
You might be born into one family, but you can choose another with your heart!
Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive!

Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive!
If only it was this easy…

Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive!
The day of Venus, Friday takes its name from Frigga, the Goddess of Love and Transformation. She rules the spiritual aspects of people as they manifest on the physical. because of this, Friday is sometimes thought of as unpredictable.
Element : Water / Earth
Planet: Venus
Zodiac Sign : Taurus / Libra
Angel : Ariel
Metal : Tin
Incense / Perfumes : Strawberry, Sandalwood, Rose, Saffron and Vanilla
Oils : Cardamom, Palmrosa, Rose, Yarrow
Color : Green, Aqua, Rose
Stones : Emerald, Rose Quartz, Moonstone, Pink Tourmaline, Peridot, Jade
Plants/Herbs : Apple, Balm of Gilead, Bergamot, Birch, Catnip, Clematis, Damiana, Dragons Blood, Geranium, Heather, Hibiscus, Ivy, Magnolia, Mugwort, Plumeria, Rose, Rose Geranium, Sage, Strawberry, Vanilla, Vervain, Violet, Water Lilly
Magick to Work: love, friendship, beauty, sensuality, arts, attraction, healing, peace, harmony, artistic ability, creativity generally, reconciliation, beauty, female sexuality, luxury, music, pleasure, scent, sensuality, social affairs

Blessed be, and Blessed are,
The lovers of the Lady.
Blessed be and blessed are,
The Mother Maiden Crone.
Blessed be and blessed are,
The ones who dance together.
Bless be and blessed are,
The ones who dance alone.
She’s been waiting, waiting.
She’s been waiting so long.
She’s been waiting for her children
To remember to return.
The Charge of the Goddess is attributed to Doreen Valiente, a student of Gerarld Gardner. The poem, originally found in the Gardnerian Book of Shadows, is now loved by all wiccans as a statement of reverence for the Goddess and Nature. Valiente used materials from the Gospel of Aradia by Charles Leland (1901), and Aleister Crowley’s writings to compose the piece and it is commonly used to invoke the “Goddess” during Esbats and Sabbats.
From Lady Beltane: I am sorry many of the posts differ today than the way I want to go with them. It is a rainy gloomy day and my arthritis as well as a fibromyalgia flare is making it very difficult to type and sit at my desk. So, I did the best that I could for today. Also, the reason for only the regular daily posts to be up.

