Month: September 2011

Today’s Runes for September 27th is Ehwaz

Today’s Runes

Spirit Runes are most commonly used for questions about mysticism, spirituality, and religion. Ehwaz is the rune of the eight-legged horse that the god Odin rode into battle. Horses are symbolic of a number of things. Firstly, horses may symbolize vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, planes, or boats. Secondly, horses may symbolize not wealth, but status. Thirdly, horses may symbolize motion towards an objective. As such, this rune suggests a journey or a quest to achieve a goal or improve one’s station in life. On a deeper level, the rune Ehwaz evokes the unique relationship of horse and rider as an inseparable team. To the modern eye this may be the relationship of master and underling, but to the Norse it was a total union. In fact, early representations of Odin are not of a man and a horse, but, of a centaur-like creature – the ultimate symbiosis of Man and Nature.

Today’s Tarot Card for September 27th is The Anchoret

The Anchoret

This Tarot Deck: Cagliostro

General Meaning: The challenge of what has traditionally been known as the Hermit card is to be able to recognize a teacher in a humble disguise. This font of mysterious knowledge will not make it easy for the student to acquire his wisdom, as it takes time and long contemplation to fathom what he knows. He often speaks wordlessly, or in ancient and barbaric tongues, communicating with the elements, animals and Nature herself.

While the hourglass was an identifying feature on the earliest Hermit cards, more modern ones have shifted the metaphor, showing more or less light released from his lantern. In either case, the Hermit card reminds us of the value of time away from the hubbub of civic life, to relax the ego in communion with Nature.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday, Sept. 27th

The Moon’s shift into socially astute Libra at 12:50 am EDT places relationships under the spotlight. The New Moon at 7:08 am marks a turning point as we consider what’s negotiable and how to get along better with others. However, the pile-up of five planets in easygoing Libra now might take us by surprise as harsh lunar aspects reinforce mental Mercury’s tense opposition to rebellious Uranus and Mars’ uneasy quincunx to ominous Pluto.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Today’s New Moon emphasizes your 7th House of Partnerships, shifting your attention from your personal needs toward those of your friends. You instinctively know what others need and make them feel at ease now before they are even aware of your swift intervention. Don’t be overly intrusive by assuming everyone wants your help. There may not be a valid reason to get involved unless you are asked. Sometimes good intentions aren’t enough.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

The diplomatic Libra New Moon lands in your 6th House of Employment, making it easier for you to prioritize your tasks and negotiate which jobs can be delayed and which must be done right away. You can turn on the charm, enabling you to work well with with others. Fortunately, you’re able to keep up with everything that happens today, even if your efforts aren’t appreciated until later.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

