Hello WOTC Family and Friends

Greetings Sisters, Brothers, and friends it is good to be back with you all. I am back this morning even though later than usual because of not falling asleep until 2 AM CDT and than getting up later than my normal 6:00 or so AM CDT. Needless to say the posting times starting at 9:00 AM CDT today have not started on time and I am working slower as every few minutes I am wiping away tears because my Dreamcicle is not here to help me stay on task.

We are still in emotional roller coaster mode in our home between the wedding and Dreamer’s crossing. So, with getting up late after crying myself to sleep and not having my Dreamcicle lying next to my desk nudging me with her nose or licking my ankles or trying to fit under my desk to cuddle while I am trying to type and post making it harder to concentrate this morning. I will be doing only 5 of the regular daily posts for today but all the regular day posts for Monday will go live this afternoon. I miss her so much but it is harder on Big Dawg because she has always been and always will be his big baby girl.

Thank you all for your warm, kind words and support during my time off! I really wanted to extend it for a few more days but as I am already coming back a day later than planned, I feel it would not be fair to you for me to extend it. Plus, I had to face coming back to my desk alone and I figure the longer I put it off the harder it would be to get back to work. So, if you feel sad energy coming from the posts for a few days it is because I am trying to get use to a new normal in my daily routine.

This morning I feel like the tortoise from the story of The Tortoise and The Hare…slow and steady wins the race. OK, onward with Sunday’s and Monday’s posts.

June 19th to June 25th Astronomy Picture of the Day

These are the Astronomy Picture of the Day for the past week. Just click on the hyperlink next to the date for the pictures you want to see.

2023 June 25: Lightning on Jupiter
2023 June 24: 3D Ingenuity
2023 June 23: Giant Galaxies in Pavo
2023 June 22: Stars and Dust across Corona Australis
2023 June 21: Three Sun Paths
2023 June 20: The Nandu in the Milky Way
2023 June 19: The Busy Center of the Lagoon Nebula

Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence and a Spell for Friday

From GypsyWolf.weebly.com

Friday is the sixth day of the week, but used to be the seventh, the Sabbath of the Jewish lunar calendar.   The name, Friday,  is derived from the Nordic goddess, Frigg, Frigga, Freyja, Freya, or Frija (Germanic), considered to be the mother of all.  She is the Goddess of love and war, fertility and death.   She is the leader of the Valkyries and the Disir (Divine Grandmothers), and creator of Seidr magic.  Her symbols are the cat and the Brisingamen, which is the magic necklace of the rainbow bridge.  Freya’s Roman and Greek counterparts are Venus and Aphrodite, goddesses of love and beauty.

Latin: Dies Veneris, dedicated to Venus, the Roman Goddess of love
French: vendredi
Italian: venerdi
Spanish: viernes
Old High German: frigedag
German: Freitag
Dutch: vrijdag

Rules: Love, fidelity, reconciliation, interchanges, beauty, youth, joy, happiness, pleasure, luck, friendship, compassion, music, the arts.
Colors: Light Blue, Green, Pink, Copper Hues
Planet: Venus
Metal: Copper
Stones: Azurite, Calcite (blue, green & pink), Cat’s Eye, Chrysocolla, Chrysoprase, Coral, Emerald, Jade, Jasper (green), Kunzite, Lapis Lazuli, Malachite, Olivine, Peridot, Sodalite, Tourmaline (blue, green, pink & watermelon), Turquoise Malachite
Herbs: Apple Blossom, Cardamom, Crocus, Daisy, Geranium (rose), Heather, Hyacinth, Iris, Licorice, Lilac, Magnolia, Myrtle, Orchid, Orris, Plumeria, Rose, Spearmint, Stephanosis, Sweet Pea, Tansy, Thyme, Tonka, Tuberose, Vanilla, Violet, Willow, Ylang Ylang
Zodiac: Libra & Taurus

Breaking Bad Luck

You may need:

Small piece of ginger root

Fennel seed (if you cannot get fennel try dried sage)

Few cloves

Dried basil

Small bag or pouch

Optional – yellow crystal such as citrine

Put all the ingredients into the bag. If you have a small piece of any yellow crystal it is a good idea to add this too. Say:

“Herbs of the earth fill my life with light
Bring me good luck in a day and a night.
This spell is seeped in magick and mystery
Make my bad luck a thing of history
Bad luck will go deep into the ground
From now on good luck will follow me around”
So Mote It Be.”