Some words are just destined to be turned into puns. The word “tea” itself is so easy to make into some tea-riffic puns, not to mention all the other tea-related words. Just like wine puns or coffee puns, the possibilities are practically endless to celebrate your favorite beverages. Puns are the perfect (and funny) addition to any conversation but can also be used on a greeting card for a friend or even in your social media captions. Next time you post a picture of tea time on Instagram, jazz it up with one of these quali-tea puns to impress your friends. Or just do it for yourself because puns can always put a smile on your face. And, of course, if you’re posting pictures of your other food, we have plenty of donut puns and fruit puns too. We have puns for all occasions! Check out the best tea puns ahead.
Nice tea meet you!
Making tea isn’t hard, but waiting for the kettle to boil sure is tea-dious.
This drink is tea-licious!
Oolong live the queen!
Let’s get this par-tea started!
It’s a brew-tea-ful day!
Steep dreams!
Don’t be chai!
I’m gonna love you oolong time!
Varie-tea is the spice of life!
This party is totally tea-riffic.
You’re my bes-tea!
Sweet dreams are made of tea.
Don’t kettle for second best.
Sip sip hooray!
The reali-tea is I love a good brew.
The only way out is brew it.
It’s been oolong time coming.
Sometimes I’m great at multi-tea-tasking.
Feeling tired enough to go to steep.
Can we all get oolong?
I’ll chai again tomorrow.
You’re totally tea-riffic.
You have to admit these puns are quali-tea.
Everything I brew, I brew for you.
If at first you don’t suceed, chai, chai again.
Walk a chamomile in my shoes.
Feeling a bit of deja brew.
Kettle down, kettle down.
You’re such a cu-tea.
I’ve been waiting oolong, long time for this.
It’s thirs-tea Thursday!
I believe I can chai.
We’re a pearl-fect fit for each other.
Pearls night out.
This boba tea is unbelie-bubble!
Hope you’re tapi-okay!
I’m totally cap-bubble of drinking something other than tea, I just don’t want to!
I always had a thing for the pearl next door.
I haven’t tried boba before, but I’ll give it a pearl.
You give me bubble-flies.
We’re a matcha made in heaven.
You and me are the perfect matcha.
Game, set, matcha!
I’m feeling so matcha better today!
I love you so matcha.
So matcha love.
I’ve met my matcha!
So little time, so matcha to do.
Thank you very matcha.
I’ve met my matcha.
So nice to matcha—what’s your name?
Planet – Jupiter
Spells/Magic – money, prosperity, holiday, travel, business, luck, growth, self improvement, generosity, health, wealth
Magical aspects: controlled optimism, energetic growth, physical well-being, material success, expansion, money/wealth, prosperity, leadership, and generosity.
Oils – lime, magnolia, strawberry, vanilla
plants and trees – sage, nutmeg,oak tree,meadowsweet, hyssop,borage,butterfly weed,clove,dandelion chestnut,maple tree, anise .
Stones – Amethyst, laptis lazuli, sapphire
Colours – blue, metallic colours, green, turquoise, white, purple.
Metal – Tin
Energy Type – Male
Dieties – dedicated to Thor, god of thunder and agricultural work. his parallels in various European Traditions include Zeus, Taranis, Perun, and Perkunas.
Thursday is the best time to deal with such matters as: Business, Gambling, Logic, Social Matters, Political Power, Material Wealth, Publishing, Collage Education, Long Distance Travel, Foreign Interests, Religion, Philosophy, Forecasting, Broadcasting, Publicity, Expansion, Luck, Growth, Sports, Horses, The Law, Doctors, Guardians, Merchants, Psychologists, Charity, Correspondence Courses, Self-improvement, Researching, Reading and Studying.


34. What type of store do apes own?
Monkey business.
35. What did one campfire say to the other?
Let’s go out one of these days!
36. What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
37. Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
38. Why don’t trees use the train?
They can never decide on a root.
39. Why should you never use a dull pencil?
It’s pointless.
40. What did the bee say to the flower?
Hi, bud!
41. What did zero say to 8?
Nice belt.
42. What bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow.
43. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
44. What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is good in their field.
45. What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
46. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
Use the forks, Luke.
47. Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have good soles.
48. Why do winners always win?
It beats me.
49. What kind of chain is edible?
A food chain.
50. Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop?
He wanted to get the scoop.
51. What kind of bean can’t grow?
A jellybean.
52. Where does a penguin keep his money?
In a snowbank.
53. How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
You rocket.
54. Why did the farmer bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
55. Why do winners always win?
It beats me.
56. How does a cyclist train for a race?
He recycles.
57. What did the tree say to the mountain?
Stop peaking at me!
58. How do billboards talk?
Sign language!
59. What did the gangster say to Julius Caesar?
You’re my Romeboy.
60. What do you call a car that never stops?
Cargo!
61. What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes?
A gram cracker.
62. How do you turn soup into gold?
Add 24 carrots.
63. What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?
Very cool music!
64. What did the skunk say when the wind changed?
It’s all coming back to me now.
65. Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
66. What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
Hip hop.

Through the ages I have traveled
I have seen all there is to know
I have entered the space that lies untouched
My power has bridged time
Energy has filled the void
Their voices can be heard
I know what they have been taught
Their memories travel with me
For I know who they are
Our circle remains unbroken
For they call to me
I have come freely to know them
They have passed their knowledge to me
I can feel their thoughts
Their wisdom is mine
From time to time
From Witch to Witch
We are one …
—A Witch’s Prayerbook
JoAnne Spiese