The next few weeks may bring you a new love or revitalize a current relationship. The lovely Libra New Moon reignites your 5th House of Romance and Creativity, which is a propitious sign for you to accomplish as much as you can today. Don’t hesitate; getting started quickly will free up more time later on for pleasurable pursuits.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Walking down Memory Lane isn’t a new experience, yet today it raises significant issues that you have already considered. Luckily, you can manage your emotions in order to avoid a difficult situation. Nevertheless, don’t get lost in your nostalgic meanderings. Instead, strive to concentrate on the present moment, rather than slipping off into dreamland.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Although you would like to believe that you know what’s best for you now, it’s still necessary to take enough time to consider the wishes of those around you. Even if you are trying to demonstrate your independence, it’s difficult to set your schedule today before you talk with others in your group. Once you know more about their needs, you’ll be able to better determine your agenda for the day.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You must make a decision about money today, but your options aren’t as definitive as you wish. Unfortunately, the indecisive Libra New Moon in your 2nd House of Finances makes it difficult to get the perspective you were seeking. You may go back and forth without being able to choose, but nothing positive will stem from being too hard on yourself. Wait a few days before completely committing one way or the other.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Today’s New Moon in your sign signals a sudden break from your past if you are ready to place your new intentions into action. But first you must express your desires clearly enough so they can have the impact you desire. Channeling your ideas into practical goals can get you going, but enthusiasm isn’t the only thing that counts. There’s no getting around that you must follow through with perseverance and good old-fashioned hard work.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Although you’re usually able to keep a secret at any cost, a particular issue could be the source of trouble today. You really want to tell someone everything you know because you believe it will increase your intimacy. Unfortunately, you could go against your promise and spill the beans. But your confidence might be low and you could feel as if whatever you do will turn out wrong. Postpone your conversation until later in the day, when you will have more objectivity at your disposal.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your social calendar is already jumping, but now you get to take the energy up a notch since the Libra New Moon emphasizes your 11th House of Friends. Give yourself plenty of time to bask in stimulating discussions with like-minded people. Don’t wait too long to gather a group together, for everyone benefits when you share your dreams and your optimistic visions about what ahead.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Today’s Libra New Moon falls in your 10th House of Public Responsibilities, stirring your ambitions and reminding you of all that you have accomplished. But there still may be more for you to do before starting a new project. Consider the pros and cons of taking on more work prior to saying yes on a job that could leave you exhausted. Creating a healthy balance between work and play is ultimately more fulfilling.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You have an opportunity to expand your horizons now by investigating an exciting and innovative idea. Gathering information about different courses of study should help you decide about school or additional on-the-job training as today’s New Moon activates your 9th House of Higher Education. Just don’t limit the possibilities to practical subjects; go ahead and break out of your self-imposed limitations by exploring a wildly different subject.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Your compassionate approach to other people’s problems can open a door to the possibility of greater intimacy now that the gracious Libra New Moon falls in your 8th House of Deep Sharing. Don’t let your fear of the unknown stand between you and someone special. Instead, maintain a balanced approach to the mysteries of love. Exploring the uncharted shadows of a relationship isn’t as scary as it might seem at first.

Your Weekly Love Horoscopes for Sept. 26th

While romance is always fun, taking relationships more seriously is top priority this week. The love planet Venus runs into responsible Saturn on Thursday, indicating that patience, maturity and commitment are especially valuable now. If loneliness is an issue, creating a regular routine of play, artistic expression or self-improvement can enhance your self-worth and make you a more inviting partner.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You might feel like others are being tougher on you than usual this week, but the point is to force you to be clear about your expectations in relationships. It’s time to fully commit to your current partner or to make whatever long-term changes are necessary. Be patient; investing more of yourself in your present alliance or working harder to attract a new one is a process that will not happen overnight.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Growing closer with someone requires a willingness to stretch your boundaries this weekend. The Moon is traveling through risk-taking Sagittarius and your 8th House of Intimacy, challenging you to be more honest about your desires, but also encouraging you to keep an open mind. If you adopt an experimental approach, new forms of play can revive passion with your present partner or help you attract a playful new companion.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

The adventurous Sagittarius Moon lights up your 7th House of Partners this weekend, inspiring you to test your flirtatious charms on someone special. However, there may be a tendency to promise more than you can deliver or an urge to commit to an overly optimistic person. If the relationship is solid, making big plans together is reasonable; but if you’re uncertain for any reason, don’t let your enthusiasm drown out your common sense.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

It might be hard to find the sincere connection you crave as the Moon fires into lighthearted Sagittarius late on Friday night. This lunar transit tends to put people in a sales mode that presents positive pictures even if they don’t accurately reflect the facts. Taking a break from dealing with challenging emotional issues is fine as long as all you’re seeking is a good time and you aren’t planning something serious.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You can be in total play and romance mode this weekend when the Moon dances into risk-taking Sagittarius and your expressive 5th house late on Friday night. Taking a chance on love could be your theme now as you’re eager to put your heart on the line. Your outgoing behavior is bound to attract attention, although if you come on too strong, you might scare away someone who’s much more timid than you.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Entertaining a special person at your place sounds about right this weekend. The Moon’s presence in your domestic 4th house makes you feel more comfortable when you’re the home team. If you feel safe enough, sharing a deeper level of honesty and a greater willingness to show your playful side are likely. Keeping your expectations on an even keel, though, could be the key to having a pleasurable time without any drama.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You’ve got the gift of gab this weekend and are likely to feel at ease conversing with just about anyone. The carefree Sagittarius Moon is in your 3rd House of Communication, which can turn a walk around the block into an exotic outing. You’re turned on by interesting ideas and inquisitive minds, enabling a simple learning experience to be sexy. However, finding someone who can take a joke is a must if you want the connection to last.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

