Laugh-A-Day: Rules For Being Human

Rules For Being Human

You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.

You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called LIFE. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like these lessons or think them irrelevant or stupid. It makes no difference, you will learn lessons.

There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error, experimentation. The “failed” experiment that ultimately “works.”

A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson.

Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.

“There” is no better than “Here.” When your “There” has become a “Here” you will simply obtain another “There” that will again, look better than “Here.”

Others are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

What you make of life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources that you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is YOURS.

The answers to life’s questions lie inside of you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust

You will get what you ask for. It may not be what you wanted, but it will be what you asked for.

UPON ENTERING THIS LEVEL OF EXISTENCE, YOU WILL FORGET ALL OF THE ABOVE.

WOTC Cartoon of the Day – “SURPRISE!”

Feng Shui Tip for October 9: ‘The Great Chicago Fire’

In 1871 ‘The Great Chicago Fire’ raged through that city for more than 30 hours straight. This tragic event gave birth to this ‘National Fire Prevention Week’ and that falls right in line with today’s ‘Fire Prevention Day’ energies. Both of these occasions provide annual informational and instructional events. Part of this info explains the different categories of burns. Burns are categorized in degrees that elevate in severity. First degree burns damage the first layer of the epidermis, while second degree burns damage the first and second layers. These burns can blister and become severely infected. Third degree burns are the most serious and demand immediate professional care. But while you are waiting for help, try to get the affected area under cold, gently running water. Carefully cover the burn with a clean cloth until you are in qualified hands. For lesser burns try putting mushroom slices on the affected area. Alternative therapies tell that fungus can actually help heal a burn. And now one of my personal favorites — for burned fingertips, simply hold your ear lobe by placing your thumb on the backside of the lobe and the burned tip (or tips) on the front. Keep them there for a full minute and, voila, no more burn! But just to be on the safe side, always seek out qualified care for any kind of skin burns and blisters.

By Ellen Whitehurst for Astrology.com

Today’s I Ching Hexagram for Oct. 9 is 58: Joy

58: Joy

A joy that is shared is symbolized by a group of friends playing, or a carefree young girl singing to herself while engaged in her work. Happiness is rising within, and spreading out into the world.

Joy arises through gentle means, but springs from a solid inner base. The power of pure joy should not be underestimated. The enjoyment of learning and discovery, for example, has let to great innovation and much material progress. Accordingly, that which brings the most joy into the world — love — is the source of life itself.

If happiness is supported by personal stability, it will eventually wear down the stiffest barrier and win over the hardest heart. True joy is a beacon in the world, and though it is indeed rare, its presence is an indication of great good fortune, both now and in the future. How could it be otherwise?

Today’s Runes for October 9 is Inguz

Today’s Runes

Jade Runes are most commonly used for questions about love, friendship, and relationships. Inguz is the rune of completion and fertility. The presence of this rune suggests that tasks which have been initiated will come to fruition. This rune is associated with Ing and Frey, it is this connection that explains its connotations of both fertility and sexuality. The variant of this rune shown here is reminiscent of the twin strands of life, and of the challenge and rewards of bringing together things complimentary.

Today’s Tarot For Oct. 9 is The High Priestess

The High Priestess

Traditionally called the High Priestess, this major arcana, or trump, card represents human wisdom. She can be viewed as a kind of female Pope, the ancient Egyptian Priestess of Isis, the even older snake and bird Goddesses, the Greek Goddess Persephone, or the Eve of Genesis before the Fall.For the accused heretics who were burnt at the stake for revering her in the 14th and 15th century, she symbolized the prophecy of the return of the Holy Spirit, which was perceived as the female aspect of the Holy Trinity.

In the sequence of cards in the major arcana, the High Priestess appears as soon as the Fool decides he wants to develop his innate powers, making a move toward becoming a Magus. The High Priestess is his first teacher, representing the Inner Life and the method for contacting it, as well as the contemplative study of Nature and the Holy Mysteries.

Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday, October 9

Our confidence prompts us to follow our dreams as the Sun in relationship-oriented Libra harmoniously trines uplifting Jupiter. But we’re not willing to blindly put a positive spin on everything now as a passionate Venus-Pluto alignment drives our emotions deeper. Although we’re eager to experience pleasure, it’s hard to trust our perceptions. Thankfully, the Moon’s shift into extroverted Leo at 7:54 am EDT empowers us to express our feelings.

Aries Horoscope

(Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your unbridled enthusiasm takes you to new heights as your optimism soars. Look carefully at whatever is going on to ascertain that you’re not just avoiding underlying tensions that you can’t shake. You won’t likely succeed if you totally ignore what’s real, but then again your positive attitude can probably overcome much of the negativity by your intentions alone.