Keep the bag with you for a day and a night and then bury it deep in the ground – somewhere that is not on your property. This will bury your bad luck.

June 12th to June 18th Astronomy Picture of the Day

These are the Astronomy Picture of the Day for the past week. Just click on the hyperlink next to the date for the pictures you want to see.

2023 June 18: Saturns Northern Hexagon
2023 June 17: Planet Earth at Night II
2023 June 16: Sunset to Sunrise over the Baltic Sea
2023 June 15: M15: Dense Globular Star Cluster
2023 June 14: The Shark Nebula
2023 June 13: Moons Across Jupiter
2023 June 12: The Largest Satellites of Earth

Life in The Craft Magazine

LIfe in The Craft Magazine – Available on Patreon

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Island Greens Smoothie

Snowflake Cocoa

Litha History – Celebrating the Summer Solstice

History of Yule

Celebrating Litha, the Summer Solstice

All About Yule

Twisty Witchy Word Search

You can get it by signing up as a patron:

Tier 1 “Luxury Witch” subscribes you to just the Life in The Craft magazine. Which is published 12 times a year and includes information on both hemisphere’s Sabbats when applicable, a recipe or two, looking deeper into Rider-Waite tarot card deck, and more The issues will come out around the 15th of every month. For $3.00 USD per month.

OR

Tier 4 “The Reigning Supreme” (This name was used as a nod to American Horror Stories – Coven season) Combines the 3 tiers above so you will get the spell of the week, the ritual of the month and the current issue of Life in The Craft magazine. For $17.00 per month

A word of caution about the spells and rituals that will be posted on Pateron as a witch you should have a working knowledge on how to do spell work and rituals safely.

Any questions please write to Lady Carla Beltane at ladybeltane@witchesofthecraft.com.

Some of the Witchcraft/Magickal Correspondence and a Spell for Tuesday

Light a red candle to receive vigor and strength. Meditating with a red candle enables courage, power, fertility, magnetism, desire, and action.

Ruling Deities

 Ares, Ceres and Demeter are rulers of Tuesdays.

Crystals

Carnelian, Coral, Bloodstone, Ruby, Garnet and Pink Tourmaline

Carrying these gemstones today can bring success and fulfillment of your goals. Wear them as a talisman or simply keep them close to you to harness their energy.

Potion

Drink a cup of Pu Erh Tea today for a boost of vital strength. This type of tea will keep you alert during the day due to its caffeine contents, but it also has many powerful effects on the body such as protecting from harmful bacteria, fighting inflammation, and eliminating body toxins¹.

Good Fortune & Luck Spell Jar

A good luck jar is a type of spell which resembles an amulet or talisman. In old times, witch bottles were made to protect one’s home from psychic attacks.

INGREDIENTS

A small jar with a lid

Bay leaf (or a small scrap of paper)

1 Salt

Mustard seed

Cinnamon

Lilac flowers

Green aventurine chips

DIRECTIONS

Cleanse your jar and altar space with incense, Florida water, or your favorite cleansing method. Optionally, cast a circle or perform a grounding activity.

Add the salt to the jar and write your intention on the bay leaf or piece of paper. For example: “I am lucky, safe and abundant”.

Add the intention to the jar, along with the rest of the ingredients. As you add each item individually, be mindful of your intention statement.

Screw the lid onto the jar. Seal the intention by saying “So mote it be!”.

Posts Until Saturday, June 24th

This is our beautiful Dreamer and in the background is Star these two have become best friends over the last couple of years

Between caring for Dreamer in her last days as our breathing companion and wedding plans I will not have time to do all the regular posts. I will only be posting the daily (for some of my days off only one horoscope will be going up for the daily one but you can click on the link to read the other one) and birthday horoscopes, current moon phase, daily correspondence and a spell which will be going up on the day of instead of the day before. I will also get something up for Litha in the northern hemisphere and Yule in the southern hemisphere.

