From Reader’s Digest
34. What type of store do apes own?
Monkey business.
35. What did one campfire say to the other?
Let’s go out one of these days!
36. What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
37. Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
38. Why don’t trees use the train?
They can never decide on a root.
39. Why should you never use a dull pencil?
It’s pointless.
40. What did the bee say to the flower?
Hi, bud!
41. What did zero say to 8?
Nice belt.
42. What bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow.
43. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
44. What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is good in their field.
45. What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
46. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
Use the forks, Luke.
47. Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have good soles.
48. Why do winners always win?
It beats me.
49. What kind of chain is edible?
A food chain.
50. Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop?
He wanted to get the scoop.
51. What kind of bean can’t grow?
A jellybean.
52. Where does a penguin keep his money?
In a snowbank.
53. How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
You rocket.
54. Why did the farmer bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
55. Why do winners always win?
It beats me.
56. How does a cyclist train for a race?
He recycles.
57. What did the tree say to the mountain?
Stop peaking at me!
58. How do billboards talk?
Sign language!
59. What did the gangster say to Julius Caesar?
You’re my Romeboy.
60. What do you call a car that never stops?
Cargo!
61. What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes?
A gram cracker.
62. How do you turn soup into gold?
Add 24 carrots.
63. What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?
Very cool music!
64. What did the skunk say when the wind changed?
It’s all coming back to me now.
65. Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
66. What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
Hip hop.
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