the daily humorscopes for friday, july 13

the daily humorscope

Friday, July 13, 2012

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

You will find solace, and it won’t look at all like you expected.

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

Beware of Poles. Particularly dark-haired women of Polish extraction. Due to an oddity of genetic significance, they will all be intensely silly for a few weeks.

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Good day to start learning the violin. Interestingly, your neighbors will volunteer to pay for lessons. It’s selfless gestures like that which really help friendships blossom.

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Today you will be seized with the urgent desire to buy a harmonica, which you will take everywhere with you, on one of those coat-hanger thingies around your neck.

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

You might have that mole on your back checked out. It may actually be a gopher.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

You will be in a somewhat ornery mood when you go out to an Italian restaurant tonight. You will insist on chopsticks.

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

You will call someone today, who will insist on calling you “Sven”. Humor them — act impressed that they know your “real” name.

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

You will have trouble with the telephone, in which, no matter what number you call, you reach “Mo’s Leather Emporium”. Don’t take it lightly.

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

You will join the ranks of the hipster cognoscienti. It’ll be fun at first, but later you’ll start secretly craving casseroles, and it will eventually become such an intolerable pressure that you’ll abandon your pale, pierced friends with the clever haircuts and move to Minnesota.

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

Soon you will find yourself at another dull party, where the only person you know is who you came with. You’ll need to use Tip #39 of my book “101 Ways To Break The Ice”: Ask someone who they are, after introducing yourself. When they say their name, repeat it back to them as “YOU’RE Bill Smith???” “Uh, yes” “Well, you sure can’t believe everything you hear, can you?” “What do you mean?” “Well, it’s just that you don’t look at ALL like a weasel, you know? Or at least, hardly at all.”

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

You will come up with a theory about people – that you can learn a lot about them, simply by removing the first letter of their name. For example, Ron -> On. That’s why I’m on-line. That also explains why Hugh acts so primitive, sometimes. And if I were you, I’d avoid Alice.

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

What fun! You’ll be called in to a special meeting at work soon, where someone will have a “pink slip”. Sounds like party attire to me!

Daily Horoscopes for Thursday, July 12

We can use today to take a few deep breaths and begin to integrate what has transpired over the past couple of weeks. Thankfully, the sensual Taurus Moon encourages realism over idealism. Traditionally, the Moon is quite comfortable in the sign of the Bull; she gives us enough stability to stay in touch with our changing feelings without fear of losing our center of gravity. Our unwavering determination enables us to reach our goals.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You may get a bit lazy today because something tells you that everything is going to be OK. You know that worrying won’t help matters, even if some things are not quite right. The fact is that there aren’t any quick fixes to life’s current intriguing dilemmas, so let yourself off the hook for now. There is nothing you must do except be fully present in the moment. The rest will follow.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

This is an opportune time to recharge your batteries now that the Moon is back in your sign. Even if you are busy fulfilling your commitments, find small pockets of time to do absolutely nothing at all. Giving yourself permission to contemplate life without the need to be productive is an excellent way to reconnect with what’s truly important.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Don’t let down your guard today or you could find yourself an unwitting participant in someone else’s drama. Sure, you may have a role to play in what’s going down, but it’s time to step back from the action or you’ll get pulled into something that’s bigger than what you bargained for. Instead of trying to directly affect the outcome, take a more spiritual approach to gain a better perspective on the big picture.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

By now you have probably made a choice that will carry you well in to the future. Although your plans are in an early stage of development, you can still make adjustments to them. But, on some level, the deal is done. You’ve gone through a period of serious questioning and now it’s time to concentrate on putting your ideas into action, even if you don’t see results overnight.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You might find yourself in a situation where people seem to be relying on you more than you think is healthy. But don’t just brush everyone’s overtures aside. Instead, find the inner strength to express clearly what you can do while admitting what is beyond your reach. You don’t have to fend for anyone now but yourself, so your friends will appreciate your honesty more than your denial.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Applying your analytical skills to your future goals is a valuable exercise now. However, even if you’ve been thinking about a quick getaway or a longer vacation, don’t put off the planning since you have a rare combination of planetary help available today. Your imagination can conjure up an ideal adventure for you and someone special. However, it’s up to you to bring your dreams down to earth.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

It seems as if the storm clouds are lifting, but your positive forecast may still be a few days out. Although the emotional skies aren’t totally clear yet, you’re already seeing the welcoming patches of blue amidst the turbulence. Be patient; don’t try to push the dark clouds away. They will continue to drift off on their own accord as you learn to appreciate the rains they bring. Remember, finding the silver lining in a cloud can be its own reward.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You feel a bit more upbeat today as you simplify your life and clarify your needs. Sometimes things seem way more complicated to you than they do to other people. Of course, others aren’t always as perceptive as you are and they do not understand what you see. Nevertheless, eliminating some of the outer noise allows you to get even better at hearing your own inner voice.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

There’s plenty to do today, and it seems as if you are finally ready to attack your assigned tasks. It’s not that you have been lazy during the first half of this week; it’s just that there is a lot going on that continues to distract you from your normal routine. Nevertheless, it’s better to keep going through the motions, even if your heart isn’t into it now. Instead of looking to do things differently, concentrate for a while on crossing things off your list.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You can do nearly anything you put your mind toward today, since your pragmatic nature helps you create a concrete plan to accomplish your goals. Thankfully, your focus is strong and you are determined to do whatever must be done in order to meet your obligations. Although you may be tired and work-weary, if you think you can, then you can. Don’t wait for a better time; start now.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

An emotional conflict today might not be as overwhelming as your recent experiences. In fact, you may not be too concerned at all because you can approach the entire situation in an objective manner, enabling you to rationalize your feelings. Keep in mind that an intellectual orientation allows you to hide your vulnerability, preventing others from getting too close to you. Show your courage by being honest and admitting that you don’t have all the answers.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Even though your feelings can still be quite strong today, your life seems a little calmer. Somehow, you seem to know that you’ll end up exactly where you need to be as long as you move with the tidal flow. However, going contrary to the currents will tire you out. Resistance is futile, so save your strength for when you need it most.

the daily humorscopes for thursday, july 12

the daily humorscopes

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

A tomato features in todays cuisine. Sadly, that’s going to be your pinacle of excitement for today.

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

Excellent day to crouch behind furniture, and peer over the top. If you can do that while wearing one of those Groucho Marx noses, so much the better.

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Excellent day to study gastroenterology, or possibly to go bowling.

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Today you will receive a gift horse. Unfortunately, it will have a really horrendous case of gingivitis.

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

You will attain your dream of having your own cooking show, but it will become tiresome when you have to battle your way past people dressed as chickens to get into the studio each day.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

It’s about time you learned some more recipes dealing with zucchini. Lots and lots of zucchini. You’ll need one of those new Martha Stewart “Kitchen Shovels”, I’m afraid. The good news is, you’ll find several nice zucchini recipes in my new cookbook “Recipes For Disaster” (the sequel to “Another Fine Mess”).

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

Despite having a brilliant mind and a lot of terrific friends, you find yourself stagnating in a quiet backwater, with financial success nowhere in sight. You will go into business for yourself, however, making frozen Piroshki based on your grandmother’s recipe, and will become rich and famous. Your grandmother will thwap you with her umbrella.

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

You will get a new job, soon, in which your most important activity will be to periodically “jiggle a little thingy”. While it will pay well, this will prove to be somewhat awkward to explain at parties. Eventually you will hit on the ploy of saying you sell insurance…

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

Today, someone named “Svlad” will appear at your door, carrying a large inflatable penguin and a bag of pistachio nuts. Despite your better judgement, you will let him in.

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

You will contemplate nothingness today, but somethingness will keep intruding upon your thoughts.

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

You will discover an odd amulet in an old curio shop, which is made entirely of holmium and yttrium, and which strongly interferes with the normal functioning of electronics. Best not to play with things like that.

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

Someone will ask you for your advice. Don’t give it! Or if they insist, simply shake your head solemnly, and mutter “Much bad juju”, and refuse to clarify. They only want a scapegoat.

