Day: February 11, 2023

A Laugh for Today – Silly Valentine’s Day Puns to Make Your Sweetheart Smile Part 2

From Reader’s Digest

Food Valentine’s Day puns

48. Brie mine.

49. You’re my everything bagel.

50. Don’t go bacon my heart.

51. My heart beets for you.

52. You are one in a melon.

53. Just in queso you didn’t know, I love you.

54. You make miso happy.

55. I only have fries for you.

56. Muffin can ever come between us.

57. Words cannot express hummus I love you.

58. You’re my jam.

59. You make me Snicker.

60. Will you peas be mine?

61. There’s no reason to wine about you.

62. I love you from my head to-matoes.

63. We make a great pear.

64. Pie like you berry much.

65. You’re all that and dim sum.

66. You got a pizza my heart.

67. Olive you.

68. I donut know what I’d do without you.

Dog Valentine’s Day puns

69. I ruff you.

70. You’re my pup of tea.

71. Hey, corgeous!

72. I puggin’ love you!

73. You look awfully fetching.

74. I’m mutts over you.

75. You are my pup of tea.

76. Urine my heart forever, so let’s ignore that puddle in the kitchen.

77. Doggone it, will you paw-lease be my valentine?

Cat Valentine’s Day puns

78. Meow and forever, I love you.

79. You are purr-fect for me!

80. When I’m with you, I’m feline good.

81. I’m not kitten around: I love you.

82. I’m not lion: I love you.

83. I’m definitely feline a reaction between the two of us.

84. I think you’re one cool cat.

85. Meow + you = together fur-ever.

Drink Valentine’s Day puns

86. I love you a latte.

87. You’re my cup of tea.

88. I can’t tell you how matcha you mean to me.

89. I want to espresso my love for you.

90. I soda think you’re cute.

91. You had me at merlot!

92. The boba us were meant to be together.

93. You’re ex-straw-ordinary!

Animal Valentine’s Day puns

94. I whale always love you.

95. I’m bananas for you.

96. I’m so fawned of you, deer!

97. I love ewe from the bottom of my heart.

98. I’m batty for you.

99. Will you bee mine?

100. You quack me up, valentine.

Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence for Sunday

From gypsywolf.weebly.com

Saturday is the last day of the week, corresponding to the Roman Dies Saturni, or day of Saturn, the Roman god of death and agriculture, also known as Chronos or Cronus (Greek).   Saturday is the seventh day, therefore the true “sabbath day”, appropriate for the home and rest.   Saturday is also represented by Loki, the Norse god of tricks and chaos, brother of Odin and god of fire.

Saturday

Latin: Dies Saturni, “Saturn’s Day”, in honor of the Roman God Saturn
French: samedi
Italian: sabato
Spanish: el sábádo
Anglo-Saxon: sater daeg
German: Samstag
Dutch: zaterdag
Sweden: Lördag
Denmark & Norway: Lørdag (“washing day”)

Rules: Karma, property, inheritance, agriculture, protection, purification, longevity, exorcisms, vision, endings (especially with the home).
Colors: Maroon, Dark Shades, Black
Planet: Saturn
Metal: Lead, associated with the scythe of Saturn; Pewter
Stones: Alum, Apache Tear, Coal, Hematite, Jasper (brown), Jet, Obsidian, Onyx, Salt, Serpentine, Tourmaline (black)
Herbs: Amaranth, Bistort, Comfrey, Cypress, Mimosa, Pansy, Patchouli, Tamarask
Zodiac: Capricorn

Introducing The Mermaid Tarot Deck

From tarotx.net

Menu of Contents

I. About the Authors of the Mermaid Tarot

II. Concept of the Mermaid Tarot 

III. Target readers of the Mermaid Tarot

IV. Structure of the Mermaid Tarot

V. 5 steps to perform a reading with the Mermaid Tarot

VI. The Mermaid Tarot’s recommended spreads

12 February 2023 Southern Hemisphere’s Planetary Positions

If you need to calculate the planetary positions for a specific use and time, click on this link

Currentplanetarypositions.com

To figure out GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) to your local time use this link  

For Your Local Time and Date 

Southeastern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Sao Paulo, Brazil, South America

12 February 2023
06:00 pm GMT 3:00 PM BRT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:23 Aquarius 45
Moon:12 Scorpio 34
Mercury:01 Aquarius 46
Venus:20 Pisces 39
Mars:13 Gemini 21
Jupiter:08 Aries 22
Saturn:27 Aquarius 16
Uranus:15 Taurus 08
Neptune:23 Pisces 58
Pluto:29 Capricorn 02

