Daily General Horoscopes for June 27th

We seek balance with others now rather than conflict, yet recent experiences may have already upset the applecart. Although we’re at a pivotal point as graceful Venus turns direct today, we need more time to see the practical results that may come from our new perspective. Thankfully, the objective Libra Moon brings awareness to relationships; we can learn the most now by acknowledging that people around us are reflections of our own identities.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Don’t work harder today than is necessary or you could overdo it and exhaust yourself. The gentle Libra Moon means that grace counts more now than brute force, so let your senses be your guide. Flow with the emotional tides, instead of struggling against them. Creativity, rather than productivity, is the business of the day.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

The socially astute Libra Moon’s presence in your 6th House of Employment indicates that practicing diplomacy at work is essential now. Unfortunately, you don’t have a lot of patience with anyone who seems impractical today. Ultimately, you must be as flexible as possible, for there are many approaches to accomplishing the same task. Getting along with others might be more important than meeting any quota or deadline.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You’re juggling a number of contradictory desires today and may find it difficult to settle on any particular one. Although you’re more capable than most when it comes to managing conflicting emotions, your interactions with others can still be confusing if you try to hide your feelings. There is no reason to keep secrets now; everyone will appreciate your honest approach.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You may prefer to stay home, especially with the Libra Moon activating your inner-directed 4th House today. But if you cannot justify taking the day off, try to make your environment feel a bit cozier. Wear comfortable clothes, pack your favorite lunch and add some personal touches around your workplace. Increasing the security factor wherever you are now allows you to take risks and move toward your goals with greater success.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You have many stories to tell today and are eager to hear what others have to say, too. The Libra Moon is visiting your 3rd House of Communication, increasing the joy you feel when reading an email from a loved one, talking on the phone with a chatty friend or taking a short walk with a new acquaintance. However, the key to your current happiness is sharing the spotlight. Think of your life as a team sport in which everyone wins together now or no one wins at all.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Purchase something that makes you feel attractive now that the lovely Libra Moon is traveling through your 2nd House of Self-Worth. Or spend a little money to improve your image, because showing your best side enables you to feel good too. These actions may seem like superficial indulgences, but when you see yourself in a more flattering light, you’re likely to be more confident on every level.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

The social Libra Moon reflects her gracious light on your relationships today, increasing your sensitivity to those you love. The good news is how simple it is for you to put people at ease because you take the time to understand their concerns. But be careful of becoming so sympathetic to everyone else’s emotions that you lose sight of your own needs. Just make sure that you balance your compassion for others with love for yourself.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Issues of trust may be over-dramatized today, especially if you believe that someone is trying to withhold information from you. There are those who have complete faith in you and are willing to share their deepest secrets. But others might talk about you behind your back and there isn’t much you can do about it. Be sure to consider the source of what you learn now and spend your time with those who deserve your confidence.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You are usually happy to listen to your friends when they want to share their dreams with you, but too many people may want your attention now, making it difficult to get all of your work done. You could hear lots of ideas and promises today that aren’t grounded in reality. Remember, it’s not your job to shatter anyone’s illusions; instead, you can help others focus on the practical elements worth pursuing. In fact, you can set a good example by finishing your chores first.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

It’s challenging to lead a group of people today because others may not work hard enough to live up to your tough standards. Nevertheless, everyone seems overly sensitive and might require more attention than you are willing to give. Being as diplomatic as possible enables you to navigate your way through these tricky conditions. Thankfully, you can earn positive recognition for your patience if you get it right.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You could be in your visionary mode because you have more ideas about the future now than information about the present moment. This is a great time to connect with other big thinkers and to share thoughts about how to create a better world. Your current goals may not be very practical, but they empower you to dream of the magical possibilities that inspire you and everyone else.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Being too concerned about what someone else is thinking can prevent you from saying what’s on your mind today. But don’t be afraid to shake up a cautious companion with the truth about your feelings. Your remarks won’t end a conversation, but might actually be an honest entry point for a deeper and more productive discussion. The first step is always the hardest, but you can’t go wrong if you speak from your heart.

the daily humorscopes for wednesday, june 27

the daily humorscope

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

Today old Monty Python skits will keep running, unbidden, through your mind. The only cure will be to be to drink a glass of a fine Australian wine, which has a bouquet like an aborigine’s armpit.

 

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

A man with a large nose will attack you with a sword today, while composing free verse in archaic French. Luckily, he’ll get stuck trying to come up with a word that rhymes with “l’orange”, and you’ll have time to slip out the back way.

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Today you will conclusively prove that despite what most people regard as common knowledge, monkeys only rarely chase weasels around the mulberry bush. They normally engage in that sort of thing over by the petunias.

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

You will get a notion to become a street food-vendor, and will make yourself a food serving cart for the “Bulghur Baron.” You will sell pint containers of hot bulghur wheat, cooked with sauteed onions, garlic, and other vegetables. To everyone’s amazement, you’ll succeed fabulously, eventually making millions off the franchise rights alone.

 

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

You are at a turning point in your life. Turn left.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

Your neighbors will have a wild party, which you’ll catch glimpses of through the open window. You’ll know you shouldn’t watch, but it’s just hard to imagine how people can do that, especially on a trampoline.

 

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

It will turn out that someone you spend a great deal of time with is actually one of the last remaining Sinanthropus (Peking man), rather than an actual Cro-Magnon. This will explain things you’d been wondering about.

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

Good day to start learning the violin. Interestingly, your neighbours will volunteer to pay for lessons. It’s selfless gestures like that which really help friendships blossom.

 

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

A rare form of management disease will strike you today, where you can only speak in metaphors. Still, you’ll open the kimono and hit the ground running.

 

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

Excellent day to slurp soup. Remember: if you’re going to do anything, do it well. