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A Laugh for Today – 52 Tea Puns That Will Get You Laughing Oolong Time

(I enjoy and laugh at many jokes found in Reader’s Digest magazines that I plan on sharing a lot of them with you.)

From Reader’s Digest

So many quali-tea puns for a brew-tiful day.

Some words are just destined to be turned into puns. The word “tea” itself is so easy to make into some tea-riffic puns, not to mention all the other tea-related words. Just like wine puns or coffee puns, the possibilities are practically endless to celebrate your favorite beverages. Puns are the perfect (and funny) addition to any conversation but can also be used on a greeting card for a friend or even in your social media captions. Next time you post a picture of tea time on Instagram, jazz it up with one of these quali-tea puns to impress your friends. Or just do it for yourself because puns can always put a smile on your face. And, of course, if you’re posting pictures of your other food, we have plenty of donut puns and fruit puns too. We have puns for all occasions! Check out the best tea puns ahead.

Tea puns

Nice tea meet you!

Making tea isn’t hard, but waiting for the kettle to boil sure is tea-dious.

This drink is tea-licious!

Oolong live the queen!

Let’s get this par-tea started!

It’s a brew-tea-ful day!

Steep dreams!

Don’t be chai!

I’m gonna love you oolong time!

Varie-tea is the spice of life!

This party is totally tea-riffic.

You’re my bes-tea!

Sweet dreams are made of tea.

Don’t kettle for second best.

Sip sip hooray!

The reali-tea is I love a good brew.

The only way out is brew it.

It’s been oolong time coming.

Sometimes I’m great at multi-tea-tasking.

Feeling tired enough to go to steep.

Can we all get oolong?

I’ll chai again tomorrow.

You’re totally tea-riffic.

You have to admit these puns are quali-tea.

Everything I brew, I brew for you.

If at first you don’t suceed, chai, chai again.

Walk a chamomile in my shoes.

Feeling a bit of deja brew.

Kettle down, kettle down.

You’re such a cu-tea.

I’ve been waiting oolong, long time for this.

It’s thirs-tea Thursday!

I believe I can chai.

Boba puns

We’re a pearl-fect fit for each other.

Pearls night out.

This boba tea is unbelie-bubble!

Hope you’re tapi-okay!

I’m totally cap-bubble of drinking something other than tea, I just don’t want to!

I always had a thing for the pearl next door.

I haven’t tried boba before, but I’ll give it a pearl.

You give me bubble-flies.

Matcha puns

We’re a matcha made in heaven.

You and me are the perfect matcha.

Game, set, matcha!

I’m feeling so matcha better today!

I love you so matcha.

So matcha love.

I’ve met my matcha!

So little time, so matcha to do.

Thank you very matcha.

I’ve met my matcha.

So nice to matcha—what’s your name?

Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Thursday

From amagickalpath.co.uk

Planet – Jupiter

Spells/Magic – money, prosperity, holiday, travel, business, luck, growth, self improvement, generosity, health, wealth

Magical aspects: controlled optimism, energetic growth, physical well-being, material success, expansion, money/wealth, prosperity, leadership, and generosity.

Oils – lime, magnolia, strawberry, vanilla

plants and trees – sage, nutmeg,oak tree,meadowsweet, hyssop,borage,butterfly weed,clove,dandelion chestnut,maple tree, anise .

Stones – Amethyst, laptis lazuli, sapphire

Colours – blue, metallic colours, green, turquoise, white, purple.

Metal – Tin

Energy Type – Male

Dieties – dedicated to Thor, god of thunder and agricultural work. his parallels in various European Traditions include Zeus, Taranis, Perun, and Perkunas.

Thursday is the best time to deal with such matters as: Business, Gambling, Logic, Social Matters, Political Power, Material Wealth, Publishing, Collage Education, Long Distance Travel, Foreign Interests, Religion, Philosophy, Forecasting, Broadcasting, Publicity, Expansion, Luck, Growth, Sports, Horses, The Law, Doctors, Guardians, Merchants, Psychologists, Charity, Correspondence Courses, Self-improvement, Researching, Reading and Studying.

