A Laugh for Today – 54 Jokes for Anyone with a Sense of Humor

(These jokes are not posted to offend anyone I just have a dry, sometimes twisted sense of humor) From Reader’s Digest

Dark jokes may seem a bit taboo, but sometimes it’s OK to just laugh. We promise we won’t tell anyone that you did.

Life can be a real challenge sometimes, and during those times you may just have to laugh it out—even if that means getting a little dark. While these may not be the best jokes to crack with your mother-in-law or boss, it’s OK to giggle at them on your own or even with some like-minded friends. Dark jokes aren’t for everyone, but laughing at dark jokes could mean you’re a genius. Genius or not, there’s no harm in letting off some steam on the harder days with some dark humor.

1. I don’t have a carbon footprint.
I just drive everywhere.

2. The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted.

3. When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

4. What did the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs say?
“T. rex, I’m coming for my hug!”

5. An apple a day keeps the doctor away…
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

6. I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

7. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

8. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”
So we stopped playing chess.

9. Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

10. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me.

Feeling cheesy? Try these corny jokes that will make everyone laugh while they roll their eyes.

11. Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

12. I just got my doctor’s test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.

13. Never break someone’s heart. They only have one.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.

14. My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.

15. I childproofed my house
Somehow they still got in!

16. The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

17. What’s worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm?
Biting into an apple and discovering half a worm.

18. As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

19. My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried — I think she’s jokindkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf

20. You’re not completely useless.
You can always serve as a bad example.

21. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

22. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
None. Historians have suggested most pirates would have been illiterate.

23. “Welcome back to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today!”

24. My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

25. What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour? Its butt.

26. My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.

27. A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

28. Imagine when you walked into a bar and there was a lengthy line of individuals ready to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.

29. Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one.”

30. “What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

31. My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

32. Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.

33. I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear.

34. A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.

35. When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic.
I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

36. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.

37. My boss said to me, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?”
I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”

38. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

39. You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

40. I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99 percent of you will never get it.

41. My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

42. What rhymes with “boo” and stinks?

43. I have a fish that can breakdance.
Just for 20 seconds though and only once.

44. What’s pink and dangerous for your tooth?
A brick.

45. “I work with animals,” the man says to his date.
“That’s so sweet,” she replies. “I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?”
“I’m a butcher,” he says.

46. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

47. Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked, “Which one is yours?” I replied, “I’m still deciding.”
They looked horrified.

48. My mother said one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
Turns out I’m adopted.

49. When my uncle Frank died, he needed his ashes to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His final wish was to be Frank in Stein.

50. Why do vampires seem sick?
They’re always coffin.

51. Do the very last thing my grandfather stated to me earlier than he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”

52. Well, it is true that humans eat more bananas than monkeys just as recent research suggests. I agree because I can’t remember when last I enjoyed eating a monkey.

53. Today I made a decision to go go to my childhood house. I asked the residents if I may come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, however, they refused and slammed the door on my face. My mother and father are the worst.

54. What’s the difference between jelly and jam? You can’t jelly a clown into the tiny automobile.

Spell for Today – Concentrate Candle Spell


Wednesday is a good day to focus on getting over any slumps you may have. This day is considered the middle of the work week; and many people find themselves very tired by this point. That is why this day is a great day to do refresh, refrain, return, wake-up, and concentration spells. It is, also, another good day for meditation.

Concentrate Candle Spell

Items needed:

1 small white candle
1 small blue candle
1 orange candle

Take all three candles and place them on a fire-proof surface in front of you. Light both candles. Take three deep breaths. Lightly tap your forehead with one of your fingers for a minute or so. You should feel a slight tingly sensation on your forehead. Now, look at the three candles and say this chant three times:

“I have the time.
I have the wait.
This should help me concentrate.
When it’s white And it’s blue,
It will start my mind a new.”

After you have finished, blow out the candles. From this point on, when you have problems concentrating, think of those white, blue, and orange candles, and the tingle in your forehead; and your mind should be better able to concentrate.


A Witch’s Week of Spells and Activities
Helga C. Loueen

Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Wednesday

Wednesdays are wild and wacky days. They are for communication, change, cunning, and the arts. This is a Mercury day, and just its patron god this day is full of contradictions, change, and excitement. Some suggestions for Wednesday enchantments would include:

Pulling a little Wednesday color magic into your life by wearing purples or orange

Carrying a multipurpose agate with you and tapping into its various charms

Working with magical plants such as the fern for protection. This plant will also boost the power of any other magical plants with which it is arranged.

