Your Weekly Love Horoscopes for July 9th

Big promises and promising ideas can be misleading this weekend when communicative Mercury turns retrograde in bold and colorful Leo on Saturday. Clever conversations are filled with love and laughter, yet it’s easy to avoid facing uncomfortable facts that may be critical to making wise decisions. When it comes to relationships, open your heart now but don’t lose your head.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

The week starts out with passion as the Moon fires up your impulsive sign from Monday morning to Wednesday evening. Feelings settle down until Saturday when smart comments and snappy conversation grab attention. Yet be careful of becoming so clever that you lose credibility. It’s hard to trust or be trusted when every syllable could be the punch line of a joke. Straight talk is the key to romantic success.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

The Moon’s presence in your earthy sign from Wednesday evening to Saturday morning arouses your senses and tugs at your heart. Indulging in delicious food, sweet music and the wonders of nature makes you fall in love with life. When you’re feeling this good about yourself, others naturally want to be around you. Just remain open-minded this weekend because flexibility is sexier than standing your ground; a little adaptability goes a long way in cultivating a healthy relationship.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You have more good ideas than you know what do with this week. But your verbal ruling planet Mercury turns retrograde on Saturday, reminding you to slow down and rethink your position on a number of key areas over the next three weeks. Additionally, the Moon shifts into your interactive sign over the weekend, casting the spotlight on your emotions. Clever conversations are extremely entertaining, but big talk can raise expectations beyond reason. Less flash and more substance may not sound sexy, but it’s safer and saner for everyone involved.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You don’t have to be in the middle of the action to enjoy yourself this weekend. The inquisitive Gemini Moon’s visit to your private 12th house is more suitable for intimate getaways or time spent alone curled up with a good book. There’s so much to think about now, especially with brainy Mercury’s retrograde turn on Saturday. Reconsidering how you use your resources and how much to open your heart are questions to study during the next three weeks.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Friends are a source of entertainment with the flirty Gemini Moon activating your 11th House of Groups this weekend. It’s wise to avoid making serious social commitments since intellectual Mercury is turning retrograde in your sign on Saturday. There is key information that needs to surface before you will be ready to make a meaningful move in relationships. Playing with your appearance, though, is harmless fun as long as you don’t go too far.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Whispering with someone on the sidelines can be a source of silly fun this weekend. Chatty Mercury aligns favorably with captivating Venus on Saturday, which is perfect for sweet talk. But since your verbal ruling planet is turning retrograde that day, don’t take what you hear to heart. Playfully flirting or skirting important emotional matters makes sense until you get the information you need to make any serious decisions.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Relationships are on the front burner this week with the Moon traveling through your partnership houses until Saturday. The real challenge is how to deal with a charming but selfish person, and the answer is to put your own needs first. Once you’ve established what you want, negotiations can begin on equal terms. Contradictory advice from different sources this weekend indicates that you need more time to reflect on important issues.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Passion starts to percolate on Wednesday evening when the Moon enters sensual Taurus and your 7th House of Partners. You need to be patient if you’re dealing with a stubborn person who will not be pushed around. Applying pressure won’t help, but greater flexibility arrives on Saturday evening. Your mind starts to open and you recognize that there is more than one way to please others and fulfill your desires as well. Collaboration, not competition, is the essential ingredient to creating a loving relationship.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Save some energy for Saturday when the Moon flies into playful Gemini and your 7th House of Partners. Making connections comes easily if you’re single, and finding more fun in a current relationship is likely, too. Verbal Mercury’s backward shift in proud Leo on Saturday can make off-handed comments sound like judgments from on high. Speaking with confidence, though, is no guarantee that the words are true.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Reward yourself in the middle of the week when the Moon skips into sensual Taurus and your 5th House of Romance early Wednesday evening. Put away your concerns about work and take some time to play. Simple fun with an easygoing person reduces stress and opens your heart. The key to making this magic happen is to set aside long-term relationship ambitions to indulge yourself in the joy that’s available to you in the present moment.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The Moon lights up chatty Gemini and your amorous 5th house on Saturday, making for a lively weekend, overflowing with many playful distractions. One minor complication is mental Mercury’s retrograde turn in your 7th House of Partners on Saturday, lasting for the next three weeks. The desire to impress someone could lead to exaggeration, or you might attract a person who promises more than can be delivered. Take these wild declarations as mere speculations and no one will get hurt in the process.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The jittery Gemini Moon joins your expansive ruling planet Jupiter on Saturday night, which can overload your social calendar. Saying yes is normal when you’re in a positive mood, but setting priorities and limiting your options helps you make a better choice. Being so open about your feelings is one of your most alluring assets, yet with verbal Mercury turning retrograde, measuring your words carefully will avoid complications.

Daily Horoscopes for Sunday July 8th

It’s challenging to separate our own emotions from those we pick up from our environment as the compassionate Pisces Moon softens the boundaries between us and others. Fortunately, a magical Mercury-Saturn quintile empowers us to transform our idealistic thoughts into concrete reality. But meanwhile, an anxious quincunx between assertive Mars and directionless Neptune makes it tough to know how pushy we need to be to manifest our dreams.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You could feel as if you’ve gone too far today and cannot figure out how to shift into reverse. Although backing up seems impossible, continuing forward isn’t a good idea either. Thankfully, you can turn things around, but it will take some creative thinking on your part. Bending the rules in your favor may not be enough; you might have to reconsider your goal, change direction and start over again. Setting a different course gives you a new lease on life.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may feel as if you’re being emotionally blackmailed today and you might not want to deal with the situation. You would rather kick back and enjoy yourself instead of engaging in the drama. Nevertheless, you can effectively establish limits around your involvement once you are pushed too far. Being clear about your resistance right from the start will make life easier for everyone later on.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your friends and family might grow frustrated with you today if you don’t seem to be worried about the same things that are bothering them. As far as you can tell, a current situation may pose temporary difficulties, but should iron itself out without your direct intervention. You’re willing to wait and see what happens even if others are not. Visualizing your future in a positive light can be a powerful tool; nevertheless, you’ll still have a better chance of success if you get more involved now, not later.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You can feel the stress building around you and wish you could do something to make it go away. However, it may be obvious that others don’t want you meddling in their affairs at this time. It’s challenging to withdraw because you honestly believe that your nurturing love could make a positive difference. Don’t project your feelings of personal rejection on to anyone else; just allow those you love the emotional space they need. Simply letting them know that you care is enough for now.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may have a plan for the day, but events that are beyond your control put your original goals out of reach. You don’t like it if someone assumes he or she knows what’s best for you. However, struggling to stick to your initial agenda only adds to your frustration. Instead, follow the good advice you receive. You can always take back the reins later when you’re ready to be in charge once again.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Your friends lean on you because they trust your logical approach to a problem. However, the harder you try to think clearly now, the more spacey you feel. Although you have a practical handle on reality, you get confused today when people question your responses. Stop trying to live up to everyone else’s expectations by having all the answers. Listen to the compassionate Pisces Moon visiting your 7th House of Companions by simply communing with others in the space of dreams.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You may be ready to give up because your current tactics aren’t working and you don’t seem to be able to control the actions of your friends with your charm. Unfortunately, they are resisting your pressure and aren’t doing as you wish. Instead of pushing harder today, stand back and give everyone additional room to breathe and make decisions on their own. Paradoxically, your voluntary retreat improves your chances of getting what you want.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You may feel frustrated because your key planet Mars is presently engaging in a struggle with elusive Neptune. Your personal dilemma will remain unsolvable as long as you are fighting with an unknown enemy. However, you have the power to shift your current paradigm from conflict to cooperation. Once you step outside of your competitive frame of mind, everyone can come out a winner.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You have big ideas about what you want to do, but there seems to be so many potential obstacles today that you may give up before you even start your journey. If you’re considering the pursuit of an educational opportunity, wait to make your final decision until your current negativity passes. There’s no reason to force the issue right away. You will have a much clearer idea of what’s ahead in the next few days if you take the time to explore all your options now.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

It’s challenging to organize your life this weekend, and your current lack of progress on a project could make you feel grumpy. Nevertheless, resist the temptation to take out your frustration on others or your attitude could compound your current problems. Work smarter now, not harder, or you’ll exhaust yourself trying to finish what you started. Exercising a little common sense is enough to put you back on track.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your friends and family may get on your nerves today as they tell you exactly what they expect from you. Unfortunately, the more you resist, the bolder they grow. Still, you’re not ready to give in to unreasonable demands. Announcing your intention to remain non-committal until after the weekend could be enough to remove the immediate pressure and give you time to decide your next move.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Your moodiness may be more annoying to others than you realize. You might not understand why someone is giving you the cold shoulder today until you realize that your current fussiness could be perceived as negativity. Instead of aiming at perfection, try softening your approach now. A temporary lack of focus won’t jeopardize your big plans for the future. Thankfully, your true motives will shine through if you let go of your fear of failure.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Saturday, July 7th