A Thought for Today

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A Laugh for Today – Another 33 Best Laffy Taffy Jokes to Sweeten Your Day

From Reader’s Digest

34. What type of store do apes own?

Monkey business.

35. What did one campfire say to the other?

Let’s go out one of these days!

36. What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

37. Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

38. Why don’t trees use the train?

They can never decide on a root.

39. Why should you never use a dull pencil?

It’s pointless.

40. What did the bee say to the flower?

Hi, bud!

41. What did zero say to 8?

Nice belt.

42. What bow cannot be tied?

A rainbow.

43. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

44. What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is good in their field.

45. What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

46. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?

Use the forks, Luke.

47. Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have good soles.

48. Why do winners always win?

It beats me.

49. What kind of chain is edible?

A food chain.

50. Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop?

He wanted to get the scoop.

51. What kind of bean can’t grow?

A jellybean.

52. Where does a penguin keep his money?

In a snowbank.

53. How do you get an alien baby to sleep?

You rocket.

54. Why did the farmer bury all his money?

To make his soil rich.

55. Why do winners always win?

It beats me.

56. How does a cyclist train for a race?

He recycles.

57. What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me!

58. How do billboards talk?

Sign language!

59. What did the gangster say to Julius Caesar?

You’re my Romeboy.

60. What do you call a car that never stops?

Cargo!

61. What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes?

A gram cracker.

62. How do you turn soup into gold?

Add 24 carrots.

63. What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?

Very cool music!

64. What did the skunk say when the wind changed?

It’s all coming back to me now.

65. Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

66. What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip hop.

A Thought for Today

 

Through the ages I have traveled
I have seen all there is to know
I have entered the space that lies untouched
My power has bridged time
Energy has filled the void
Their voices can be heard
I know what they have been taught
Their memories travel with me
For I know who they are
Our circle remains unbroken
For they call to me
I have come freely to know them
They have passed their knowledge to me
I can feel their thoughts
Their wisdom is mine
From time to time
From Witch to Witch
We are one …

 

—A Witch’s Prayerbook
JoAnne Spiese

 

A Laugh for Today – 33 Best Laffy Taffy Jokes to Sweeten Your Day

From Reader’s Digest

Move over Snapple facts and make room for these hilarious jokes found on Laffy Taffy wrappers.

One of the sweetest flavors of childhood is undisputedly the chewy, juicy, sugary, and cavity-inducing Laffy Taffy. You may have even argued with classmates over the best flavors—strawberry being superior, obviously. Now produced by the Ferrara Candy Company, these individually wrapped taffy rectangles that come in a variety of flavors have been bringing joy to kids and even adults (no shame here!) since the 1970s. Laffy Taffy was launched under Kathryn Beich Candies in Bloomington, Illinois as Beich’s Caramels, but was later renamed Beich’s Laffy Taffy. The candy was bought by Nestle in 1984 which then sold the brand to the Ferrara Candy Company in 2018, producing the taffy we know and love today. But chewing on this tasty treat wasn’t the only intriguing part of the experience. So if you’re a fan of Snapple facts, you’re going to love these funny puns and more.

Beich really put the “laffy” in Laffy Taffy. Inside each individual wrapper, you’ll find a joke. Since the launch, the jokes have been written and mailed in by children, making for some super silly and hilarious humor. These aren’t your typical knock knock jokes for kids. Laffy Taffy jokes are clever, punny, and may even make you think a little. We have all the candy puns, ice cream puns, and cookie puns that you could dream of, but this roundup of the best Laffy Taffy jokes people found on their wrappers will definitely get you giggling and eager to share with friends.

1. What happened after David had his ID stolen?

We had to call him Dav.

2. How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

3. What button can’t unbutton?

Your belly button.

4. Why does Where’s Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn’t want to be spotted.

5. What did the house wear to the party?

Address.

6. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

7. How do you communicate with a fish?

You drop it a line.

8. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toed.

9. Where can you find an ocean without water?

On a map.

