Few Things But……

A Little Humor for Your Day

Women Compared To Men


Women

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

Women wait by the phone for a “safe at home call” from a friend after a snowy drive home.

They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.

They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice.

They walk and talk the mile to get their children in the right schools and for getting their family the right health care.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.

They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.

They live in homes, apartments and cabins.

They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

Men

Men are good at lifting heavy stuff.


“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. Give her sperm she will make a baby. Give her a house she will give you a home. Give her groceries she will give you a meal. Give her a smile she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”

 

Turok’s Cabana

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22 thoughts on “Computers Froze up, So We Had to Skip A Few Things But……

      1. Enlighten me, my sweets, it has been a rough, rough day, so rough I had to go back and re-read what I wrote you. I was in the middle of running in and out the door today. That 4-wheel drive truck that nearly killed me had been at the garage for a week today. Would you believe they hadn’t even gotten around to working on it. They promised me it would be ready in 2 to 3 day, yeah right! I found out late yesterday afternoon, they hadn’t touched it, so I told them I would be there today to get it. Then when I got there, the idiot wanted to charge me $35.00 for checking the antifreeze and putting air in the tire. Can you imagine that crap? I went off the deep end on that one. Then I had reports of there being a problem with our store’s site, so I spent a few hours trying to get a hold of Wix’s. Then I had to run back to town to pick up some prescription, heck I am just now settling down and it is 7:00 at night. So much for my day, how was yours? I hope much better than mine. So are we playing a game with each other? You make a comment, I reply, you make another comment, I reply. You must have missed me today then. I enjoy your comments. Everybody else seems to be scared of me, they won’t talk to me. So if we are playing a game let’s continue to play! What’cha say?

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      2. We try our best to post every day. But there are some days we don’t make it like yesterday. Most of our members expect and look forward to our daily postings. We do so because we do a lot of horoscopes, tarot and stuff like that. What is the name of your site?

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      3. Just a quick glance, it looks like a nice site. I will have to check it out. Lots of good jokes on there I can borrow? Of course, I would give you credit for them. Have you ever checked our Turok’s Cabana? He has two sites, one Pagan and one not. He has some pretty good stuff if you ever need any jokes. That is where most of ours come from.

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      4. Off the wall humor? From what I have read just here, I can’t wait to check it out. You seem like you have a great sense of humor and if you are writing humor….well, I would imagine it has to be pretty good. Don’t sell yourself short. I have a question and don’t run off after I ask it and it doesn’t matter either way, I like talking to you, but are you a witch?

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      5. A mugwump, new critter on me, what is it? Better yet, where is it from? I don’t believe we have any of those around here. Maybe we do I just don’t know what I am looking at, hmm…

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      6. You know you leaving me hanging at times. What are you on the fence about? The weather, the snow (got any yet this year), the rain (we’re getting a lot), comedy, witchcraft?

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      7. Definitely going to Google that word. Are you from the States? I don’t know why that word reminds me of something they would use down under. You know like wombat. Hey is a mugwump any kin to a wombat? Distant cousins, I bet, lol!

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      8. You are hilarious. I love your site. I am definitely going to sit down and read it more thoroughly. If I didn’t know any better I would swear you were the same one running the Commentary Gazette. His sense of humor and yours are almost just alike. But I love it, got to read more. You ought to think about sticking a few of your articles on here or at least at the Gazette. I know you would fit in perfectly there and you have a great talent, dearie and don’t say you don’t.

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    1. Some of it might kind of be true, lol! Hey Jaime, great to see you today, sweetie! I hope you having a good day. Looking forward to Yule?

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