Daily Horoscopes for Wednesday, July 11th

Although there’s still a lot of electricity in the air today, we are subdued by the Moon’s morning opposition to restrictive Saturn. The past couple of days have been very intense with the Moon in excitable Aries, and we begin to slow down in anticipation of her shift into steady Taurus at 7:30 pm EDT. Even if we’re having trouble resisting temptation, a more sensible approach to life enables us to experience pleasure without overdoing it.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Complex issues continue to weigh on your psyche today, even as the real world pressures appear to ease. Although you’re trying to re-establish balance between your needs and the demands of working with others, you might overstate the importance of a personal preference. Since your strong opinions could instigate an unnecessary meltdown, consider backing down from your supposedly non-negotiable position. Compromise is more stabilizing than conflict.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Even if your intent is to come clean, it may be more difficult to put your feelings out in the open with the Moon’s presence in your 12th House of Secrets. It’s best to avoid being drawn into an intense disagreement that’s fueled by fear of the unknown. Shining your light of awareness into the shadows of consciousness is difficult at first, but grows easier when the Moon enters your dependable sign later this evening.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You might experience a wide range of feelings that don’t have an acceptable outlet in your current social setting. However, these unexpressed emotions still have a strong influence on what’s occurring in your outer world. It may be difficult to overcome the resistance that you face, but the blockages are easier to handle once you realize that you are the real obstacle to open communication and not anyone else. Overcome your fears with clear intentions and unrelenting persistence.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You aren’t as hesitant today about expressing your private feelings and you might not be able to stop yourself from saying what’s on your mind. This isn’t about you suddenly demanding what you want; it’s about honoring your inner voice. Don’t keep your thoughts locked up even if you’re not sure about the consequences of disclosure. Say what you must; just remember to be kind in your approach so others will be more receptive to your words.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Try not to overcompensate for any emotional insecurity by acting more intensely than you actually feel today. Disguising your vulnerability with an inflated demonstration of passion can trick others into believing that you have more self-confidence than you really do. Find someone you trust and openly discuss your dilemma, knowing that the ensuing conversation could help you figure out your next move.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Hiding your feelings isn’t a viable option now since everyone seems to be able to read you like an open book. But even when you take the time to explain yourself in great detail, you still aren’t sure that anyone else really understands what you need. Carefully examine your motives so you don’t mislead someone in a way that could be problematic. Once you are clear about your intentions, it will be easier to communicate them to others.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You don’t need to let anyone push you around, for you have more power than you realize. On the other hand, nothing is gained by obsessing about something that you cannot have now. It may be challenging to manage the intensity of your reactions today. Continue to practice moderating your extreme emotions and seek middle ground wherever possible.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Sexy Venus flirts with the fine line between delicious and overindulgent today as she stressfully aligns with the Moon. You aren’t in the mood to play games now, unless you believe they will lead somewhere productive. Nevertheless, you still want to do what’s right, even if you already know what you want. Be careful; make sure that everyone is on the same page before reaching a point of no return.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Logic isn’t necessarily a part of your equation today as you attempt to satisfy your desires. You may be openly communicating with a romantic partner, yet your words can also act as a smoke screen that hides feelings you don’t want to discuss. Avoid coercive tactics since they add power to what’s not being said. Bringing your emotions out into the open can minimize unnecessary confusion later on.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Even your closest friends have a hard time understanding how deeply your feelings run today. Although you don’t often express your needs using emotionally-charged language, your heart can be just as vulnerable as anyone else’s. Something special may be in the emotional slow cooker, but it’s too soon to declare it done. Don’t hurry the process; good things come to those who wait.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your desires could be overridden today by everyone else’s demands. Ultimately, you might decide that it’s a smarter idea to conform instead of rigidly sticking to your own plans. It may be inconvenient to stand up to others right now even if you know what you want; the time and effort required isn’t worth it. But your needs grow in strength if you try to simply ignore them. Avoid the possibility of losing your temper by letting others know your preference without being attached to the outcome.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Dancing simultaneously in multiple realities can be exciting for you today, but it also produces extra stress. You are tempted to choose one set of emotions to live by, while burying the other. However, you’re being called to do powerful inner work while still keeping up external appearances. Keeping one foot on the ground in each realm helps you face your feelings, even if you cannot fully integrate them into your current life yet.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday, July 10

We are likely to react emotionally, yet still withhold any outward display as the impulsive Aries Moon squares the passive Cancer Sun, emphasizing the difference between how we feel and what we express. We must make choices by trying to balance our enthusiasm with sensitivity. A spiritual Moon-Neptune alignment can be confusing now by tempting us with unrealistic fantasies, yet our dreams still offer rewards if we’re willing to explore them.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your air of optimism may dissipate as you think about letting others know exactly what’s on your mind. However, if you do tell all you might have a mess on your hands to clean up afterward. Discretion is important or you could needlessly hurt the feelings of someone you really like. An act of kindness is worth far more than a self-indulgent disclosure.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You would like to be by yourself today, but there may be too much going on for you to completely withdraw. It appears that you cannot have it either way. If you are home alone, you can’t keep your mind off the fun things you could be doing. And if you are out with friends or family, you just want some quiet time to yourself. No matter what, don’t fall into the trap of blaming your dissatisfaction on anyone else. Make the most of where you are in the present moment without trying to be somewhere else.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your friends may be the source of a current dilemma, especially if they have one agenda and you have another. Social activities can play an important role in your weekend, but you might be bored with the agreed-upon schedule. Don’t let yourself get roped into doing anything you cannot easily escape. Establishing your boundaries up front is wiser than suffering the consequences of just going along with the crowd.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Instead of being in charge of a group activity, you would rather have everyone share in the responsibilities now. You really don’t have much patience since everything seems to take longer than it should. Instead of hurrying others along, try slowing yourself down. You may be surprised at how well this unorthodox strategy works for you today.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You are ready for a vacation and even if you cannot take an extended one, a quick weekend getaway should be enough to alleviate the pressure. Don’t worry if you haven’t made any plans yet. A spontaneous day trip can be just what the doctor ordered. But if you’re already booked for the day, at least pick a weekend on the calendar and start planning your great escape.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

A new approach in your dealings with an intimate partner or a business associate might be enough to change a difficult dynamic. But don’t expect to make gains without some sort of uncomfortable confrontation first. Once you put your feelings out on the table, others will be able to engage you on an emotional level and this can make all the difference in the world.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

A conflict that’s been quietly brewing for several days might explode into a full-blown argument today. Although you believe that you have an airtight case, keep in mind that someone else may be thinking the same thing. Paradoxically, reality can support multiple points of view, so don’t turn this into a fight to the finish. Instead, find a way that allows both of you to be right.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Discovering new ways to do the same old things brightens your day with fun and excitement. But just because you have a great idea doesn’t mean you can turn it into reality. Rather than trying to take on too much and fix everything today, just make one small improvement to your routine. Proactive change has a greater positive impact than you realize.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Although you would like today to be a play day you have previous commitments to fulfill, making it difficult to just go off and have fun. If you do ignore your current responsibilities, you might end up feeling so guilty that you cannot enjoy yourself, anyhow. Don’t be in such a hurry to run out on your obligations. Instead, bring others into your confidence by letting them know about your desires. They may be more willing to compromise in such a way that you get some time off, anyhow.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Spending some time at home today might not be as relaxing as you wish, for your day is filled with excitement no matter what you do. Instead of trying to withdraw from the action, engage it head on. By involving yourself voluntarily, you’ll end up feeling more in control. And even if you try to go off on your own, you’ll still get pulled into the day’s events. Letting go of control allows you to enjoy yourself more than you could imagine.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your day can feel like one personal crisis after another if you attempt to spend it in solitude, because others will likely be more involved with your business than you wish. Even if you are left alone, you probably won’t be able to completely relax since you have work to do. Although you believe you know what’s best, be flexible and let your friends influence your plans. Expect the unexpected and enjoy the ride.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Retail therapy might make you feel better today, but this is merely masking a symptom of a deeper issue. Your values are changing and you are eager to surround yourself with material objects that reflect your new outlook on life. Go ahead and honor your impulse to spend money, but avoid buyer’s remorse by making sure that your purchase is also practical.

Daily Feng Shui Tip for July 8 – Ring that Bell!

Today let’s talk about how ringing a bell can get everyone’s attention, whether they can hear it or not. Feng Shui says that you can reap rewards and improve upon your good reputation by using a sound generator. Any sound creating device will work, but Feng Shui maintains that keeping a bell in your desk’s Creativity area and ringing it nine times a day will help more people hear about you, whether or not they can hear the bell. As you ring you should also visualize a wave of positive publicity and word of mouth boosting your creativity, bringing solutions and hitting all the right career notes!

