Some Humor for Your Day

I’m going back to bed with my 101.8 F fever just didn’t want you to go without knowing your daily/birthday horoscopes and current moon phase. See you all tomorrow. 

Wishing you a fantastic week!

A Laugh for Today

If only I could. Too much to do for the couple of days it’s going to be cooler here before going back to heat indexes in triple digits. Maybe I’ll pretend Monday or Tuesday is Saturday and just goof off for a change. No posting, replying to emails, do no work for Big Dawgs job, no cooking, no housework just hang out with my fur kids and do a little magickal working.

What will you be doing on your Saturday? Something relaxing and fun I hope!!

Pick your drink….Fill a container to drink from….Raise your beverage container….

I say this toast/prayer for each and every one of my dear WOTC Family and Friends

“May you be in the Summerland’s an hour before Hades knows your dead”

(This toast/prayer is a paraphrase on an old Irish toast. I substitute Summerland’s for Heaven and Hades for the Devil)

A Thought for Today

Make your weekend shine with smile and happiness!

A Laugh for Today

Yes, I went back to the original titles I used for years both on here and Coven Life for A Thought for Today and A Laugh for Today. Granted some of the laughs might be more of a chuckle or outright groan type of humor but that’s they way my sense of humor rolls…LOL

If you start your couple of days off after work today enjoy your weekend. If your weekend starts on a different day of the week than start enjoying your weekend off of work whenever it falls.

Ancient Maya Artifact Depicting Supernatural Entity Discovered

Researchers with the country’s National Institute of Anthropology and History (INAH) uncovered the ceramic dish during excavations at the Cansacbé archaeological site. It is located around 7 miles from the port city of Campeche in the Gulf of Mexico.

The multicolored dish was found in a male burial dated to the Late Classic period (600 to 900 A.D.) of Mesoamerican history, INAH said in a statement.

The Maya civilization dominated what is now southeastern Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, and the western areas of El Salvador and Honduras for more than 3,000 years until the era of Spanish colonization.

The Maya were notable for creating the only fully developed writing system in pre-Columbian America, and for their striking architecture and art, as well as their advanced calendar, mathematics, and astronomical system.

The dish found at Cansacbé features a representation of a “wahyis”—protective spirits or beings found in Maya mythology. The artifact was intended as a funerary offering, INAH said.

Researchers think the individual who was buried with the dish was possibly a member of the local elite.

After its discovery, the artifact was carefully cleaned at a laboratory in Campeche. Despite the fact that the illustrations have faded in some areas, it is possible to see the representation of a jaguar, or a man dressed in the skin of a jaguar, standing on a bench. The scene is framed by small boxes that appear to represent the shells of turtles.

These types of representations are common in Maya ceramics from the Late Classic period, INAH Director General Diego Prieto Hernández said in a statement.

For most of the 20th century, the Cansacbé site was never systematically studied. And unfortunately, in the first half of the century, several of its mounds were used as material for the construction of a highway that connects Campeche to the city of Mérida.

Then, in the 1990s, excavations conducted during the expansion of that highway uncovered the remains of two palace-type buildings.

The latest discovery of the ceramic dish at the site came during prospecting and salvage on a section of the Tren Maya project. This is an almost 1,000-mile-long intercity railway, scheduled to start operating in December 2023, that traverses Mexico’s Yucatán Peninsula—the heart of the ancient Maya civilization, which is rich in antiquities.

Click here to read the rest of this article from newsweek.com

A Thought for Today

“We need the tonic of wildness…At the same time that we are earnest to explore and learn all things, we require that all things be mysterious and unexplorable, that land and sea be indefinitely wild, unsurveyed and unfathomed by us because unfathomable. We can never have enough of nature.”

From Ten Inspiring Quotes From Henry David Thoreau’s Walden

I Am sorry I wasn’t on yesterday but I wasn’t feeling very good. Today I am a little better but in a mental and emotion  turmoil over something happening in one of my children’s lives so I will do posts I feel comfortable with, with the energy I have rolling around inside and out.

UGH…I Guess this just Isn’t my Day

Our part of town is in a brown out, meaning the amount of electronic we can have on is minimal, until 8 PM CT. So I will get the rest if Thursday’s regular posts up in the morning and hopefully Friday’s as well. As I write this on my cell/mobile phone our heat index is 119⁰ F (sorry I don’t know C temp except damn hot). Tomorrow is supposed to be even hotter. Now I know for someplace these are normal summer temperatures but not for where I live in central Illinois, USA.

Remember to drink extra water and sports types drinks. While staying away from those with a lot of sugar or caffeine. Check on elderly neighbors, friends, and relatives as often as you can daily.