True Lunar Node:06 Taurus 55
Mean Lunar Node:07 Taurus 56 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 57

Chiron:13 Aries 05
Ceres:06 Libra 41 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 31 Rx
Juno:15 Aries 12
Vesta:02 Aries 00

Eris:24 Aries 01

Fire:6
Earth:4
Air:5
Water:4
Cardinal:8
Fixed:8
Mutable:3

Southern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Cape Town, South Africa

12 February 2023
01:00 pm GMT 3:00 PM SAST
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:23 Aquarius 32
Moon:09 Scorpio 52
Mercury:01 Aquarius 29
Venus:20 Pisces 24
Mars:13 Gemini 17
Jupiter:08 Aries 20
Saturn:27 Aquarius 14
Uranus:15 Taurus 08
Neptune:23 Pisces 58
Pluto:29 Capricorn 02

True Lunar Node:06 Taurus 55
Mean Lunar Node:07 Taurus 57 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 55

Chiron:13 Aries 05
Ceres:06 Libra 42 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 31 Rx
Juno:15 Aries 05
Vesta:01 Aries 55

Eris:24 Aries 01

Fire:6
Earth:4
Air:5
Water:4
Cardinal:8
Fixed:8
Mutable:3

Southwestern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

12 February 2023
04:00 am GMT 3:00 PM AEDT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:23 Aquarius 09
Moon:05 Scorpio 01
Mercury:00 Aquarius 57
Venus:19 Pisces 56
Mars:13 Gemini 10
Jupiter:08 Aries 15
Saturn:27 Aquarius 11
Uranus:15 Taurus 07
Neptune:23 Pisces 57
Pluto:29 Capricorn 01

True Lunar Node:06 Taurus 55 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:07 Taurus 58 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 53

Chiron:13 Aries 04
Ceres:06 Libra 43 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 32 Rx
Juno:14 Aries 53
Vesta:01 Aries 45

Eris:24 Aries 01

Fire:6
Earth:4
Air:5
Water:4
Cardinal:8
Fixed:8
Mutable:3

February 12, 2023 Moon Goddess Current Phase

You can use this link to go forward or backward in time for Moon phase information. If you are curious, you can even find out what phase the Moon was in when you or anyone else was born.

From MoonGiant.com

The Moon’s current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Gibbous. During this phase the Moon can be seen in the early morning daylight hours on the western horizon. This is the first phase after the Full Moon occurs. It lasts roughly 7 days with the Moon’s illumination growing smaller each day until the Moon becomes a Last Quarter Moon with an illumination of 50%. The average Moon rise for this phase is between 9pm and Midnight depending on the age of the phase. The moon rises later and later each night setting after sunrise in the morning.

Visit the February 2023 Moon Phases Calendar to see all the daily moon phase for this month.

Today’s Waning Gibbous Phase

The Waning Gibbous on February 12 has an illumination of 62%. This is the percentage of the Moon illuminated by the Sun. The illumination is constantly changing and can vary up to 10% a day. On February 12 the Moon is 20.99 days old. This refers to how many days it has been since the last New Moon. It takes 29.53 days for the Moon to orbit the Earth and go through the lunar cycle of all 8 Moon phases.

Phase Details

Phase: Waning Gibbous
Illumination: 62%
Moon Age: 20.99 days
Moon Angle: 0.52
Moon Distance: 381,407.35 km
Sun Angle: 0.54
Sun Distance: 147,691,342.85 km

The 8 Lunar Phases

There are 8 lunar phases the Moon goes through in its 29.53 days lunar cycle. The 4 major Moon phases are Full Moon, New Moon, First Quarter and Last Quarter. Between these major phases, there are 4 minor ones: the Waxing Crescent, Waxing Gibbous, Waning Gibbous and Waning Crescent. For more info on the Moon Cycle and on each phase check out Wikipedia Lunar Phase page.

Useful Moon Resources

Check the weather before a night of Moon gazing at weather.com

For a list of all the current meteor showers visit American Meteor Society

A Laugh for Today -Silly Valentine’s Day Puns to Make Your Sweetheart Smile – Part 1

From Reader’s Digest

Cute Valentine’s Day puns

1. I love you a whole watt.

2. I’m hoppy you’re mine.

3. My heart is gushing—I lava you.

4. Looking forward to spending koala-ty time together this Valentine’s Day.

5. Pining fir you.

6. I can’t bear to be without you.

7. Yoda best, valentine.

8. You’re one in a chameleon.

9. You’re just plane awesome!

10. My significant otter.

11. We mermaid for each other!

12. I wheel-ly like you!

13. We’ve got great chemistry.

14. I love you once and flor-al!

15. Sealed with a kiss.

16. I’ll never dessert you.

Cheesy Valentine’s Day puns

17. This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.

18. Are you a 90-degree angle? Because this feels just right.

19. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

20. You’re a cutie 3.14.

21. Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.

22. Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.

23. You must be glue, because I am sticking with you.

24. We have a great connection, since you’re Wi-Fi material.

25. Your name must be Summer, because you are hot.

26. Are you copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu Te!

27. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

28. You can donate blood to me anytime, since you’re just my type.

29. You must be a bowling ball, since you’re right up my alley.

Romantic Valentine’s Day puns

30. You’re the king of my heart!

31. I’ll owl-ways love you.

32. When I’m with you, my heart is always ready for takeoff.

33. You octopi my heart!

34. So mushroom in my heart for you!

35. You are my sole-mate.

Funny Valentine’s Day puns

36. Your sweater must be made out of wife material.

37. You sweep me off my feet.

38. I could TSA pre-check you out all day long.

39. I glove you, and I am s’mitten.

40. I was soapin’ you’d be my valentine.

41. You give my life porpoise.

42. Went from “cacti” to “cactus.”

43. I mustache you a question: Will you be my valentine?

44. I think you’re porcu-fine.

45. You had me at “aloe.”

46. Life would succ without you.

47. Do you be-leaf in love

February 11, 2023 Daily Horoscopes

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Moon Alert

Avoid shopping or important decisions from 11:30 AM to 2 PM EST today (8:30 AM to 11 AM PST). After that, the Moon moves from Libra into Scorpio.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Tread carefully today because many people are argumentative today, and as we both know, you have a short fuse. Your challenge will be not to take the bait. Why turn someone against you? Why make your day miserable? Go with what works.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

If you become entrenched in your point of view today, especially at work or about a health issue, or possibly even something that is related to your pet – you will probably be hung out to dry because people will bark back. Knowing this ahead of time, keep your head down and your powder dry.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

This is a tricky day. On one hand, people are argumentative. No question. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Seriously, despite possible disagreements, you are in creative headspace. Write down your clever ideas! If you have a chance, act on them.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Family discussions will be challenging today. Knowing this ahead of time, why bother? Keep things light. Keep smiling. Keep the peace. Likewise, this is a tough day talking to your kids. (Tougher than usual.) Therefore, postpone heavy-duty discussions, if you can.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Today you’re full of inventive, creative, wild and crazy ideas, which means you have to be aware of the restrictions of the Moon Alert. (See above.) Feel free to act on these ideas after the Moon Alert is over. (Although they might not seem so appealing then.) Avoid family squabbles. Family is gold. Keep the peace.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Financial arguments might arise this morning during the Moon Alert, which means this is a very poor time to make financial decisions or spend money. Therefore, don’t get your belly in a rash. Wait until the Moon Alert is over. Admittedly, it’s still an argumentative day.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

People are forceful in their opinions today and they won’t hesitate to speak up, you included. However, there is no point arguing during the Moon Alert (see above). After the Moon Alert, very likely you will still argue but about something else – probably money or possessions. You don’t need this.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

After the Moon Alert today (see above), the Moon will move into your sign, which gives you a little edge over all the other signs. In other words, it makes you a bit luckier! However, it also heightens your emotions. Avoid family squabbles.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Discussions with friends and groups might be a bit wild and crazy today because everyone’s got an idea to run up the flagpole. However, wait until the Moon Alert is over before you agree to anything. Actually, try to sit this one out because someone is looking for a fight.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Do not convince bosses, parents and authority figures to agree with you this morning. Do not volunteer for anything. Wait until the Moon Alert is over. (See above.) After that, be patient with friends and members of clubs if you want to get anything done.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Steer clear of controversial subjects like politics and religion this morning because these arguments will go nowhere. After the Moon Alert is over, the wheels are back on the track; however, your dealings with authority figures – bosses, parents and teachers and the police – will be challenging.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Avoid important decisions about inheritances, shared property, taxes, debt and insurance issues this morning during the Moon Alert. Bad time to agree to anything, especially financial matters. Afterwards, be patient with opinionated people.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actress Jennifer Aniston (1969) shares your birthday today. You are bright, intelligent and enthusiastic. You like to help people improve their lives because you often see better ways of doing things. This is a quieter, slower paced year. Don’t hesitate to ask for help from others. Take time to rejuvenate yourself and focus on what brings you happiness.

February 11, 2023 Moon Goddess Current Phase

You can use this link to go forward or backward in time for Moon phase information. If you are curious, you can even find out what phase the Moon was in when you or anyone else was born.