The Moon in rowdy Sagittarius is meant to inspire the playful and worry-free side of your personality this weekend. Set aside your serious concerns about the future and put away your unfinished emotional business from the past. You’re free to play with abandon now, which will make you feel a lot more comfortable with yourself and a much more desirable companion for someone else.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

The mood-setting Moon rockets into your adventurous sign late on Friday to set your emotions on fire this weekend. Every moment can seem larger than life, creating higher highs and also dramatizing the lows. It’s healthy to recognize when your reactions are out of sync with reality. Still, you’re unlikely to go unnoticed when your personality is popping like champagne corks on New Year’s Eve. Make the most of the spotlight, but try not to take yourself too seriously in the process.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Getting as far away from your usual routine as possible is a smart move this weekend while the restless Sagittarius Moon is camping out in your 12th House of Retreats. Whether you just cut yourself off from the rest of the world to find the peace you seek or embark on an adventure in a strange environment, change is a good thing. Just be very discreet about who you’re with and what you say since secrets have a tendency to leak and cause their own brand of trouble.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Hanging out with pals or working within a group should suit you perfectly this weekend. The visionary Sagittarius Moon is in your 11th House of Community, kicking your idealistic principles up another level. The best chance for meeting someone special is when you’re out helping others, or you can strengthen an existing bond while contributing to a worthy cause. Combining personal pleasure with charitable work is a win-win proposition.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The optimistic Sagittarius Moon’s presence in your 10th House of Public Responsibility could put you on the spot this weekend. Others are looking to you for leadership, which gives you a perfect chance to show how much you care. But spending so much time and energy encouraging and guiding your colleagues could leave you with fewer resources for yourself. Setting healthy boundaries is vital to your well-being now. Ironically, earning respect may not sound sexy, yet it could easily lead to romance.

the daily humorscopes for monday, sept. 26th

the daily humorscope

Monday, September 26, 2011

 
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Good day to discuss zoospores (motile usually naked and flagellated asexual spores, especially of an alga or lower fungus) with casual aquaintances.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
High winds today. Good day to try out your new cement kite!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You will inherit millions, along with a rather elderly butler named Hodgson. You’ll have a nice time.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Good day to make a call from a pay-phone in a busy place, and say (in a loud voice) “You dumped the body WHERE?”.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Today you’ll idly wonder what ever happened to Alan Alda, since his MASH days. Believe me, you don’t want to know. Neither do I (and I don’t). I just know that neither of us wants to.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
At the same moment you read this, someone will be thinking about you and smiling. In a moment, they’ll be laughing outright.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
And old friend will call today, who you haven’t talked to in years. He’ll remind you that you owe him money.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You will have a secret rendezvous with a representative of a large foreign corporation. The password will be “fling me a spicy burrito, Stanley”. Unfortunately, you may have to say this to quite a few people before you find the right one.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Tomorrow is a good day to wear your lucky Rocketship underwear. Try not to leap into rooms while shouting “Hark!” however.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Your main problem? You’re not eating NEARLY enough strudel.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
You’ll become part of the Formal Attire Resurgence movement. Be wary of the Casualist Party though – there’s someone out there just dying to spit on your spats.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
It’s a good idea to take up a new hobby, if you want to make yourself a more interesting person at parties. In your case, I recommend welding.

How To Write Your Own Affirmation

Holistic Healing

By Phylameana lila Desy, About.com Guide

There is a certain knack to writing affirmations. Keep your focus on the positive. Negative statements negate the purpose of affirmations. Keep your statements in the present. Futurist statements distract us from being present in the moment.

A statement such as I WILL BE RICH ONE DAY has the word-power to keep a person in poverty because the focus is that richness will come later. Later never comes, as we are always living in NOW. An example of a positive prosperity affirmation would read like this: I AM RICH or TODAY I AM PROSPEROUS.