Incorporating lavender into charms and spells for transformation

Using the charming scent of lily of the valley to improve your memory, or working with the aspen tree for communication

Calling on Athena, patron of arts and crafts, for inspiration for a new project

Fanning out a Tarot spell to increase you creativity

Calling on Hermes on a Wednesday night to bring movement and good luck into your life

8 February 2023 Southern Hemisphere’s Planetary Positions

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For Your Local Time and Date 

Southeastern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Sao Paulo, Brazil, South America

8 February 2023
06:00 pm GMT 3:00 PM BRT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:19 Aquarius 42
Moon:22 Virgo 30
Mercury:26 Capricorn 20
Venus:15 Pisces 42
Mars:12 Gemini 11
Jupiter:07 Aries 34
Saturn:26 Aquarius 47
Uranus:15 Taurus 04
Neptune:23 Pisces 50
Pluto:28 Capricorn 55

True Lunar Node:07 Taurus 08 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:08 Taurus 09 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 30

Chiron:12 Aries 55
Ceres:06 Libra 53 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 46 Rx
Juno:13 Aries 06
Vesta:00 Aries 15

Eris:23 Aries 59


Southern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Cape Town, South Africa

8 February 2023
01:00 pm GMT 3:00 PM SAST
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:19 Aquarius 29
Moon:19 Virgo 58
Mercury:26 Capricorn 04
Venus:15 Pisces 27
Mars:12 Gemini 07
Jupiter:07 Aries 31
Saturn:26 Aquarius 45
Uranus:15 Taurus 04
Neptune:23 Pisces 50
Pluto:28 Capricorn 54

True Lunar Node:07 Taurus 10 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:08 Taurus 10 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 28

Chiron:12 Aries 55
Ceres:06 Libra 54 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 47 Rx
Juno:12 Aries 59
Vesta:00 Aries 09

Eris:23 Aries 59


Southwestern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

8 February 2023
04:00 am GMT 3:00 PM AEDT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:19 Aquarius 06
Moon:15 Virgo 26
Mercury:25 Capricorn 34
Venus:14 Pisces 59
Mars:12 Gemini 01
Jupiter:07 Aries 27
Saturn:26 Aquarius 42
Uranus:15 Taurus 03
Neptune:23 Pisces 49
Pluto:28 Capricorn 53

True Lunar Node:07 Taurus 14 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:08 Taurus 11 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 26

Chiron:12 Aries 54
Ceres:06 Libra 54 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 50 Rx
Juno:12 Aries 47
Vesta:29 Pisces 59

Eris:23 Aries 59


A Thought for Today

Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive! Remember WOTC’s family are here to listen and help get us through the rough times in our lives.

Giving Honor To Gaia/Mother Earth Every day

I have never understood once I started walking a spiritual path that allows me to live in more harmony with Mother Earth and all living thigs on and inside her why only 1 day every year is called Earth Day. Don’t get me wrong if this one day brings more awareness to people about how we rape and pillage the planet we live on than it is worth the yearly celebration.

I feel we as Pagans and Witches have a duty to help Mother Earth every day of every year. It can be something as simple as taking a small bag with you on walks to pick up the trash others are too lazy to get rid of properly. The smokers who throw the filters of their cigarettes on the ground to me should be horsed whip. I mean how hard is it to put the cigarette out get rid of any tobacco left in it than stick the filter in your pocket until they find a proper waste receptacle? I am a smoker and even when out in my own yard I do this. Yes, I am on my soapbox right now asking you to be part of the solution to the raping and pillage of Mother Earth instead of part of those who don’t give a damn how they treat her.

I challenge everyone who can go outside and take w walk to become the custodian of a two-block area or more around your home to take a walk as weather permits and wear plastic or rubber gloves and pick up any trash you see. I suggest taking at least to plastic or paper grocery bags with you on you first walk and I think you will be amazed at all the trash small and larger pieces you will find. The challenge to those that are homebound because of weather or a disability to put up a post on your social media account asking that the people you are friends with on their pickup discarded things and throw them away properly. If enough of do this post and ask our friends to re-post, we stand a good chance of going viral. Just think of all the good we can do for Mother Earth, wildlife, children, and our external living environment by doing this.