We have made the very hard and heartbreaking decision to do what is best for Dreamer by sending her across the rainbow bridge on June 22nd hopefully she crosses it at home before then. As I wake up every morning and still see our big baby girl suffering as we will not have the full amount needed for the vet to assist her across the bridge until Big Dawg is paid on the 22nd I find it very hard to concentrate on doing posts or really anything that takes my thoughts away from her except for our wedding day. I am taking the 23rd off to grieve and celebrate Dreamer’s time of living with Big Dawg and then myself. Yesterday we individually told her we want her to cross the bridge to be out of pain and be able to run and enjoy being whatever age she wants to again. Yes, there were many tears mostly sad at watching her quality of life go downhill so quickly and happy ones as we told her about our favorite times with her. I thought you might like to know how Dreamer got her name. As a pup Big Dawg saw she dreamt a lot about running as her legs were always moving in her sleep. So, he gave her the name Dreamer. My nickname for her is Dreamsicle as I love her and creamsicles.

As far as our wedding I am doing the nosegay bouquets and bootiners for it. Along with helping Big Dawg get the last of the papers served that he needs to do by the 21st. We will be getting married at approximately 1:00 PM CDT on June 21st!

This is a very bitter sweet time in our home. I ask again with tears in my eyes for prayers for Dreamer to cross the bridge here at home so her last thoughts are of a place she is familiar with and surrounded by her canine companions as well as Big Dawg and myself.

A Little Humor for Your Day – ‘Rules For Being Human’ c. 2014

Rules For Being Human

You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.

You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called LIFE. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like these lessons or think them irrelevant or stupid. It makes no difference, you will learn lessons.

There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error, experimentation. The “failed” experiment that ultimately “works.”

A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson.

Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.

“There” is no better than “Here.” When your “There” has become a “Here” you will simply obtain another “There” that will again, look better than “Here.”

Others are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

What you make of life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources that you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is YOURS.

The answers to life’s questions lie inside of you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust

You will get what you ask for. It may not be what you wanted, but it will be what you asked for.

UPON ENTERING THIS LEVEL OF EXISTENCE, YOU WILL FORGET ALL OF THE ABOVE.

Some Humor for Your Day

Good Day WOTC Family and Friends Here is a Thought for Today

You can always ask your Spirit Guides, ancestors, Animal Spirit Guide or Helper to help you grow flowers!

Some Humor for Your Day

The virus can wipe out time you can spend with WOTC!

Good Day WOTC Family and Friends Here is a Thought for Today

We are keeping Dreamer as comfortable as we can using manmade medicine and an herbal tea until we take her in on June 22nd to enter her eternal sleep. We are asking for prayers that she crossed here at home before then, so she is in a familiar place surrounded by those who love her both 2 legged and 4 legged. Yes, this is an extremely hard prayer to ask for, but we are doing it because we love her so deeply and want her pain to end.

UGH Very Bad Brain Fog from a Fibromyalgia Flare Today

I will try to get the rest of the northern hemisphere’s tomorrow posts done by the time they are supposed to go live which is about 4:00 PM CDT. Between the stress and worry over Dreamer, lack of a even half-way decent night’s sleep, and a cool, rainy day my brain went out to brunch without the rest of me. I don’t mean any disrespect with my wording over my brain fog but if I don’t laugh and whatever I would be sitting here crying. Brain fog is a very serious condition that can cause the person not to be able to focus on any task. Please bear with me today if I don’t get all the regular scheduled posts done as I also have a tension migraine. I am going to meditate which usually helps to center and ground me more so I can stay focused.

A Little Humor for Your Day – “People Go To Psychics for Strange Reasons, lol! c.2016

Good Day WOTC Family and Friends Here is a Update on Dreamer and a Little Chuckle for Today

Big Dawg started teasing me yesterday that he has plane reservations for June 20th to go to Florida. Our wedding is on the 21st. We went to bed late last night as it was really early this morning when of those nights it is hard to fall asleep due do worry over Dreamer. When he looked at his alarm clock this morning the date read 6/21. So, even his alarm clock won’t let him miss our wedding…LOL. He is counting down the days with me now as on the tenth day from to today we will become Mrs. and Mr.! I Will be taking June 20th, 21st, 22nd and possibly the 23rd off. I will schedule the birthday horoscopes, current moon phase and planetary positions to go live on their correct date. The daily horoscopes will only be from one source on most of these dates.