By Ellen Whitehurst for Astrology.com

Your Daily Horoscopes for July 9th

The cosmic rock and roll returns today and it’s nearly impossible to ignore the music. The Moon’s entry into brash Aries at 8:13 am EDT is like a wake-up call, kicking us into gear by stimulating our emotions. Our feelings run through a wide range of expressions as the Moon stressfully aspects unrelenting Pluto and irrepressible Uranus later tonight. However, a confusing Sun-Neptune alignment diffuses our energy before we learn to embrace it.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

It’s unusually difficult to control your emotions today as the Moon moves through your sign and opposes warrior Mars. Unfortunately, coming right out with your feelings could stir up plenty of tension; once things are said, there’s no way to take them back. Nevertheless, it’s smarter to address what’s bothering you now instead of waiting until the anxiety is even greater. Just make sure that you’re kind when you share what’s on your mind.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You might be drawn into an argument today by someone’s provocative words. You are a tough adversary, especially if you’re defending a personal belief. Unfortunately, you probably won’t convince your opponent that you’re right and a conflict will only widen the gulf between you. Take the high road and avoid drama completely by refusing to respond to a verbal attack. Current differences are not as significant as they seem; thankfully, the tension will settle down on its own.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your sarcasm could get you into trouble now, especially if you are delaying an important discussion. Attempting to avoid difficult issues increases your anxiety until a relatively careless comment triggers your anger and pushes your buttons. A temper tantrum might allow you to blow off some stream, but it won’t make anyone feel better in the long run. Instead of unconsciously provoking someone for the wrong reason, set your humor aside and simply speak from your heart.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You are a force to be reckoned with today, especially if anyone tries to use his or her authority to gain control over you. At other times you might choose to remain quiet and acquiesce to someone else’s demands, but now you’re ready to fight to maintain your boundaries. It’s healthy to let everyone know where you stand as long as you don’t take your resistance too far. Claim your power but not at anyone else’s expense.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You appreciate receiving support from your friends and family. However, you don’t like it when someone meddles in your business, especially if you are clear about your current goals. Your patience is on a short fuse today and your reaction to outside interferences may be swift. Be firm, but keep in mind that overreacting could further incite unwanted conflict. Take a deep breath and think twice before you respond.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You prefer to have everything under control, but something can go slightly awry today. Unfortunately, you may be caught off guard if you discover that a friend or co-worker misled you. Rather than overreacting, practice compassion instead. A simple misunderstanding might have set the whole thing into motion. Once you know the source of the error, you can correct it and get your day back on track.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

It’s a wonder that others can be so pushy now without even realizing that they’re being offensive. On the other hand, you are overly concerned that someone may think you’re being too aggressive. However, if you spend more time and energy describing exactly what you need now, those closest to you might stop harassing you. Establishing clear boundaries isn’t being rude; it’s just what the doctor ordered for a healthy relationship.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You feel as if you’re back in the daily grind now that the Moon is visiting your 6th House of Routine. Although you might be motivated to attempt something new, it’s reassuring to know that you can be successful while falling back on an old habit. Don’t worry about what anyone else thinks; the opinions of others are less important than the results of your actions.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your freewheeling behavior reflects your new wave of confidence, yet you may be jumping the gun and feeling optimistic a few days too soon. It’s not that anything is wrong with the present circumstances; it’s just that you still have more work to complete before you can harvest the fruits of your labor. Positive thinking is surely a vital part of your current strategy; just don’t ignore reality in the process.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You might be thinking about the potential difficulties you could face if you actually decide to pick up and move somewhere else, yet you’re still tempted to do it anyhow. Whether or not relocation is feasible now, unrelenting responsibilities increase your desire to escape. However, it’s not the best time to make big changes that destabilize your domestic life. Do whatever you can to maintain balance in your daily routine until you’re sure that a bigger transition is really necessary.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your thoughts are running around in circles today, and you can tell how busy the next few weeks are going to be for you. But even if you are very eager for what’s ahead, you still cannot just instantaneously jump forward to where you want to be. You must move into your future one day at a time and right now that means clearing any obstacles in your path, real or imagined. Don’t avoid difficult issues any longer because they become more complicated if you wait until later to address them.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Your self-esteem is growing stronger day by day, but you could become so confident now that you take on more than you can manage. Those who depend on you will be quite unhappy if you don’t deliver on your promises. Listen to your friends today, especially if they’re suggesting that you slow down. A methodical approach helps you avoid making an impulsive decision that you might later regret.

Your Weekly Love Horoscopes for July 9th

Big promises and promising ideas can be misleading this weekend when communicative Mercury turns retrograde in bold and colorful Leo on Saturday. Clever conversations are filled with love and laughter, yet it’s easy to avoid facing uncomfortable facts that may be critical to making wise decisions. When it comes to relationships, open your heart now but don’t lose your head.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

The week starts out with passion as the Moon fires up your impulsive sign from Monday morning to Wednesday evening. Feelings settle down until Saturday when smart comments and snappy conversation grab attention. Yet be careful of becoming so clever that you lose credibility. It’s hard to trust or be trusted when every syllable could be the punch line of a joke. Straight talk is the key to romantic success.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

The Moon’s presence in your earthy sign from Wednesday evening to Saturday morning arouses your senses and tugs at your heart. Indulging in delicious food, sweet music and the wonders of nature makes you fall in love with life. When you’re feeling this good about yourself, others naturally want to be around you. Just remain open-minded this weekend because flexibility is sexier than standing your ground; a little adaptability goes a long way in cultivating a healthy relationship.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You have more good ideas than you know what do with this week. But your verbal ruling planet Mercury turns retrograde on Saturday, reminding you to slow down and rethink your position on a number of key areas over the next three weeks. Additionally, the Moon shifts into your interactive sign over the weekend, casting the spotlight on your emotions. Clever conversations are extremely entertaining, but big talk can raise expectations beyond reason. Less flash and more substance may not sound sexy, but it’s safer and saner for everyone involved.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You don’t have to be in the middle of the action to enjoy yourself this weekend. The inquisitive Gemini Moon’s visit to your private 12th house is more suitable for intimate getaways or time spent alone curled up with a good book. There’s so much to think about now, especially with brainy Mercury’s retrograde turn on Saturday. Reconsidering how you use your resources and how much to open your heart are questions to study during the next three weeks.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Friends are a source of entertainment with the flirty Gemini Moon activating your 11th House of Groups this weekend. It’s wise to avoid making serious social commitments since intellectual Mercury is turning retrograde in your sign on Saturday. There is key information that needs to surface before you will be ready to make a meaningful move in relationships. Playing with your appearance, though, is harmless fun as long as you don’t go too far.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Whispering with someone on the sidelines can be a source of silly fun this weekend. Chatty Mercury aligns favorably with captivating Venus on Saturday, which is perfect for sweet talk. But since your verbal ruling planet is turning retrograde that day, don’t take what you hear to heart. Playfully flirting or skirting important emotional matters makes sense until you get the information you need to make any serious decisions.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Relationships are on the front burner this week with the Moon traveling through your partnership houses until Saturday. The real challenge is how to deal with a charming but selfish person, and the answer is to put your own needs first. Once you’ve established what you want, negotiations can begin on equal terms. Contradictory advice from different sources this weekend indicates that you need more time to reflect on important issues.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Passion starts to percolate on Wednesday evening when the Moon enters sensual Taurus and your 7th House of Partners. You need to be patient if you’re dealing with a stubborn person who will not be pushed around. Applying pressure won’t help, but greater flexibility arrives on Saturday evening. Your mind starts to open and you recognize that there is more than one way to please others and fulfill your desires as well. Collaboration, not competition, is the essential ingredient to creating a loving relationship.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Save some energy for Saturday when the Moon flies into playful Gemini and your 7th House of Partners. Making connections comes easily if you’re single, and finding more fun in a current relationship is likely, too. Verbal Mercury’s backward shift in proud Leo on Saturday can make off-handed comments sound like judgments from on high. Speaking with confidence, though, is no guarantee that the words are true.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Reward yourself in the middle of the week when the Moon skips into sensual Taurus and your 5th House of Romance early Wednesday evening. Put away your concerns about work and take some time to play. Simple fun with an easygoing person reduces stress and opens your heart. The key to making this magic happen is to set aside long-term relationship ambitions to indulge yourself in the joy that’s available to you in the present moment.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The Moon lights up chatty Gemini and your amorous 5th house on Saturday, making for a lively weekend, overflowing with many playful distractions. One minor complication is mental Mercury’s retrograde turn in your 7th House of Partners on Saturday, lasting for the next three weeks. The desire to impress someone could lead to exaggeration, or you might attract a person who promises more than can be delivered. Take these wild declarations as mere speculations and no one will get hurt in the process.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The jittery Gemini Moon joins your expansive ruling planet Jupiter on Saturday night, which can overload your social calendar. Saying yes is normal when you’re in a positive mood, but setting priorities and limiting your options helps you make a better choice. Being so open about your feelings is one of your most alluring assets, yet with verbal Mercury turning retrograde, measuring your words carefully will avoid complications.