Critical thinking falls to the wayside as it’s overpowered by the wonderful possibilities that exist within the imagination. The Moon swims into dreamy Pisces at 12:29 am EDT, luring us further into our fantasies. However, we can be overindulgent with the Moon squaring pleasurable Jupiter and Venus. Unrestrained expression of our feelings can create difficulties as sweet Venus runs into a stressful square with wounded Chiron later in the evening.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

A fog has descended on your world today, but your lack of clarity can actually produce magic. It seems as if luck is with you and you make the right choices, even if you cannot see what’s happening and you aren’t thinking very clearly. Nevertheless, it’s not wise to push too hard for what you want; a gentle approach is more effective now than a forceful one.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your ruling planet Venus befuddles you today with one tempting diversion after another. It becomes increasingly difficult for you to follow through on what you started until something happens that requires you to pull yourself back on course with a new sense of determination. Ultimately, the outcome is up to you; you can accomplish a lot once you accept that everything will take longer to finish than you originally planned.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your day might not unfold as expected, but you should be able to enjoy yourself anyhow. Unfortunately, you might not be as productive as you wish, but you can catch up on unfinished business next week. Don’t waste time worrying about what others think you should be doing. For now, be mellow and maintain a middle-of-the-road course through the weekend.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

It’s difficult to know whether or not to share your feelings today. You might inadvertently turn a passing mood into a major event by speaking up when it’s smarter to just remain silent. On the other hand, you could miss an important chance to have a positive impact on your day if you say nothing at all. Be prepared to flow with the currents no matter which course you choose.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Expressing yourself in a creative way today can leave you with a good feeling, even if you realize that your current satisfaction is short-lived. But it’s not about producing a lasting work of art that everyone else appreciates; it’s about doing something that fills you with a sense of wonder or contentment. Don’t get distracted by waiting for approval from anyone else. Making yourself happy now counts most.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You might believe that your feet are planted firmly on the ground while everyone else is acting flighty today. But you are standing in the magical Hall of Mirrors now, where it’s impossible to discern the original object from its reflection, or the reflection’s reflection. You can change what’s happening around you once you realize that your own uncertainty is coming back at you through the unpredictable behavior of others.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You are at a fork in the road and while other people’s needs must be considered, the final decision is ultimately yours alone. Thankfully, you can see the pros and cons of each path, yet it’s still challenging to fully clarify your preferences. Once you make a choice, don’t waste energy continuing to play through an infinite variety of possibilities. Simply move ahead confidently without pondering the road not taken.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

The floodgates of your subconscious mind open wide today as waves of creative inspiration wash through you. Although this can produce fantastic results, you must be ready to ride the currents that arise from the depths of your inner world. Trust the process of self-expression; if you are uncertain about the outcome, you’re liable to impede the flow without even realizing it.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You are often challenged to set limits and today it’s even more difficult because your emotions defy definition. You prefer to fly by the seat of your pants now, and you might get away with this tactic unless a situation grows so complex that you are forced to regain control. But if you wait until things have gone too far, it won’t be that easy to tighten the reins. The sooner you think about clarifying your boundaries, the more natural it will be to honor them.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You have been working hard and you’re ready for relaxation today. Fortunately, you should be able to take it easy now without sacrificing the gains you have already made. But this doesn’t mean you’ll be able to avoid your obligations; instead, you’ll discover that you can get just as much accomplished at a slower pace and enjoy yourself more as you go along.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You might feel as if you have lost the sharp edge to your intellect today, but this is just another passing phase in your creative process. If you recently had an ingenious idea, now it’s time to relax your grip so it can mature naturally. Trying to force the next step won’t work; it’s smarter to let your plans gel at their own pace. Instead of concentrating on finding the answers, allow them to come to you naturally.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s return to your visionary sign can free you from the restraints of logic, enabling your imagination to express your brilliance. But it may not be easy to put your ideas into words today. Don’t fret if you cannot describe your vision to anyone else now. Postponing the discussion for another day is a smart strategy because your actions will surely speak louder and clearer than anything you might say.

the daily humorscopes for saturday, july 7

    the daily humorscope     

Saturday, July 07, 2012

 

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

Today you will find the word “impecunious” popping unbidden into your mind, at regular intervals. Eventually, you’ll go look it up in the dictionary.

 

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

You will be driven into a panic today by the thought that you will live to see music by Oingo Boingo referred to as “classic” rock. Believe me, that’s not nearly as strange as clothing trends will be, such as the “big elbow” look.

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Today you will discover an astounding new use for celery, and it will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

 

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Remember: Unexpressed feelings don’t die. They are buried alive and emerge later as Border Collies. So don’t hold anything back! Tell everyone what you REALLY think of them! You may lose your job, family and friends, but you won’t have a crazed, hyperactive animal hounding your every step.

 

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

Why did life develop in this fragile boundary between earth and sky? Because life exists at the edge of chaos. You’ll find that is particularly true, this week.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

Once you’re that far behind, there’s really no way to get caught up. You might as well do something fun instead. You can tell them I told you it was ok.

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

Good day to count your blessings. Both of them.

 

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

Everyone you know will wear unmatched socks, today. Actually, it’s stranger than you think — they’ll all members of a pagan cult, and this is Sock Swap Day.

 

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

You will independently re-discover an old Celtic trick, which will help considerably with an upcoming math test. In particular, you’ll find that painting yourself blue may do little for your own mathematical abilities, but it will be a significant distraction for everyone else.

 

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

Drip, drip, drip. Dunno. Something like that will be in your life, soon. I’ll bet it’s something good!

 

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

You’ve got to learn to slow down. You’re driving yourself and everyone around you crazy. Just pretend that your life is a Prince Valiant comic strip.

 

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

Your concern about the International Space Station may not be one that NASA has considered, despite how obvious it seems to you. I’d go ahead and send them a note: “Never serve beans in space.”

Your Daily Horoscopes for Friday, July 6

We may be more concerned with the larger issues of humanity today than with our own unique dilemmas. The emotionally detached Aquarius Moon encourages us to think about general concepts rather than individual concerns. However, looking at everything from a more global perspective can be problematic since the security-conscious Cancer Sun still pulls us back to more personal issues that involve our homes, families, and close relationships.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your life may be more complicated than it appears now, yet you don’t want anyone to see how much you are keeping to yourself. It’s easier to be socially engaged if you downplay your unorthodox interests. Restraining your impulsive behavior is wise because your need for independence clashes with your current desire to build lasting relationships. Remember, there’s no reason to share all your thoughts and fantasies with anyone else unless that’s what you really want to do.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You have an uncanny sense about the right thing to do in a relationship today. Unfortunately, choosing the responsible path over a more playful one may not be a lot of fun, but you can still feel good about acting in a self-disciplined manner. Being practical is not flashy, but it enables you to prepare for the future, which ultimately can bring you an enduring satisfaction.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Even the strongest dose of common sense may not be sufficient to keep you on task today because you are so easily distracted by the light of your own brilliance. However, shiny objects aren’t as enticing as great ideas now, so it’s hard to be motivated simply by the temptation of more money. Thankfully, a unique approach to your current job might enable you to make a long-awaited breakthrough. Keep refocusing on your goals if you want to achieve success.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

It’s difficult to express your feelings today. If you find yourself in a deep discussion with a powerful person, your fear of rejection might tempt you to withdraw to protect your security. But even if you face the resistance, your words might not flow easily now because your emotions are still in flux. Be patient, it becomes more natural to speak your mind once your changing moods begin to settle down. Take time to listen to your heart.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your expectations are very high today, increasing the chances of being let down by a close friend or family member. But others appear to be out of touch with their feelings. If someone very close to you seems to have lost her way, lending a sympathetic ear is better now than trying to make a heroic rescue. Concentrate on reaching your goals and setting an example for others to follow.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Most tasks handed off to you today are potential opportunities for you to develop a new and exciting method that saves everyone time. But it’s crucial to know when to quit or you could spend the entire day seeking the next great breakthrough, even if the tried and true way would have worked just fine. Sometimes the same old approach is the most reliable thing you can do. Demonstrate your keen intelligence by choosing which path makes the most sense now for the job at hand.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

The sensitive Cancer Sun is halfway through its month-long journey through your 10th House of Career, possibly bringing you well-deserved recognition at work. But taskmaster Saturn is also in the equation today, requiring you to give your assignments all you can. Expect amazing results, for even if you don’t quite meet your goals, your chances for success are greatly enhanced by your confident attitude and your extra effort.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You’re able to shine your light brightly today because you can see great potential wherever you look. However, blind optimism is not a wise strategy; it only inflates and then dashes your expectations. Nevertheless, your willingness to assume the best outcome could open one door after another to opportunities that you would have just walked by at another time in your life.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You’re not particularly interested in undertaking a major project by yourself these days. Fortunately, your world is full of amazing people, each with something special to offer. You might expect it to be easy to find someone willing to work with you, but everyone seems to be too busy now. However, don’t give up searching for a business or personal partner. Accepting less than you want may seem wise in the moment, but it’s even better to wait for the right person.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your ruling planet Saturn is softened by a harmonious trine from the nurturing Moon today. Normally, rational Saturn and the emotional Moon send conflicting messages, but your steady work now seems to garner beneficial results. Find the balance between knowing exactly what you want and realizing that you cannot fulfill every desire. Prioritize the potential pleasures in front of you, carefully choose your best shot at happiness and then take it.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You might be so confident today that you think you can do everything. Unfortunately, spreading yourself too thin makes it impossible to finish even the simplest chores. Don’t be so blinded by your own illuminating ideas that you lose sight of the practical realities that still govern your life. It’s more important now to be responsible than it is to act like a genius.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You could be undecided about a significant personal issue because you can see it from both sides now. Your enthusiasm tempts you to say yes and jump wholeheartedly into the new project, but your heightened common sense is screaming no. Forcing a decision today only leads you to change your mind farther down the road, so take your time before making a final choice.

Weekend Lunar Love Horoscope for July 6 – 8

Weekend Lunar Love Horoscope

by Jeff Jawer

Go with the Flow

July 6 – 8

Slow down, take a rest, breathe deeply, and then exhale. Remember that feeling this weekend: it’s a time to let go. The watery Pisces Moon wears down walls and washes away barriers; it’s a spiritual sign that draws us into collective seas of emotions. When we trust the universe we find peace and synchronicity, and when we fight it we become lost and confused. Put away old agendas and avoid making rigid plans. This is a very sensitive time when vulnerabilities float to the surface. Yet when feelings are flowing and hearts are forgiving, miracles happen.

A lunar conjunction with Pisces’ impressionistic planet Neptune floods the pre-dawn hours on Saturday, giving rise to inspirational dreams. Imagination also grows with a boost from boundless Jupiter before the Moon’s smart sextile with pointed Pluto sharpens perceptions and deepens conversations in the middle of the day.

The guileless Pisces Moon then squares erotic Venus in cerebral Gemini to set the stage for a memorable evening. We encounter a contrast between the Fishes’ urge to merge and the Twins’ love of change. If this experience doesn’t go well, feelings will be hurt. A sense of rejection or being underappreciated can be painful. But all you have to do is let go. Freedom and joy come from releasing expectations and appreciating the moment simply for what it is. Delight is plentiful when judgment gives way to faith.

Daily Horoscopes for Thursday, July 5th

We are given a chance to synthesize our recent experiences as the conceptual Aquarius Moon harmonizes with philosophical Jupiter and gracious Venus. It feels as if we have the time and space to breathe now and think about the big changes we are facing. Although communication is essential, we don’t necessarily need to turn our strategy into action yet. Making plans and networking with our friends and colleagues might be sufficient for today.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You are relieved today by the feeling that the potential for positive change outweighs your fear of the unknown. Your focus has shifted from the past to the future, but even if you’re eager for what’s next, you still don’t know what to expect. Events are unfolding rapidly and it seems as if you must respond to them immediately. However, you have more time than you realize, so give yourself permission to experience the excitement without trying to figure out everything right away.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your inability to describe what’s going on in your life now makes you feel anxious. It’s just that you believe you would feel better if you knew where current events were leading. However, you have a wonderful opportunity to envision your ideal world, without the pressure of having to make your dreams come true today. Set aside your most concrete goals for a few days and let your imagination guide you into your future.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

It’s as if you’re standing on top of a hill today, enabling you to see farther into the distance. However, you might not have an accurate perception of reality now. Instead, your inner world is projected onto your surroundings, prompting you to imagine a variety of possible scenarios before making your choice. Make certain to look into the shadows, for trouble will surface later on if you gloss over the rough spots. Explore the possibilities, and then head in the direction of your chosen future.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

It is challenging today to coordinate your natural desire for emotional security with your current career goals. You may need to risk your apparent safety to make progress at work. But feeling vulnerable isn’t as frightening as the thought of losing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Even if everything doesn’t turn out as rosy as you wish, you won’t be able to forgive yourself if you don’t give it your best shot now.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your network of friends and colleagues is changing now, and letting go of your old connections isn’t as difficult as you expect. A recent acquaintance may reflect your current interests better than an old one. Instead of trying to hold on to your past, embrace the exciting relationship potential that’s heading your way.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You might feel awkward today as you grow excited about an innovative idea and lose track of your feelings. Emotional detachment can help you think more clearly, but over-intellectualizing a decision also separates you from your heart. Pay attention to the facts, but don’t forget to delve deeper and discover what you really want.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You’re in a playful mood today with the intelligent Aquarius Moon’s presence in your creative 5th house. Luckily, you are not restrained now by the same weighty issues that have recently been on your mind. Enjoy your newly found freedom and explore different ways to express yourself. Keep in mind that you still need to be a bit cautious or you’ll end up wasting time on an unrealistic idea that leads you in circles.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You may be seeking ways to smooth out your responsibilities on the home front because your freedom is more important to you now than ever before. It’s not that you’re eager to walk out on your obligations; it’s just that you don’t want anyone to assume that you’ll always show up on demand. Thankfully, you’re able to express your needs today without triggering any awkward feelings. Stating your boundaries clearly is necessary if you want others to respect them.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

The Aquarius Moon harmonizes with your key planet Jupiter today, expanding your 7th House of Others. Relationship issues that have been stewing for weeks reach a crucial point now, requiring you to take a stand. Thankfully, you’re able to see the positive side of a difficult situation. Remember, your attitude is more crucial than any choice you think you must make, so don’t diminish your power by feeding it fantasies of self-doubt.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your unwavering belief in a positive outcome goes a long way now to attracting people that truly care about you. Your cheerful attitude has more influence than you realize, making it difficult for anyone to harbor negativity in your presence. But don’t take your optimism too far or others could lose faith in your ability to make sensible judgments. Thankfully, you can be confident without going into denial.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The Moon’s visit to your sign gives you clarity and inspires you to express your feelings. You’re not seeking approval now; you only want acknowledgment and respect. Fortunately, there’s no need to stress over someone’s possible reaction to what you say, for subsequent events won’t affect the truth of your words. Be genuine and you will be accepted for exactly who you are by those who matter most.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You may feel as if your dreams are slipping away today, but happily the possibility of turning them into reality is growing. Still, you might indulge yourself with one more meandering trip through your favorite fantasies now before you release them. Remember, this isn’t about letting go of your hopes; it’s about using your visions to create the future.

The Daily Horoscopes for Wednesday, July 4th

Let freedom ring today! We have an opportunity to express our desires as irrepressible Uranus electrifies communicator Mercury and romantic Venus. Nevertheless, we still want to gain ground today since the ambitious Capricorn Moon is like a sure-footed Mountain Goat who can climb steep hills and reach heights beyond our greatest expectations. Long-range planning becomes more important when the Moon shifts into futuristic Aquarius at 8:25 pm EDT.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

It feels as if new information is bombarding you from multiple directions today, encouraging you to change your mind. However, what you learn now doesn’t necessarily arrive through normal communication channels. It’s as if you have been offered a direct pipeline to the center of the cosmos, but the truth is that it’s really coming from your own imagination. Write down your dreams, for they can tell you exactly what you need to know.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your current attempts at taking it easy are shattered as friends shock you into a new frame of reference. Normally, you’re resistant to this type of sudden change, but now your mind races ahead eagerly to integrate the exciting ideas. Make the most of your newly found intellectual freedom while you are still riding high from the adrenaline rush.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Sudden changes in your career can bring unexpected fluctuations to your financial condition in the form of an unexpected windfall or an unplanned expenditure. Remember, you are likely to react impulsively as your mind makes quantum leaps, so don’t assume that your edgy thinking is without flaws. Reconsider large purchases before you buy something you may later regret.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your emotional sensitivity is strong now as other people insist that you do things in a specific manner. You may have a different idea, yet it’s hard to put your feelings into words. Meanwhile, others may think that you’re holding back a big secret because you appear a bit nervous, but don’t buy into their insecurities. Let your own emotions be your guide and not the fears of others.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your thoughts can tug you into strange and unfamiliar waters today, and you must travel alone on this short journey of the soul. You may be working on the solution to a particular problem, yet now you are poised to make a larger intellectual breakthrough. Nevertheless, don’t push your thoughts onto everyone else; you can share your ideas with your friends when you return.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Clever Mercury, your key planet, receives a brilliant electric shock from Uranus the Awakener today, brightening your dreams and bringing your nervous system into the present moment. Your interactions with everyone else may be precise, but don’t think that you know where each conversation will take you. Remain flexible and your willingness to change will teach you much about yourself and your world.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Be outrageously original and as unconventional as possible instead of trying to please everyone today. Your creativity is running strong now as your key planet Venus is zapped by the high voltage of Uranus. Breaking out of expected behaviors can actually strengthen your hand, so be experimental, even a bit rebellious, as you move outside your normal boundaries.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