Move over Snapple facts and make room for these hilarious jokes found on Laffy Taffy wrappers.
One of the sweetest flavors of childhood is undisputedly the chewy, juicy, sugary, and cavity-inducing Laffy Taffy. You may have even argued with classmates over the best flavors—strawberry being superior, obviously. Now produced by the Ferrara Candy Company, these individually wrapped taffy rectangles that come in a variety of flavors have been bringing joy to kids and even adults (no shame here!) since the 1970s. Laffy Taffy was launched under Kathryn Beich Candies in Bloomington, Illinois as Beich’s Caramels, but was later renamed Beich’s Laffy Taffy. The candy was bought by Nestle in 1984 which then sold the brand to the Ferrara Candy Company in 2018, producing the taffy we know and love today. But chewing on this tasty treat wasn’t the only intriguing part of the experience. So if you’re a fan of Snapple facts, you’re going to love these funny puns and more.
Beich really put the “laffy” in Laffy Taffy. Inside each individual wrapper, you’ll find a joke. Since the launch, the jokes have been written and mailed in by children, making for some super silly and hilarious humor. These aren’t your typical knock knock jokes for kids. Laffy Taffy jokes are clever, punny, and may even make you think a little. We have all the candy puns, ice cream puns, and cookie puns that you could dream of, but this roundup of the best Laffy Taffy jokes people found on their wrappers will definitely get you giggling and eager to share with friends.
1. What happened after David had his ID stolen?
We had to call him Dav.
2. How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
3. What button can’t unbutton?
Your belly button.
4. Why does Where’s Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
5. What did the house wear to the party?
Address.
6. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?
Shore.
7. How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop it a line.
8. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toed.
9. Where can you find an ocean without water?
On a map.
A jolly rancher.
11. What did the horse say when he fell down?
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
12. What do you call an avid gardener?
Herb.
13. What is a good spot for a taste bud?
I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue.
14. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?
They might peel.
15. Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
16. Why don’t lobsters share?
Because they are shellfish.
17. How do you organize a space party?
Planet.
18. What are sailors’ favorite fruits?
Navel oranges.
19. What do you call the King’s rabbit?
The hare to the throne.
20. Why do fish always sing off-key?
Because you can’t tuna fish.
21. Why do marsupials make such good tea?
It’s koala tea.
22. How does a tree go home when it is ready?
It leaves.
23. What do you call a fancy sea creature?
So-fish-ticated.
24. What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells.
25. Why don’t birds follow directions?
They like to wing it.
26. When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you’re eating a watermelon!
27. What do frogs order at a restaurant?
French flies.
28. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
29. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
30. When can peanuts laugh?
When you crack them up!
31. Why is a pancake like the sun?
Because it rises in the yeast.
32. What building has the most stories?
The library.
33. Can February march?
No, but April May.
Rules: Communication, eloquence, education, travel, mental agility, intelligence, wisdom, self-improvement, divination, breaking negative habits, overcoming addictions, writing.
Colors: Yellow, Grey, Mixed Hues
Planet: Mercury
Metal: Quicksilver, a liquid mercury that contains amounts of the platinum group metals, has been interpreted as the caduceus of the Greek Hermes (Mercury in Roman myth); Zinc
Stones: Agate, Aventurine, Jasper (mottled), Mica, Pumice
Herbs: Almond, Bergamot Mint, Caraway, Dill, Fennel, Lavender, Lemongrass, Lemon Verbena, Peppermint, Thyme
Zodiac: Gemini & Virgo

Wednesdays are wild and wacky days. They are for communication, change, cunning, and the arts. This is a Mercury day, and just its patron god this day is full of contradictions, change, and excitement. Some suggestions for Wednesday enchantments would include:
Pulling a little Wednesday color magic into your life by wearing purples or orange
Carrying a multipurpose agate with you and tapping into its various charms
Working with magical plants such as the fern for protection. This plant will also boost the power of any other magical plants with which it is arranged.
Incorporating lavender into charms and spells for transformation
Using the charming scent of lily of the valley to improve your memory, or working with the aspen tree for communication
Calling on Athena, patron of arts and crafts, for inspiration for a new project
Fanning out a Tarot spell to increase you creativity
Calling on Hermes on a Wednesday night to bring movement and good luck into your life

Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive! Remember WOTC’s family are here to listen and help get us through the rough times in our lives.