Are you with me on this clean up challenge? Good-bye trash in the comment section if you are.

Pagan Word Definition – Witchcraft

From merriam-webster.com



witch·​craft ˈwich-ˌkraft 


the use of sorcery or magic


communication with the devil or with a familiar
an irresistible influence or fascination


rituals and practices that incorporate belief in magic and that are associated especially with neo-pagan traditions and religions (such as Wicca)

Practitioners of Wicca … use the tools … such as the broom (a purifying symbol), the wand, candles, crystals and the knife …. They refer to their practices as witchcraft …Lesley Wright


or less commonly Witchcraft a tradition or religion that involves the practice of witchcraft

Feminist witchcraft sees women’s oppression and environmental abuse, which they argue are intimately linked, as firmly rooted in patriarchal religions.Wendy Griffin
Wicca, which emerged in the 1940s in England, is the original form of modern Pagan Witchcraft.Meg Yardley

















Word History

First Known Use

before the 12th century, in the meaning defined at sense 1a

Time Traveler

The first known use of witchcraft was before the 12th century

A Laugh for Today


Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.

Spell for Today – Hecate Justice Spell

Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Tuesday

From gypsywolf.weebly.com

Wednesday, the fourth day of the week,  is named after the Scandinavian Woden (Odin), the “All-Father” of Norse mythology, god of wisdom, poetry and magic .  He sacrificed himself, hanging with a spear thrust in his side by his own hand, on Yggdrasil, the World Tree, to receive the knowledge of the Runes.  His symbols are the wolf, raven, and the valknut, Knot of the Vala.  Wednesday also corresponds to the Roman God, Mercury, also known as Hermes (Greek), messenger of the gods, and god of speed, travel, fortune and communication.


Latin: Dies Mercurii, the day of Mercury.
French: mercredi
Italian: mercoledi
Spanish: miércoles
German: Mittwoch
Dutch: woensdag

Rules: Communication, eloquence, education, travel, mental agility, intelligence, wisdom, self-improvement, divination, breaking  negative habits, overcoming addictions, writing.
Colors: Yellow, Grey, Mixed Hues
Planet: Mercury
Metal: Quicksilver, a liquid mercury that contains amounts of the platinum group metals, has been interpreted as the caduceus of the Greek Hermes (Mercury in Roman myth); Zinc
Stones: Agate, Aventurine, Jasper (mottled), Mica, Pumice
Herbs: Almond, Bergamot Mint, Caraway, Dill, Fennel, Lavender, Lemongrass, Lemon Verbena, Peppermint, Thyme
Zodiac: Gemini & Virgo

February 7 Divination Journal

Tarot Cards

From astrologyanswers.com


3 of Cups – Minor Arcana

They do look happy, don’t they? Three women, chalices raised, dancing. There’s not a cloud in the sky, and there are plenty of flowers and fruit at their feet. The wreaths on the heads of the dancers represent success. Like all threes, the Three of Cups indicates that it’s time to apply your knowledge. The past position reveals to you an important influence from the past, and what might have happened to bring things to the point where they are now. You cannot change the past, but by understanding it, you can learn from it, so you don’t make the same mistakes again. When the Three of Cups is inverted, something has brought disillusionment into your happiness. It may have caused some isolation, or stifled your self-expression somehow. You’ve lost touch with your friends–you could even be partying too hard, and missing the real value of companionship If your question was about a relationship, then this discord might have happened because a third person stuck their nose into things.


7 of Swords – Minor Arcana

The figure in the card is sneaking away with all the swords. He looks over his shoulder, confident, almost jubilant, in his ability to be deceitful. Three men in the far background have realized they’ve been duped, and one is raising his sword in retaliation. This is very much a card of karma; what you do will always be found out, eventually. Like all sevens, the Seven of Swords is a card of creativity. The present position reveals to you a pivotal influence in the here and now, and what actions may be necessary for you to start to change things. You cannot alter what has already happened, but by taking immediate action, you can start to mold the future, and change the potential outcome of the events that the past set in motion. The Seven of Swords is cautioning you that your past is being exposed. You have the chance to make things right with those you wronged–but you could feel like just sneaking away and hope that it won’t come to light. Perhaps you’re the victim of someone else’s betrayal. Either you have to face things on your own, or you’re being pushed out by others. This is very much a card of secrecy and isolation.


