A Laugh for Today – Puns

Puns from Reader’s Digest

LIBRARIAN BE A BOOKKEEPER

Could a … … librarian be called a bookkeeper? … referee be a game warden? … dairyman be a cowboy? … cabinetmaker be the president? —Submitted by J. Lee

VILLAGE IDIOM

There’s a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom. —Albert Sloan

IN A NUTSHELL

I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. —Gary Delaney, comedian
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