It feels as if you’re watching short movie trailers of your future possibilities, and it may not be quite what you were expecting. Don’t worry; these fantasies don’t necessarily reveal your fate. Rather, they’re your way to rebel against the status quo. There may be ideas worth pursuing that get lost in the sheer volume of original thoughts sparking through your brain. If something makes sense, write it down quickly so it doesn’t get lost in the noise.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your initial reaction to grow and evolve may be a reflection of your need to control something that is beyond your sphere of influence. Thankfully, you can see that things are shifting for good reason. Unfortunately, you may not be ready to jump on the next opportunity that comes along. Luckily, tensions will release once you accept the new direction you are required to take.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Normally you try to build your reality on stable foundations, yet trouble develops if you become overly rigid. Today’s lessons can help you learn how much you need to loosen up, especially as you deal with other people’s feelings. Fear of change will likely work against you, so practice flexibility as you stretch and bend in the face of emotional transformation.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your key planet, eccentric Uranus, receives a power boost today from an inflow of useful information as intelligent Mercury harmonizes with it. Additionally sweet Venus brings her charm to the party and spices up any gathering. Nevertheless, you placed yourself in a data-rich environment, so make maximum use of what you know by stepping outside of the box. Be original while incorporating radical ideas into the flow of events.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You have a bit of magic at your disposal today. You can share your emotional spontaneity by communicating the feelings in your heart, but it won’t work if you take too much time searching for the right words. Instead, just reach out in a new and exciting way, for your well-intentioned overtures might be just what’s needed. There’s no need to rationalize your desire to establish a deeper connection with a friend.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday, July 3rd

Our struggle between the drive to accomplish goals in the outer world and the need to protect our security within is reflected by today’s ambitious Capricorn Full Moon at 2:51 pm EDT. The Moon’s morning conjunction with mysterious Pluto and square to unpredictable Uranus may serve up a surprise or two, requiring us to suddenly change our plans. Meanwhile, warrior Mars enters peaceful Libra, encouraging diplomacy over more forceful solutions.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Today’s Capricorn Full Moon brightens your 10th House of Profession, yet your heart may be drawn toward your family life. The dilemma arises from different strategies on how to best manage changes at work. On one hand, you are ready to fully engage and do whatever must be done. However, you also want to retreat into the safety of your personal world. Give yourself a few more days until the dust settles before making any long-lasting decisions.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

The practical Capricorn Full Moon emphasizes your 9th House of Big Ideas, stressing your plans for the future. Although you may already know what you want to do, insecurities kick in, causing you to doubt yourself — even if you are aware of the obstacles in your way. This isn’t necessarily about real blockages; it’s more about what you need to do to overcome your self-doubt. There’s no reason for immediate change. But even while you stick to your current agenda, keep an open mind about what to do next.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Exercising self-control still won’t prevent your feelings from affecting your thoughts now that the Capricorn Full Moon is illuminating your 8th House of Intimacy. Your thinking is not as logical as you prefer, but your emotions are telling you something important about your relationship with someone you love. You are tempted to ignore your inner voice and follow the path of common sense, instead. It may be a stretch but trust your intuition, regardless of your fear of being irrational.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

The earthy Capricorn Full Moon pulls directly opposite the watery Cancer Sun, stirring tidal forces from the depths of your hidden subconscious. Your unspoken needs come precariously close to the shores of awareness, impacting your everyday life. Use your imagination to find balance; create a safe harbor for yourself and your loved ones where you can share your dreams and fears without worry. Instead of isolating yourself, spend time with those who will support you through times of change.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Current responsibilities may prevent you from diving into the warm and nurturing backwaters of your own fantasies. However, others don’t realize how deep and wide your imagination is, for you are not sharing everything that you feel now. The Capricorn Full Moon activates your 6th House of Habits, encouraging you to stick to your daily routine as much as possible. Just don’t get so caught up in what you’re doing that you forget to honor your unexpressed dreams, too.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Today’s goal-oriented Capricorn Full Moon occurs in your 5th House of Self-Expression, requiring you to exercise good judgment and self-restraint if you want to reach your desired destination. Holding back your feelings isn’t anything new to you since you understand the impracticality of emotions. Share what’s on your mind, but taking a conservative approach is the most effective strategy now. Others are more willing to listen if they feel that their ideas are acknowledged and appreciated just as much as yours.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

The serious Capricorn Full Moon falls in your 4th House of Home and Family, possibly overwhelming you with domestic responsibilities. Yet superhero Mars enters your harmonizing sign today, reminding you that you cannot do everything all at once. Instead of fretting over deadlines, simply concentrate on the present moment. When the emotional currents settle down over the days ahead, you’ll be thankful for what you actually accomplished, as will everyone who depends on you.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Love grows complicated when you take an all-or-nothing approach to your needs. It’s a challenge for you to stay comfortable in the middle of the emotional spectrum. However, the calculating Capricorn Full Moon falls in your 3rd House of Communication, encouraging you to consider the consequences of your message before telling a loved one what’s on your mind. A healthy balance between expression and restraint can put you on the path to relationship success.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Today’s responsible Capricorn Moon lights up your 2nd House of Personal Resources and you might be concerned if you don’t see a way to balance your income with your expenditures. It’s challenging to separate your financial worries from deeper issues about self-worth. Rather than focusing your attention on what’s missing in your life, concentrate on the positive things, instead. Counting your blessings is a smart way to raise your self-esteem and also, possibly, your bottom line.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

This cautious Capricorn Full Moon can test your strength as you ride powerful emotional waves. It’s both challenging and invigorating to balance your strong feelings with the necessities of the outer world. The distinction between your dreams and reality is more apparent to you than ever before. But don’t fight the strong currents; there’s more to gain by just putting yourself in the middle and enjoying the ride. The intensity will settle back down over the days ahead.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You are eagerly anticipating indulging in some personal time as today’s Capricorn Full Moon shines in your 12th House of Escape, even if current obligations still require you to follow your regular routine. But don’t get too worked up trying to finish everything now. Just do what you can, while allowing time for short breaks throughout the day. Enjoy the distractions; you will return to your chores feeling refreshed and reinvigorated. Finding the right balance between responsibility and recreation is the trick.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Although you might feel as if you’re stretched to the max, you also recognize that you need to take time to recharge your batteries. The steady Capricorn Moon energizes your 11th House of Social Networking, giving you the opportunity to spend time with friends and relatives. Your current tendency is to be critical of yourself, which could drain your energy instead of increasing it. So, above all, cut yourself some slack, chill out and enjoy the camaraderie while you can.

the daily humorscopes for tuesday, july 3rd

the daily humorscope

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

 

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

Good day to put a few kumquats, some of those teensy little ears of corn, and a few brussels sprouts in a tiny little bowl, and leave it on someone’s doorstep with a tiny little note reading “Dear Big People….”

 

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

What are you looking here, for? You should be on a spaceship, sticking a fish in your ear. It’s not like you didn’t get enough hints. If you are vaporized, it’s your own darned fault, I’d say.

 

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

You are sad about an upcoming event, but can do nothing about it. Try knitting — people say it’s wonderfully relaxing.

 

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

It will turn out that someone you spend a great deal of time with is actually one of the last remaining Sinanthropus (Peking man), rather than an actual Cro-Magnon. This will explain things you’d been wondering about.

 

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

That new employee seems honest, and is a really hard worker – so who cares if she wants to wear a studded dog collar? You’ll have to draw the line at butt sniffing, though.

 

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

Good day to power-walk. It not only looks silly, it is silly.

 

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

You will win 12,000 cases of peanut brittle today, on a call-in game show. That’s a LOT of peanut brittle, as it turns out.

 

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

In this world you have a choice between being clever, and being pleasant. I recommend pleasant.

 

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

You will spend another full day attempting to shuffle a deck of cards with your toes. Fortunately, nobody will find out.

 

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

Today you will suddenly realise how sensuous pudding can be. This will mark a turning point in your life.

