From Reader’s Digest
Food Valentine’s Day puns
48. Brie mine.
49. You’re my everything bagel.
50. Don’t go bacon my heart.
51. My heart beets for you.
52. You are one in a melon.
53. Just in queso you didn’t know, I love you.
54. You make miso happy.
55. I only have fries for you.
56. Muffin can ever come between us.
57. Words cannot express hummus I love you.
58. You’re my jam.
59. You make me Snicker.
60. Will you peas be mine?
61. There’s no reason to wine about you.
62. I love you from my head to-matoes.
63. We make a great pear.
64. Pie like you berry much.
65. You’re all that and dim sum.
66. You got a pizza my heart.
67. Olive you.
68. I donut know what I’d do without you.
Dog Valentine’s Day puns
69. I ruff you.
70. You’re my pup of tea.
71. Hey, corgeous!
72. I puggin’ love you!
73. You look awfully fetching.
74. I’m mutts over you.
75. You are my pup of tea.
76. Urine my heart forever, so let’s ignore that puddle in the kitchen.
77. Doggone it, will you paw-lease be my valentine?
Cat Valentine’s Day puns
78. Meow and forever, I love you.
79. You are purr-fect for me!
80. When I’m with you, I’m feline good.
81. I’m not kitten around: I love you.
82. I’m not lion: I love you.
83. I’m definitely feline a reaction between the two of us.
84. I think you’re one cool cat.
85. Meow + you = together fur-ever.
Drink Valentine’s Day puns
86. I love you a latte.
87. You’re my cup of tea.
88. I can’t tell you how matcha you mean to me.
89. I want to espresso my love for you.
90. I soda think you’re cute.
91. You had me at merlot!
92. The boba us were meant to be together.
93. You’re ex-straw-ordinary!
Animal Valentine’s Day puns
94. I whale always love you.
95. I’m bananas for you.
96. I’m so fawned of you, deer!
97. I love ewe from the bottom of my heart.
98. I’m batty for you.
99. Will you bee mine?
100. You quack me up, valentine.
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