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A Laugh for Today – Silly Valentine’s Day Puns to Make Your Sweetheart Smile Part 2
From Reader’s Digest
Food Valentine’s Day puns
48. Brie mine.
49. You’re my everything bagel.
50. Don’t go bacon my heart.
51. My heart beets for you.
52. You are one in a melon.
53. Just in queso you didn’t know, I love you.
54. You make miso happy.
55. I only have fries for you.
56. Muffin can ever come between us.
57. Words cannot express hummus I love you.
58. You’re my jam.
59. You make me Snicker.
60. Will you peas be mine?
61. There’s no reason to wine about you.
62. I love you from my head to-matoes.
63. We make a great pear.
64. Pie like you berry much.
65. You’re all that and dim sum.
66. You got a pizza my heart.
67. Olive you.
68. I donut know what I’d do without you.
Dog Valentine’s Day puns
69. I ruff you.
70. You’re my pup of tea.
71. Hey, corgeous!
72. I puggin’ love you!
73. You look awfully fetching.
74. I’m mutts over you.
75. You are my pup of tea.
76. Urine my heart forever, so let’s ignore that puddle in the kitchen.
77. Doggone it, will you paw-lease be my valentine?
Cat Valentine’s Day puns
78. Meow and forever, I love you.
79. You are purr-fect for me!
80. When I’m with you, I’m feline good.
81. I’m not kitten around: I love you.
82. I’m not lion: I love you.
83. I’m definitely feline a reaction between the two of us.
84. I think you’re one cool cat.
85. Meow + you = together fur-ever.
Drink Valentine’s Day puns
86. I love you a latte.
87. You’re my cup of tea.
88. I can’t tell you how matcha you mean to me.
89. I want to espresso my love for you.
90. I soda think you’re cute.
91. You had me at merlot!
92. The boba us were meant to be together.
93. You’re ex-straw-ordinary!
Animal Valentine’s Day puns
94. I whale always love you.
95. I’m bananas for you.
96. I’m so fawned of you, deer!
97. I love ewe from the bottom of my heart.
98. I’m batty for you.
99. Will you bee mine?
100. You quack me up, valentine.
Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Sunday
From gypsywolf.weebly.com
Saturday is the last day of the week, corresponding to the Roman Dies Saturni, or day of Saturn, the Roman god of death and agriculture, also known as Chronos or Cronus (Greek). Saturday is the seventh day, therefore the true “sabbath day”, appropriate for the home and rest. Saturday is also represented by Loki, the Norse god of tricks and chaos, brother of Odin and god of fire.
Saturday
Latin: Dies Saturni, “Saturn’s Day”, in honor of the Roman God Saturn
French: samedi
Italian: sabato
Spanish: el sábádo
Anglo-Saxon: sater daeg
German: Samstag
Dutch: zaterdag
Sweden: Lördag
Denmark & Norway: Lørdag (“washing day”)
French: samedi
Italian: sabato
Spanish: el sábádo
Anglo-Saxon: sater daeg
German: Samstag
Dutch: zaterdag
Sweden: Lördag
Denmark & Norway: Lørdag (“washing day”)
Rules: Karma, property, inheritance, agriculture, protection, purification, longevity, exorcisms, vision, endings (especially with the home).
Colors: Maroon, Dark Shades, Black
Planet: Saturn
Metal: Lead, associated with the scythe of Saturn; Pewter
Stones: Alum, Apache Tear, Coal, Hematite, Jasper (brown), Jet, Obsidian, Onyx, Salt, Serpentine, Tourmaline (black)
Herbs: Amaranth, Bistort, Comfrey, Cypress, Mimosa, Pansy, Patchouli, Tamarask
Zodiac: Capricorn
Introducing The Mermaid Tarot Deck
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A Laugh for Today -Silly Valentine’s Day Puns to Make Your Sweetheart Smile – Part 1
