The Ten Catmmandments
- I am the Lord of thy House.
- Thou shalt have no other pets before Me.
- Thou shalt never ignore Me.
- I shall ignore thee when I feel like it.
- Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thee the time of day.
- Remember My food dish and keep it full.
- Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for Me.
- Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for Me to curl up in.
- Thou shalt shower Me with love and attention upon demand.
- Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep Me happy.
Courtesy of Turok’s Cabana
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