10. What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher.

11. What did the horse say when he fell down?

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

12. What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb.

13. What is a good spot for a taste bud?

I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue.

14. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?

They might peel.

15. Why was the broom late?

It over swept.

16. Why don’t lobsters share?

Because they are shellfish.

17. How do you organize a space party?

Planet.

18. What are sailors’ favorite fruits?

Navel oranges.

19. What do you call the King’s rabbit?

The hare to the throne.

20. Why do fish always sing off-key?

Because you can’t tuna fish.

21. Why do marsupials make such good tea?

It’s koala tea.

22. How does a tree go home when it is ready?

It leaves.

23. What do you call a fancy sea creature?

So-fish-ticated.

24. What did one eye say to the other?

Between us, something smells.

25. Why don’t birds follow directions?

They like to wing it.

26. When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you’re eating a watermelon!

27. What do frogs order at a restaurant?

French flies.

28. How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

29. What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

30. When can peanuts laugh?

When you crack them up!

31. Why is a pancake like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast.

32. What building has the most stories?

The library.

33. Can February march?

No, but April May.

Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Wednesday

From gypsywolf.weebly.com

Wednesday, the fourth day of the week,  is named after the Scandinavian Woden (Odin), the “All-Father” of Norse mythology, god of wisdom, poetry and magic .  He sacrificed himself, hanging with a spear thrust in his side by his own hand, on Yggdrasil, the World Tree, to receive the knowledge of the Runes.  His symbols are the wolf, raven, and the valknut, Knot of the Vala.  Wednesday also corresponds to the Roman God, Mercury, also known as Hermes (Greek), messenger of the gods, and god of speed, travel, fortune and communication.

Wednesday

Latin: Dies Mercurii, the day of Mercury.
French: mercredi
Italian: mercoledi
Spanish: miércoles
German: Mittwoch
Dutch: woensdag

Rules: Communication, eloquence, education, travel, mental agility, intelligence, wisdom, self-improvement, divination, breaking  negative habits, overcoming addictions, writing.
Colors: Yellow, Grey, Mixed Hues
Planet: Mercury
Metal: Quicksilver, a liquid mercury that contains amounts of the platinum group metals, has been interpreted as the caduceus of the Greek Hermes (Mercury in Roman myth); Zinc
Stones: Agate, Aventurine, Jasper (mottled), Mica, Pumice
Herbs: Almond, Bergamot Mint, Caraway, Dill, Fennel, Lavender, Lemongrass, Lemon Verbena, Peppermint, Thyme
Zodiac: Gemini & Virgo

A Thought for Today – The Lady of the Moon Poem

The Lady of the Moon

To all things, she’s attuned

Always smiling

And quite beguiling

Looking down

On the world around

Her nightly journey

Light and pearly

Quaint and lively

In stunning ivory

Ever timeless

She calls in silence

Whether waxing or waning

Shrinking or gaining

Whether new or full

She exerts her pull

Illuminating and pulsating

Stimulating and captivating

She’s magical

And classical

Her history

Filled with mystery

How she cleverly

Shares her energies

The many times

Ageless signs

Gorgeous sight

On a full moon night

She divides

Our ocean tides

Many mazes

In her phases

The nightly seeing

By every being

Plus in our dreams

And in-between

If you’ve missed her power

Wait for hours

You’ll see her soon

Lovely Lady of the Moon

Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Wednesday

Wednesdays are wild and wacky days. They are for communication, change, cunning, and the arts. This is a Mercury day, and just its patron god this day is full of contradictions, change, and excitement. Some suggestions for Wednesday enchantments would include:

Pulling a little Wednesday color magic into your life by wearing purples or orange

Carrying a multipurpose agate with you and tapping into its various charms

Working with magical plants such as the fern for protection. This plant will also boost the power of any other magical plants with which it is arranged.