Daily Horoscopes for Sunday July 8th

It’s challenging to separate our own emotions from those we pick up from our environment as the compassionate Pisces Moon softens the boundaries between us and others. Fortunately, a magical Mercury-Saturn quintile empowers us to transform our idealistic thoughts into concrete reality. But meanwhile, an anxious quincunx between assertive Mars and directionless Neptune makes it tough to know how pushy we need to be to manifest our dreams.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You could feel as if you’ve gone too far today and cannot figure out how to shift into reverse. Although backing up seems impossible, continuing forward isn’t a good idea either. Thankfully, you can turn things around, but it will take some creative thinking on your part. Bending the rules in your favor may not be enough; you might have to reconsider your goal, change direction and start over again. Setting a different course gives you a new lease on life.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may feel as if you’re being emotionally blackmailed today and you might not want to deal with the situation. You would rather kick back and enjoy yourself instead of engaging in the drama. Nevertheless, you can effectively establish limits around your involvement once you are pushed too far. Being clear about your resistance right from the start will make life easier for everyone later on.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your friends and family might grow frustrated with you today if you don’t seem to be worried about the same things that are bothering them. As far as you can tell, a current situation may pose temporary difficulties, but should iron itself out without your direct intervention. You’re willing to wait and see what happens even if others are not. Visualizing your future in a positive light can be a powerful tool; nevertheless, you’ll still have a better chance of success if you get more involved now, not later.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You can feel the stress building around you and wish you could do something to make it go away. However, it may be obvious that others don’t want you meddling in their affairs at this time. It’s challenging to withdraw because you honestly believe that your nurturing love could make a positive difference. Don’t project your feelings of personal rejection on to anyone else; just allow those you love the emotional space they need. Simply letting them know that you care is enough for now.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may have a plan for the day, but events that are beyond your control put your original goals out of reach. You don’t like it if someone assumes he or she knows what’s best for you. However, struggling to stick to your initial agenda only adds to your frustration. Instead, follow the good advice you receive. You can always take back the reins later when you’re ready to be in charge once again.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Your friends lean on you because they trust your logical approach to a problem. However, the harder you try to think clearly now, the more spacey you feel. Although you have a practical handle on reality, you get confused today when people question your responses. Stop trying to live up to everyone else’s expectations by having all the answers. Listen to the compassionate Pisces Moon visiting your 7th House of Companions by simply communing with others in the space of dreams.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You may be ready to give up because your current tactics aren’t working and you don’t seem to be able to control the actions of your friends with your charm. Unfortunately, they are resisting your pressure and aren’t doing as you wish. Instead of pushing harder today, stand back and give everyone additional room to breathe and make decisions on their own. Paradoxically, your voluntary retreat improves your chances of getting what you want.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You may feel frustrated because your key planet Mars is presently engaging in a struggle with elusive Neptune. Your personal dilemma will remain unsolvable as long as you are fighting with an unknown enemy. However, you have the power to shift your current paradigm from conflict to cooperation. Once you step outside of your competitive frame of mind, everyone can come out a winner.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You have big ideas about what you want to do, but there seems to be so many potential obstacles today that you may give up before you even start your journey. If you’re considering the pursuit of an educational opportunity, wait to make your final decision until your current negativity passes. There’s no reason to force the issue right away. You will have a much clearer idea of what’s ahead in the next few days if you take the time to explore all your options now.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

It’s challenging to organize your life this weekend, and your current lack of progress on a project could make you feel grumpy. Nevertheless, resist the temptation to take out your frustration on others or your attitude could compound your current problems. Work smarter now, not harder, or you’ll exhaust yourself trying to finish what you started. Exercising a little common sense is enough to put you back on track.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your friends and family may get on your nerves today as they tell you exactly what they expect from you. Unfortunately, the more you resist, the bolder they grow. Still, you’re not ready to give in to unreasonable demands. Announcing your intention to remain non-committal until after the weekend could be enough to remove the immediate pressure and give you time to decide your next move.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Your moodiness may be more annoying to others than you realize. You might not understand why someone is giving you the cold shoulder today until you realize that your current fussiness could be perceived as negativity. Instead of aiming at perfection, try softening your approach now. A temporary lack of focus won’t jeopardize your big plans for the future. Thankfully, your true motives will shine through if you let go of your fear of failure.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Saturday, July 7th

Critical thinking falls to the wayside as it’s overpowered by the wonderful possibilities that exist within the imagination. The Moon swims into dreamy Pisces at 12:29 am EDT, luring us further into our fantasies. However, we can be overindulgent with the Moon squaring pleasurable Jupiter and Venus. Unrestrained expression of our feelings can create difficulties as sweet Venus runs into a stressful square with wounded Chiron later in the evening.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

A fog has descended on your world today, but your lack of clarity can actually produce magic. It seems as if luck is with you and you make the right choices, even if you cannot see what’s happening and you aren’t thinking very clearly. Nevertheless, it’s not wise to push too hard for what you want; a gentle approach is more effective now than a forceful one.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your ruling planet Venus befuddles you today with one tempting diversion after another. It becomes increasingly difficult for you to follow through on what you started until something happens that requires you to pull yourself back on course with a new sense of determination. Ultimately, the outcome is up to you; you can accomplish a lot once you accept that everything will take longer to finish than you originally planned.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your day might not unfold as expected, but you should be able to enjoy yourself anyhow. Unfortunately, you might not be as productive as you wish, but you can catch up on unfinished business next week. Don’t waste time worrying about what others think you should be doing. For now, be mellow and maintain a middle-of-the-road course through the weekend.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

It’s difficult to know whether or not to share your feelings today. You might inadvertently turn a passing mood into a major event by speaking up when it’s smarter to just remain silent. On the other hand, you could miss an important chance to have a positive impact on your day if you say nothing at all. Be prepared to flow with the currents no matter which course you choose.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Expressing yourself in a creative way today can leave you with a good feeling, even if you realize that your current satisfaction is short-lived. But it’s not about producing a lasting work of art that everyone else appreciates; it’s about doing something that fills you with a sense of wonder or contentment. Don’t get distracted by waiting for approval from anyone else. Making yourself happy now counts most.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You might believe that your feet are planted firmly on the ground while everyone else is acting flighty today. But you are standing in the magical Hall of Mirrors now, where it’s impossible to discern the original object from its reflection, or the reflection’s reflection. You can change what’s happening around you once you realize that your own uncertainty is coming back at you through the unpredictable behavior of others.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You are at a fork in the road and while other people’s needs must be considered, the final decision is ultimately yours alone. Thankfully, you can see the pros and cons of each path, yet it’s still challenging to fully clarify your preferences. Once you make a choice, don’t waste energy continuing to play through an infinite variety of possibilities. Simply move ahead confidently without pondering the road not taken.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

The floodgates of your subconscious mind open wide today as waves of creative inspiration wash through you. Although this can produce fantastic results, you must be ready to ride the currents that arise from the depths of your inner world. Trust the process of self-expression; if you are uncertain about the outcome, you’re liable to impede the flow without even realizing it.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You are often challenged to set limits and today it’s even more difficult because your emotions defy definition. You prefer to fly by the seat of your pants now, and you might get away with this tactic unless a situation grows so complex that you are forced to regain control. But if you wait until things have gone too far, it won’t be that easy to tighten the reins. The sooner you think about clarifying your boundaries, the more natural it will be to honor them.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You have been working hard and you’re ready for relaxation today. Fortunately, you should be able to take it easy now without sacrificing the gains you have already made. But this doesn’t mean you’ll be able to avoid your obligations; instead, you’ll discover that you can get just as much accomplished at a slower pace and enjoy yourself more as you go along.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You might feel as if you have lost the sharp edge to your intellect today, but this is just another passing phase in your creative process. If you recently had an ingenious idea, now it’s time to relax your grip so it can mature naturally. Trying to force the next step won’t work; it’s smarter to let your plans gel at their own pace. Instead of concentrating on finding the answers, allow them to come to you naturally.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s return to your visionary sign can free you from the restraints of logic, enabling your imagination to express your brilliance. But it may not be easy to put your ideas into words today. Don’t fret if you cannot describe your vision to anyone else now. Postponing the discussion for another day is a smart strategy because your actions will surely speak louder and clearer than anything you might say.

the daily humorscopes for saturday, july 7

the daily humorscope

Saturday, July 07, 2012

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

Today you will find the word “impecunious” popping unbidden into your mind, at regular intervals. Eventually, you’ll go look it up in the dictionary.

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

You will be driven into a panic today by the thought that you will live to see music by Oingo Boingo referred to as “classic” rock. Believe me, that’s not nearly as strange as clothing trends will be, such as the “big elbow” look.