 

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

Try not to be too impulsive, today. Ask youself if you really need that howitzer, or if you just think it’d be fun to have.

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

Good day to ponder the parable of the itsy bitsy spider, and the futility of climbing up water spouts during spring weather. You’ll be able to apply this lesson to one of your current relationships.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Monday, July 2nd

We’re not quite ready to return to work yet, and we might take our procrastination too far. A few delaying tactics is fine, but we cannot put off our responsibilities forever. Instead of falling into the overly optimistic trap of the Sagittarius Moon, it’s smarter to recognize the real consequences of any escapist tendencies today. If we don’t honor our obligations, we’ll pay the price when the Moon shifts into karmic Capricorn at 6:50 pm EDT.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You are feeling a strong urge for something that goes beyond your daily routine today. You’re seeking more than recognition and acknowledgment now, and you need to know that your work has meaning. Nevertheless, you’re not prepared to give up the stability that your job provides. Fortunately, there’s no reason to make any changes, even if you are a bit frustrated. Keep your thoughts to yourself for now; it will be time to make your move soon enough.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Intense excitement sustained over several days begins to wear on your nerves. However, you’re not ready yet to settle down and restore tranquility to your life. Although rest and relaxation usually sound like a good idea to you bucolic Bulls, you won’t get a chance to kick back today. In the meantime, create small pockets of peace and quiet so you can recharge your batteries little by little throughout the day.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You would like to take the day off, but it’s hard to shake the feeling that you should be doing something significant today. You might cover your concern with a cheerful attitude, but you won’t likely have the patience to hide your true ambitions for long. Nevertheless, searching for the meaning of life is a long-term commitment, so don’t expect to have an epiphany right away. Thankfully, if you’re sincere about your goals, the fun times will return sooner than you think.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You don’t want anyone to talk you out of your point of view today, even if you realize that compromise is ultimately a smarter strategy. Your resistance may be motivated by your fear of giving up control if you don’t trust someone else. Thankfully, you grow more amenable to someone else’s perspective this evening, once the Moon enters your 7th House of Others. Listening carefully throughout the day helps you find a path that values everyone’s unique individuality, including your own.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may be more talkative with Mercury in your sign, but it’s harder to make your words hit the target today. It feels as if everything you say is slightly out of focus, and trying harder doesn’t seem to sharpen your message. Instead of narrowing your vision to gain clarity, try looking at your world through a wide-angle lens. Let the details fall to the wayside and concentrate on the bigger picture. A more philosophical approach ultimately gives you a healthier perspective.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Although other people might wish that you were more optimistic and outgoing, you aren’t responsible for their discomfort. If you feel reclusive today, simply inform those closest to you and ask them to honor your desire to be alone. However, it’s smarter now to keep one foot in reality even if the other one wants to escape. You will have more options if you walk between the inner and outer worlds instead of shutting off one in favor of the other.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You have big plans about what you want to accomplish today, yet it might be difficult to actually get much done. You’re hesitant to stir up any trouble by speaking your piece because your ideas are so revolutionary that you’re afraid no one will take you seriously. Instead of trying to convince others that you are on to something significant, just reveal what you’re up to as casually as possible. Downplaying your thoughts for another day or two strengthens your overall message.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You’re not one to avoid conflict if it’s about your survival, prompting you to contemplate what’s worth fighting for and what’s not. You may unconsciously set up a situation today where you’re at odds with someone else so you can better your position. However, it’s smarter now to consciously choose compromise over confrontation in order to keep the peace.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Financial concerns, possibly involving a partner who spends more than you do, can put the brakes on the vacation you have been envisioning. But even if you’re having second thoughts today, don’t make any major changes to your plans yet. Hold on to your dream, for your positive attitude will help it to manifest. If you cancel now, you are quite likely to regret it next week. Take a deep breath and wait out the storm before running off to find shelter.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You may need to pay more attention to your feelings now or you could inadvertently stir up unnecessary drama this evening when the Moon moves into goal-oriented Capricorn. Stay emotionally flexible and listen carefully to your inner voice of intuition. Luckily, your sixth sense will steer you right unless you decide to override it with calculated logic. Connect with your heart and not with your head.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your subconscious mind is trying to tell you something you really need to hear today, but it’s easier not to listen. If you doubt yourself, you may attempt to convince others of your worth by driving yourself too hard, only to end up overcommitted and overextended. There is plenty happening all around you; create healthy boundaries so you don’t lose focus. Begin by trusting your instincts, especially if you need to say no.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You’re intent on making a good impression with your work today. However, finishing your chores on time won’t help you figure out where you’re heading. Spend time with friends who will give you the reality check you need. It’s not that you’re lost and confused; you just have a lot on your plate and could use an objective point of view as you set priorities for the weeks ahead.

Your Weekly Love Horoscopes for July 2nd

A major shift in relationships starts this week as passionate Mars dances into lovely Libra, the partnership sign. A friendly approach and flexible attitude helps to bring peace to stressful situations and invites connections with new people. Avoid over compromising or denying real feelings just to make a good impression. The Capricorn Full Moon on Tuesday magnifies ambitions, but the planetary fireworks firing off on Wednesday keeps hearts racing through the weekend.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Dynamic Mars, your energetic ruling planet, marches into your 7th House of Relationships on Tuesday to put more passion into your connections. If you’re currently involved in an unequal partnership, a struggle to make it fair could ensue. But if you’re single and seeking, this is a great time to turn up the charm. Showing interest in others requires a willingness to listen patiently instead of pushing your agenda. A gentle touch allows the magic to happen naturally on its own.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Emotions run strong with Tuesday’s earthy Capricorn Full Moon, but if you can keep your head above the fray, you’ll experience a breakthrough or discover new forms of fun the following day. The spiritual Pisces Moon adds a softer sensitivity to the weekend, especially with friends. Being part of a supportive group might give your romance life an unexpected boost. Working for a cause you care about strengthens a current relationship or connects you with someone special who shares your interests.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Celebrate the 4th of July with an open heart as your chatty ruling planet aligns favorably with romantic Venus and unpredictable Uranus. Fresh forms of fun can surprise you in delightful ways. Try not to take on too many responsibilities this weekend as the compassionate Pisces Moon makes you highly visible and accountable. It’s better to manage fewer tasks with grace than to stress yourself with an excess of obligations.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Travel will inspire you this weekend but if you can’t get out of town, foreign experiences can provide a similar lift for your spirits. Food, music, movies and art from faraway places add an exotic touch to your personal life. Religious and educational activities are also potential sources of social stimulation. Expanding your mind isn’t a dry and academic endeavor now, but is also a creative way to open up your heart.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

The psychic Pisces Moon’s presence in your 8th House of Intimacy attracts sensitive people this weekend. Responding to others with gentleness and compassion is key to earning trust and growing closer. Your own insecurities might be exposed under these delicate circumstances, but displaying your vulnerability will only make you more attractive. Your desirability grows when sharing your true self and letting your partner feel safe enough to do the same.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The spiritual Pisces Moon occupies your 7th House of Partners all weekend, which is excellent for making new connections or bringing something magical to your current relationship. This lunar transit, though, is in super-sensitive Pisces where feelings count more than facts. Avoid over-analyzing situations and let fantasies flow freely. Barriers dissolve when you’re willing to look past minor flaws and practical issues, opening the way to a more unconditional kind of love.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Assertive Mars enters your sign on Tuesday, providing you with more passion and power. You’re ready to take the initiative in your personal life by trying a radical new approach to meet someone new or to put more effort into your present partnership. Becoming more physically active raises your energy, increases self-confidence and empowers you to create the love life you desire.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

This could be a yummy weekend as the imaginative Pisces Moon warms up your 5th House of Romance. It’s a great time for fun and games, especially when you have gentle people to join you. Fantasies can open your mind and heart, so don’t let reality get in the way of pleasure now. Keeping emotions light and going with the flow is much more likely to make you a desirable playmate than coming on too strong. Collaboration, not competition, makes everyone a winner.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Entertaining at your place might turn out to be very special this weekend. The hypersensitive Pisces Moon occupies your 4th House of Roots, making you more comfortable when you’re in a familiar setting. Forgiveness is a key to growing closer with someone, so let go of any blame you put on yourself or others. It’s time for a fresh start; when you’re truly finished with past patterns, you can get love flowing freely again.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Compromise and cooperation need to be the ways you operate this week with energetic Mars’ entry into accommodating Libra on Tuesday, followed by the evocative Full Moon in your sign kicking up intense feelings. You might get tangled up in a power struggle or explode with impatience. Either way, keeping your cool can make the difference between maintaining hard-earned trust and tearing it down. Your ambitious drive is admirable, but adopt a softer approach when it comes to love and romance.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Lovely Venus lines up sweetly with your innovative ruling planet Uranus on Wednesday, inspiring you to discover alternative forms of fun. It’s time to let bygones be bygones. Clearing the air of unfinished emotional business could be essential for having a wonderful weekend. The Moon will be in tender Pisces where feelings flow easily. Don’t try to rationalize what is in your heart; your unique brand of vulnerability makes you hard to resist.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s presence in your sign indicates that this is likely to be an emotionally rich weekend. It’s helpful, though, to avoid getting lost in the past where old wounds and missed opportunities can haunt you. Instead, this is your chance to be more open to new people and experiences. But if you’re feeling insecure, let your imagination create a more confident character who allows you to be more forthcoming about your desires.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Sunday, July 1