Incorporating lavender into charms and spells for transformation

Using the charming scent of lily of the valley to improve your memory, or working with the aspen tree for communication

Calling on Athena, patron of arts and crafts, for inspiration for a new project

Fanning out a Tarot spell to increase you creativity

Calling on Hermes on a Wednesday night to bring movement and good luck into your life

A Thought for Today

Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive! Remember WOTC’s family are here to listen and help get us through the rough times in our lives.

Pagan Word Definition – Witchcraft

From merriam-webster.com

witchcraft

noun

witch·​craft ˈwich-ˌkraft 
Synonyms of witchcraft
1

a

: the use of sorcery or magic

b

: communication with the devil or with a familiar
2
: an irresistible influence or fascination
3

a

: rituals and practices that incorporate belief in magic and that are associated especially with neo-pagan traditions and religions (such as Wicca)

Practitioners of Wicca … use the tools … such as the broom (a purifying symbol), the wand, candles, crystals and the knife …. They refer to their practices as witchcraft …—Lesley Wright

b

or less commonly Witchcraft : a tradition or religion that involves the practice of witchcraft

Feminist witchcraft sees women’s oppression and environmental abuse, which they argue are intimately linked, as firmly rooted in patriarchal religions.—Wendy Griffin
Wicca, which emerged in the 1940s in England, is the original form of modern Pagan Witchcraft.—Meg Yardley

Synonyms

bewitchery

bewitchment

conjuring

devilry

deviltry

diablerie

enchantment

ensorcellment

magic

mojo

necromancy

sorcery

thaumaturgy

voodooism

witchery

Word History

First Known Use

before the 12th century, in the meaning defined at sense 1a

Time Traveler

The first known use of witchcraft was before the 12th century

A Laugh for Today

COFFEE SNOB

Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.

Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Tuesday

From gypsywolf.weebly.com

Wednesday, the fourth day of the week,  is named after the Scandinavian Woden (Odin), the “All-Father” of Norse mythology, god of wisdom, poetry and magic .  He sacrificed himself, hanging with a spear thrust in his side by his own hand, on Yggdrasil, the World Tree, to receive the knowledge of the Runes.  His symbols are the wolf, raven, and the valknut, Knot of the Vala.  Wednesday also corresponds to the Roman God, Mercury, also known as Hermes (Greek), messenger of the gods, and god of speed, travel, fortune and communication.

Wednesday

Latin: Dies Mercurii, the day of Mercury.
French: mercredi
Italian: mercoledi
Spanish: miércoles
German: Mittwoch
Dutch: woensdag

Rules: Communication, eloquence, education, travel, mental agility, intelligence, wisdom, self-improvement, divination, breaking  negative habits, overcoming addictions, writing.
Colors: Yellow, Grey, Mixed Hues
Planet: Mercury
Metal: Quicksilver, a liquid mercury that contains amounts of the platinum group metals, has been interpreted as the caduceus of the Greek Hermes (Mercury in Roman myth); Zinc
Stones: Agate, Aventurine, Jasper (mottled), Mica, Pumice
Herbs: Almond, Bergamot Mint, Caraway, Dill, Fennel, Lavender, Lemongrass, Lemon Verbena, Peppermint, Thyme
Zodiac: Gemini & Virgo

A Thought for Today

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Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive!

A Thought for Today

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Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive!

February 6, 2023 Daily Horoscopes

Click here to read Georgia Nicols Daily Horoscopes

Moon Alert

Caution: Avoid shopping or big decisions from 9 AM to 4:30 PM EST today (6 AM to 1:30 PM PST). After that, the Moon moves from Leo into Virgo.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You are the artisan of the zodiac, which is why you’re so talented with your hobbies, arts and crafts. Today you are in touch with your muse, which is why you should grab every opportunity to express your creativity. Please check the Moon Alert above.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

For a good portion of this day, there is a Moon Alert. Nevertheless, family discussions, especially with a female relative, will go well. However, during the Moon Alert, don’t volunteer for anything or agree to anything important. Keep things light. Enjoy the company of others.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

This might be a busy, fast-paced day for you; nevertheless, because of the Moon Alert (see above), you might face shortages, delays, silly mistakes and confused communications. You might change your mind or feel indecisive. When the dust settles, you will focus on home and family.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Be careful because this is a tricky day. A big portion of this day is a Moon Alert, and for your sign, this Moon Alert is taking place in your Money House. Therefore, during this window of time, don’t shop. (Except for food and gas.) Postpone financial decisions. Wait until it is over.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Today is a wonderful day to socialize and enjoy the company of others. It’s also a marvellous day for creative activities, which is good news for artists and talented Leos. However, resist the urge to spend money (except for food and gas) until 4:30 PM EST (1:30 PM PST). Enjoy!