Dreamer is getting worse by the day. We have an appointment for her on June 22nd when we have made the very heart wrenching and difficult decision that will we ease her way into eternal sleep. I find it hard to believe that it will be around $450.00 to do this. I think and feel it is a shame that not only do human funeral homes and crematoriums charge too high of a price for laying a loved one’s body to rest but that animal ones do it also. We will be getting her ashes back to put alongside my beloved Boots, who crossed the rainbow bridge November 6, 2007, in a prominent place in our home. We are keeping her as comfortable as possible and spoiling her all that we can until we have the money for her to cross the rainbow bridge.

May your day be peaceful and full of positive everything!

Good Day WOTC Family and Friends Here is a Song for Today

I Am Pagan Lyrics and Video by Spiral Rhythm

I am pagan, and I’m proud
I am pagan, gonna shout it loud
I am pagan, want the world to know
That I follow the Goddess
and she rocks my soul

Don’t need your bible
I’ve got the wisdom of the crone
Don’t need your heaven
Into this life I’m reborn
No ten commandments
One fills the bill
An’ it harm none, do what you will

Don’t need your churches
The world’s my sacred space
Don’t need your angels
I’ve got fairies in their place
We raise the spirit
Most every night
When we dance the fire
in the pale moonlight

Well you take your path
And I’ll take mine
A little tolerance
And we’ll both be fine
Keep an open mind
It’ll set you free
And Goddess bless,
so mote it be

Are you pagan? Are you proud?
Are you pagan? Then shout it loud!
If you’re pagan,
let the whole world know
That you follow the Goddess
‘cause she rocks your soul

June 9, 2023 Daily Horoscopes

Click here to read Georgia Nicols Daily Horoscopes

Moon Alert

After 6:30 AM EDT today (3:30 AM PDT) there are no restrictions to shopping or important decisions today. The Moon is in Pisces.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

This is an excellent day for you, especially financially speaking. You might see ways to boost your income, especially working behind the scenes. Meanwhile, research of some kind or the advice of someone older or more experienced might also help you to boost your wealth. Listen to what others have to say.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

This is an excellent day to schmooze with friends and members of groups. Listen to the advice of someone older or more experienced because what they say might influence you into changing your future goals. Group endeavors will be a positive experience today.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Today you make a fabulous impression on others because people see you as open, generous, wise and successful. (And affluent – even if you aren’t.) This is good because appearances are everything. Nevertheless, you might also feel scrutinized or restricted by authority figures today. Perhaps they cramp your style?

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

This is an excellent day to make travel plans. It’s also a wonderful day to study or finish a writing project or manuscript. You’re in a realistic frame of mind and yet, you also feel optimistic and hopeful. Plans for the future look doable, which is encouraging. Although you might feel cautious – take a chance.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Discussions about shared property, inheritances, taxes, debt and other red-tape issues (including insurance) will go well today because for starters, financial decisions will tend to favour you. In addition to which, authority figures will be supportive.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

This is a great day to schmooze. TGIF! Take a long lunch and enjoy time spent with others. Meet friends for Happy Hour. Enjoy group activities of any kind because they will be uplifting as well as informative and possibly, helpful in an instructive, practical way.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

This is a productive day for you. Work-related travel might be required but it will go favourably. Because you feel obligated to do something or finish tasks, do so because you will get the support from others you might not expect. Financial, practical and advice are all potential advantages for you today.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

This is a wonderful, playful, lighthearted day! Admittedly, children might be an increased responsibility. Nevertheless, enjoy social outings, sports events, the theatre and fun times with others. You might also benefit from practising a skill or talent.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

This is an excellent day for family discussions or a family gathering. You might be involved with a parent today, or legal ramifications related to family or real estate. Whatever happens, things are on a solid footing today; plus, people are happy to see each other.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Your communication skills today are excellent. This is why it’s a good day to wheel and deal with others. It’s also an excellent day to study, sell, market, act or teach. Your mind is serious and focused, but it is also positive, optimistic and upbeat. Good day for a short trip.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Business and commerce are favoured today. Whatever financial negotiations you enter into will be on solid ground now and in the future. Furthermore, financial matters will tend increase your opportunities for wealth in the future. Listen to the advice of someone.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Although you might feel a bit emotional today, it’s important to know that because the Moon is in your sign, you have a slight advantage over all the other signs. Use this! Discussions with others will be serious; nevertheless, they will ultimately benefit you or expand your world in some way. Travel is favoured.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actor Johnny Depp (1963) shares your birthday today. You have a great zest for life. You are passionate and charismatic. You are also gentle. This year simplicity will be the key for you. Work to create solid foundations in your life. Explore martial arts or yoga. Stay grounded and levelheaded.