From Reader’s Digest
Cute Valentine’s Day puns
1. I love you a whole watt.
2. I’m hoppy you’re mine.
3. My heart is gushing—I lava you.
4. Looking forward to spending koala-ty time together this Valentine’s Day.
5. Pining fir you.
6. I can’t bear to be without you.
7. Yoda best, valentine.
8. You’re one in a chameleon.
9. You’re just plane awesome!
10. My significant otter.
11. We mermaid for each other!
12. I wheel-ly like you!
13. We’ve got great chemistry.
14. I love you once and flor-al!
15. Sealed with a kiss.
16. I’ll never dessert you.
Cheesy Valentine’s Day puns
17. This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
18. Are you a 90-degree angle? Because this feels just right.
19. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
20. You’re a cutie 3.14.
21. Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
22. Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
23. You must be glue, because I am sticking with you.
24. We have a great connection, since you’re Wi-Fi material.
25. Your name must be Summer, because you are hot.
26. Are you copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu Te!
27. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
28. You can donate blood to me anytime, since you’re just my type.
29. You must be a bowling ball, since you’re right up my alley.
Romantic Valentine’s Day puns
30. You’re the king of my heart!
31. I’ll owl-ways love you.
32. When I’m with you, my heart is always ready for takeoff.
33. You octopi my heart!
34. So mushroom in my heart for you!
35. You are my sole-mate.
Funny Valentine’s Day puns
36. Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
37. You sweep me off my feet.
38. I could TSA pre-check you out all day long.
39. I glove you, and I am s’mitten.
40. I was soapin’ you’d be my valentine.
41. You give my life porpoise.
42. Went from “cacti” to “cactus.”
43. I mustache you a question: Will you be my valentine?
44. I think you’re porcu-fine.
45. You had me at “aloe.”
46. Life would succ without you.
47. Do you be-leaf in love
A Thought for Today
Merry meet sisters, brothers, and honored guests may Lord and Lady bless you and your family with all things positive!
A Laugh for Today
A Thought for Today
You might be born into one family, but you can choose another with your heart!
Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive!
A Laugh for Today
If only it was this easy…
Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive!
Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Friday
The day of Venus, Friday takes its name from Frigga, the Goddess of Love and Transformation. She rules the spiritual aspects of people as they manifest on the physical. because of this, Friday is sometimes thought of as unpredictable.
Element : Water / Earth
Planet: Venus
Zodiac Sign : Taurus / Libra
Angel : Ariel
Metal : Tin
Incense / Perfumes : Strawberry, Sandalwood, Rose, Saffron and Vanilla
Oils : Cardamom, Palmrosa, Rose, Yarrow
Color : Green, Aqua, Rose
Stones : Emerald, Rose Quartz, Moonstone, Pink Tourmaline, Peridot, Jade
Plants/Herbs : Apple, Balm of Gilead, Bergamot, Birch, Catnip, Clematis, Damiana, Dragons Blood, Geranium, Heather, Hibiscus, Ivy, Magnolia, Mugwort, Plumeria, Rose, Rose Geranium, Sage, Strawberry, Vanilla, Vervain, Violet, Water Lilly
Magick to Work: love, friendship, beauty, sensuality, arts, attraction, healing, peace, harmony, artistic ability, creativity generally, reconciliation, beauty, female sexuality, luxury, music, pleasure, scent, sensuality, social affairs
Good Morning or Evening Beautiful WoTC Family and Guests – A Thought for Today
The Charge of the Goddess
Blessed be, and Blessed are,
The lovers of the Lady.
Blessed be and blessed are,
The Mother Maiden Crone.
Blessed be and blessed are,
The ones who dance together.
Bless be and blessed are,
The ones who dance alone.
She’s been waiting, waiting.
She’s been waiting so long.
She’s been waiting for her children
To remember to return.
The Charge of the Goddess is attributed to Doreen Valiente, a student of Gerarld Gardner. The poem, originally found in the Gardnerian Book of Shadows, is now loved by all wiccans as a statement of reverence for the Goddess and Nature. Valiente used materials from the Gospel of Aradia by Charles Leland (1901), and Aleister Crowley’s writings to compose the piece and it is commonly used to invoke the “Goddess” during Esbats and Sabbats.
From Lady Beltane: I am sorry many of the posts differ today than the way I want to go with them. It is a rainy gloomy day and my arthritis as well as a fibromyalgia flare is making it very difficult to type and sit at my desk. So, I did the best that I could for today. Also, the reason for only the regular daily posts to be up.
A Laugh for Today – 52 Tea Puns That Will Get You Laughing Oolong Time
(I enjoy and laugh at many jokes found in Reader’s Digest magazines that I plan on sharing a lot of them with you.)
From Reader’s Digest
So many quali-tea puns for a brew-tiful day.
Some words are just destined to be turned into puns. The word “tea” itself is so easy to make into some tea-riffic puns, not to mention all the other tea-related words. Just like wine puns or coffee puns, the possibilities are practically endless to celebrate your favorite beverages. Puns are the perfect (and funny) addition to any conversation but can also be used on a greeting card for a friend or even in your social media captions. Next time you post a picture of tea time on Instagram, jazz it up with one of these quali-tea puns to impress your friends. Or just do it for yourself because puns can always put a smile on your face. And, of course, if you’re posting pictures of your other food, we have plenty of donut puns and fruit puns too. We have puns for all occasions! Check out the best tea puns ahead.
Tea puns
Nice tea meet you!
Making tea isn’t hard, but waiting for the kettle to boil sure is tea-dious.
This drink is tea-licious!
Oolong live the queen!
