Some Witchy Humor for Your Day

Why do witches stay in 5 star hotels?

Because of the excellent broom service!

 

What do witches put on their bagels?

Scream cheese!

 

Why did the witch give up fortune telling?

She didn’t see any future in it?

 

How does a witch tell the time?

She looks at her witch watch!

 

What do you call two witches who live together?

Broom-mates!

 

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed, she blew her hat off!

 

Whats the problem with twin witches?

You never know witch is which!

 

What game do witches play on halloween?

Hide and ghost seek!

 

What’s a witch’s favourite ride at the fun fair?

The scary-go-round!

 

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

 

Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?

Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them!

 

What’s a witch’s favourite make-up?

Ma-scare-a!

 

What do you learn at witch school?

Spelling!

 

Why did three witches call in the plumber?

Hubble, bubble, toilet trouble!

 

What do you call a witch with chickenpox?

An itchy witchy!

 

What do the fastest witches use to get around?

Vroomsticks!

 

What do witches use to style their hair?

Scare spray!

 

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the ‘w’!

 

Why did the witch go to the doctor?

She had a dizzy spell!

 

What happenes to witches who break the school rules?

They get ex-spelled!

 

What noise did the witch’s cereal make?

Snap, cackle and pop!

 

What happened to the bad-tempered witch?

She flew off the handle!

From beano.com

May 22, 2023 Moon’s Current Phase and Northern Hemisphere’s Planetary Positions

You can use this link to go forward or backward in time for Moon phase information. If you are curious, you can even find out what phase the Moon was in when you or anyone else was born.

From MoonGiant.com

The Moon’s current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Crescent Phase. Best seen in the west after the sun dips below the horizon at sunset. This is the first Phase after the New Moon and is a great time to see the features of the moon’s surface. The moon is close to the sun in the sky and mostly dark except for the right edge of the moon which becomes brighter as the days get closer to the next phase which is a First Quarter with a 50% illumination.

Visit the May 2023 Moon Phases Calendar to see all the daily moon phase for this month.

Today’s Waxing Crescent Phase

The Waxing Crescent on May 22 has an illumination of 8%. This is the percentage of the Moon illuminated by the Sun. The illumination is constantly changing and can vary up to 10% a day. On May 22 the Moon is 2.74 days old. This refers to how many days it has been since the last New Moon. It takes 29.53 days for the Moon to orbit the Earth and go through the lunar cycle of all 8 Moon phases.

Phase Details

Phase: Waxing Crescent
Illumination: 8%
Moon Age: 2.74 days
Moon Angle: 0.50
Moon Distance: 399,806.85 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,454,492.19 km

The 8 Lunar Phases

There are 8 lunar phases the Moon goes through in its 29.53 days lunar cycle. The 4 major Moon phases are Full Moon, New Moon, First Quarter and Last Quarter. Between these major phases, there are 4 minor ones: the Waxing Crescent, Waxing Gibbous, Waning Gibbous and Waning Crescent. For more info on the Moon Cycle and on each phase check out Wikipedia Lunar Phase page.

Useful Moon Resources

If you need to calculate the planetary positions for a specific use and time, click on this link

Currentplanetarypositions.com

To figure out GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) to your local time use this link  

For Your Local Time and Date

Northwestern Hemisphere

This local time is in Los Angeles, California, USA

May 22, 2023
11:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM PDT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:01 Gemini 36
Moon:10 Cancer 02
Mercury:08 Taurus 09
Venus:16 Cancer 26
Mars:01 Leo 19
Jupiter:01 Taurus 25
Saturn:06 Pisces 40
Uranus:19 Taurus 42
Neptune:27 Pisces 17
Pluto:00 Aquarius 16 Rx

True Lunar Node:03 Taurus 46 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:02 Taurus 41 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):15 Leo 03

Chiron:18 Aries 26
Ceres:24 Virgo 41
Pallas:08 Leo 28
Juno:12 Gemini 14
Vesta:16 Taurus 42