The Moon – Major Arcana

Moonlight can make shadows larger and darker than they really are, and get you to question what you’re actually seeing. Is it there, or is it just an illusion? The Moon card asks the same question. While this card is often an indicator of psychic ability, it can also bring delusion, and get you questioning whether things are really what they seem. The future position reveals to you a critical element about what’s yet to come. To understand it you need to carefully examine the previous cards. You cannot change the past, but by analyzing it and then taking action in the here and now, you can change the course of your destiny. This card shows you the potential of the situation, so that you can best know what to do next to make things happen to get your desired results or to bring about necessary changes to avoid repercussions. The inverted Moon card is always unsettling. It reveals that either someone will deceive you, or that you will deceive yourself. You may find yourself believing what you want to believe, rather than seeing what’s actually there. Facts will either be missing, or intentionally left out, and it will make you question just what–and who–you’re going to be able to believe.


From white-magic-help.net

MANNAZ – The Self

Remain modest – that is the right of the oracle. Be in the world, but not from the world. Stay receptive to impulses, that come out of the divine in the inner and outer sphere. Seek to live the usual life in an unusual manner.

If you take the ‘itself’ rune and cut through it in the middle, you are going to receive the rune of joy and its reflection. So there is a fine warning not to be careless. The acrobatically dancing energy of the balance is asked here to bring its higher itself. Nothing in the excess – that was the second request that was to be read at the entrance to the delphish temple. The first advice read: Recognize you yourself!

Witches Rune

From otherworldlyoracle.com

The Sun

Growth, new beginnings, fertility, prosperity, solar magic, god

When this witches rune pops up in a reading, I typically smile. The sun means different things to different people; however, the fact that it sustains the planet also means it sustains our lives and brings an abundance of good things. Also linked to our solar plexus, vitality, health and self-confidence.


From learnreligions.com


Beith, or Beth, corresponds to the letter B in the alphabet, and is associated with the Birch tree. When this symbol is used, it is representative of new beginnings, change, release, and rebirth. In some traditions, it also has connections with purification.

Birch trees are hardy. They’ll grow just about anywhere, including on bare soil. Because they tend to grow in clusters, what may be just one or two seedlings now can be practically an entire forest in a few decades. In addition to being a sturdy sort of tree, the Birch is useful. In days gone by, it was used for infants’ cradles, and is still harvested today to make cabinets and furniture.

From a magical perspective, there are a number of uses for Birch. The branches are traditionally incorporated into the construction of a besom, and are used for the bristles. Use the white outer bark in ritual in place of paper or parchment–just be sure you only harvest the bark from a fallen Birch tree, not a living one. Ancient herbalists discovered that various parts of this tree can be used for medicinal purposes. Bark was once brewed into a tea to fight fevers, and the leaves were used alternately as a laxative and a diuretic, depending on how they were prepared.

Beith Correspondences

Mundane Aspects: When this symbol appears, it means it’s time to get rid of all those negative influences you’ve been carrying around with you. Figure out what things are bad in your life, which relationships are toxic, and find a way to leave them behind. Instead of being dragged down by the negative, focus on the positive things you have in your life, the blessings and abundance. Use these things as a focus, rather than the harmful or damaging ones.

Magical Aspects: Consider the property of renewal and rebirth, as demonstrated by the Birch. Use this as a tool for spiritual and emotional regrowth, and developing your own ability to regenerate where there has been emptiness or devastation.

I Ching

From psychic-revelation.com

Hexagram One/1

Name: Ch’ien.

Keyphrase: The Creative.

Formed By The Trigrams: Heaven over Heaven.

General: Persistent effort will help you realize your potential for achievement.

Love: You need to behave in a compassionate fashion towards your partner.

Business: Your ideas are sound but you need to take time to thoroughly plan out your strategy for making them work.

Personal: You need to take time out to relax and enjoy life more.

Overview: Ch’ien is pure yang energy. Being pure yang it indicates a time when you are in a good position to achieve your objectives (whatever they may be). However, it is a time of potential as there is a lack of yin influence. So now is the time to make those plans and get ready to put them into action. Plan thoroughly and don’t be impatient. Although Ch’ien is an auspicious hexagram, for your plans to have a lasting effect and value your motives need to be virtuous. Be compassionate when you move forward. If you are arrogant you will only breed complacency or resentment in those around you.