Taurus Horoscope

(Apr 20 – May 20)

You may be pulled in two directions today as you struggle to stay on a comfortable middle path. On one hand, you have responsibilities that must be addressed, even if you prefer to let them slide. On the other hand, you’re displaying a smile because you realize that your life is easier these days than it has been for a while. Keep your attention on the brighter side of life, without going into denial about your chores. Taking care of business is a pleasure compared to the alternatives.

Gemini Horoscope

(May 21 – Jun 20)

Cautious optimism is your mantra today as you delve into a perplexing puzzle. You feel as if you’re making real progress on specific tasks, but you are still concerned about the whole picture. Even if you can avoid the rigors of detail now, don’t let yourself waste time in idle daydreams. Put what you’ve learned to good use since practicality will pay off quicker than you expect.

Cancer Horoscope

(Jun 21 – Jul 22)

You may seem more cheerful and positive today, yet you still have a serious tone to all that you do. You understand what’s happening so well now that others might just think you are lucky. Contrary to everyone else’s perceptions, your current success is not accidental; you have earned the rewards you’re now receiving. Aim high and hold your present course no matter what you run into on your journey.

Leo Horoscope

(Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Waves of positive energy are washing into your life today, allowing you to perform at your best. However, you may appear overly dramatic now that the Moon is back in your outgoing sign. Others might not appreciate your exuberance and you could overwhelm them with your direct approach. Try to be considerate of their feelings, but don’t let that stop you from realizing your potential. Whatever you begin now can bear fruit in the weeks ahead.

Virgo Horoscope

(Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Trust the validity of your thoughts now, even if self-doubt creeps into the picture. However, keep in mind that the current Jupiter transit encourages you to make sweeping generalizations that could lead to trouble unless you tone down your rhetoric. Fortunately, today’s decisions should prove to be good ones in the long run as long as you make choices that uphold your values.

Libra Horoscope

(Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You have good intentions to create something today that others will appreciate, but you still might have a problem keeping yourself motivated. Your enthusiasm encourages your visions and widens your perspectives. However, too much confidence encourages you to become complacent, even lazy. You can see the larger patterns in your life now, but it’s up to you to turn this awareness into action.

Scorpio Horoscope

(Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You are quite comfortable with the high level of emotional intensity now, even if today’s Venus-Pluto trine traps you between a rock and a dark place. However, your current philosophical outlook on life enables you to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps into new realms of positive thinking. There’s no need to resist the changes as you are lifted out of the shadows and into the bright light of the Sun. Follow your feelings because they are leading you to a better place.

Sagittarius Horoscope

(Nov 22 – Dec 21)

There isn’t much you need to do today except enjoy the effects of jovial Jupiter’s wonderfully harmonious boost from the Sun. And although this is one of the most positive aspects possible, you could forget about an important obligation if you become swept up in good feelings. Nevertheless, your cheerful attitude has lasting impact on the current circumstances of your life. Initiate the changes that make the most sense since the planets indicate success through intelligent action.

Capricorn Horoscope

(Dec 22 – Jan 19)

It’s easy to find balance now between working hard and enjoying the rewards that come your way. You might not want to exert yourself too much — and you could likely get by just coasting through the day. Consider that whatever you do or don’t do will have very powerful consequences. Today is an opportune time to begin a new project or to alter your current direction. Be courageous and follow your bliss.

Aquarius Horoscope

(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You’re feeling magnanimous today and your open heart can teach others special lessons about life. If you remain receptive, you could gain a new perspective about relationships. A change in attitude opens your horizons, but success does not happen on its own. You need to do your part; be fearless and take bold action. Your enthusiasm assures the opposite of Murphy’s Law. If anything can go right, it will.

Pisces Horoscope

(Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Be ready to welcome a supportive ally that comes into your life today. Although your relationship with this person isn’t necessarily romantic, it’s surely possible. Prepare yourself to learn and grow. Additionally, travel could be on your mind now, whether it’s in the outer world or in your own mind. Make sure your passport is current, and be open to having a companion for your upcoming adventures.