Eris:24 Aries 58

Fire:5
Earth:7
Air:3
Water:4
Cardinal:4
Fixed:10
Mutable:5

Northern Hemisphere

This local time is in Chicago, Illinois, USA

May 22, 2023
09:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM CDT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:01 Gemini 31
Moon:09 Cancer 01
Mercury:08 Taurus 06
Venus:16 Cancer 21
Mars:01 Leo 16
Jupiter:01 Taurus 24
Saturn:06 Pisces 40
Uranus:19 Taurus 41
Neptune:27 Pisces 17
Pluto:00 Aquarius 16 Rx

True Lunar Node:03 Taurus 46 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:02 Taurus 41 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):15 Leo 03

Chiron:18 Aries 26
Ceres:24 Virgo 40
Pallas:08 Leo 26
Juno:12 Gemini 11
Vesta:16 Taurus 40

Eris:24 Aries 58

Fire:5
Earth:7
Air:3
Water:4
Cardinal:4
Fixed:10
Mutable:5

Northeastern Hemisphere

This local time is in Frankfurt, Germany, Europe

22 May 2023
02:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM CEST
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:01 Gemini 14
Moon:05 Cancer 26
Mercury:07 Taurus 56
Venus:16 Cancer 03
Mars:01 Leo 06
Jupiter:01 Taurus 20
Saturn:06 Pisces 39
Uranus:19 Taurus 40
Neptune:27 Pisces 16
Pluto:00 Aquarius 16 Rx

True Lunar Node:03 Taurus 47 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:02 Taurus 42 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):15 Leo 01

Chiron:18 Aries 25
Ceres:24 Virgo 38
Pallas:08 Leo 18
Juno:12 Gemini 01
Vesta:16 Taurus 32

Eris:24 Aries 58

Fire:5
Earth:7
Air:3
Water:4
Cardinal:4
Fixed:10
Mutable:5

Goddesses and Gods – Celtic – Medb – Legendary Queen of Ireland and Belenos – The Shining God

Celtic Goddess Medb – Legendary Queen of Ireland

The story of Queen Medb is one of Ireland’s greatest legends. This goddess in the flesh was fierce, seductive, beautiful, and most importantly powerful. No man could be king of Ireland’s ancient sites of Tara or Cruachan without first becoming her husband.

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Celtic God – Belenos The Shining God

A Celtic Deity, also known as Belen, Belenus, Belinus, Bellinus, Bélénos, Belennos, Belenos, Bel, Bilé: The Shining God

Belenos is unusual in Celtic belief, as this deity (under the various version of his name) is known throughout the Celtic world. He is also remembered in place names and personal names throughout the Celtic lands. His symbols are the horse an wheel and his name means ‘The Shining God’. He is one of the Celtic high gods, and is probably a solar deity.

Possibly one of the most widespread of all the Celtic deities he is known from Italy (Cis-Alpine Gaul), Gaul, Britain and Ireland.

In Britain the personal name Bellinus occurs at Binchester (Vinovia), County Durham a name derived from the god-form Belenus, the native Brythonic form of which would be Belenus. Traces of this name having been found at Maryport. To the continental Brython the Cult of Belenus possessed a particular status in that it is mentioned in a number of Classical Literary sources. Ausonius was a poet from Bordeaux, writing in the later 4th century AD and alludes to sanctuaries to Belenus in Aquitania. Tertullian talks of the cult of Belenus in the Norican Alps (Apologeticus 24,7); and Herodian mentions Belenus’ worship at Aquileia in North Italy (History of the Empire after Marcus,8,3.6). In Ireland Beli is known as Bilé and is referred to as ‘The Father of Gods and Men’.

The Celtic fire festival on the first of May, known as Beltane, (the fires of Bel) is probably derived from the name of this deity. Beltane fires were lit to encourage the sun’s warmth. These fires also had restorative properties and cattle were herded between them before being loosed on the new spring pastures. From this it is likely that Beli was a fire deity, a patron of flame and the sun’s restorative powers (which explains his classical association with Apollo). Originally he may have been a pastoral deity and in Cymric myth is associated with cattle, sheep and cropt. Though this may be because Beltane was the time that herds were moved to the high pastures.