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Today you will discover an astounding new use for celery, and it will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Remember: Unexpressed feelings don’t die. They are buried alive and emerge later as Border Collies. So don’t hold anything back! Tell everyone what you REALLY think of them! You may lose your job, family and friends, but you won’t have a crazed, hyperactive animal hounding your every step.

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

Why did life develop in this fragile boundary between earth and sky? Because life exists at the edge of chaos. You’ll find that is particularly true, this week.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

Once you’re that far behind, there’s really no way to get caught up. You might as well do something fun instead. You can tell them I told you it was ok.

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

Good day to count your blessings. Both of them.

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

Everyone you know will wear unmatched socks, today. Actually, it’s stranger than you think — they’ll all members of a pagan cult, and this is Sock Swap Day.

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

You will independently re-discover an old Celtic trick, which will help considerably with an upcoming math test. In particular, you’ll find that painting yourself blue may do little for your own mathematical abilities, but it will be a significant distraction for everyone else.

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

Drip, drip, drip. Dunno. Something like that will be in your life, soon. I’ll bet it’s something good!

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

You’ve got to learn to slow down. You’re driving yourself and everyone around you crazy. Just pretend that your life is a Prince Valiant comic strip.

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

Your concern about the International Space Station may not be one that NASA has considered, despite how obvious it seems to you. I’d go ahead and send them a note: “Never serve beans in space.”

Your Daily Horoscopes for Friday, July 6

We may be more concerned with the larger issues of humanity today than with our own unique dilemmas. The emotionally detached Aquarius Moon encourages us to think about general concepts rather than individual concerns. However, looking at everything from a more global perspective can be problematic since the security-conscious Cancer Sun still pulls us back to more personal issues that involve our homes, families, and close relationships.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your life may be more complicated than it appears now, yet you don’t want anyone to see how much you are keeping to yourself. It’s easier to be socially engaged if you downplay your unorthodox interests. Restraining your impulsive behavior is wise because your need for independence clashes with your current desire to build lasting relationships. Remember, there’s no reason to share all your thoughts and fantasies with anyone else unless that’s what you really want to do.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You have an uncanny sense about the right thing to do in a relationship today. Unfortunately, choosing the responsible path over a more playful one may not be a lot of fun, but you can still feel good about acting in a self-disciplined manner. Being practical is not flashy, but it enables you to prepare for the future, which ultimately can bring you an enduring satisfaction.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Even the strongest dose of common sense may not be sufficient to keep you on task today because you are so easily distracted by the light of your own brilliance. However, shiny objects aren’t as enticing as great ideas now, so it’s hard to be motivated simply by the temptation of more money. Thankfully, a unique approach to your current job might enable you to make a long-awaited breakthrough. Keep refocusing on your goals if you want to achieve success.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

It’s difficult to express your feelings today. If you find yourself in a deep discussion with a powerful person, your fear of rejection might tempt you to withdraw to protect your security. But even if you face the resistance, your words might not flow easily now because your emotions are still in flux. Be patient, it becomes more natural to speak your mind once your changing moods begin to settle down. Take time to listen to your heart.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your expectations are very high today, increasing the chances of being let down by a close friend or family member. But others appear to be out of touch with their feelings. If someone very close to you seems to have lost her way, lending a sympathetic ear is better now than trying to make a heroic rescue. Concentrate on reaching your goals and setting an example for others to follow.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Most tasks handed off to you today are potential opportunities for you to develop a new and exciting method that saves everyone time. But it’s crucial to know when to quit or you could spend the entire day seeking the next great breakthrough, even if the tried and true way would have worked just fine. Sometimes the same old approach is the most reliable thing you can do. Demonstrate your keen intelligence by choosing which path makes the most sense now for the job at hand.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

The sensitive Cancer Sun is halfway through its month-long journey through your 10th House of Career, possibly bringing you well-deserved recognition at work. But taskmaster Saturn is also in the equation today, requiring you to give your assignments all you can. Expect amazing results, for even if you don’t quite meet your goals, your chances for success are greatly enhanced by your confident attitude and your extra effort.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You’re able to shine your light brightly today because you can see great potential wherever you look. However, blind optimism is not a wise strategy; it only inflates and then dashes your expectations. Nevertheless, your willingness to assume the best outcome could open one door after another to opportunities that you would have just walked by at another time in your life.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You’re not particularly interested in undertaking a major project by yourself these days. Fortunately, your world is full of amazing people, each with something special to offer. You might expect it to be easy to find someone willing to work with you, but everyone seems to be too busy now. However, don’t give up searching for a business or personal partner. Accepting less than you want may seem wise in the moment, but it’s even better to wait for the right person.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your ruling planet Saturn is softened by a harmonious trine from the nurturing Moon today. Normally, rational Saturn and the emotional Moon send conflicting messages, but your steady work now seems to garner beneficial results. Find the balance between knowing exactly what you want and realizing that you cannot fulfill every desire. Prioritize the potential pleasures in front of you, carefully choose your best shot at happiness and then take it.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You might be so confident today that you think you can do everything. Unfortunately, spreading yourself too thin makes it impossible to finish even the simplest chores. Don’t be so blinded by your own illuminating ideas that you lose sight of the practical realities that still govern your life. It’s more important now to be responsible than it is to act like a genius.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You could be undecided about a significant personal issue because you can see it from both sides now. Your enthusiasm tempts you to say yes and jump wholeheartedly into the new project, but your heightened common sense is screaming no. Forcing a decision today only leads you to change your mind farther down the road, so take your time before making a final choice.

Weekend Lunar Love Horoscope for July 6 – 8

Weekend Lunar Love Horoscope

by Jeff Jawer

Go with the Flow

July 6 – 8

Slow down, take a rest, breathe deeply, and then exhale. Remember that feeling this weekend: it’s a time to let go. The watery Pisces Moon wears down walls and washes away barriers; it’s a spiritual sign that draws us into collective seas of emotions. When we trust the universe we find peace and synchronicity, and when we fight it we become lost and confused. Put away old agendas and avoid making rigid plans. This is a very sensitive time when vulnerabilities float to the surface. Yet when feelings are flowing and hearts are forgiving, miracles happen.

A lunar conjunction with Pisces’ impressionistic planet Neptune floods the pre-dawn hours on Saturday, giving rise to inspirational dreams. Imagination also grows with a boost from boundless Jupiter before the Moon’s smart sextile with pointed Pluto sharpens perceptions and deepens conversations in the middle of the day.

The guileless Pisces Moon then squares erotic Venus in cerebral Gemini to set the stage for a memorable evening. We encounter a contrast between the Fishes’ urge to merge and the Twins’ love of change. If this experience doesn’t go well, feelings will be hurt. A sense of rejection or being underappreciated can be painful. But all you have to do is let go. Freedom and joy come from releasing expectations and appreciating the moment simply for what it is. Delight is plentiful when judgment gives way to faith.

Daily Horoscopes for Thursday, July 5th

We are given a chance to synthesize our recent experiences as the conceptual Aquarius Moon harmonizes with philosophical Jupiter and gracious Venus. It feels as if we have the time and space to breathe now and think about the big changes we are facing. Although communication is essential, we don’t necessarily need to turn our strategy into action yet. Making plans and networking with our friends and colleagues might be sufficient for today.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You are relieved today by the feeling that the potential for positive change outweighs your fear of the unknown. Your focus has shifted from the past to the future, but even if you’re eager for what’s next, you still don’t know what to expect. Events are unfolding rapidly and it seems as if you must respond to them immediately. However, you have more time than you realize, so give yourself permission to experience the excitement without trying to figure out everything right away.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your inability to describe what’s going on in your life now makes you feel anxious. It’s just that you believe you would feel better if you knew where current events were leading. However, you have a wonderful opportunity to envision your ideal world, without the pressure of having to make your dreams come true today. Set aside your most concrete goals for a few days and let your imagination guide you into your future.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

It’s as if you’re standing on top of a hill today, enabling you to see farther into the distance. However, you might not have an accurate perception of reality now. Instead, your inner world is projected onto your surroundings, prompting you to imagine a variety of possible scenarios before making your choice. Make certain to look into the shadows, for trouble will surface later on if you gloss over the rough spots. Explore the possibilities, and then head in the direction of your chosen future.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