We’re tempted to get our hopes up today but our expectations may be dashed as beautiful Venus tensely aspects austere Saturn. What begins as an adventurous excursion into the realm of fun and games quickly turns into a more serious encounter. The cavalier Sagittarius Moon encourages us to set aside our responsibilities, but she doesn’t give us permission to forget about them completely. Exercising self-restraint minimizes our disappointments.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You’re quite optimistic today as the uplifting Sagittarius Moon visits your 9th House of Big Ideas. But it’s tough to keep your visions in perspective when your fantasies loom so large. Although your desires are strong, your sense of urgency is dissipating. There’s no reason to push too hard now, so take time to enjoy your day. Paradoxically, slowing down can help you get what you need even faster.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may have recently been involved in an intense negotiation or even a conflict, yet others probably don’t even realize that you were struggling. You might still be worrying about the final outcome as the situation continues to develop. Instead of keeping your concerns to yourself, bring any lingering fears out into the open and convert your secrets into positive action. Your actions will be more successful if everyone knows what’s going on.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You are eager to meet new people and participate in nearly any activity that sounds exciting today. However, it’s too easy to get carried away in the moment by someone else’s idea of a good time. Make your highest aspirations your guiding light and you can figure out what you need to do next. Following your intuition now will lead you along the right path.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Improving your lifestyle by creating a balance between your personal needs and your obligations to others seems difficult now. The Moon’s visit to your 6th House of Healthy Living makes it crucial to stick to your workout regimen today. If you haven’t been exercising, this is a perfect time to start a new program. Managing your time wisely will give you the opportunity to take care of yourself and finish your work, too.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your thoughts may be on love today as the Moon in your 5th House of Fun harmonizes with mischievous Mercury and irrepressible Uranus. However, an austere Venus-Saturn connection could put the brakes on any flirting. Consider the consequences before behaving impulsively. If you are playing according to the rules and acting with integrity, then there won’t be any problem following your heart’s desire.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The planetary pressures continue to tug at your heart, while you swim into deeper emotional waters. Although you may feel overwhelmed, you might just satisfy a few of your curiosities about the mysteries of life, love and loss. Even if there’s a lot at stake, remember that you have more to gain than lose. Be courageous; fear is the only thing that can get in the way of your current explorations.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You are so sweet and gentle that you can lose yourself in the relationships that give meaning to your life. However, let your partner know what you really are feeling now. Although there’s no reason to go overboard, it’s best to come right out and express your needs today. If you remain silent about what you want, others won’t know what to give you. It may be difficult to get the ball rolling, but it should get easier once the conversation is moving along.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Stay on your toes today, because interactions with personal and professional partners can get quite entangled. Everyone seems to be pushing your buttons now, even if you’re trying to stay cool and collected. Take time to consider your role in creating the situation and what you want from it. Trust yourself, and don’t let anyone talk you into something that goes against your beliefs.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your idealism is magnified as the Moon flies through your sign. You feel energized as you attempt to live your life fully in each moment. You may even be more emotional today, prompting you to demonstrate your feelings through flirtatious behavior or romantic play. Luck is on your side now as long as you use it wisely. But if you rely strictly on your charm to get what you want, you’ll quickly be required to come up with the facts to back up your story.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your inner world is expanding these days, enabling you to become more aware of your feelings. This might be an important evolutionary step forward, helping you to relax the hold that self-imposed rules have on you. An overdose of ambition isn’t healthy now; however, staying in touch with your heart also holds the key to your future. Positive changes are already churning the stagnant waters of your mind.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The social aspects of love can pull you into a whirlwind of activity today with the aspirational Sagittarius Moon traveling through your 11th House of Friends, Hopes and Wishes. Fortunately, you are up for the adventure, as you want the chance to talk to others about your plans. Any thoughts you might have now about a major trip should be taken seriously. Nevertheless, it’s still wise to explore as many possibilities as you can.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You think that you can take it easy today, but the cosmos may have a different plan as you are pulled all over the map by your moods. Others play important roles in your life and it could be their needs, rather than yours, that make your world feel very hectic now. No matter what else is happening, fulfill your obligations, even while further cultivating your dreams

Daily General Horoscopes for June 27th

We seek balance with others now rather than conflict, yet recent experiences may have already upset the applecart. Although we’re at a pivotal point as graceful Venus turns direct today, we need more time to see the practical results that may come from our new perspective. Thankfully, the objective Libra Moon brings awareness to relationships; we can learn the most now by acknowledging that people around us are reflections of our own identities.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Don’t work harder today than is necessary or you could overdo it and exhaust yourself. The gentle Libra Moon means that grace counts more now than brute force, so let your senses be your guide. Flow with the emotional tides, instead of struggling against them. Creativity, rather than productivity, is the business of the day.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

The socially astute Libra Moon’s presence in your 6th House of Employment indicates that practicing diplomacy at work is essential now. Unfortunately, you don’t have a lot of patience with anyone who seems impractical today. Ultimately, you must be as flexible as possible, for there are many approaches to accomplishing the same task. Getting along with others might be more important than meeting any quota or deadline.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You’re juggling a number of contradictory desires today and may find it difficult to settle on any particular one. Although you’re more capable than most when it comes to managing conflicting emotions, your interactions with others can still be confusing if you try to hide your feelings. There is no reason to keep secrets now; everyone will appreciate your honest approach.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You may prefer to stay home, especially with the Libra Moon activating your inner-directed 4th House today. But if you cannot justify taking the day off, try to make your environment feel a bit cozier. Wear comfortable clothes, pack your favorite lunch and add some personal touches around your workplace. Increasing the security factor wherever you are now allows you to take risks and move toward your goals with greater success.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You have many stories to tell today and are eager to hear what others have to say, too. The Libra Moon is visiting your 3rd House of Communication, increasing the joy you feel when reading an email from a loved one, talking on the phone with a chatty friend or taking a short walk with a new acquaintance. However, the key to your current happiness is sharing the spotlight. Think of your life as a team sport in which everyone wins together now or no one wins at all.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Purchase something that makes you feel attractive now that the lovely Libra Moon is traveling through your 2nd House of Self-Worth. Or spend a little money to improve your image, because showing your best side enables you to feel good too. These actions may seem like superficial indulgences, but when you see yourself in a more flattering light, you’re likely to be more confident on every level.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

The social Libra Moon reflects her gracious light on your relationships today, increasing your sensitivity to those you love. The good news is how simple it is for you to put people at ease because you take the time to understand their concerns. But be careful of becoming so sympathetic to everyone else’s emotions that you lose sight of your own needs. Just make sure that you balance your compassion for others with love for yourself.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Issues of trust may be over-dramatized today, especially if you believe that someone is trying to withhold information from you. There are those who have complete faith in you and are willing to share their deepest secrets. But others might talk about you behind your back and there isn’t much you can do about it. Be sure to consider the source of what you learn now and spend your time with those who deserve your confidence.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You are usually happy to listen to your friends when they want to share their dreams with you, but too many people may want your attention now, making it difficult to get all of your work done. You could hear lots of ideas and promises today that aren’t grounded in reality. Remember, it’s not your job to shatter anyone’s illusions; instead, you can help others focus on the practical elements worth pursuing. In fact, you can set a good example by finishing your chores first.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

It’s challenging to lead a group of people today because others may not work hard enough to live up to your tough standards. Nevertheless, everyone seems overly sensitive and might require more attention than you are willing to give. Being as diplomatic as possible enables you to navigate your way through these tricky conditions. Thankfully, you can earn positive recognition for your patience if you get it right.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You could be in your visionary mode because you have more ideas about the future now than information about the present moment. This is a great time to connect with other big thinkers and to share thoughts about how to create a better world. Your current goals may not be very practical, but they empower you to dream of the magical possibilities that inspire you and everyone else.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Being too concerned about what someone else is thinking can prevent you from saying what’s on your mind today. But don’t be afraid to shake up a cautious companion with the truth about your feelings. Your remarks won’t end a conversation, but might actually be an honest entry point for a deeper and more productive discussion. The first step is always the hardest, but you can’t go wrong if you speak from your heart.

the daily humorscopes for wednesday, june 27

the daily humorscope

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

Today old Monty Python skits will keep running, unbidden, through your mind. The only cure will be to be to drink a glass of a fine Australian wine, which has a bouquet like an aborigine’s armpit.