Let’s get this par-tea started!
It’s a brew-tea-ful day!
Steep dreams!
Don’t be chai!
I’m gonna love you oolong time!
Varie-tea is the spice of life!
This party is totally tea-riffic.
You’re my bes-tea!
Sweet dreams are made of tea.
Don’t kettle for second best.
Sip sip hooray!
The reali-tea is I love a good brew.
The only way out is brew it.
It’s been oolong time coming.
Sometimes I’m great at multi-tea-tasking.
Feeling tired enough to go to steep.
Can we all get oolong?
I’ll chai again tomorrow.
You’re totally tea-riffic.
You have to admit these puns are quali-tea.
Everything I brew, I brew for you.
If at first you don’t suceed, chai, chai again.
Walk a chamomile in my shoes.
Feeling a bit of deja brew.
Kettle down, kettle down.
You’re such a cu-tea.
I’ve been waiting oolong, long time for this.
It’s thirs-tea Thursday!
I believe I can chai.
Boba puns
We’re a pearl-fect fit for each other.
Pearls night out.
This boba tea is unbelie-bubble!
Hope you’re tapi-okay!
I’m totally cap-bubble of drinking something other than tea, I just don’t want to!
I always had a thing for the pearl next door.
I haven’t tried boba before, but I’ll give it a pearl.
You give me bubble-flies.
Matcha puns
We’re a matcha made in heaven.
You and me are the perfect matcha.
Game, set, matcha!
I’m feeling so matcha better today!
I love you so matcha.
So matcha love.
I’ve met my matcha!
So little time, so matcha to do.
Thank you very matcha.
I’ve met my matcha.
So nice to matcha—what’s your name?
Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Thursday
From amagickalpath.co.uk
Planet – Jupiter
Spells/Magic – money, prosperity, holiday, travel, business, luck, growth, self improvement, generosity, health, wealth
Magical aspects: controlled optimism, energetic growth, physical well-being, material success, expansion, money/wealth, prosperity, leadership, and generosity.
Oils – lime, magnolia, strawberry, vanilla
plants and trees – sage, nutmeg,oak tree,meadowsweet, hyssop,borage,butterfly weed,clove,dandelion chestnut,maple tree, anise .
Stones – Amethyst, laptis lazuli, sapphire
Colours – blue, metallic colours, green, turquoise, white, purple.
Metal – Tin
Energy Type – Male
Dieties – dedicated to Thor, god of thunder and agricultural work. his parallels in various European Traditions include Zeus, Taranis, Perun, and Perkunas.
Thursday is the best time to deal with such matters as: Business, Gambling, Logic, Social Matters, Political Power, Material Wealth, Publishing, Collage Education, Long Distance Travel, Foreign Interests, Religion, Philosophy, Forecasting, Broadcasting, Publicity, Expansion, Luck, Growth, Sports, Horses, The Law, Doctors, Guardians, Merchants, Psychologists, Charity, Correspondence Courses, Self-improvement, Researching, Reading and Studying.
A Thought for Today
A Laugh for Today – Another 33 Best Laffy Taffy Jokes to Sweeten Your Day
From Reader’s Digest
34. What type of store do apes own?
Monkey business.
35. What did one campfire say to the other?
Let’s go out one of these days!
36. What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
37. Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
38. Why don’t trees use the train?
They can never decide on a root.
39. Why should you never use a dull pencil?
It’s pointless.
40. What did the bee say to the flower?
Hi, bud!
41. What did zero say to 8?
Nice belt.
42. What bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow.
43. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
44. What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is good in their field.
45. What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
46. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
Use the forks, Luke.
47. Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have good soles.
48. Why do winners always win?
It beats me.
49. What kind of chain is edible?
A food chain.
50. Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop?
He wanted to get the scoop.
51. What kind of bean can’t grow?
A jellybean.
52. Where does a penguin keep his money?
In a snowbank.
53. How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
You rocket.
54. Why did the farmer bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
55. Why do winners always win?
It beats me.
56. How does a cyclist train for a race?
He recycles.
57. What did the tree say to the mountain?
Stop peaking at me!
58. How do billboards talk?
Sign language!
59. What did the gangster say to Julius Caesar?
You’re my Romeboy.
60. What do you call a car that never stops?
Cargo!
61. What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes?
A gram cracker.
62. How do you turn soup into gold?
Add 24 carrots.
63. What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?
Very cool music!
64. What did the skunk say when the wind changed?
It’s all coming back to me now.
65. Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
66. What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
Hip hop.