A Quick Word About Thursday’s Posts

My right-hand witch, Graphia, and her 2 daughters are in a dangerous home situation crisis for which I had to call an emergency coven meeting in a couple of hours. Unfortunately, that means I probably won’t get all of the tomorrow, Thursday’s posts done for today and they will have to go up tomorrow. Right now, I am, as an old friend would say, trying to stuff 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag. Getting up to hours later than I wanted to did not help either. All I can do is my best at this moment in time without sending myself into more of an anxiety attack than I am in right now.

If you could be so kind as to send protection for all three of them, I know she and I would greatly appreciate it. If you want her daughter’s names, please email me at ladybeltane@witchesofthecraft.com. As they are minors and young just developing witches, I do not feel comfortable putting their names here where anyone in the world could see them and possibly do them harm instead of good. I am overly cautious with things like this because I personally receive at least 1 threating email including death threats once a week. Don’t worry I have very solid protection around myself, home, Big Dwag and our 3 fur kids at all times. I have a dome over our home that at night will wake me from a sound sleep if any human crosses through its perimeter. I will be sharing how to make one in next week’s Patreon Weekly Spell and All In One Tiers.

Anyone out there reading and an empath or may not even an empath can probably feel my nervous, chaotic energy while writing this. I will be back this afternoon sometime to do the tomorrow posts after the coven gathering which will let me calm down quite a bit as I will know they are even more protected from their abuser/tormentor. I am sorry if this post repeats itself or doesn’t make sense.

Hello and Merry Meet, Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening WOTC Family and Friends! A Thought for Today

Sacred Symbols and the Witch Next Door c. 2016

(Yes, I am cheating with some posts but feel they deserve to be brought to the present)

Sacred Symbols and The Witch Next Door

Author Unknow

It’s Tuesday at five o’clock. I punch out, lock up my desk, and leave the dreaded office for the evening. As I walk out of the side door, I imagine that I’m going through one of those automatic car washes, and the brushes and water are removing the day’s stresses and negativity from me (I’m a title clerk at a car dealership, and as you can imagine, dealing with the DMV every day tends to build up negativity). By the time I get to my car, I’m feeling good, stress free and ready for the evening. I look up and see another Carolina thunderstorm rolling in. It’s going to be a 30-minute drive in the rain, and that makes me smile.

By the time I meander my way out of the parking lot, the rains have started. I roll down my window and stick my hand out. As I drive down the street, going with the flow at 45 mph, I feel the bite on my palms and wrists. Like thousands of needles, the drops seem to pierce my skin, infusing me with the energy of Water and Wind. My entire left side is soaked, and I don’t seem to mind. The family in the mini-van next to me stares slack-jawed, thinking me to be insane. I feel sorry for them. If they only knew how good this feels, how cleansing it is, their heads would hang out of the windows of the van like Labradors. I turn into the parking lot of the grocery store to pick up something for cakes and ale tonight. The rain is coming down in sheets. Thunder cracks and rumbles, making the ground shake. Lightning strikes are everywhere. A handful of people run to their cars, holding a few grocery bags and covering their large heads with thin arms to shield themselves. I have the sudden urge to strip naked, arms out in childlike joy, and dance in deformed circles throughout the parking lot until I’m dizzy and fall into a puddle, laughing. The only thing stopping me is the patrol car parked nearby, with the cop inside catching up on his paperwork. I stroll leisurely into the store and pass a small group of old southern women staring at me as they huddle just behind the automatic doors waiting for the storm to subside. One of them tells me that I’ll get sick from that, and that I should have at least tried to hurry into the store where it’s dry. I look at her and say, “Water is a sacred symbol. I am Cleansed and Purified by the Mother.”

When I’ve finished my transaction and head out of the store, the rain has slowed to barely more than a drizzle. As I turn out of the parking lot, it has stopped all together. Again, I’ve rolled down my window and stuck my arm out; now it’s just the Air that I feel on my skin. I inhale the crisp smells only detected after a storm. My lungs expand, and I feel the butterflies in my stomach. That smell always seems to rejuvenate me. I pull into my driveway, turn off the car and go inside. I put the cakes and ale in the refrigerator, then head straight for the back door. On my deck, I sit and enjoy the rolling hills and farmland behind my house. The smell of the after rain still clings to the Air. I breathe deeply and close my eyes. I feel at one with the Air, with the sky. A light breeze kisses my face. As the breeze kicks up, it wraps around me, a swirling blanket of the Gods. I am given the gift of the East, Air as its symbol, and I take that with me back into the house.