 

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

A man with a large nose will attack you with a sword today, while composing free verse in archaic French. Luckily, he’ll get stuck trying to come up with a word that rhymes with “l’orange”, and you’ll have time to slip out the back way.

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Today you will conclusively prove that despite what most people regard as common knowledge, monkeys only rarely chase weasels around the mulberry bush. They normally engage in that sort of thing over by the petunias.

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

You will get a notion to become a street food-vendor, and will make yourself a food serving cart for the “Bulghur Baron.” You will sell pint containers of hot bulghur wheat, cooked with sauteed onions, garlic, and other vegetables. To everyone’s amazement, you’ll succeed fabulously, eventually making millions off the franchise rights alone.

 

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

You are at a turning point in your life. Turn left.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

Your neighbors will have a wild party, which you’ll catch glimpses of through the open window. You’ll know you shouldn’t watch, but it’s just hard to imagine how people can do that, especially on a trampoline.

 

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

It will turn out that someone you spend a great deal of time with is actually one of the last remaining Sinanthropus (Peking man), rather than an actual Cro-Magnon. This will explain things you’d been wondering about.

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

Good day to start learning the violin. Interestingly, your neighbours will volunteer to pay for lessons. It’s selfless gestures like that which really help friendships blossom.

 

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

A rare form of management disease will strike you today, where you can only speak in metaphors. Still, you’ll open the kimono and hit the ground running.

 

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

Excellent day to slurp soup. Remember: if you’re going to do anything, do it well. Obviously, that includes slurping.

 

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

Today you will be either snug as a bug in a rug, or smug as a thug on a drug. Hard to say for sure.

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

An elderly Chinese gentleman will drop by for a visit. You’ll spend the entire visit in complete silence, except for the occasional clink of a teacup in a saucer.

Daily Horoscopes for Sunday, June 24

Making small modifications to our lives is easier than turning everything upside down, but today’s transformative Uranus-Pluto square demands more than just a minor adjustment. We want everything to happen all at once, but the changes we are dreaming about now could be so big that they will take years to unfold. Thankfully, the Moon’s shift into analytical Virgo at 7:42 am EDT enables us to remain levelheaded, even in times of great turmoil.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your normal routine at home has been altered by circumstances beyond your control. Something occurs today that requires you to focus your attention on eliminating a specific habit of yours. However, even your best intentions may not produce the desired results right away. It takes time to make changes that endure; allow the current events to ripple through your life and wait to see what happens before judging yourself too harshly.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Although you normally try to keep things simple, you’re met with a few serious challenges along the way these days. For example, if you are involved in a group project now, your individual efforts could get lost in the crowd. Don’t worry; this isn’t time for personal recognition. Rest assured that your consistent efforts will pay off in the long run and you’ll derive satisfaction from being part of a winning team.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

A powerful shift of energy at home may be underway, but you might not feel the full effects of the current changes for a while. Even if everything is moving along smoothly, weird undercurrents are set into motion now by suppressed feelings. If you have something on your mind, it’s better to say it today in order to prevent your frustration from building into a bigger problem. Clearing the air opens the door for better communications ahead.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Too much data can be overwhelming today as you do your best to filter out unnecessary noise. You’re able to minimize the flow of information if you stop asking more questions once you discover what you need to know. You can ease your mental stress while reducing your sense of overload by initiating action. Doing something positive now is much more constructive than just talking about it.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Focus your attention on your finances today, for the simple act of balancing your checkbook goes a long way toward preventing future headaches. Thankfully, you have a heightened ability now to shut out extraneous distractions, enabling you to do the basic accounting that otherwise can make you crazy. Sort through the details, set your priorities and settle down to work.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Nothing sharpens your mind like necessity. Today’s analytical Virgo Moon requires you to focus, especially if a minor crisis brings your attention right back the present moment. Conflict stems from a separation between your head and your heart, so don’t bother trying to justify your feelings. Instead, state them as accurately as you can and then move on.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Your dreams demand a lot of your attention today, and you might have to pinch yourself to wake up. Unfortunately, your external world isn’t as compelling as usual, so you may let yourself slip back into the realms of imagination. Thankfully, this excursion is not a waste of time if you believe that you can be whatever you really desire. Choose your ideal future carefully, since you’ll soon have the chance to turn your fantasies into reality.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Your sixth sense is working overtime now, but you are challenged to trust whatever you’re feeling. Others may question your values today, complicating what should be a simple decision. Modifying your position to agree with your friends can make your life easier in the present moment, but isn’t wise in the long run. Follow your instincts based on what’s in your heart, rather than acting on someone else’s analysis.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You have a lot going on in your life today, including other people trying to convince you that their points of view are better than yours. Although each interaction might seem unrelated at first, the various situations reveal a common theme. Remain open to changing your approach as long as the end result still supports your objectives.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You are feeling even more pragmatic than usual as you set the specific goals for a project you’ve been working on. Avoid getting trapped under too many details today, for you can become so obsessed with getting one particular task just right that you accomplish little else. Perfection is an ambitious ideal, but don’t let it stand between you and success.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

It’s tough to settle on any single path today because you’re pulled in several different directions by people with extremely convincing arguments. If only the events in your life would remain stable while you figure out your best strategy. But everything continues to change, so you don’t have time to idly sit around on the sidelines. Make a choice and jump back into the game.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Someone may be overly critical of you today, tempting you to walk away, but retreat really isn’t in your best interest. Check your own emotional baggage to make sure you aren’t being hypersensitive. Instead of displaying resistance, listen carefully to the feedback you are receiving. What you learn now can help you become more efficient at whatever you do.

the daily humorscopes for sunday, june 24

the daily humorscope

Sunday, June 24, 2012

 

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

You’ll have a freakish number of plumbing difficulties, today. This is due in part to the age of your plumbing fixtures, but mostly it’s because Neckna, Queen of the Undines, has taken a strong dislike towards you, due to some rather harsh words you’ve had to say about the weather lately.

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

You will receive an honor from a foreign dignitary today. Everyone else will be horribly jealous of you.

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

A small packet containing 7 oddly-colored bean seeds will arrive in the mail today. There will be no return address, nor any indication of what they are. Only one way to find out…

 

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Today you’ll start a new rock group, named “SPAM Catapult”, and kick things off with a really smokin’ number combining the best aspects of reggae, rap, and polka.

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

You may lose sight of what is truly important to you, if you’re not careful. In other words, it not whether you win or lose, it’s whether you end up with your leg in a cast for 3 months.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

Through a casual remark in an elevator, you will realise that both you and your fellow passenger have seen John Cleese’s informational film called How To Irritate People. By the time you reach the 10th floor, you will both be severely vexed with one another.

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

Today you will finally get around to exercising! Your cat will look at you like you’ve gone completely whacky. Don’t be intimidated, though — at least you never get distracted and forget that you’re holding your leg up behind your head.

 

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

Another day of social convention defiance, today. You’ll refuse to wear clothes in the “normal” fashion (if at all), and you’ll begin all your business correspondence: “My Darling Snookums:”.

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

You will discover that by simply wearing a large amulet made of bones and feathers, and by carrying a blowgun, you can usually get a seat on public transportation, no matter how crowded it gets.

 

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

You will find happiness. It will look a lot like tranquility, only a bit fluffier.

 

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

Excellent time for you to reconsider your choice of employment. Are you working towards a specific goal, or are you merely drifting? Are you temperamentally suited to your current career? Remember: money isn’t everything. It could well be that you’d be much happier in a job where you could dress up as a giant chicken. In fact, in your case, that’s virtually certain.

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

You’ve always felt, like Emerson, that the unexaminged life is not worth living. There’s no need to use a microscope, however.

