A Little Humor for Your Day – Irish Joke

Irish Joke

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.”

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”

John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”

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Daily Feng Shui News for Jan. 14 – ‘Caesarean Section Day’

Because I have had one myself, on today’s ‘Caesarean Section Day’ I’d like to pass along a critical tip for those of you who have had one too. If you’re still carrying scar tissue where you once carried a baby, this next technique is for you. Break open a vitamin E capsule and pour the oil into the palm of your hand. Massage that oil into the area of the scar for at least three minutes. The combination of this oil and your massage will help to break it up scar tissue so that you can eliminate it easily. Do this every few months and, oh baby, will you feel better.

By Ellen Whitehurst for Astrology.com

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Your Charm for the Jan. 14 is The Cross

 Your Charm for the Day

The Cross 

Today’s Meaning:

This is probably the most popular of charms. You will be protected in this aspect. No one will be able to harm you or your state of being.

General Description:

The Cross has always been a favorite device. It was used by the sun-worshippers as a symbol of the sun, and their warriors carried the Cross upon their shields. In olden days kings and nobles, when they could not write, used the sign of the Cross. That sign was used in breaking spells and for protection from evil spirits. In the East the Cross has been used as a talisman from time immemorial. The Eastern Cross as illustrated was worn as a charm against stickiness, accidents and witchcraft, also to attract good fortune. Sentences from the Koran were often inscribed upon the small pendants to make the charm still more potent.

 

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The Witches Magick for Jan. 13th – To Rid A Bothersome Spirit

The Witches Magick

To Rid A Bothersome Spirit

Before starting place your hands before you, and start the flow of power out your hands and then say the words letting the light form you hand fill the room or house or any other place that you might be.

Consecrate salt and water and sprinkle throughout the house as you repeat three times in each room:

“What is dark be filled with light,
Remove this spirit from my sight.
Let it go to where it may find it’s eternal rest.”

Speak gently to them to them and cleanse each room with incense especially cold spots and all corners and cupboards.

Put salt along the sill of each windowsill and the bottom of all doors and steps to the house afterwards.

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A Good Blessed Monday To All My Family & Friends!

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Goddess, help me to let go of fear

And embrace acceptance

To remember that we are all your children

The same underneath

No matter how different we may seem

Help me to see more clearly

What we have in common

And to open my mind and heart

To what makes me comfortable

For love is the law and the rule

And in Your Eyes

We are all beautiful and accepted
And equally loved.

So Mote It Be

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The Witches Magick for January 10th – SEX STONE MAGICK

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SEX STONE MAGICK

You need to find two stones, one representing the female (either a shape with a hole in it or a triangular shape works also), and one representing the male (I think that shape is pretty self-explanatory). Hold these two stones together in your hand so that they are touching while chanting the following:

Stones of power, stones of might,

Love each other day and night.

Guard each other in the rain,

Until the sun will shine again.

Stones of power, stones of might,

Bring me love if it be right.

Repeat the chant as many times as you like and when you are done place the two stones inside a box to be put away where it will not be disturbed. It is important to make sure that the stones are still touching when they are inside the box.

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The Brightest of Blessing To All Our Brothers & Sisters of the Craft! TGIF!

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God and Goddess

Grant me strength of will

And firmness of intent

Help me to set reasonable goals

And stick to them despite all temptations

Let my self-discipline be a tree

Rooted and mighty

Growing stronger every day

So I might enjoy my passions

But not be controlled by them

God and Goddess

Help me to be unyielding in my resolve

So I might attain my goals.

So Mote It Be

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The Witches Magick for January 9th – A Spell to Turn Up the Heat

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The Witches Magick for January 9th – A Spell to Turn Up the Heat

Has the spark gone out of your relationship? This spell uses spices to add spice to your love life, along with fire to heat up things between you and your partner.

Tools You Will Need:

A fireplace, balefire pit, barbecue grill, hibachi, or other place where you can light a fire safely

Matches or a lighter

A piece of paper

A pen that writes red ink

Cayenne pepper

Mustard seeds

Ginger

Jasmine

Rosemary

Bay Leaves

Do this spell during the Waxing Moon, preferably on a Tuesday

Safely build a small fire. On the paper, write what you find enticing about your partner and what you desire from him or her. Be as descriptive and explicit as you like—no one but you will read what you’ve written. When you’ve finished draw the runes Gebo, which looks like an “X” and Teiwaz, which looks like an arrow pointing up, around the edges of the paper. These two symbols represent love and passion, respectively.

Place the spices on the piece of paper and fold it to make a packet that contains them. Visualize you and your love in a passionate embrace. As you hold  this image in your mind, toss the packet of spices into the fire. As it burns, your intention is released into the universe.

To Do I Vow To Do My Best

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Focus can be powerful

When used for spell or charm

But too much focus gone awry

Can cause both woe and harm.

Today I vow to do my best

To let go of obsession

What I crave’s not good for me

And I have learned my lesson.

I seek to walk a balanced path

Of healthy wants and needs

I ask the Gods to lend me strength

And grant me my release.

So Mote It Be.

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The Witches Magick for Jan. 8 – Tarot spell to enhance your sexual attractiveness

A Tarot spell to enhance your sexual attractiveness

This spell uses some of the images from the Tarot deck to enhance your attractiveness and charm. It helps draw potential lovers to you.