The rest of the coven arrives. I change into my robes and we go into the altar room to set up. I lead them through the chants and the worship, we dine on the cakes and ale, and we meditate briefly before opening circle. After ritual, we sit and catch up on what’s going on in each other’s lives. We laugh, we talk, and we laugh some more. By 9:30 they show themselves out, and I return to the altar room. I light all of the candles once again and stare into the flame of one of my altar candles. I feel my spirit disconnect from my physical body. I enter a trance, and am lost in the awesome power of the Fire. My mind becomes one with the dancing flame and images flood my head. Insights are gained, wisdoms etched into my psyche to forever become a part of me. My education continues, with the Lord and Lady my teachers. The Fire is a symbol of my knowledge. My passion swells as I strive to learn everything…to know…to be. I become aware that I’ve hit the climax of my trance and feel the cycling down, the beginning of the end of the controlled burn. The images slow, and I am once again aware that it is a candle at which I stare. I thank the Gods for bestowing the gnosis upon me, and carefully extinguish the flame.

I am unaware of the time, and do not care to know. I need to ground myself, but rather than do it inside, I instead choose to take our offerings from ritual and bury it outside in the Earth. In the backyard, I find a small, rich patch of soil. Most of the yard is clay, except for here. I dig deeper than needed. Halfway down I toss aside my trowel, electing instead to feel the Earth in my bare hands. As I dig I allow the energies raised within me to pour down into the Earth. The smell of the grass and weeds and dirt permeate me. I feel calm and relaxed, bathed in the glow of the full moon. Carefully I scrape the offering off of the dish. I close my eyes and feel good, knowing that however small it is, this gift of thanks to the Gods will decompose, and what grows in this spot will receive some extra nutrition. All returns to the Earth in good time. I repack the hole I’ve dug and remain on my knees for a few more minutes. The Earth, our symbol of life, our living organism.

These are the most sacred of symbols, the Elements. Water, Air, Fire and Earth all connect us to the Spirit. I stand up slowly, beginning to feel the effects of exhaustion. I turn my head to the right and see a neighbor peeking out the blinds at me. I think to myself that I’m doing nothing strange here, yet tomorrow morning I’ll be the block’s topic of conversation. A Mona Lisa smile crosses my lips as I wave to her and she quickly moves away from the window. I go back into the house, knowing that I’m just the everyday Witch next door.

Some Humor for Your Day

I am sorry there are only a couple of the daily posts and tomorrow will be done tomorrow. I was up over 24 hours between yesterdays and this morning when I finally could fall asleep at almost 8 AM CDT I slept until about an hour ago. With the heat index going to be over 100 F most of this week I am going to try to make sure the daily and birthday horoscopes along with the current moon phase and northern hemisphere’s planetary positions get up for each day. As for the rest of the regular daily posts it’s anybody’s guess that my computer won’t act up because of brown outs. I will be checking all emails tomorrow along with sending out lessons to any of my apprentices that are waiting for one.

If you live in an area that is affected by this current heat wave, try to stay cool, drink plenty of non-carbonate and caffeine free fluids. Check on elderly family and neighbors to make sure they are all right.

Monday’s Posts Will be Up Later Today

We are in another heat wave with heat index temperatures going over 100⁰F through the evening. So, are experiencing brown outs again and the humidity is terrible for my asthma. Right now I’m trying to get up enough physical energy to move but my body is screaming for a nap. As I haven’t been sleeping the nap is going to win…lol

I will get the tomorrow posts up sometime later. Thanks for understanding!

If you live in an area experiencing this heat wave remember to drink plenty of water, try to stay away from sugary, caffinated drinks as they can help dehydrate you.

A Thought for Today – Pagan/Witch Pride

I just want to add it is also one of the ones its practitioners still to the day get persecuted, shunned, lose family over, besides other negative things attached to it. If only people would ask a witch or pagan to briefly explain their spiritual path we witches would be able to come out of the broom closet easier, where an amulet openly that we as individuals feel represents our spiritual path like Christians who wear a cross, or a Jewish person who wears the Star of David instead of feeling we have to hide under our clothing or carry it in a pocket.

From the first time I heard the following song to this day it inspires me and helps me to not go back into my broom closet but to be proud of the fact that my spiritual and magickal path is how I choose to connect with the divine and Mother Earth’s inhabitants be they animal, bird, reptile, aquatic, or another sort of human species (an example would be Fae Folk or the Spirit Plane). The only sentence I sort of disagree with is, “We don’t need no angels, we have fairies in their place.” A personal choice I made is to believe in the Archangels and the help they can provide to us if we ask them to especially when it comes to self-protection or protecting our home, or vehicle.