Horoscopes for Saturday, June 23

Time is speeding up as the need for change grows more obvious day by day. Our patience wears thin as we approach tomorrow’s exact square between revolutionary Uranus and powerful Pluto in a reality-changing series of seven alignments that continues through 2015. However, a dreamy Sun-Neptune trine allows us to temporarily escape from our problems. Meanwhile, the playful Leo Moon encourages us to pursue pleasure rather than more serious goals.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Life is so much easier when you don’t let the facts stand in your way. Although the truth will show itself eventually, the problem is that it may not be seen anywhere — as fantasy now rules your world. Ironically, if you can imagine something today, you might be able to actually make it real. Magic happens when you cooperate with reality instead of avoiding it.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your sense of identity and your place in the world are based more on your ideals today than on the current circumstances of your life. Fortunately, this optimistic approach can be inspirational, unless you lose track of the truth. Give yourself permission to do a bit of dreaming. Just make sure to incorporate the most practical parts of your fantasies into reality while you can.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

This is a day that inspires creative expression. If you don’t play a musical instrument, at least make time to listen to some of your favorite tunes today. If you don’t write poetry, find a poem that touches your soul and read it aloud. Fortunately, you don’t need a reason now to escape into the beauty of an artistic or intellectual creation. Indulge the muse, whether it’s yours or someone else’s; there are riches waiting for you beyond the rational world.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

This is a mellow and meditative day, but you should be aware that too much contemplation might lead to obsessive thinking now. You’re being drawn into deep feelings that haven’t yet surfaced into your awareness. If you feel emotionally drained, get outside and take a walk. Physical movement and fresh air can help to realign your perspective and reinvigorate your soul.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Although you can be quite happy during your visit to Fantasyland, you may be confused by the mixed signals from someone close to you today. Interactions with others are more complicated than they seem, either in one-on-one relationships or in a group setting. The smartest course of action is based upon a combination of compassion and responsibility. Don’t sink into the drama around you; take the high road, instead.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Today may be quite pleasant, but don’t expect everything to go the way you planned. Your list of things to do will likely fall to the wayside early on as you are prompted to step beyond the narrow confines of your self-imposed responsibilities. Give yourself permission to color outside the lines; you can always finish up your chores tomorrow.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You’re trying to restore balance to your life as you dance on a tightrope between seeking meaning and having fun. Others can see you as more lighthearted and charming than you actually feel today; in fact, you might not feel very optimistic at all. But even if you’re not sure that things are going your way, keep a smile on your face. Your positive attitude carries you through any rough spots you may encounter along the way.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Your current dilemma stems from the passion you feel about your closest relationships. You would like to share your emotions, but others seem to prefer it when you stay in the shallow waters today rather than diving into the deep end. You can have your wish now by talking about the most important subjects with consciousness and consideration. Honor your truth, but be gentle in your approach.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You believe that you know the plan, but it gets lost today in the transmission or the translation. Toss out your schedule; let it flow down the drain with the dirty bathwater. Your old agenda has already lost its relevance to what is happening now. However, whatever you do, don’t try to force reality to conform to your predetermined schedule. If you can go along with the predominant currents, everything will work out fine.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

If you are planning to buy something for a lover or partner today, you might want to reconsider until you’re thinking more clearly. Even if you end up making a purchase now, remember that you can easily misjudge the value of your present. If you find something aesthetically pleasing, don’t pay more for it than it is worth. You could discover a real gem of a gift by simply taking a little extra time before making your final choice.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You could fall in love with the idea of love today, yet there might not be a simple way to make it last. Beauty seems to surround you, but it’s really within you and not just on the outside. Be careful about confusing your subjective experience with the objective world. Maintaining a healthy perspective on your life now gives you a real shot at transforming your illusions into reality.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Pay attention to a developing situation on the home front today, since a slight misunderstanding could put a weird tilt on everything. The current planetary culprit is illusory Neptune, but, thankfully, real trouble is unlikely. Your day can be built on an unsubstantiated idea and proceed completely on the basis of your assumptions. Straighten out the wrinkles now before moving along or you might need to backtrack later on.

Daily Horoscopes for Friday, June 22

We need to express our feelings today yet something is holding us back. The lively Leo Moon encourages us to be bold and to place our thoughts right out on the table for everyone to see. However, the shy Cancer Sun raises fears about being too vulnerable. We may be hesitant to say anything because we don’t want to attract any more attention than is necessary. Ultimately, an electrifying Moon-Uranus trine helps us break through the resistance.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You may be feeling more confident about who you are and what you are doing with your life now. It’s as if you are awakening from a deep sleep because someone suddenly switched the lights on. Instead of rushing ahead with your latest and greatest plan, continue to sift through your options. Nothing will be gained by overreacting. A brilliant idea today will be even better next week.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Two facets of your personality may clash today without a clear winner. The more you attempt to hold on to what you once thought true, the harder it will be to make the right move. You could waste precious energy if you try to force resolution to a current problem. Luckily, the best solutions will come on their own accord now if you remain open to change.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You could dance circles around everyone else today because you feel as if you’re at the top of your game. Others may think that you’re even more charming than usual, yet it’s crucial not to overplay your hand now. Continue to pursue your goals, but don’t push too hard. Your best allies will show their support if you act with confidence, tempered with a bit of humility.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Opening your heart too quickly could make you a bit uncomfortable. As sensitive as you are, try not to get caught up in someone else’s reaction to your emotional disclosure. What others think is less important today than what you feel. You’re better off in the long run if you share your feelings now, whether or not your vulnerability is received with much enthusiasm.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Examine your own feelings today in order to discover how you can show someone exactly what you need. But, you could find yourself on dangerous ground if you’re motivated by a strictly selfish point of view. The Moon’s presence in your dramatic sign illuminates your inner process with a spotlight so bright that you might not even notice if someone is already offering you what you want. Shifting the focus and listening to others ultimately allows you to be more receptive to the rewards you seek.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Something that’s left unsaid today grabs your attention, as if the unspoken words have more power because they are kept secret. Your current fear of the unknown can create a simple misunderstanding, especially if you make a false assumption. You don’t have to fast-talk your way through an awkward moment; it’s OK to leave a mystery unexplored for now and just move on.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You’re looking for an enjoyable escape from work today and, thankfully, your friends come riding to your rescue. Although you are prepared to meet your obligations, you long for a more meaningful chance to share what’s on your mind. If you don’t have something already on your social calendar, get on the phone and make it happen. This can be a fulfilling day, but might not amount to much unless you are willing to co-create it.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You might share more of your emotional needs than you intend today due to an unexpected intense interaction at work or a heated discussion at home. However, you want to present yourself in a more professional way now that the expressive Leo Moon is occupying your 10th House of Public Status. You are wise to remember that your job needs to come first at this time. Although it’s fully acceptable to bring your feelings into a discussion, you don’t have to reveal everything going on in your heart. Talking things out in a rational manner demonstrates your strength of character.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You may be excited about what’s happening in a personal or business relationship, but it’s crucial that you don’t ignore important information now just so you can continue enjoying yourself. It’s not that you are leaning toward denial; it’s just that the data you have may not be as clear as you would prefer. If you find yourself drifting off into dreamland today, consciously bring yourself back to ground level and get to work.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You are driven to work harder these days since you believe that you must make a significant commitment to your career, especially if you are to reach your goals. However, your fear of failure may be the symptom of a deeper issue. Critical self-judgment could stem from your uneasiness with your own ambitions. Be more appreciative of what you have already accomplished instead of worrying about what you’re going to do next.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

A partnership creates stress that may bubble to the surface now, even if you didn’t notice the tension as it was building. Although things might be going along well, a difficult interaction today makes you feel unsure of your role in the relationship. Stick to the facts; if you drift off into philosophical realms of conjecture you’re sure to lose focus. Instead of trying to explain the past, concentrate your thoughts on the present moment.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You might need to spend extra time doing things for others now without receiving the recognition you deserve. This lack of acknowledgment is likely to bring up old familiar issues. You don’t necessarily want the spotlight shining directly on you, but you still may be resentful if someone else receives the applause. Don’t be shy; let those responsible know if your feelings have been hurt. The atmosphere will lighten once you clear the air.

Your Weekend Lunar Love Horoscopes for June 22 – 24

Your Weekend Lunar Love Horoscope

by Jeff Jawer

No Holds Barred

June 22 – 24

This is a playful weekend when cutting loose and expressing yourself without inhibition can be a lot of fun. The good times start with the Moon shining in outgoing Leo, a dramatic sign that’s all about taking chances. Showing off shouldn’t be frowned upon because everyone deserves his or her moment in the spotlight. Going too far may occasionally be embarrassing, but heart connections come from releasing inhibitions and letting it all hang out.

The sign Leo is associated with the Sun, which aligns favorably with imaginative Neptune on Saturday. Romantic experiences that have no purpose other than mutual pleasure somehow make sense now. Set aside as many tasks as possible so that reality is left behind in the pursuit of a good time.

 
Sunday’s mood is a different story once the Moon shifts into analytical Virgo. The morning, though, may still be filled with hope and visions of brighter days ahead, yet a more sensitive tone is evident in the late afternoon and evening. The Moon’s stressful square with amorous Venus exposes vulnerabilities and feelings of uncertainty. A simple comment could be interpreted as a major criticism when that wasn’t the intention. Being kinder in what we say and gentler in our approach can reduce the likelihood of hurt feelings or wounded hearts.