From worldnumerology.com


From a spiritual perspective, the 1 is the number of creation – the primal force from which all other numbers spring forth. Some say once you truly understand the place and function of this elemental number, enlightenment will be yours.

This statement doesn’t apply to a Numerologist’s perspective alone, but perhaps it’s a good place to start since the personality of the number 1 aligns nicely with its elevated spiritual symbolism.

The 1 is a doer, a powerful force that produces results.

The 1 is aggressive – a necessary trait for creating, and not allowing anything to limit its potential. The 1 is the spearhead, always in the forefront directing and leading others.

The shape of this number reflects its meaning; the 1 walks upright with pride and purpose – strong, determined, and unwavering with a specific goal in mind. The 1 is capable of turning ideas into reality – pushing obstacles aside or simply drilling right through them.

The 1 tends to have a simple, straightforward view of life, heedless of its many complexities.

An individual with the dynamic 1 trusts their ability to separate right from wrong, doesn’t waste time on abstract ideas, and rarely follows a path that isn’t in line with their result-oriented goal. The 1 is no preacher, no philosopher, spiritual explorer, nor dreamer – and certainly not an idealist. They are pragmatic, ruthless conquerors, and warriors extraordinaire. The 1 is individualistic and independent to a fault. They will attempt to force their viewpoint on you but have no desire to hear yours.

The 1 can be confrontational, jealous, and exceedingly stubborn, but also courageous and willing to try anything new (with promise) even at great risk. They have a sense of honor and responsibility that demands respect and are the first to defend injustice and hypocrisy.

Befriend a 1 and you have a friend for life.

Fortunately, the 1 has a great capacity for humor, often self-depreciating, so you can poke fun at your friend and not worry about hurt feelings. But don’t cater to them to win love or friendship or you will lose their respect. Stand up to a 1 and you may lose the fight, but you’ll gain admiration. Working for a 1 you will be pushed to the limit, abused at all hours, and incapable of living up to unreasonable expectations. But you will also become the best you can be.

When in trouble, you want a friend with a strong 1 on your side, and you won’t find a braver partner or a more dedicated protector. But, if the 1 is your enemy, you could be crushed without mercy. And be forewarned, the number 1 is the most difficult of all lovers, demanding, jealous, confrontational, and impatient.

If you have a 1 in your core numbers, your happiness and sense of satisfaction will come from your work more than any other source.

Angel Number

From angel-numbers.com


Number one represents unity. We are all one a we are connected with our thinking. Observe your thoughts and concentrate on your desires. Let positive thinking be your utmost priority. Your fears will just vanish if you remember you have powerfull allies and guardians around you at all times.

Animal Spirit Guide or Helper

From uniguide.com


Horses are beloved by people around the world, so they have been important figures in the mythology and folklore of many cultures, as well as in people’s personal lives. In fact, it’s impossible to quantify the amount of art, music, literature, and other forms of expression that have been inspired by these magnificent creatures.

In this post, we’ll explore all aspects of horse symbolism and meanings, including horse spiritual meaning, the horse spirit animal, horse mythology, and more.

Table of Contents

What does a horse symbolize?

Detailed Horse Symbols and Meanings

White Horse Meaning

Dark Horse Meaning

Horse Mythology and Folklore

Horse Meaning in Slavic Culture

Horse Meaning in Mongolia

The Horse in China

Horse in Hindu Mythology

Horse Symbolism in Buddhism

Horses in the Bible

The Horse in Greek Mythology

Celtic Horse Meaning

Horse Symbolism in Norse Mythology

Native American Horse Symbolism

Horse Spirit Animal

Horse Power Animal

Horse Totem Animal

Horse Dream Meaning

Horse Tattoo

Organizations that Protect Horses

Witchcraft Symbol

From thoughtcatalog.com

Air element

The symbol for Air as one of the four classical elements in alchemy is a triangle with a line through it. Air is used in rituals when a Wicca practitioner is drawing attention to wisdom or communication. It can also be used to symbolize the east or breath (life in general).

Represents: air, the east, the soul, life, communication, wisdom.

Used in rituals for: momentum, wisdom.

February 7, 2023 Birthday Horoscope

May the next year of your life be more positive than the past year! 