I am Pagan and I’m Proud

Song: I Am Pagan Artist: Spiral Rhythm Album: We Are Light

I am pagan And Im proud I am pagan Gonna shout it loud I am pagan Want the world to know That I follow the Goddess Cause she rocks my soul

Dont need your bible Ive got the Wisdom of the crone

Dont need your heaven Into this life Im reborn No ten commandments One fills the bill And it harm none Do what you will I am pagan

And I’m proud I am pagan Gonna shout it loud I am pagan Want the world to know That I follow the Goddess Cause she rocks my soul

Don’t need your churches The worlds My sacred space

Dont need your angels I’ve got fairies In their place

We raise the spirit Most every night When we dance the fire In the pale moonlight

Are you pagan I am pagan Are you proud I am proud Are you pagan I am pagan Then shout it loud And I’m shouting it loud

If youre pagan Let the whole world know That you follow the Goddess Cause she rocks your soul

Well you take your path And Ill take mine A little tolerance And well both be fine

You keep an open mind It’ll set you free And Goddess bless So mote it be

Are you pagan I am pagan Are you proud I am proud Are you pagan I am pagan Then shout it loud So I’m shouting it loud If youre pagan Let the whole world know That you follow the Goddess Cause she rocks your soul

Are you pagan I am pagan Are you proud I am proud Are you pagan I am pagan Then shout it loud

So I’m shouting it loud If you’re pagan Let the whole world know That you follow the Goddess Cause she rocks your soul Are you pagan I am pagan

Are you proud I am proud

Are you pagan I am pagan

Then shout it loud So I’m shouting it loud

If youre pagan Let the whole world know

That you follow the Goddess Cause she rocks your soul

Some Humor for Your Day

Good day WOTC Family and Friends!

It was long night filled with nightmares when I finally fell asleep after being up for 22 hours. Now it is going to be a long after only about 90 minutes of sleep since yesterday morning. But I am here still trying to reach the goal I set for myself on the August new Moon to not miss any days of posting until the new Moon in September. Excuse any typos or the usual order of posts not being in their usual line up and there might be a couple of posts missing. I hope I don’t zone out and just make a total mess of WOTC this morning. I will do the best I can for this moment in time while posting. After this I hope to get a couple or three solid hours of sleep before it is time to feed our fur kids, make us something to eat than get on the road to serve more people paperwork. Thank goodness I don’t do any of the driving so if I fall asleep in the car it’s not such a big deal.

Wishing you all a spectacular Saturday full of whatever you feel like doing and with whom you want to do it with!

Some Humor for Your Day

This laugh is dedicated to my 2nd youngest grandson who loves T-Rex anything!

Remember the laughs we got from Knock, Knock jokes as children? Now we usually groan at them or at least I do inwardly if one of my 10 grandchildren is telling it.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Settle down, cowboy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alice who
Alice who?
A list of reasons you should let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s nearly lunch time!

Knock knock
Who’s there
My fell
My fell who?
My fell who Americans lend me your ears

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel!.

Knock knock
Who’s there
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks I’m allergic

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peekab
Peekab who?
There you are!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shh
Shh who?
Fine I’ll go then!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Sorry, I prefer Google.

Good day WOTC Family and Friends!

 

I don’t really have anything to say this morning because my brain is not fully functioning yet…lol

Herb and Essential Oils Magickal and Medicinal Uses of a Cucumber

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Cooling, refreshing, and magical, the delicious cucumber has more than just a place in your kitchen!

In the mundane, we’ve seen these pepo cross boundaries from summer salads to sensual spas!

For these reasons, we can feel a direct tie to Venus, the Moon, and beauty!

So, next time you’re slicing or dicing this green gourd, yes gourd, be sure to empower your mundane with lovely, crisp magic!

Magickal Properties of Cucumber | Materia Magicka

Latin Name

  • Cucumis sativus

Folk Names

  • Cowcumber
  • Cuke

Gender

  • Feminine

Elements

  • Water

Planets

  • Venus
  • Moon

Signs

  • Cancer
  • Libra
  • Taurus

Deities

  • Aphrodite
  • Hera
  • The Kappa
  • Uttu

Chakras

  • Sacral

Magical Properties of Cucumber

  • Beauty (inner and outer): Empower this green fruit for beauty and use it as a face mask, eye compress, or in beauty spells. You can also use its juice as part of a beauty potion! Because this fruit is so hydrating, it’s great for beauty spells that work from the inside out, as well!
  • Fertility: Carry a cucumber with you when trying to conceive to help balance your feminine energies with masculine energies. You can also use this in sympathetic magic.
  • Healing: In ancient times, these were used to heal swelling, exhaustion, hangovers, scorpion bites, and much more! Place this fruit on your altar during healing spells or eat when you are feeling ill. Pickles also work well for healing.
  • Youth: Similar to beauty work, use this as part of your beauty regimen or in beauty and youth spells.

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