Ingredients:

A Red Candle
A  Red Rose
A  deck (or the cards from this page, hand-coloured)
or Aphrodisia or Jasmine Incense

It is important to set the right mood for this spell. Take a ritual bath by candlelight and wear something that makes you feel really attractive and sexy

Remove the following cards from the deck:

The Star
-which symbolizes great beauty and radiant charm

The Lovers

which represents magnetic sexual attraction

The Magician

whichrepresents you, able to tap into the great power present in the Universe and bring it to bear in your own life.

Light the incense. Aphrodisia and Jasmine are associated with love, sensuousness and attraction.

Then light the red candle—red represents passionate love.

Now set down The Star—meditate on the image of the beautiful person glowing from within. Imagine yourself as this person filled with the radiance and beauty of a star. Imagine yourself as a star, the centre of attention lit from within by a magickal light.

Then leaving a space next to the star, lay down The Lovers. As you study this card, visualize yourself giving and receiving passionate love. See yourself as a magnet for love, as simply irresistable.

Finally lay down The Magician between The Star and The Lovers. You are The Magician. All the power in the universe is within you and all around you.

Now raise both hands above you, fingertips extended. Draw energy from the Cosmos, especially from the stars. As you draw down the energy, you will feel yourself glowing, radiant like a star, exuding charm and attractiveness.

When the time seems right incant:

I am one of the star people.
I glow with the beauty of their light.
All those who see me are struck with the beauty and magnetism that flows through me and from me.
I am beautiful.
I attract desire.
I am irresistable.
I attract love.
So mote it be (clap your hands)
So mote it be (clap your hands)
So mote it be (clap your hands)

Source:

Ms. Shelia O’Sullivan, The Electric Witch

Feng Shui News for Jan. 7th – ‘Old Rock Day’

Today we pay homage to ‘Old Rock Day’ by sharing the ‘rock’ most associated with January — the garnet. When worn or carried, this special gemstone is said to attract fortune and luck. Long considered a regenerative and healing stone, the garnet is also believed to bring strength and stamina. Wearing it can clear your mind while triggering clarity and compassion. A true jewel, the garnet is a stabilizing old stone that is strong and sincere. Let’s celebrate this rock today — because that’s how we roll.

By Ellen Whitehurst for Astrology.com

Witches Spell of the Day – A Spell for Prosperity

Witches Spell of the Day – A Spell for Prosperity

This spell works best when performed during a waxing or full moon, but if you’re in a pinch, it can be cast any time. For this spell, carry a piece of aquamarine in your pocket, and bring basil incense and your wand or athame to the shore. This is a good time to use your shell incense burner and your driftwood wand. While facing the sea, cast your circle or draw a pentacle in front of you with your wand. Light the incense and call upon the spirits of the sea to bring you prosperity. If you have a specific sea deity that you honor, address them with your desires. Otherwise, speak your affirmations to the water:

As there are grains of sand in the seaSo shall be my health and prosperity

If you need a specific sum of money, use your wand or athame to write it in the sand close to the water so the waves will carry your wish out to sea. Take time to meditate; the waters may provide an answer to your money problems immediately. When the incense has burned out, extinguish the charcoal or flames with sand, then be sure to clean up after yourself before you leave. Thank the spirits of the sea may come to you with the answers to your money problems. When your situation has been improved or resolved, return to the same spot where the spell was cast, and offer the aquamarine to the sea, thanking it once again for its help.

‘THINK on THESE THINGS’ for January 6th

‘THINK on THESE THINGS’

By Joyce Sequichie Hifler

Think on pleasant things. Deliberately turn your thoughts to something pleasant when the pressures are too intense. And be careful as undisciplined thought quickly sifts back to the unhappy, unsettled mind.

The greater part of the time we are victims of our emotions. They play havoc with our peace of mind and are great friends of pessimism. They tell us things are true with such sincerity that we believe them into fact. They convince us things are a certain way and that we cannot remedy them with any amount of effort.

But stop where you are and consider what it is you are listening to and how it affects your feelings. Do a turnabout and take the positive route of deliberatel

y replacing thoughts of unhappiness, injustices, and misunderstandings with the thought that these are merely chariots to carry us past all that has withheld freedom.

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The Witches Magick for Jan. 6th – Bring Lust or Love Back Into A Relationship Bottle

The Witches Magick for January 6th

Bring Lust or Love Back Into A Relationship Bottle

Bring Lust or Love Back Into A Relationship Bottle

Get a small bottle with a lid, you can cleanse it and consecrate it if you wish.
Either write the name of you and your lover or your symbols on a piece of paper, then put
the paper inside the bottle so the side with the writing on is facing outwards.
Grind up some herbs that are used in love or lust charms.

Love- rose petals, jasmine flowers, lavender, orisis root.

Lust – ginger, cloves, cinnamon, caraway.

Whilst you are grinding them up visualize you and your partner (or future partner)
being deeply in lust or happy and in love, you could also say something while doing this like:
“herbs of the earth herbs of lust bring me passion in you I trust”

Then put them into the bottle – Then add drops of essential oils used for love or lust.

Love-rose, rosemary, ylang ylang.

Lust- patchouli, cinnamon, ylang ylang, orange.

Fill the bottle with oil almost to the top.

Get a candle (preferably pink or red) and drip wax into the bottle until it is about to overflow
and then put the lid on the bottle while the wax is still molten. This seals the spell.
Sit and mediate for a while and do whatever you normally do to ‘charge up’ your charms.
Imagine the bottle glowing with a pink or red light.

You can carry or wear the bottle or you could bury or hang it somewhere special to you and
in the future if you no longer require lust or love between you and your partner, then smash
the bottle and bury it somewhere far away