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Today you might feel dreamy and a bit vague, especially in the morning. Be aware of the times of the Moon Alert (see above). Avoid shopping or important decisions during that window of time. However, afterwards, the Moon moves into your sign attracting good fortune to you!

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

This is a lovely day to schmooze with friends. You will also enjoy interacting with clubs, groups and organizations. However, during the Moon Alert (see above), do not volunteer for anything and avoid important decisions. Wait until the Alert is over.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

This is an interesting day because the Moon Alert will be taking place at the top of your chart. This could mean that you might look like a space cadet to others. Certainly, elements of indecision will be obvious to others. (Actually, the whole world will feel that way, but you can’t hide it.)

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Travelling will be challenging today during the Moon Alert, silly goof ups might occur. Delays and shortages will be classic. Once the Moon Alert is over (see above), you will be high viz. Be aware of this because people will notice you more than usual.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Be aware of when the Moon Alert happens today because it occurs in one of your Money Houses. This is a poor time to sign important papers. It’s a poor time to agree to anything related to shared property, inheritances, wills and insurance matters. Forewarned is forearmed.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

This is a good day for goofy, casual, lighthearted conversations with partners and close friends. Enjoy this warm camaraderie; however, agree to nothing important. Explore new ideas but wait until the Moon Alert is over (see above) to agree to anything.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Your efficiency might suffer today because of the Moon Alert (especially this morning). Therefore, ease up on yourself and others. Just tread water. Today it’s best to go along to get along.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actress, comedian Kathy Najimy (1957) shares your birthday today. You are quick-witted, multitalented and many of you are artistic. You are also caring and compassionate about others. Sometimes you need confidence to dream bigger. This year is about service and responsibility to others. Take care of yourself so that you can be of support when needed.

A Laugh for Today

Grab a partner or just go yourself out into the moonlight and party like it’s 2999! LOL

A Thought for Today

Dear sisters, brothers, and honored guests may the Great Mother and Great Father, Lord and Lady, bless you and your family with all things positive!

A Little Humor for Your Day – Ineffective Daily Affirmations c. 2019

Ineffective Daily Affirmations

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal.

Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.

My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.

I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.

I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

Joan of Arc heard voices, too.

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.

The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.

All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.

I am at one with my duality.

Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.

Rather than curse the darkness, I could light a candle… with a little luck, I could torch the place.

I will strive to live each day as if it were my 30th birthday.

Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.

Does my quiet self-pity get to me? Yes? Or should I move up to incessant nagging?

I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.

Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than “I told you so.”

 

—Turok’s Cabana

Correspondences for Sunday c. 2019

 

Correspondences for Sunday

Magickal Intentions: Growth, Advancements, Enlightenment, Rational Thought, Exorcism, Healing, Prosperity, Hope, Exorcism, Money

Incense: Lemon, Frankincense

Planet: Sun

Sign: Leo

Angel: Michael

Colors: Gold, Yellow, Orange and White

Herbs/Plants: Marigold, Heliotrope, Sunflower, Buttercup, Cedar, Beech, Oak

Stones: Carnelian, Citrine, Tiger’s Eye, Amber, Clear Quartz and Red Agate

Oil: (Sun) Cedar, Frankincense, Neroli, Rosemary

The first day of the week is ruled by the Sun. It is an excellent time to work efforts involving business partnerships, work promotions, business ventures, and professional success.

Spells where friendships, mental or physical health, or bringing joy back into life are an issue work well on this day, too