From MoonGiant.com

The Moon’s current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Gibbous. During this phase the Moon can be seen in the early morning daylight hours on the western horizon. This is the first phase after the Full Moon occurs. It lasts roughly 7 days with the Moon’s illumination growing smaller each day until the Moon becomes a Last Quarter Moon with an illumination of 50%. The average Moon rise for this phase is between 9pm and Midnight depending on the age of the phase. The moon rises later and later each night setting after sunrise in the morning.

Visit the February 2023 Moon Phases Calendar to see all the daily moon phase for this month.

Today’s Waning Gibbous Phase

The Waning Gibbous on February 11 has an illumination of 72%. This is the percentage of the Moon illuminated by the Sun. The illumination is constantly changing and can vary up to 10% a day. On February 11 the Moon is 20.02 days old. This refers to how many days it has been since the last New Moon. It takes 29.53 days for the Moon to orbit the Earth and go through the lunar cycle of all 8 Moon phases.

Phase Details

Phase: Waning Gibbous
Illumination: 72%
Moon Age: 20.02 days
Moon Angle: 0.52
Moon Distance: 386,198.25 km
Sun Angle: 0.54
Sun Distance: 147,663,438.90 km

The 8 Lunar Phases

There are 8 lunar phases the Moon goes through in its 29.53 days lunar cycle. The 4 major Moon phases are Full Moon, New Moon, First Quarter and Last Quarter. Between these major phases, there are 4 minor ones: the Waxing Crescent, Waxing Gibbous, Waning Gibbous and Waning Crescent. For more info on the Moon Cycle and on each phase check out Wikipedia Lunar Phase page.

Useful Moon Resources

Check the weather before a night of Moon gazing at weather.com

For a list of all the current meteor showers visit American Meteor Society

February 11, 2023 Northern Hemisphere’s Planetary Positions

If you need to calculate the planetary positions for a specific use and time, click on this link

Currentplanetarypositions.com

To figure out GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) to your local time use this link  

For Your Local Time and Date 

Northwestern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Los Angeles, California, USA

February 11, 2023
11:00 pm GMT 3:00 PM PST
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:22 Aquarius 57
Moon:02 Scorpio 21
Mercury:00 Aquarius 40
Venus:19 Pisces 40
Mars:13 Gemini 06
Jupiter:08 Aries 12
Saturn:27 Aquarius 10
Uranus:15 Taurus 07
Neptune:23 Pisces 57
Pluto:29 Capricorn 00

True Lunar Node:06 Taurus 55 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:07 Taurus 59 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 51

Chiron:13 Aries 03
Ceres:06 Libra 44 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 33 Rx
Juno:14 Aries 47
Vesta:01 Aries 39

Eris:24 Aries 01

Fire:6
Earth:4
Air:5
Water:4
Cardinal:8
Fixed:8
Mutable:3

Northern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Chicago, Illinois, USA

February 11, 2023
09:00 pm GMT 3:00 PM CST
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:22 Aquarius 52
Moon:01 Scorpio 17
Mercury:00 Aquarius 33
Venus:19 Pisces 34
Mars:13 Gemini 05
Jupiter:08 Aries 11
Saturn:27 Aquarius 09
Uranus:15 Taurus 07
Neptune:23 Pisces 57
Pluto:29 Capricorn 00

True Lunar Node:06 Taurus 55 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:07 Taurus 59 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 51

Chiron:13 Aries 03
Ceres:06 Libra 44 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 33 Rx
Juno:14 Aries 44
Vesta:01 Aries 37

Eris:24 Aries 00

Fire:6
Earth:4
Air:5
Water:4
Cardinal:8
Fixed:8
Mutable:3

Northeastern Hemisphere

The time for these Custom Planetary Positions is from the local time in Frankfurt, Germany, Europe

11 February 2023
02:00 pm GMT 3:00 PM CET
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:22 Aquarius 34
Moon:27 Libra 35
Mercury:00 Aquarius 09
Venus:19 Pisces 13
Mars:13 Gemini 00
Jupiter:08 Aries 08
Saturn:27 Aquarius 07
Uranus:15 Taurus 07
Neptune:23 Pisces 56
Pluto:29 Capricorn 00

True Lunar Node:06 Taurus 55 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:08 Taurus 00 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):03 Leo 49

Chiron:13 Aries 02
Ceres:06 Libra 45 Rx
Pallas:10 Cancer 34 Rx
Juno:14 Aries 35
Vesta:01 Aries 29

Eris:24 Aries 00

Fire:6
Earth:4
Air:6
Water:3
Cardinal:9
Fixed:7
Mutable:3

A Thought for Today

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Merry meet sisters, brothers, and honored guests may Lord and Lady bless you and your family with all things positive!