Click here for today’s or anyone’s birthday horoscope from thehoroscope.co

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Today you should be very careful to the interactions you are having with persons of the opposite sex. This is because someone might not have the righteous intentions with you and you might fall into an unexpected trap.

It might not be anything of great importance but you don’t need any troubles in your life now, not even small ones.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

This Friday it seems you will be all focused on your roots and on the place you are coming from. Maybe you will even have a trip to the place where you grew up.

The melancholy will be especially big for those who reside abroad from their original home. Maybe it’s a good time to reconnect with your family or long lost relatives to whom you haven’t spoken in a while.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Today is going to be quite a peaceful day in terms of changes and personal activities but those natives whom are establishing contacts abroad, whom are living abroad or purchasing something from abroad will have to deal with some minor troubles.

Nothing to worry about, just minor delays that might prompt them to change some of their plans.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

This Friday the center of interest for you changes in the direction of your love life. This is not necessarily a good thing because there isn’t everything to be all romantic and lovey gooey.

Some deep issues might surface, especially involving hidden feelings that can no longer stay hidden. These things will give you some headaches for the following days.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Maybe it’s time to focus more on the way you look and on your general health. It might not be a bad idea to start going to the gym or go buy yourself a whole new wardrobe.

Such changes will make you feel a lot better about yourself and even give you a sense of purpose for these days. However, you should double these changes with a great mood in order for them to work.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Everything you say or do the following days will have a great impact on your life. It might not define the outcome of something important but will teach you important lessons.

So make sure you don’t take any unnecessary risks or follow others ambitions. Be in charge with yourself completely and don’t ever abide by the rules you’ve already established.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

You might find it hard to concentrate even to the most mundane of tasks today. Your friends might also contribute to a feeling of anxiety and uncertainty due to them making all kinds of jokes and propositions.

You should mind your own priorities and stay out of trouble. You should also avoid any nutritional excesses as well as smoke less.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Professionally speaking, it seems you are exactly where you need to be. Everything is going according to plan and even the apparent troubles you are having are just a way of making yourself work more efficiently.

You can be promised some unexpected news that will unravel some propositions and occasions you definitely don’t want to miss.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Your emotions are blooming today and this means you will be in touch with this sentimental side of yours for the whole day. You are able to broaden your horizon, talk about your feelings and in general get to know yourself better.

Not only the above but you also feel surrounded by a general sense of harmony and it seems that you will feel like everyone is supporting you.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

In the first part of the day you will be feeling all emotional and in need for affection. This means that you will be actively searching for the company of those around you that can offer you a general sense of security.

However, such a mood is temporary as by the end of the day you will have gained your confidence back and everything will get to normal.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Today all personal activities or activities that require a small number of people are positively influenced so this means you will be successful in your personal endeavors.

You should however try to be as diplomatic and restrained as possible because you never know when people you trusted and considered close could turn on you.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

It’s a great time for well established couples to make another step together and get things to the next level. It is also a great time for families to make important decisions and change things in the family dynamics.

In any case, try to talk with those around you, share with them your worries and fears and make sure you get them resolved.

Sorry But I Cannot Post Today

I am typing this trying not to cry to hard, so I don’t make too many typos. THis has not been proof read either. I thank you for letting me pour my heart out again in a safe place! I have been up since 1:30 AM CDT with only 4 hours of sleep. Dreamer’s back legs are getting worse, but the doctor changed her medication 2 days ago and we are hoping it makes a difference. This is the last thing to try before we send her in to her eternal sleep.

This morning when it was time to take all of our fur kids out it took her 6 tries to be able to stand up, she went down the four steps fine but I had to help her back up them. Which is better than Star who is afraid to go down the new safer stairs we put in on Tuesday afternoon. But to be fair to both of the ladies I had a hard time being able to stand and go down and up the stairs this morning too. It looks like only our brave, protective male Merlin, who scared a poor baby rabbit by barking at it, likes the new stairs or he just doesn’t give a dam as long as he can get to his favorite bathroom spot.