Earth Science Pic of the Day for Sept. 26 – Waterspout off Costa Rica

Waterspout off Costa Rica

September 26, 2011

Flamingo H2O Spout (2)Photographer: Ronald Jensen
Summary Author: Ronald Jensen; Jim Foster

 

This frightful looking waterspout appeared over the Pacific Ocean, just offshore from Flamingo, Costa Rica on May 23, 2011. It was taken about 5:45 p.m. local time, shortly before sundown. Waterspouts may or may not be tornadic — the ones that don’t develop in the updraft of a supercell storm are termed non tornadic. They’re usually classified as weak tornadoes (F0 or F1) and in most cases lose their rotation upon making landfall. Note that the funnel is descending from a cumuliform parent cloud. No damage was reported from this waterspout.

Astronomy Picture of the Day for Sept. 26 – Dry Ice On Mars

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Discover the cosmos!Each day a different image or photograph of our fascinating universe is featured, along with a brief explanation written by a professional astronomer.

2011 September 26

Dry Ice Pits on Mars
Image Credit: HiRISE, MRO, LPL (U. Arizona), NASA 

 

Explanation: Part of Mars is defrosting. Around the South Pole of Mars, toward the end of every Martian summer, the warm weather causes a section of the vast carbon-dioxide ice cap to evaporate. Pits begin to appear and expand where the carbon dioxide dry ice sublimates directly into gas. These ice sheet pits may appear to be lined with gold, but the precise composition of the dust that highlights the pit walls actually remains unknown. The circular depressions toward the image center measure about 60 meters across. The HiRISE camera aboard the Mars-orbiting Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter captured the above image in late July. In the next few months, as Mars continues its journey around the Sun, colder seasons will prevail, and the thin air will turn chilly enough not only to stop the defrosting but once again freeze out more layers of solid carbon dioxide.

Happy Monday, my dear, wonderful, fantastic friends!

And you are going what the heck does she want? Nothing! I just want to thank you for having patience with me while I redo the blog. I am not finished yet but I must get back to the work that brings you here each day. I will take break at night and work on it some. I can give you an idea of what to expect though. The new blog will still have the same look. I looked and looked for a new huge pic for the top and couldn’t find a thing I liked. Unfortunately, I am a perfectionist. Right now I am not happy with the way the info section looks on the front. But it will have to do till I get through with the dailys. Ok, for the new layout, there are going to be two columns down the side, with a wide section in the middle. One section is going to contain a whole lot of new stuff. There is going to be “The Goddess/God of the Month, Herb of the Month, Crystal of the Month & Saint of the Month.” Each will have a pic and info to go with it. Also I searched till four o’clock this morning and I finally found a moonphase for us. Right now it is sitting down at the bottom of the regular items already on here. But I think it is going to be exciting and it is something I have wanted to do for a while. And more than likely we will be having Goddesses, Herbs, Crystals and the such for just a half a month and then I will change them. I don’t want you to get bored. Well got to run and get busy. Thank you again for your patience with me.

Love ya,

Lady A

Your Daily Number for September 25th: 9

Today is a wonderful day for finances, or for doing something creative with your mind. You may feel a bit misunderstood today and under some emotional stress. Any sense of melancholy will pass.

Fast Facts

About the Number 9

Theme: Encompassing a love for all, Compassion, Patience, Selfless
Astro Association: Virgo
Tarot Association: Hermit

Today’s I Ching Hexagram for September 25th is 5:Patience

5: Patience

Hexagram 5

General Meaning: A fisherman can cast the line, but he can only wait for the fish to bite. Your catch will come in its own time; you cannot make it hurry to you — neither by working, nor by planning, nor by wishing. You may need to provide nourishment or support for others; but only through patience can you become the bridge between the fickle fish and the eventual feast. Strength in a time of trial waits quietly, resolutely. Weakness grows agitated, and abandons the effort before the fish bites. Periods of waiting are most fruitful when used for quiet contemplation.

