Once again I’ve been up most of the night. Between WOTC and helping Big Dawg with his job plus extra house and yard chores I’ve reached burn out again. So, I’m taking thus weekend off as it’s a very busy one to regroup and renew my energy levels.
Wishing you all a great weekend.
Man “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”
Man “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man “Is this seat empty?”
Woman “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Man “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
Man “Your place or mine?”
Woman “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
Man “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman “It’s in the phone book.”
Man “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman “That’s in the phone book too.”
Man “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman “I’m a female impersonator.”
Man “What sign were you born under?”
Woman “No Parking.”
Man “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman “Do not Enter”
Man “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman “Unfertilized”
Man “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”
Man “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman “Then please leave me alone.”
Man “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
Man “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.”
Man “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”
Man “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..”
Man “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman “Sorry, there are no services today.”
Man “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
Man “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman “Yes, but would you stay there?”
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Today and tonight the Moon will be in a Waxing Crescent Phase. Best seen in the west after the sun dips below the horizon at sunset. This is the first Phase after the New Moon and is a great time to see the features of the moon’s surface. The moon is close to the sun in the sky and mostly dark except for the right edge of the moon which becomes brighter as the days get closer to the next phase which is a First Quarter with a 50% illumination.
Visit the September 2023 Moon Phases Calendar to see all the daily moon phase for this month.
The Waxing Crescent on September 16 has an illumination of 2%. This is the percentage of the Moon illuminated by the Sun. The illumination is constantly changing and can vary up to 10% a day. On September 16 the Moon is 1.29 days old. This refers to how many days it has been since the last New Moon. It takes 29.53 days for the Moon to orbit the Earth and go through the lunar cycle of all 8 Moon phases.
For a list of all the current meteor showers visit American Meteor Society
There are 8 lunar phases the Moon goes through in its 29.53 days lunar cycle. The 4 major Moon phases are Full Moon, New Moon, First Quarter and Last Quarter. Between these major phases, there are 4 minor ones: the Waxing Crescent, Waxing Gibbous, Waning Gibbous and Waning Crescent. For more info on the Moon Cycle and on each phase check out Wikipedia Lunar Phase page.
September 16, 2023
11:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM PDT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)
True Lunar Node:25 Aries 03 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:26 Aries 29 Rx
Lilith (Black Moon):28 Leo 09
Chiron:18 Aries 44 Rx
Ceres:00 Scorpio 35
Pallas:01 Libra 30
Juno:16 Leo 12
Vesta:00 Cancer 47
Eris:25 Aries 00 Rx
September 16, 2023
09:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM CDT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)
True Lunar Node:25 Aries 03 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:26 Aries 30 Rx
Lilith (Black Moon):28 Leo 08
Chiron:18 Aries 45 Rx
Ceres:00 Scorpio 33
Pallas:01 Libra 28
Juno:16 Leo 09
Vesta:00 Cancer 46
Eris:25 Aries 00 Rx
September 16, 2023
02:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM CEST
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)
True Lunar Node:25 Aries 03 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:26 Aries 31 Rx
Lilith (Black Moon):28 Leo 06
Chiron:18 Aries 45 Rx
Ceres:00 Scorpio 26
Pallas:01 Libra 20
Juno:16 Leo 01
Vesta:00 Cancer 41
Eris:25 Aries 00 Rx
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