It is challenging today to coordinate your natural desire for emotional security with your current career goals. You may need to risk your apparent safety to make progress at work. But feeling vulnerable isn’t as frightening as the thought of losing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Even if everything doesn’t turn out as rosy as you wish, you won’t be able to forgive yourself if you don’t give it your best shot now.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your network of friends and colleagues is changing now, and letting go of your old connections isn’t as difficult as you expect. A recent acquaintance may reflect your current interests better than an old one. Instead of trying to hold on to your past, embrace the exciting relationship potential that’s heading your way.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You might feel awkward today as you grow excited about an innovative idea and lose track of your feelings. Emotional detachment can help you think more clearly, but over-intellectualizing a decision also separates you from your heart. Pay attention to the facts, but don’t forget to delve deeper and discover what you really want.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You’re in a playful mood today with the intelligent Aquarius Moon’s presence in your creative 5th house. Luckily, you are not restrained now by the same weighty issues that have recently been on your mind. Enjoy your newly found freedom and explore different ways to express yourself. Keep in mind that you still need to be a bit cautious or you’ll end up wasting time on an unrealistic idea that leads you in circles.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You may be seeking ways to smooth out your responsibilities on the home front because your freedom is more important to you now than ever before. It’s not that you’re eager to walk out on your obligations; it’s just that you don’t want anyone to assume that you’ll always show up on demand. Thankfully, you’re able to express your needs today without triggering any awkward feelings. Stating your boundaries clearly is necessary if you want others to respect them.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

The Aquarius Moon harmonizes with your key planet Jupiter today, expanding your 7th House of Others. Relationship issues that have been stewing for weeks reach a crucial point now, requiring you to take a stand. Thankfully, you’re able to see the positive side of a difficult situation. Remember, your attitude is more crucial than any choice you think you must make, so don’t diminish your power by feeding it fantasies of self-doubt.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your unwavering belief in a positive outcome goes a long way now to attracting people that truly care about you. Your cheerful attitude has more influence than you realize, making it difficult for anyone to harbor negativity in your presence. But don’t take your optimism too far or others could lose faith in your ability to make sensible judgments. Thankfully, you can be confident without going into denial.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The Moon’s visit to your sign gives you clarity and inspires you to express your feelings. You’re not seeking approval now; you only want acknowledgment and respect. Fortunately, there’s no need to stress over someone’s possible reaction to what you say, for subsequent events won’t affect the truth of your words. Be genuine and you will be accepted for exactly who you are by those who matter most.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You may feel as if your dreams are slipping away today, but happily the possibility of turning them into reality is growing. Still, you might indulge yourself with one more meandering trip through your favorite fantasies now before you release them. Remember, this isn’t about letting go of your hopes; it’s about using your visions to create the future.

The Daily Horoscopes for Wednesday, July 4th

Let freedom ring today! We have an opportunity to express our desires as irrepressible Uranus electrifies communicator Mercury and romantic Venus. Nevertheless, we still want to gain ground today since the ambitious Capricorn Moon is like a sure-footed Mountain Goat who can climb steep hills and reach heights beyond our greatest expectations. Long-range planning becomes more important when the Moon shifts into futuristic Aquarius at 8:25 pm EDT.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

It feels as if new information is bombarding you from multiple directions today, encouraging you to change your mind. However, what you learn now doesn’t necessarily arrive through normal communication channels. It’s as if you have been offered a direct pipeline to the center of the cosmos, but the truth is that it’s really coming from your own imagination. Write down your dreams, for they can tell you exactly what you need to know.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your current attempts at taking it easy are shattered as friends shock you into a new frame of reference. Normally, you’re resistant to this type of sudden change, but now your mind races ahead eagerly to integrate the exciting ideas. Make the most of your newly found intellectual freedom while you are still riding high from the adrenaline rush.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Sudden changes in your career can bring unexpected fluctuations to your financial condition in the form of an unexpected windfall or an unplanned expenditure. Remember, you are likely to react impulsively as your mind makes quantum leaps, so don’t assume that your edgy thinking is without flaws. Reconsider large purchases before you buy something you may later regret.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your emotional sensitivity is strong now as other people insist that you do things in a specific manner. You may have a different idea, yet it’s hard to put your feelings into words. Meanwhile, others may think that you’re holding back a big secret because you appear a bit nervous, but don’t buy into their insecurities. Let your own emotions be your guide and not the fears of others.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your thoughts can tug you into strange and unfamiliar waters today, and you must travel alone on this short journey of the soul. You may be working on the solution to a particular problem, yet now you are poised to make a larger intellectual breakthrough. Nevertheless, don’t push your thoughts onto everyone else; you can share your ideas with your friends when you return.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Clever Mercury, your key planet, receives a brilliant electric shock from Uranus the Awakener today, brightening your dreams and bringing your nervous system into the present moment. Your interactions with everyone else may be precise, but don’t think that you know where each conversation will take you. Remain flexible and your willingness to change will teach you much about yourself and your world.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Be outrageously original and as unconventional as possible instead of trying to please everyone today. Your creativity is running strong now as your key planet Venus is zapped by the high voltage of Uranus. Breaking out of expected behaviors can actually strengthen your hand, so be experimental, even a bit rebellious, as you move outside your normal boundaries.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

It feels as if you’re watching short movie trailers of your future possibilities, and it may not be quite what you were expecting. Don’t worry; these fantasies don’t necessarily reveal your fate. Rather, they’re your way to rebel against the status quo. There may be ideas worth pursuing that get lost in the sheer volume of original thoughts sparking through your brain. If something makes sense, write it down quickly so it doesn’t get lost in the noise.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your initial reaction to grow and evolve may be a reflection of your need to control something that is beyond your sphere of influence. Thankfully, you can see that things are shifting for good reason. Unfortunately, you may not be ready to jump on the next opportunity that comes along. Luckily, tensions will release once you accept the new direction you are required to take.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Normally you try to build your reality on stable foundations, yet trouble develops if you become overly rigid. Today’s lessons can help you learn how much you need to loosen up, especially as you deal with other people’s feelings. Fear of change will likely work against you, so practice flexibility as you stretch and bend in the face of emotional transformation.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your key planet, eccentric Uranus, receives a power boost today from an inflow of useful information as intelligent Mercury harmonizes with it. Additionally sweet Venus brings her charm to the party and spices up any gathering. Nevertheless, you placed yourself in a data-rich environment, so make maximum use of what you know by stepping outside of the box. Be original while incorporating radical ideas into the flow of events.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You have a bit of magic at your disposal today. You can share your emotional spontaneity by communicating the feelings in your heart, but it won’t work if you take too much time searching for the right words. Instead, just reach out in a new and exciting way, for your well-intentioned overtures might be just what’s needed. There’s no need to rationalize your desire to establish a deeper connection with a friend.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday, July 3rd

Our struggle between the drive to accomplish goals in the outer world and the need to protect our security within is reflected by today’s ambitious Capricorn Full Moon at 2:51 pm EDT. The Moon’s morning conjunction with mysterious Pluto and square to unpredictable Uranus may serve up a surprise or two, requiring us to suddenly change our plans. Meanwhile, warrior Mars enters peaceful Libra, encouraging diplomacy over more forceful solutions.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Today’s Capricorn Full Moon brightens your 10th House of Profession, yet your heart may be drawn toward your family life. The dilemma arises from different strategies on how to best manage changes at work. On one hand, you are ready to fully engage and do whatever must be done. However, you also want to retreat into the safety of your personal world. Give yourself a few more days until the dust settles before making any long-lasting decisions.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

The practical Capricorn Full Moon emphasizes your 9th House of Big Ideas, stressing your plans for the future. Although you may already know what you want to do, insecurities kick in, causing you to doubt yourself — even if you are aware of the obstacles in your way. This isn’t necessarily about real blockages; it’s more about what you need to do to overcome your self-doubt. There’s no reason for immediate change. But even while you stick to your current agenda, keep an open mind about what to do next.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Exercising self-control still won’t prevent your feelings from affecting your thoughts now that the Capricorn Full Moon is illuminating your 8th House of Intimacy. Your thinking is not as logical as you prefer, but your emotions are telling you something important about your relationship with someone you love. You are tempted to ignore your inner voice and follow the path of common sense, instead. It may be a stretch but trust your intuition, regardless of your fear of being irrational.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

The earthy Capricorn Full Moon pulls directly opposite the watery Cancer Sun, stirring tidal forces from the depths of your hidden subconscious. Your unspoken needs come precariously close to the shores of awareness, impacting your everyday life. Use your imagination to find balance; create a safe harbor for yourself and your loved ones where you can share your dreams and fears without worry. Instead of isolating yourself, spend time with those who will support you through times of change.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Current responsibilities may prevent you from diving into the warm and nurturing backwaters of your own fantasies. However, others don’t realize how deep and wide your imagination is, for you are not sharing everything that you feel now. The Capricorn Full Moon activates your 6th House of Habits, encouraging you to stick to your daily routine as much as possible. Just don’t get so caught up in what you’re doing that you forget to honor your unexpressed dreams, too.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Today’s goal-oriented Capricorn Full Moon occurs in your 5th House of Self-Expression, requiring you to exercise good judgment and self-restraint if you want to reach your desired destination. Holding back your feelings isn’t anything new to you since you understand the impracticality of emotions. Share what’s on your mind, but taking a conservative approach is the most effective strategy now. Others are more willing to listen if they feel that their ideas are acknowledged and appreciated just as much as yours.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