Daily Cosmic Calendar for October 9

While the Moon in Cancer is still in void uncertainty mode, the cosmos offers you a trio of favorable alignments and one clunker. The positive aspects include Venus trine Pluto (1:05AM PDT) and Venus making an inspirational, 72-degree to Vesta (1:10AM PDT) while Juno trines Uranus (3:37AM PDT), and Venus also makes a potentially frictional contra-parallel to Saturn (3:46AM PDT). Venus — being involved in three of four of these sky patterns — puts you on notice that love bonds and monetary issues require due diligence. The fact that the Moon is void while this hullabaloo is happening is another reason why it is hard to find true stability during this time-period. The Moon’s arrival in fiery, warmhearted Leo (4:56AM PDT) should remove a certain amount of overall doubt and confusion. Allow your inner child to come out to play for several hours. Your creative artistic spirit has extra potency, but watch out for a rising tide of egocentricity as Mercury forms an off-kilter, 150-degree to Uranus (8:39AM PDT) and the Sun clashes with Mars via a frictional, 45-degree tie (11:32AM PDT). Strive for serenity and, while you are at it, tune into a larger dimension of self-confidence as a grand trine in fire signs develops where the Moon trines Mars (8:19AM PDT) and Uranus (4:36PM PDT). Put your best foot forward in a favorite craft or hobby.

Calendar of the Moon for October 9

Calendar of the Moon

Grapevine Month

Colors: Blue and Purple
Element: Water
Altar: Upon cloth of blue and purple set a great pitcher of wine with many cups, four purple candles, and many wreaths of grapevine and baskets of grapes.
Offerings:
Daily Meal: Vegetarian, with wine or grape juice to drink, and of course grapes.

Muin Invocation

Call: Hail the Month of the Grapevine!
Response: Hail the Month of the Vine-Gods!
Call: Hail the month when sour turns to sweet!
Response: Hail the month when labor comes ripe!
Call: Hail the month when our hands come together,
Response: Hail the month when the cup is passed!
Call: This is the time of bonding,
Response: When the fruits of the harvest lay within our grasp.
Call: This is the call of Joy and Merriment,
Response: This is the time of coming together.
Call: For though we may have forgotten laughter beneath our burdens,
Response: Laughter comes for us at last.
Call: And yet we begin to see the year passing to its end,
Response: And our laughter is the light passing into the dark.
Call: May we go to into the dark like the Children of Dionysos,
Response: Embracing the cycle with open arms!
Call: Like the grapevine, we are givers of ecstasy.
Response: Like the grapevine, we are givers of dream.
Call: Like vines, we yield up our fruit.
Response: Like vines, we yield up for the good of all.
Call: Like vines, we twine towards the Light.
Response: Like vines, we twine towards the Spirit.
Call: We hold the line, we keep the Mysteries true,
Response: We hold the line, we keep the Mysteries true,
Call: I am the vine; the branches, you and you.
Response: I am the vine; the branches, you and you.

Chant:
Taste Joy in the Day
Take Joy in the Night
Touch Joy in your face turned
To the fading light
Ay ay ay ay-yi-hey.

[Pagan Book of Hours]

Calendar of the Sun for October 9

Calendar of the Sun

9 Winterfyllith

Day of Tuonela

Color: Black
Element: Earth
Altar: Upon cloth of black lay five black candles, a tankard of beer and a tankard of river-water, and many figures of toads, frogs, and serpents.
Offerings: Fears
Daily Meal: Poultry.

Tuonela Invocation

(One who has been chosen to do the work of the ritual steps forward with the tankard of beer, raises it, and says:)
Hail to the Island of the Dead!
Hail to the Land of Tuonela!
Hail to Lord Tuoni, who waits at the center!
Hail to Lady Tuonetar, who waits at the hearth!
Hail to Surma who guards the borders,
Along the river with its rushing waters
And its black swans, the harbingers of Death!
Hail to Kalma who brings plague,
May she forever pass us by!
Vanamoinen came to your shores
Searching for words of power,
But found all words silent in the Land of Death.
He was served beer laden with frogs and serpents,
Which were only the fears that he brought
Unbidden to the hearth of Tuonela!
Will you drink now of your fears,
And leave them in the Deathlands?

(They carry the tankard about, and folk may drink of their fears, if they feel that now is a good time to face them, or they may refuse. Then another steps forward with the tankard of river-water, lifts it high, and says:)
Will you drink, then, of the River of Death?
If it is not time for fears, will you face loss?
Or, if you are brave, will you take both
And so honor the Gods with your courage?

(They carry the tankard about, and those who have not drunk of the beer must drink of the water, although some may choose to have both. The remaining beer and water are poured out as a libation to Tuonela.)

[Pagan Book of Hours]

Current Moon Phase for October 9: Last Quarter

Last Quarter Moon

(waning/90-45 degrees)

The time of reaping is at hand. There is a feeling of completion infused into the atmosphere during the Last Quarter Moon. The opportunity opens to recognize how far you’ve come in various parts of your life. This is not a good time for new beginnings, but rather a reflective period suited to evaluating how you have been using your time and what has been accomplished. Issues of authority may arise. This Moon phase supports taking responsibility for actively tying up the loose ends of projects that are already underway.