Click here to read anyone’s birthday horoscope from sunsigns.org 

FEBRUARY 7 birthday horoscope predicts that you are popular! The zodiac sign for February 7 is the Aquarius. You like socializing and meeting interesting people. Read on to know what your birthday horoscope has to say about you! This magnetic Aquarius loves being surrounded by people.

You love people but you also like being alone. What you do in your private time is not up for discussion. You are a sweetheart but you are nobody’s pushover. You are smart enough to trust your instincts. It is the one thing you that will not let you down.

February 7 birthday personality love to travel and to discover new things. You know there are better places to be than where you are right now. There is more to life than what meets the eye.

Aquarians born on February 7 have a flair for the unusual. Your distinctive style expresses who you are on the inside. You do so that others want to be like you. You are a charmer with a great sense of humor. All of the qualities make you popular amongst your peers.

You may relate to a different element from what your Sun Sign / Zodiac Sign element is. Take this in-depth four elements personality quiz to understand it.

Often times, people think that you are unfriendly. That is far from the truth. You are very well liked. You are just curious by nature and you have a broad imagination. February 7 birthday personality suggests that you have very little tolerance when it comes to people’s games.

You are honest, Aquarius and you would not like it if you were made a fool of. You have a serious side than can be difficult for others to accept. The future of person who born on 7 February is dependent on your jolly personality.

Did I tell you how smart you are, Aquarius? Well, you know you are a quick learner, a self-starter and an enterprising person. Yes indeed… you have to get up early to pull the wool over your eyes as you are on top of things.

Aquarians with February 7 birthday, are proud people who sometimes feel superior. Your dreams and goals go beyond the ordinary. You also love your freedom. You need space in order to grow. You can come up with some interesting ideas.

With your natural talents Aquarius, you have your pick of career fields. You could teach, write or do research. February 7 astrology predicts that with your communication skills could land you a job in Public Relations or Human Resources. When you deal with professionals, you bring an honest energy to the table. And people love doing business with you.

What your birthday says about you is that you are straightforward and tell it like it is. The people on your team admire this quality in you. Your active imagination speaks to people in a way that captivates their attention. This quality makes you a great communicator. You have a persuasiveness that will undeniably make you into successful human being.

February 7 horoscope predicts you have a mysterious side to you. Yes, I know that quality should be attractive but it is most disheartening for someone who is trying to get to know you especially in love. You feel that you are misunderstood, Aquarius and here is why. Your walls are up and guarded.

How can you commit to anyone like this? You will not open up so they can form a trust bond and you are moody. This could cause someone to walk right out of your life. Find the right compatible partner and you can overcome bouts with self-doubt and periods of depression predicts your love compatibility by birthday.

February 7 Aquarius birthday people are more romantic than most other Aquarians. People think that you are sensual yet enthusiastic. Behind closed doors, you can be creative. Sometimes Aquarius you are torn between the physical aspects of a relationship and the idea of sex being an act of love.

Aquarius zodiac sign people take break ups hard but will move on to the next one without hesitation if necessary. Giving up your independence in a relationship is not an option. You already have an inability to stick to the rules or you have a problem with authority.

Aquarians born on February 7 are quick to debate. Those that have a different perspective will enjoy hearing you speak. You are very detailed and aware. Your birthday horoscope for today profile shows that you are also observant by nature.

Your Aquarian flaws are that you can be unpredictable and stubborn. You can also be quite cold and isolated. On the other side, you do not really care what people think of you.

In conclusion, maybe nobody will ever define you Aquarians, but you are still very special. When it comes to love, you will find the right one. It will be a significant time in your life, Aquarius.

You value your work and the rewards it provides for you. Aquarians like to be heard. You are independent, impulsive and set in your ways. Those with birthday February 7 will not give up your independence not even for love.

See: Famous Celebrities Born On February 7

This Day That Year  – February 7 In History

1238 – Vladimir is burned by Mongols
1795 – The 11th Amendment of the US Constitution affirms power of states
1812 – New Madrid, Missouri has an 8.2 earthquake
1904 – 1500 buildings are destroyed by fire in Baltimore, MD
1949 – Baseball’s Joe DiMaggio signs 100k a year contract with NY Yankees

February 7 Kumbha Rashi (Vedic Moon Sign)

February 7 Chinese Zodiac TIGER

February 7 Birthday Planet

Your Ruling planet is Uranus represents individuality, rebellious attitude and nervous energy.