The serious Capricorn Full Moon falls in your 4th House of Home and Family, possibly overwhelming you with domestic responsibilities. Yet superhero Mars enters your harmonizing sign today, reminding you that you cannot do everything all at once. Instead of fretting over deadlines, simply concentrate on the present moment. When the emotional currents settle down over the days ahead, you’ll be thankful for what you actually accomplished, as will everyone who depends on you.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Love grows complicated when you take an all-or-nothing approach to your needs. It’s a challenge for you to stay comfortable in the middle of the emotional spectrum. However, the calculating Capricorn Full Moon falls in your 3rd House of Communication, encouraging you to consider the consequences of your message before telling a loved one what’s on your mind. A healthy balance between expression and restraint can put you on the path to relationship success.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Today’s responsible Capricorn Moon lights up your 2nd House of Personal Resources and you might be concerned if you don’t see a way to balance your income with your expenditures. It’s challenging to separate your financial worries from deeper issues about self-worth. Rather than focusing your attention on what’s missing in your life, concentrate on the positive things, instead. Counting your blessings is a smart way to raise your self-esteem and also, possibly, your bottom line.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

This cautious Capricorn Full Moon can test your strength as you ride powerful emotional waves. It’s both challenging and invigorating to balance your strong feelings with the necessities of the outer world. The distinction between your dreams and reality is more apparent to you than ever before. But don’t fight the strong currents; there’s more to gain by just putting yourself in the middle and enjoying the ride. The intensity will settle back down over the days ahead.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You are eagerly anticipating indulging in some personal time as today’s Capricorn Full Moon shines in your 12th House of Escape, even if current obligations still require you to follow your regular routine. But don’t get too worked up trying to finish everything now. Just do what you can, while allowing time for short breaks throughout the day. Enjoy the distractions; you will return to your chores feeling refreshed and reinvigorated. Finding the right balance between responsibility and recreation is the trick.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Although you might feel as if you’re stretched to the max, you also recognize that you need to take time to recharge your batteries. The steady Capricorn Moon energizes your 11th House of Social Networking, giving you the opportunity to spend time with friends and relatives. Your current tendency is to be critical of yourself, which could drain your energy instead of increasing it. So, above all, cut yourself some slack, chill out and enjoy the camaraderie while you can.

the daily humorscopes for tuesday, july 3rd

the daily humorscope

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

Good day to put a few kumquats, some of those teensy little ears of corn, and a few brussels sprouts in a tiny little bowl, and leave it on someone’s doorstep with a tiny little note reading “Dear Big People….”

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

What are you looking here, for? You should be on a spaceship, sticking a fish in your ear. It’s not like you didn’t get enough hints. If you are vaporized, it’s your own darned fault, I’d say.

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

You are sad about an upcoming event, but can do nothing about it. Try knitting — people say it’s wonderfully relaxing.

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

It will turn out that someone you spend a great deal of time with is actually one of the last remaining Sinanthropus (Peking man), rather than an actual Cro-Magnon. This will explain things you’d been wondering about.

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

That new employee seems honest, and is a really hard worker – so who cares if she wants to wear a studded dog collar? You’ll have to draw the line at butt sniffing, though.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

Good day to power-walk. It not only looks silly, it is silly.

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

You will win 12,000 cases of peanut brittle today, on a call-in game show. That’s a LOT of peanut brittle, as it turns out.

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

In this world you have a choice between being clever, and being pleasant. I recommend pleasant.

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

You will spend another full day attempting to shuffle a deck of cards with your toes. Fortunately, nobody will find out.

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

Today you will suddenly realise how sensuous pudding can be. This will mark a turning point in your life.

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

Try not to be too impulsive, today. Ask youself if you really need that howitzer, or if you just think it’d be fun to have.

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

Good day to ponder the parable of the itsy bitsy spider, and the futility of climbing up water spouts during spring weather. You’ll be able to apply this lesson to one of your current relationships.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Monday, July 2nd

We’re not quite ready to return to work yet, and we might take our procrastination too far. A few delaying tactics is fine, but we cannot put off our responsibilities forever. Instead of falling into the overly optimistic trap of the Sagittarius Moon, it’s smarter to recognize the real consequences of any escapist tendencies today. If we don’t honor our obligations, we’ll pay the price when the Moon shifts into karmic Capricorn at 6:50 pm EDT.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You are feeling a strong urge for something that goes beyond your daily routine today. You’re seeking more than recognition and acknowledgment now, and you need to know that your work has meaning. Nevertheless, you’re not prepared to give up the stability that your job provides. Fortunately, there’s no reason to make any changes, even if you are a bit frustrated. Keep your thoughts to yourself for now; it will be time to make your move soon enough.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Intense excitement sustained over several days begins to wear on your nerves. However, you’re not ready yet to settle down and restore tranquility to your life. Although rest and relaxation usually sound like a good idea to you bucolic Bulls, you won’t get a chance to kick back today. In the meantime, create small pockets of peace and quiet so you can recharge your batteries little by little throughout the day.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You would like to take the day off, but it’s hard to shake the feeling that you should be doing something significant today. You might cover your concern with a cheerful attitude, but you won’t likely have the patience to hide your true ambitions for long. Nevertheless, searching for the meaning of life is a long-term commitment, so don’t expect to have an epiphany right away. Thankfully, if you’re sincere about your goals, the fun times will return sooner than you think.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You don’t want anyone to talk you out of your point of view today, even if you realize that compromise is ultimately a smarter strategy. Your resistance may be motivated by your fear of giving up control if you don’t trust someone else. Thankfully, you grow more amenable to someone else’s perspective this evening, once the Moon enters your 7th House of Others. Listening carefully throughout the day helps you find a path that values everyone’s unique individuality, including your own.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may be more talkative with Mercury in your sign, but it’s harder to make your words hit the target today. It feels as if everything you say is slightly out of focus, and trying harder doesn’t seem to sharpen your message. Instead of narrowing your vision to gain clarity, try looking at your world through a wide-angle lens. Let the details fall to the wayside and concentrate on the bigger picture. A more philosophical approach ultimately gives you a healthier perspective.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Although other people might wish that you were more optimistic and outgoing, you aren’t responsible for their discomfort. If you feel reclusive today, simply inform those closest to you and ask them to honor your desire to be alone. However, it’s smarter now to keep one foot in reality even if the other one wants to escape. You will have more options if you walk between the inner and outer worlds instead of shutting off one in favor of the other.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You have big plans about what you want to accomplish today, yet it might be difficult to actually get much done. You’re hesitant to stir up any trouble by speaking your piece because your ideas are so revolutionary that you’re afraid no one will take you seriously. Instead of trying to convince others that you are on to something significant, just reveal what you’re up to as casually as possible. Downplaying your thoughts for another day or two strengthens your overall message.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You’re not one to avoid conflict if it’s about your survival, prompting you to contemplate what’s worth fighting for and what’s not. You may unconsciously set up a situation today where you’re at odds with someone else so you can better your position. However, it’s smarter now to consciously choose compromise over confrontation in order to keep the peace.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Financial concerns, possibly involving a partner who spends more than you do, can put the brakes on the vacation you have been envisioning. But even if you’re having second thoughts today, don’t make any major changes to your plans yet. Hold on to your dream, for your positive attitude will help it to manifest. If you cancel now, you are quite likely to regret it next week. Take a deep breath and wait out the storm before running off to find shelter.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You may need to pay more attention to your feelings now or you could inadvertently stir up unnecessary drama this evening when the Moon moves into goal-oriented Capricorn. Stay emotionally flexible and listen carefully to your inner voice of intuition. Luckily, your sixth sense will steer you right unless you decide to override it with calculated logic. Connect with your heart and not with your head.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your subconscious mind is trying to tell you something you really need to hear today, but it’s easier not to listen. If you doubt yourself, you may attempt to convince others of your worth by driving yourself too hard, only to end up overcommitted and overextended. There is plenty happening all around you; create healthy boundaries so you don’t lose focus. Begin by trusting your instincts, especially if you need to say no.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You’re intent on making a good impression with your work today. However, finishing your chores on time won’t help you figure out where you’re heading. Spend time with friends who will give you the reality check you need. It’s not that you’re lost and confused; you just have a lot on your plate and could use an objective point of view as you set priorities for the weeks ahead.

