From Reader’s Digest
Cute Valentine’s Day puns
1. I love you a whole watt.
2. I’m hoppy you’re mine.
3. My heart is gushing—I lava you.
4. Looking forward to spending koala-ty time together this Valentine’s Day.
5. Pining fir you.
6. I can’t bear to be without you.
7. Yoda best, valentine.
8. You’re one in a chameleon.
9. You’re just plane awesome!
10. My significant otter.
11. We mermaid for each other!
12. I wheel-ly like you!
13. We’ve got great chemistry.
14. I love you once and flor-al!
15. Sealed with a kiss.
16. I’ll never dessert you.
Cheesy Valentine’s Day puns
17. This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
18. Are you a 90-degree angle? Because this feels just right.
19. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
20. You’re a cutie 3.14.
21. Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
22. Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
23. You must be glue, because I am sticking with you.
24. We have a great connection, since you’re Wi-Fi material.
25. Your name must be Summer, because you are hot.
26. Are you copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu Te!
27. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
28. You can donate blood to me anytime, since you’re just my type.
29. You must be a bowling ball, since you’re right up my alley.
Romantic Valentine’s Day puns
30. You’re the king of my heart!
31. I’ll owl-ways love you.
32. When I’m with you, my heart is always ready for takeoff.
33. You octopi my heart!
34. So mushroom in my heart for you!
35. You are my sole-mate.
Funny Valentine’s Day puns
36. Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
37. You sweep me off my feet.
38. I could TSA pre-check you out all day long.
39. I glove you, and I am s’mitten.
40. I was soapin’ you’d be my valentine.
41. You give my life porpoise.
42. Went from “cacti” to “cactus.”
43. I mustache you a question: Will you be my valentine?
44. I think you’re porcu-fine.
45. You had me at “aloe.”
46. Life would succ without you.
47. Do you be-leaf in love
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