February 7 Birthday Symbols

The Water Bearer Is The Symbol For The Aquarians

February 7 Birthday Tarot Card

Your Birthday Tarot Card is The Chariot. It symbolizes determination, will power and ability to overcome obstacles. The Minor Arcana cards are Six of Swords and Knight of Swords.

February 7 Birthday Compatibility

You are most compatible with people born under Aquarius: This zodiac match between two similar individuals is very compatible. You are not compatible with people born under Scorpio: This relationship can be really difficult with many arguments.

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February 7 Lucky Numbers

Number 7 – This number signifies an analytical mind that is a perfectionist at heart.
Number 9 – This is a friendly number which works for the social cause.

Lucky Colors For February 7 Birthdays

Purple: This is a royal number that stands for mysticism, wealth and good reputation.
Blue: Signifies freedom, reliability and integrity.

Lucky Days For February 7 Birthdays

Saturday – This is the day of the planet Saturn symbolized by cleaning up of old issues and beginning new ones.
Sunday – This day is ruled by the planet sun and signifies relaxation, meditation and understanding of the universe.

February 7 Birthstone

Amethyst is a mystical stone that keeps your temper under control and improves your psychic abilities.

Ideal Zodiac Birthday Gift For People Born On February 7

A book on philosophy for the Aquarius man and a Chinese spa massage for the Aquarius woman. February 7 birthday personality enjoy being pampered.

February 7, 2023 Daily Horoscopes

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Moon Alert

There are no restrictions to shopping or important decisions today. The Moon is in Virgo.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Something secretive or behind the scenes might surprise you today. For example, a secret love affair might suddenly blossom out of the blue. (Kinda thrilling.) Admittedly, you might feel restless or even mildly agitated about something and not know why. Stay chill.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Quite likely, a friend will surprise you today. Or perhaps, you will meet someone new who is unusual or avant-garde? This is because encounters with others will have an unexpected, exciting quality. Possibly, you will be taken aback by member of a group or an organization. Perhaps you don’t agree with their mandate?

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Some of you will develop a sudden crush on your boss or someone in a position of power today. (“That person is irresistible.”) Or perhaps your reputation will suddenly shine today because people appreciate your warmth, your talent and your help. Could be anything.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Travel plans might drop in your lap today. If so, you will have to act fast because this window of opportunity is brief. Alternatively, some of you might suddenly have to travel when you least expected to do so. Matters related to higher education, medicine, the law and social media might surprise.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Surprise gifts and goodies might come your way today. Keep your pockets open because this is a definite possibility. Likewise, you might benefit indirectly because your partner or someone close to you gets a windfall. Meanwhile, intimate, sexy relationships might hold pleasant surprises.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Do not challenge parents, bosses and authority figures today. Instead, let partners and close friends spring a pleasant surprise on you. You might receive an invitation? They might suggest something that catches you off guard? Take a beat to think before you respond.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Steer clear of controversial arguments. Instead, switch your focus to matters that need your attention like surprises or unexpected events related to your job or possibly your health. (Maybe something unexpected with your pet?) It’s a crapshoot today.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Unexpected social events and surprise invitations might delight you; nevertheless, parents should be vigilant because this can be an accident-prone time for your kids. Surprises in the romance department are likely as well. This could be a new flirtation? Or something refreshing and different will rejuvenate an existing romance.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Avoid squabbles with partners, close friends, bosses and authority figures because they will likely be public or noticed by others for some reason. (Do you really want to do this?) Instead, be smart and stock the fridge because unexpected gatherings might take place at home. A family surprise could be in the picture.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Don’t be tempted by arguments about controversial politics. Instead, look for the gifts that this day will bring you, probably in an unexpected way. New faces, new places, new ideas and new adventures. It will please and excite you to learn something new. An unexpected short trip might delight?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Keep your pockets open because gifts, goodies and favours from others can come your way today. You might even get cold hard cash. (Or a room temperature cheque.) Spontaneous purchases might also take place today, especially if they’re related to something unusual, high tech or modern art.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Taken an exciting break from your daily routine. Seek out stimulating friends and avoid bores. That’s because today you’re ready to party and do something different and unusual! Don’t worry. Something unexpected will happen because you will attract new friends and exciting diversions. Today you want freedom – not structure.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actor, comedian Chris Rock (1965) shares your birthday today. You have a friendly, open, almost naive personality, which can confuse others because you have a strong intellect, a keen sense of justice and are verbally gifted. This year is about learning, teaching and reflection. Explore philosophies that will give you a better self-awareness. Enjoy times of solitude.