Your Weekly Love Horoscopes for July 2nd

A major shift in relationships starts this week as passionate Mars dances into lovely Libra, the partnership sign. A friendly approach and flexible attitude helps to bring peace to stressful situations and invites connections with new people. Avoid over compromising or denying real feelings just to make a good impression. The Capricorn Full Moon on Tuesday magnifies ambitions, but the planetary fireworks firing off on Wednesday keeps hearts racing through the weekend.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Dynamic Mars, your energetic ruling planet, marches into your 7th House of Relationships on Tuesday to put more passion into your connections. If you’re currently involved in an unequal partnership, a struggle to make it fair could ensue. But if you’re single and seeking, this is a great time to turn up the charm. Showing interest in others requires a willingness to listen patiently instead of pushing your agenda. A gentle touch allows the magic to happen naturally on its own.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Emotions run strong with Tuesday’s earthy Capricorn Full Moon, but if you can keep your head above the fray, you’ll experience a breakthrough or discover new forms of fun the following day. The spiritual Pisces Moon adds a softer sensitivity to the weekend, especially with friends. Being part of a supportive group might give your romance life an unexpected boost. Working for a cause you care about strengthens a current relationship or connects you with someone special who shares your interests.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Celebrate the 4th of July with an open heart as your chatty ruling planet aligns favorably with romantic Venus and unpredictable Uranus. Fresh forms of fun can surprise you in delightful ways. Try not to take on too many responsibilities this weekend as the compassionate Pisces Moon makes you highly visible and accountable. It’s better to manage fewer tasks with grace than to stress yourself with an excess of obligations.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Travel will inspire you this weekend but if you can’t get out of town, foreign experiences can provide a similar lift for your spirits. Food, music, movies and art from faraway places add an exotic touch to your personal life. Religious and educational activities are also potential sources of social stimulation. Expanding your mind isn’t a dry and academic endeavor now, but is also a creative way to open up your heart.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

The psychic Pisces Moon’s presence in your 8th House of Intimacy attracts sensitive people this weekend. Responding to others with gentleness and compassion is key to earning trust and growing closer. Your own insecurities might be exposed under these delicate circumstances, but displaying your vulnerability will only make you more attractive. Your desirability grows when sharing your true self and letting your partner feel safe enough to do the same.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The spiritual Pisces Moon occupies your 7th House of Partners all weekend, which is excellent for making new connections or bringing something magical to your current relationship. This lunar transit, though, is in super-sensitive Pisces where feelings count more than facts. Avoid over-analyzing situations and let fantasies flow freely. Barriers dissolve when you’re willing to look past minor flaws and practical issues, opening the way to a more unconditional kind of love.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Assertive Mars enters your sign on Tuesday, providing you with more passion and power. You’re ready to take the initiative in your personal life by trying a radical new approach to meet someone new or to put more effort into your present partnership. Becoming more physically active raises your energy, increases self-confidence and empowers you to create the love life you desire.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

This could be a yummy weekend as the imaginative Pisces Moon warms up your 5th House of Romance. It’s a great time for fun and games, especially when you have gentle people to join you. Fantasies can open your mind and heart, so don’t let reality get in the way of pleasure now. Keeping emotions light and going with the flow is much more likely to make you a desirable playmate than coming on too strong. Collaboration, not competition, makes everyone a winner.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Entertaining at your place might turn out to be very special this weekend. The hypersensitive Pisces Moon occupies your 4th House of Roots, making you more comfortable when you’re in a familiar setting. Forgiveness is a key to growing closer with someone, so let go of any blame you put on yourself or others. It’s time for a fresh start; when you’re truly finished with past patterns, you can get love flowing freely again.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Compromise and cooperation need to be the ways you operate this week with energetic Mars’ entry into accommodating Libra on Tuesday, followed by the evocative Full Moon in your sign kicking up intense feelings. You might get tangled up in a power struggle or explode with impatience. Either way, keeping your cool can make the difference between maintaining hard-earned trust and tearing it down. Your ambitious drive is admirable, but adopt a softer approach when it comes to love and romance.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Lovely Venus lines up sweetly with your innovative ruling planet Uranus on Wednesday, inspiring you to discover alternative forms of fun. It’s time to let bygones be bygones. Clearing the air of unfinished emotional business could be essential for having a wonderful weekend. The Moon will be in tender Pisces where feelings flow easily. Don’t try to rationalize what is in your heart; your unique brand of vulnerability makes you hard to resist.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s presence in your sign indicates that this is likely to be an emotionally rich weekend. It’s helpful, though, to avoid getting lost in the past where old wounds and missed opportunities can haunt you. Instead, this is your chance to be more open to new people and experiences. But if you’re feeling insecure, let your imagination create a more confident character who allows you to be more forthcoming about your desires.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Sunday, July 1

We’re tempted to get our hopes up today but our expectations may be dashed as beautiful Venus tensely aspects austere Saturn. What begins as an adventurous excursion into the realm of fun and games quickly turns into a more serious encounter. The cavalier Sagittarius Moon encourages us to set aside our responsibilities, but she doesn’t give us permission to forget about them completely. Exercising self-restraint minimizes our disappointments.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You’re quite optimistic today as the uplifting Sagittarius Moon visits your 9th House of Big Ideas. But it’s tough to keep your visions in perspective when your fantasies loom so large. Although your desires are strong, your sense of urgency is dissipating. There’s no reason to push too hard now, so take time to enjoy your day. Paradoxically, slowing down can help you get what you need even faster.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may have recently been involved in an intense negotiation or even a conflict, yet others probably don’t even realize that you were struggling. You might still be worrying about the final outcome as the situation continues to develop. Instead of keeping your concerns to yourself, bring any lingering fears out into the open and convert your secrets into positive action. Your actions will be more successful if everyone knows what’s going on.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You are eager to meet new people and participate in nearly any activity that sounds exciting today. However, it’s too easy to get carried away in the moment by someone else’s idea of a good time. Make your highest aspirations your guiding light and you can figure out what you need to do next. Following your intuition now will lead you along the right path.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Improving your lifestyle by creating a balance between your personal needs and your obligations to others seems difficult now. The Moon’s visit to your 6th House of Healthy Living makes it crucial to stick to your workout regimen today. If you haven’t been exercising, this is a perfect time to start a new program. Managing your time wisely will give you the opportunity to take care of yourself and finish your work, too.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your thoughts may be on love today as the Moon in your 5th House of Fun harmonizes with mischievous Mercury and irrepressible Uranus. However, an austere Venus-Saturn connection could put the brakes on any flirting. Consider the consequences before behaving impulsively. If you are playing according to the rules and acting with integrity, then there won’t be any problem following your heart’s desire.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The planetary pressures continue to tug at your heart, while you swim into deeper emotional waters. Although you may feel overwhelmed, you might just satisfy a few of your curiosities about the mysteries of life, love and loss. Even if there’s a lot at stake, remember that you have more to gain than lose. Be courageous; fear is the only thing that can get in the way of your current explorations.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You are so sweet and gentle that you can lose yourself in the relationships that give meaning to your life. However, let your partner know what you really are feeling now. Although there’s no reason to go overboard, it’s best to come right out and express your needs today. If you remain silent about what you want, others won’t know what to give you. It may be difficult to get the ball rolling, but it should get easier once the conversation is moving along.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Stay on your toes today, because interactions with personal and professional partners can get quite entangled. Everyone seems to be pushing your buttons now, even if you’re trying to stay cool and collected. Take time to consider your role in creating the situation and what you want from it. Trust yourself, and don’t let anyone talk you into something that goes against your beliefs.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your idealism is magnified as the Moon flies through your sign. You feel energized as you attempt to live your life fully in each moment. You may even be more emotional today, prompting you to demonstrate your feelings through flirtatious behavior or romantic play. Luck is on your side now as long as you use it wisely. But if you rely strictly on your charm to get what you want, you’ll quickly be required to come up with the facts to back up your story.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your inner world is expanding these days, enabling you to become more aware of your feelings. This might be an important evolutionary step forward, helping you to relax the hold that self-imposed rules have on you. An overdose of ambition isn’t healthy now; however, staying in touch with your heart also holds the key to your future. Positive changes are already churning the stagnant waters of your mind.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The social aspects of love can pull you into a whirlwind of activity today with the aspirational Sagittarius Moon traveling through your 11th House of Friends, Hopes and Wishes. Fortunately, you are up for the adventure, as you want the chance to talk to others about your plans. Any thoughts you might have now about a major trip should be taken seriously. Nevertheless, it’s still wise to explore as many possibilities as you can.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You think that you can take it easy today, but the cosmos may have a different plan as you are pulled all over the map by your moods. Others play important roles in your life and it could be their needs, rather than yours, that make your world feel very hectic now. No matter what else is happening, fulfill your obligations, even while further cultivating your dreams

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