His symbols were the horse (as shown, for example, by the clay horse figurine offerings at Belenos’ Sainte-Sabine shrine in Burgundy), and also the Wheel (as illustrated on the famous Gundestrup Cauldron).

The Irish Bilé is a god of death and husband to Dana. In the tale of Lludd and Llefelys, the folk memory of Beli represents him as Belen o Lŷn, son of Manogan and father to Lludd and Llefelys. Both Beli and Lludd lend their names to sites in London; Billingsgate and Ludgate, respecitvely. Beli’s name is also found in the name of one of the most notable Brythonic chieftains before the Roman invasion, Cunobelinos (or, in Brythonic, Cunobel), the hound of Bel.

In Gaulish mythology Belenus’ consort was the goddess Belisama.

It is unlikely, as some have suggested, that the Cymric deity Beli Mawr is etymologically related to Belenos, as though the migration of Brython to old and middle Cymric this is far more likely to yield the name Belen or Belyn. Indeed, this is the name which we see in the Cymric form (Cynfelen) of the Catuvellauni leader during the Claudian invasion of Britain, Cunobelinos (the hound of Belinos). Inded, the tribe name Catuvellauni itself means ‘The Host of Belinos’ and their most well-known leader Cassivellaunos’ name means ‘The Devotee of Belenos’. There is also the figure of ‘Belen o Leyn’ who figures in triad 62 0f the Trioedd Ynys Prydain and is preserved today in the place-name Tyddyn Belyn near Tudweilog on the Llŷn Peninsula ELlSG. Rather, Beli Mawr is more likely derived from the name of the Gaulish deity Bolgios.

Belenos’ name is derived from the reconstructed proto-Celtic elements *belo- (bright/shining), the deicific particle -n- and the masculine ending -os. Thus Belenos is ‘The Shining God’.

Flower Meaning, Symbolizes, and Spiritual Meaning – Spider Plant

 Let me start this post with saying it was hard to find a spiritual meaning behind Spider Plants and I did the best that I could. Also, I have tried growing a few over the years and have never had a baby from one so, hopefully I can learn how to do this from the information on growing them that I found. Thank you to the reader who asked me about this plant a few months ago!

Spider Plant (Chlorophytum comosum)

Mindfulness and health

Great for: Someone moving away from home for the first time

Spider plants love bright indirect light and temperatures of 55–80º F. Water your spider plant well but be careful not to overwater. Their small size makes them a great apartment plant.

This is how mine usually look before I over water or something and kill the poor thing.

What Are The Spiritual Benefits of Spider Plants? (See These…)

Table Of Contents:

Do Spider Plants Have Any Spiritual Benefits?

Are Spider Plants Good Luck?

What Are The Benefits Of Having A Spider Plant In Your House?

Is Spider Plant Good For Feng Shui?

What Does Spider Plant Symbolize?

Do Spider Plants Give Off Good Energy?

Conclusion 

For more information about growing Spider Plants from hayfarmguy.com

 

Good Day WOTC Family and Friends Here is a Thought for Today

Staring Sunday, May 28th I am taking Sundays off from everything connected to WOTC.

Big Dawg and I need one day of the week just for us and our fur kids or family or yardwork or whatever we feel like doing. Plus I have found taking a day off is what I need to want to continue to bring you the regular and sometimes extra posts for the rest of the week. Also cutting down the number of hours I work on all things related to Witches of The Craft has helped a whole lot for my mental and physical health. That is why I posted those three surveys to see where I could cut down on the number of emails you get from us and what I could cut from the regular daily posts.

I am setting up a Patreon website that will have more advanced spells weekly, a ritual once a month and other content not available on WOTC. I am working on it a little each day and hope to launch it by the end of this week. Life in The Craft magazine will also be available through it starting with Lammas/Imbolc 2023 issue. The name of the website will be WOTC’s Lady Carla Beltane’s Grimoire. More on this project once it is launched. You can get on the wait list for Patreon by clicking on this link  WOTCs Lady Carla Beltane’s Grimoire Wait List

Have a fantastic Monday everyone!!