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b
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: rituals and practices that incorporate belief in magic and that are associated especially with neo-pagan traditions and religions (such as Wicca)
b
or less commonly Witchcraft : a tradition or religion that involves the practice of witchcraft
before the 12th century, in the meaning defined at sense 1a
The first known use of witchcraft was before the 12th century



Rules: Communication, eloquence, education, travel, mental agility, intelligence, wisdom, self-improvement, divination, breaking negative habits, overcoming addictions, writing.
Colors: Yellow, Grey, Mixed Hues
Planet: Mercury
Metal: Quicksilver, a liquid mercury that contains amounts of the platinum group metals, has been interpreted as the caduceus of the Greek Hermes (Mercury in Roman myth); Zinc
Stones: Agate, Aventurine, Jasper (mottled), Mica, Pumice
Herbs: Almond, Bergamot Mint, Caraway, Dill, Fennel, Lavender, Lemongrass, Lemon Verbena, Peppermint, Thyme
Zodiac: Gemini & Virgo

Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive!

Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive!

Caution: Avoid shopping or big decisions from 9 AM to 4:30 PM EST today (6 AM to 1:30 PM PST). After that, the Moon moves from Leo into Virgo.
You are the artisan of the zodiac, which is why you’re so talented with your hobbies, arts and crafts. Today you are in touch with your muse, which is why you should grab every opportunity to express your creativity. Please check the Moon Alert above.
For a good portion of this day, there is a Moon Alert. Nevertheless, family discussions, especially with a female relative, will go well. However, during the Moon Alert, don’t volunteer for anything or agree to anything important. Keep things light. Enjoy the company of others.
This might be a busy, fast-paced day for you; nevertheless, because of the Moon Alert (see above), you might face shortages, delays, silly mistakes and confused communications. You might change your mind or feel indecisive. When the dust settles, you will focus on home and family.
Be careful because this is a tricky day. A big portion of this day is a Moon Alert, and for your sign, this Moon Alert is taking place in your Money House. Therefore, during this window of time, don’t shop. (Except for food and gas.) Postpone financial decisions. Wait until it is over.
Today is a wonderful day to socialize and enjoy the company of others. It’s also a marvellous day for creative activities, which is good news for artists and talented Leos. However, resist the urge to spend money (except for food and gas) until 4:30 PM EST (1:30 PM PST). Enjoy!
Today you might feel dreamy and a bit vague, especially in the morning. Be aware of the times of the Moon Alert (see above). Avoid shopping or important decisions during that window of time. However, afterwards, the Moon moves into your sign attracting good fortune to you!
This is a lovely day to schmooze with friends. You will also enjoy interacting with clubs, groups and organizations. However, during the Moon Alert (see above), do not volunteer for anything and avoid important decisions. Wait until the Alert is over.
This is an interesting day because the Moon Alert will be taking place at the top of your chart. This could mean that you might look like a space cadet to others. Certainly, elements of indecision will be obvious to others. (Actually, the whole world will feel that way, but you can’t hide it.)
Travelling will be challenging today during the Moon Alert, silly goof ups might occur. Delays and shortages will be classic. Once the Moon Alert is over (see above), you will be high viz. Be aware of this because people will notice you more than usual.
Be aware of when the Moon Alert happens today because it occurs in one of your Money Houses. This is a poor time to sign important papers. It’s a poor time to agree to anything related to shared property, inheritances, wills and insurance matters. Forewarned is forearmed.
This is a good day for goofy, casual, lighthearted conversations with partners and close friends. Enjoy this warm camaraderie; however, agree to nothing important. Explore new ideas but wait until the Moon Alert is over (see above) to agree to anything.
Your efficiency might suffer today because of the Moon Alert (especially this morning). Therefore, ease up on yourself and others. Just tread water. Today it’s best to go along to get along.
Actress, comedian Kathy Najimy (1957) shares your birthday today. You are quick-witted, multitalented and many of you are artistic. You are also caring and compassionate about others. Sometimes you need confidence to dream bigger. This year is about service and responsibility to others. Take care of yourself so that you can be of support when needed.
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