February 7, 2023 Moon Goddess Current Phase

You can use this link to go forward or backward in time for Moon phase information. If you are curious, you can even find out what phase the Moon was in when you or anyone else was born.

From MoonGiant.com

The Moon’s current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Gibbous. During this phase the Moon can be seen in the early morning daylight hours on the western horizon. This is the first phase after the Full Moon occurs. It lasts roughly 7 days with the Moon’s illumination growing smaller each day until the Moon becomes a Last Quarter Moon with an illumination of 50%. The average Moon rise for this phase is between 9pm and Midnight depending on the age of the phase. The moon rises later and later each night setting after sunrise in the morning.

Visit the February 2023 Moon Phases Calendar to see all the daily moon phase for this month.

Today’s Waning Gibbous Phase

The Waning Gibbous on February 7 has an illumination of 97%. This is the percentage of the Moon illuminated by the Sun. The illumination is constantly changing and can vary up to 10% a day. On February 7 the Moon is 16.31 days old. This refers to how many days it has been since the last New Moon. It takes 29.53 days for the Moon to orbit the Earth and go through the lunar cycle of all 8 Moon phases.

Phase Details

Phase: Waning Gibbous
Illumination: 97%
Moon Age: 16.31 days
Moon Angle: 0.50
Moon Distance: 401,714.33 km
Sun Angle: 0.54
Sun Distance: 147,557,735.36 km

The 8 Lunar Phases

There are 8 lunar phases the Moon goes through in its 29.53 days lunar cycle. The 4 major Moon phases are Full Moon, New Moon, First Quarter and Last Quarter. Between these major phases, there are 4 minor ones: the Waxing Crescent, Waxing Gibbous, Waning Gibbous and Waning Crescent. For more info on the Moon Cycle and on each phase check out Wikipedia Lunar Phase page.

Useful Moon Resources

February 7, 2023 Northern Hemisphere’s Planetary Positions

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Northwestern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Los Angeles, California, USA

February 07, 2023
11:00 pm GMT 3:00 PM PST
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:18 Aquarius 54
Moon:12 Virgo 55
Mercury:25 Capricorn 18
Venus:14 Pisces 43
Mars:11 Gemini 58
Jupiter:07 Aries 24
Saturn:26 Aquarius 41
Uranus:15 Taurus 03
Neptune:23 Pisces 49
Pluto:28 Capricorn 53

True Lunar Node:07 Taurus 16 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:08 Taurus 12 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 24

Chiron:12 Aries 53
Ceres:06 Libra 55 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 51 Rx
Juno:12 Aries 41
Vesta:29 Pisces 54

Eris:23 Aries 59


From Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Northern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Chicago, Illinois, USA

February 07, 2023
09:00 pm GMT 3:00 PM CST
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:18 Aquarius 49
Moon:11 Virgo 54
Mercury:25 Capricorn 12
Venus:14 Pisces 37
Mars:11 Gemini 57
Jupiter:07 Aries 23
Saturn:26 Aquarius 40
Uranus:15 Taurus 03
Neptune:23 Pisces 49
Pluto:28 Capricorn 53

True Lunar Node:07 Taurus 17 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:08 Taurus 12 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 24

Chiron:12 Aries 53
Ceres:06 Libra 55 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 51 Rx
Juno:12 Aries 38
Vesta:29 Pisces 52

Eris:23 Aries 59


Northeastern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Frankfurt, Germany, Europe

7 February 2023
02:00 pm GMT 3:00 PM CET
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:18 Aquarius 31
Moon:08 Virgo 23
Mercury:24 Capricorn 49
Venus:14 Pisces 15
Mars:11 Gemini 52
Jupiter:07 Aries 20
Saturn:26 Aquarius 38
Uranus:15 Taurus 03
Neptune:23 Pisces 48
Pluto:28 Capricorn 52

True Lunar Node:07 Taurus 20 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:08 Taurus 13 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 22

Chiron:12 Aries 53
Ceres:06 Libra 55 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 53 Rx
Juno:12 Aries 29
Vesta:29 Pisces 44

Eris:23 Aries 59