A Thought for Today
Through the ages I have traveled
I have seen all there is to know
I have entered the space that lies untouched
My power has bridged time
Energy has filled the void
Their voices can be heard
I know what they have been taught
Their memories travel with me
For I know who they are
Our circle remains unbroken
For they call to me
I have come freely to know them
They have passed their knowledge to me
I can feel their thoughts
Their wisdom is mine
From time to time
From Witch to Witch
We are one …
—A Witch’s Prayerbook
JoAnne Spiese
A Laugh for Today – 33 Best Laffy Taffy Jokes to Sweeten Your Day
From Reader’s Digest
Move over Snapple facts and make room for these hilarious jokes found on Laffy Taffy wrappers.
One of the sweetest flavors of childhood is undisputedly the chewy, juicy, sugary, and cavity-inducing Laffy Taffy. You may have even argued with classmates over the best flavors—strawberry being superior, obviously. Now produced by the Ferrara Candy Company, these individually wrapped taffy rectangles that come in a variety of flavors have been bringing joy to kids and even adults (no shame here!) since the 1970s. Laffy Taffy was launched under Kathryn Beich Candies in Bloomington, Illinois as Beich’s Caramels, but was later renamed Beich’s Laffy Taffy. The candy was bought by Nestle in 1984 which then sold the brand to the Ferrara Candy Company in 2018, producing the taffy we know and love today. But chewing on this tasty treat wasn’t the only intriguing part of the experience. So if you’re a fan of Snapple facts, you’re going to love these funny puns and more.
Beich really put the “laffy” in Laffy Taffy. Inside each individual wrapper, you’ll find a joke. Since the launch, the jokes have been written and mailed in by children, making for some super silly and hilarious humor. These aren’t your typical knock knock jokes for kids. Laffy Taffy jokes are clever, punny, and may even make you think a little. We have all the candy puns, ice cream puns, and cookie puns that you could dream of, but this roundup of the best Laffy Taffy jokes people found on their wrappers will definitely get you giggling and eager to share with friends.
1. What happened after David had his ID stolen?
We had to call him Dav.
2. How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
3. What button can’t unbutton?
Your belly button.
4. Why does Where’s Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
5. What did the house wear to the party?
Address.
6. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?
Shore.
7. How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop it a line.
8. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toed.
9. Where can you find an ocean without water?
On a map.
10. What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
11. What did the horse say when he fell down?
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
12. What do you call an avid gardener?
Herb.
13. What is a good spot for a taste bud?
I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue.
14. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?
They might peel.
15. Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
16. Why don’t lobsters share?
Because they are shellfish.
17. How do you organize a space party?
Planet.
18. What are sailors’ favorite fruits?
Navel oranges.
19. What do you call the King’s rabbit?
The hare to the throne.
20. Why do fish always sing off-key?
Because you can’t tuna fish.
21. Why do marsupials make such good tea?
It’s koala tea.
22. How does a tree go home when it is ready?
It leaves.
23. What do you call a fancy sea creature?
So-fish-ticated.
24. What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells.
25. Why don’t birds follow directions?
They like to wing it.
26. When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you’re eating a watermelon!
27. What do frogs order at a restaurant?
French flies.
28. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
29. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
30. When can peanuts laugh?
When you crack them up!
31. Why is a pancake like the sun?
Because it rises in the yeast.
32. What building has the most stories?
The library.
33. Can February march?
No, but April May.
Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Wednesday
From gypsywolf.weebly.com
Wednesday, the fourth day of the week, is named after the Scandinavian Woden (Odin), the “All-Father” of Norse mythology, god of wisdom, poetry and magic . He sacrificed himself, hanging with a spear thrust in his side by his own hand, on Yggdrasil, the World Tree, to receive the knowledge of the Runes. His symbols are the wolf, raven, and the valknut, Knot of the Vala. Wednesday also corresponds to the Roman God, Mercury, also known as Hermes (Greek), messenger of the gods, and god of speed, travel, fortune and communication.
Wednesday
Latin: Dies Mercurii, the day of Mercury.
French: mercredi
Italian: mercoledi
Spanish: miércoles
German: Mittwoch
Dutch: woensdag
French: mercredi
Italian: mercoledi
Spanish: miércoles
German: Mittwoch
Dutch: woensdag
Rules: Communication, eloquence, education, travel, mental agility, intelligence, wisdom, self-improvement, divination, breaking negative habits, overcoming addictions, writing.
Colors: Yellow, Grey, Mixed Hues
Planet: Mercury
Metal: Quicksilver, a liquid mercury that contains amounts of the platinum group metals, has been interpreted as the caduceus of the Greek Hermes (Mercury in Roman myth); Zinc
Stones: Agate, Aventurine, Jasper (mottled), Mica, Pumice
Herbs: Almond, Bergamot Mint, Caraway, Dill, Fennel, Lavender, Lemongrass, Lemon Verbena, Peppermint, Thyme
Zodiac: Gemini & Virgo
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