The Witches Correspondence for Tuesday, October 9

Magickal Intentions: Courage, Physical Strength, Revenge, Military Honors, Surgery and the Breaking of Negative Spells, Matrimony, War, Enemies, Prison, Vitality and Assertiveness
Incense: Dragon’s Blood, Patchouli
Planet: Mars
Sign: Aries and Scorpio
Angel: Samuel
Colors: Red and Orange
Herbs/Plants: Red Rose, Cock’s Comb, Pine, Daisy, Thyme and Pepper
Stones: Carnelian, Bloodstone, Ruby, Garnet and Pink Tourmaline
Oil: (Mars) Basil, Coriander, Ginger

Mars rules Tuesday. The energies of this day best harmonize with efforts of masculine vibration, such as conflict, physical endurance and strength, lust, hunting, sports, and all types of competition. Use them, too, for rituals involving surgical procedures or political ventures.

Life As The Witch – Water Magick for Autumn

Water Magick for Autumn

The Wheel of the Year begins to make its final turn and now we enter the twilight of the year. The spirit world is closer to us nnow. Autumn water magick, includes working with spiritual energies, contacting ancestors, scrying and harvest blessings.

Since ancient times, it has been believed that spirits of the deceased make their journey to the Otherside by water. So it would be appreciate to use water to contact a deceased loved one. Begin by writing a latter to your loved one, using white paper and black ink. Either in the early morning or at dusk go to a quiet body of water such as a pond–if it’s a foggy or misty that’s even better. Kneel at the water’s edge, fold your letter, and let it float away. If there are any fallen leaves upon the water, you may place your letter on them instead. Your message has been received.

Scrying at this time of year by using water can be very effective. Fill your cauldron or a dark colored bowl with water, drop a silver coin into the water, and gaze at the ripples. Allow your eyes to focus on the coin and begin to gaze at the water. If you wish, perform this ritual after dark outside during a Full Moon. Using the water and the Moon together will aid your psychic powers.

Since colonial times, as the harvest season cam to a close, water ws used to anoint the last stand of grain to ensure a bountiful crop the following year. You can do this in your own garden. Simply leave one plant stand in your garden. This could be one herb, tomato plant or a flower. Before a killing frost, sprinkle this plant with water you’ve blessed. Don’t removed this plant until next Spring.

Excerpt from:

Four Seasons of Water Magic

By James Kambos

Llewellyn’s 2012 Magickal Almanac

The Witches Almanac for Tuesday, October 9

The Witches Almanac for *Tuesday, October 9

*Tuesday(Mars): Passion, sex, courage, aggression and protection.

Alphabet Day (South Korean)

Moon Sign: *Cancer

*Cancer: Stimulates emotional rapport between people. Pinpoint need supports growth and nurturance. Tends to domestic concerns.

*Waning Moon

*The Waning Moon is a time for study, meditation and little magick work(except magick designed to banish harmful energies).

Moon enters Leo 7:55 am

Moon Phase: Fourth Quarter

Incense: Ginger

Color: Red

A Beautiful Morning To Everyone!

Quick weather report: It is suppose to warm up Friday. The temperatures are going to be out of the 20’s and 30’s. If you are lucky, Lady A should be back by Saturday. Then you will get rid of me. I know I am slow at getting the information out. I am new at this and have no computer experience. The computer is Lady A’s second husband. She can type like the wind and knows everything there is to know about computers. I am just a no-nothing computer slow poke.

I told you yesterday Lady A didn’t mind spending time with the animals. Yesterday afternoon, I was doing some filing. Mike (man that helps out) came running in the door. He was screaming, “Come here, quick, come here.” I thought some horrible had happened. We went to the building and he stopped me at the door. He told me to look in. Lady A was sitting in the floor. She had the baby skunks out of their beds. They were in the floor with her. The little babies were climbing all over her. We opened the door very quietly as not to scare the babies. We just stood inside the door. Lady A waved and told me to come over and have a seat. I went over and had a seat. She gently picked up one of the babies and put him in my arms. He was so soft and cute. I can’t describe it. The ones on Lady were loving all over her. They were all cooing and cawing. The one I was holding finally got use to me and let me pet him. It was a very loving and humbling experience. I have always loved animals but yesterday gave me a new appreciation for wildlife. See I told you Lady didn’t mind spending the night with those babies. The baby kittens and skunks are starting to play together also. They are all so little they don’t know if they are a skunk or a kitten. Lady A wanted to know if I got the blog done. She also told me to tell you, she missed you. And she would be back as soon as the weather broke.

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