Today we will be installing a ramp outside for Dreamer and Star to use. As our Cleo is 14 years old and hesitant to jump down off the cough or go down and up the new stairs, I am pretty sure she will choose the ramp also.

The ramp we got was given to us by a couple whose Chihuahua crossed over a few months ago. We need to make a couple of small adjustments to it, but Big Dawg and I work great on home repair and improvement stuff as we found out installing the new stairs.

Please say a prayer or light a candle for whatever is best for Dreamer be it that the new medicine helps or it is time for her to cross to be free from pain and whatever age she enjoyed being the most.

If any of you ever want to talk or vent or scream or need a prayer said and/or a candle lit please contact me at ladybeltane@witchesofthecraft.com. I am not a licensed therapist but I am an ordained minister so anything you want to talk about goes no further than my listening to you. If it wasn’t for first my Coven Life family when my mom crossed and than you my wonderful WOTC family helping me through the last 4 years or so I don’t know what shape my mind, bod, or spirit would be in. Thank you are inaquetue words for what my heart feels in graitude to each one of you for followingWOTC and “listening” to me when I need to pour out my feelings in a safe place. I hope WOTC can become a place for us all to feel safe sharing our laughs, happiness, sadness, losses, and any other thing you might like to share with us.

MAY THE GODDESSES AND GODS KEEP YOU SAFE IN THEIR WARM BRACE AND CONTENT IN YOUR LIFE! iF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ACCEPT THEM I SEND EACH OF YOU A RAINBOW OF BLESSINGS FROM MY HEART TO YOURS.

 

Good Day WOTC Family and Friends with A Thought for Today

My mantra for the rest of this week!

My life has gone into the express lane and will be here through the weekend. Big Dawg started a new job that he needs me to go with him to teach him the jobs cellphone app. He’s a little bit technically challenged when it comes to smart phones as he just switched from using a flip phone until last fall. Besides riding along with him as he delivers important papers to people all over the county, we live in I also have to print out the paperwork for him as I will not let him near my desktop computer that I use for WOTC, and all things affiliated with it. He’s already crashed it once on me, but I was able to retrieve everything I needed too and get rid of the nasty virus he had inadvertently let in. So, if some of the tomorrow posts show up later than normal it is because I didn’t get up early enough, like today I am 1 1/2 hours behind schedule, to finish them all before, we leave for the day. I will try my absolute best to still get all the regular daily posts up with no pictures. The exceptions will be the rotating daily post, a thought and laugh for todays; those are history until this coming Monday. One last thing I will only be checking WOTC’s School of Witchcraft email until this coming Monday.

A Laugh for Today

You Know Someone Is New
To Magick And New Age Ideology
When They Think That …

An ATHAME is the gas you use for your grill.

A CENSOR is a drink you mix with alcohol.

ASTRAL PROJECTION is a home-made movie viewer.

A SYMPATHITIC LINK is when you feel sorry because your chain broke.

WICCA is that part of the candle that burns.

APHRODITE is a prehistoric bird.

ARCHETYPES is a kind of building structure.

BLESSED BE is the god of insects.

A BOOK OF SHADOWS contains silhouettes of friends or family members.

A BRAZIER is support wear for women.

CASTING is done with a fishing line, or on a set in Hollywood.

CHARGING is done with a credit card or battery.

The only way to get into a CIRCLE is to have the right of way.

Crystal CLEANSING is done with window cleaner.

CYCLES have to do with your washing machine and when to add fabric softener.

DEMETER is where you put your quarter when you park downtown.

A DOLMAN is a new brand of banana.

HANDFASTING is eating without utensils.

LEY LINES happen at the airport in Hawaii.

PAN is something you fry food in.

A QUARTER is 25 cents and still buys a cup of coffee. (Note: This person is not only new to magick, but they also haven’t been out in a while!)

SKYCLAD is a shade of blue clothing.

A TRAD is a type of geometrical figure.

WHEEL OF FORTUNE is the game show with Vanna White.

 

–Turok’s Cabana