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The Witches Spell for January 5th – Power Removal Spell (The One Shot Spell)

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 Power Removal Spell

The One Shot Spell

(NOTE: Do not use rum for this spell! As it is sacred to some of the Afro-Caribbean deities, using it as such may be offensive to Them.)

Materials:

1 shot of vodka, bourbon, gin or scotch

1 glass to hold the shot of alcohol

1 12 oz. glass of water

Pour the shot of alcohol, then swirl it in the glass, saying:

“(Name of target) you’ve become

(Name of target) you shall stay

And I’ve become the nemesis

“Who will take your power away.”

Take a sip from the glass, saying:

“One sip and you feel weak.”

Take another sip, saying:

“Another makes you fall.”

Then chug the rest of the shot and say:

“As I toss back the rest of this

I own your power: All!”

Now chase the shot with the full glass of water, drinking it down as quickly as possible. Then say:

“In an hour’s time, I’ll piss you out.

And you’ll be laid to waste,

Weak and lowly like the piss

And swimming in disgrace.”

Reference:
Utterly Wicked
Curses, Hexes & Other Unsavory Notions
By Dorothy Morrison

I Must Apologize for Yesterday, my dear friends!

I cannot begin to apologize enough for yesterday, dear friends. I am so, so sorry. Even though it was not my fault, I am still sorry. Do you remember me telling you about the construction crew that was laying down the fiber optic wire? That screwy bunch tore up everything. After they fixed everything and we thought things were back to normal. There was a second crew to the bunch that showed up, OH, BROTHER! This bunch was worse than the first. They had to come up to the house and work on the pole that bring the lights, cable & phone into the building. No one told us they were coming. I heard beating and pounding. I looked out the window and there were two numb-skulls beating on our power pole. I asked them what they were doing. They told me they had to fix the fiber optic hook-up to the house. Secretly to myself, I said, “oh, shit!” And I was right. They went so far as to knock our little metal pole down. The pole is about four foot tall and they beat it till it was laying flat on the ground. We were without power, cable and phone all day. Well I will take that back, we had power, cable and phone for about thirty minutes. Then it when out for the rest of the day. I was so mad, I couldn’t see straight. So we ended up leaving because all the crews from the lights and cable had to come out and fix everything. One of the foremen told me, they would be so glad when this bunch of contractors left the area. I told him, “me and you both!”

As you can tell, I played with some graphics I had saved on my computer. That was what I was going to do yesterday. But I got everything done, real quick this morning. Now, I am ready to get back to business. Ooops! I need to look out the window and make sure the coast is clear, lol! It is, so let’s get on with the show………….

Again, I am sorry about yesterday,

Have a Very Blessed Day, dear friends!

Luv & Hugs,

Lady A

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