Proceed cautiously, but resolutely, with whatever you are doing. The time and situation are calling for consistency and patience. Waiting is an essential skill; patience is a powerful force. Good timing is an ally of those with inner strength — the kind of strength that allows you to be uncompromisingly honest with yourself, while sticking to the path you have charted. If you persevere with a positive attitude, time weakens even the hardest obstacles. To rush anything, or impatiently force results, stimulates resistance and causes setbacks. At best, you achieve surface changes — the kind that can just as quickly be reversed. Steadfast waiting — while holding to your integrity leads to slow but permanent improvements. In the end, you accomplish something great. Practice patience.

Today’s Runes for September 25th is Ansuz

Today’s Runes

Ice Runes are most commonly used for questions about struggle, conflict, and achievement. Ansuz refers to a god or the spoken word of God. It is the voice of reason, law, prophecy and truth. It is the truth heard in the wind. This rune represents wisdom obtained or knowledge delivered. It is the rune of absolute good advice and true council – the message we all must strive to hear.

Today’s Tarot Card for September 25th is The Chariot

The Chariot

This Tarot Deck: Art Nouveau

General Meaning: Traditionally, the card usually entitled the Chariot points to a triumphal feeling of freedom, as if the charioteer is being paraded through the streets as a hero (or heroine). The card reflects congratulations for high achievement, and serves as a sign of empowerment.

Huge wheels and frisky steeds speed the rate at which the driver’s willpower can be realized. This kind of charge makes more of the world accessible to anyone ambitious enough to seize the Chariot’s reins. But there is danger in this feeling of freedom, because of the increased rate of change and its power to magnify mistakes in judgment. As a seasoned warrior, the Charioteer is called upon to be extra attentive to the way ahead.

Daily Horoscopes for Sunday, September 25th

The Sun’s opposition to wild Uranus highlights our need for independence, even while we seek the intimacy of a relationship. Rational Mercury shifts into fair-minded Libra on its way to join the New Moon on Tuesday. Meanwhile, we can get hooked on our own fantasies with a slippery Venus-Neptune alignment. Thankfully, the Moon enters analytical Virgo at 12:49 am EDT, enabling us to separate fact from fiction if we remember to pay attention.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You think you’re being clear about your needs today, but you still may be sending mixed messages unintentionally. On the other hand, a close friend or partner can run hot and cold, leaving you unsure about where you stand. Ultimately, the shifting energy is quite exciting if you’re able to let go of control. But trying to force your agenda on anyone else is a sure invitation to trouble. Your best strategy is to ride the shifting waves without being attached to any one outcome.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

The intensity of your emotions prompts you to retreat so you can be alone today. However, if social activities require you to be around others too much, you might lose your temper and say things you quickly regret. Don’t allow yourself to use harsh words that could undermine a stable relationship. Your key word for the day is cooperation; if anyone wins, then everyone loses.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You may be feeling the incongruity between your individual needs and your social responsibilities today. Unfortunately, you might believe that you have to sacrifice one for the other, but this isn’t necessarily true. Although you’re traversing some pretty tricky relationship territory now, the key to your success is in finding balance — even if you must settle for less than you want. As always, honesty works best if you can combine telling the truth with kindness.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You have a very specific idea of how you want to appear to others today, but it may be tough to carry out your plan if your true feelings get in the way. You might think that taking a stand to establish your boundaries is important, but direct confrontation won’t bring you the happiness you seek. Instead of working with a fixed agenda now, be as flexible as possible. Allowing for the element of surprise can turn a tense situation into a real thrill ride.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You thought you knew what you were doing, but your plans may come back up for reconsideration today. You realize that your old road has ended, but the new one isn’t as easy to find as you expected. The next phase of your life could take you in an entirely new direction, but it’s harder to make big decisions now because so much is up in the air. Don’t focus on the uncertainty; take definitive action, even if you think that you might change your mind again tomorrow.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You might try to keep your feelings to yourself as the Moon returns to cool Virgo today, but you won’t likely be able to prevent an emotional eruption. You have run out of patience and may think that you have to do something immediately or you’ll lose your chance. Just remember that initiating action is easy now, but you won’t be able to just hit the undo button tomorrow.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Your diplomatic skills are being tested and you may not be as sweet and nice as others expect. The Sun is in your gracious sign, yet its opposition to shocking Uranus today and its square to dark Pluto midweek releases buried emotions as they erupt to the surface. You’re uncharacteristically willing to take a big risk now. Still, it’s a smart idea to avoid confrontation and see where the energy goes before making any drastic moves.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

The practical Virgo Moon is in your 11th House of Dreams and Wishes, yet you’re inadvertently flirting with emotional explosives as revolutionary Uranus urges you to throw caution to the wind. Areas of your life that once felt safe and secure are now feeling chaotic and vulnerable. Fortunately, you have an inspirational message that could have a positive effect on others. Choose your words carefully and stay strong in your convictions.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

The picky Virgo Moon’s presence in your 10th House of Career may require you to work extra hard today, but shifty Uranus suggests that your day won’t turn out as you expect. A surprising event can be a powerful catalyst that initiates a chain reaction, releasing suppressed emotions. But this isn’t necessarily your battle to fight. Setting clear boundaries helps you move through this complicated time with confidence and grace.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You’re tempted to rebel at home as unruly Uranus opposes the Sun from your 4th House of Domestic Conditions. Fortunately, the earthy Virgo Moon helps you to suppress some of the craziness and encourages you to maintain the status quo. However, a simple twist of fate can suddenly lead you in an entirely new direction and have you singing a whole new song.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The willful Sun illuminates your key planet Uranus today, demonstrating how comfortable you are with radical change. Still, you don’t need to let every single person know how you feel. Nevertheless, don’t wait for external encouragement before sharing your ideas with someone you trust. Being extra perceptive enables you to manage this rather chaotic day with a healthy perspective and a good sense of humor.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Someone may push you too far today, but you could be the one who ends up in trouble if you respond with equal intensity. Although you might think that you can take on anyone now, especially if you’re feeling self-righteous, caution is advised. Unfortunately, you can have the best of intentions while still overstepping boundaries. Respect other people’s limits or you’ll just waste a lot of time and energy pleading your case in vain.

New Moon Report for September 25 – Mercury in Libra

Mercury in Libra

Sunday, September 25, 2:09 pm PDT, 5:09 pm EDT 12, 2:27 am PDT, 5:27 am EDT

Bright-eyed Mercury sees both sides of any question in this fair-minded sign. Thinking benefits from refined clarity and communication skills, inviting new connections. Discussions can diverge, darken or break down as the messenger planet follows the courses of Venus and the Sun. The trickster planet encounters lightning bolts of brilliance and impatience with Uranus on the 26th and descends to dark waters of insight and suspicion with Pluto on the 28th. New rules of engagement could be signed with Mercury’s conjunction to serious Saturn on October 6.

the daily humorscopes for sunday, september 25th

the daily humorscope

Sunday, September 25, 2011

 
 
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
A very pudgy cat will annoy you, today.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You will notice an odd stone “egg” in an antique shop. Don’t bring it home. They’re very hungry right after they hatch.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
It will occur to you to wonder, what if Jesus had actually said “The geek shall inherit the earth”, but was just misquoted? Then you’ll think of Bill Gates. Then you’ll start to worry.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
An old man with bad teeth will whack you with his cane today, as you walk past. He’ll pretend it was an accident.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
A hive of naked mole rats will move in with you today. You will find that they are relatively tidy creatures, but that it’s a trifle difficult to explain their presence to your friends.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Today you will begin a new hobby: collecting spores, molds, and fungus. You will find it richly rewarding, in a spiritual sense.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You will discover that you can wiggle your ears today, and will actually become quite good at it. People will invite you to parties.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You will try to alleviate the boredom you feel by making something creative with twine. Fortunately, it will work, but you’ll need a lot of twine.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Good day for a nice nap.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
You will stack furniture in the bathtub, today. That’s just the sort of thing you would do, your friends will say.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
You will find a biography of some famous dead person, at a garage sale, and buy it on a whim. It will change your life. You will also soon take up bricklaying, as a hobby.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You need to stop leaving things to chance. Specifically, when dating, consider what your date does and doesn’t like. In my case, whenever my wife orders a sandwich, I get her dill pickle. If you play your cards right, you may do even better!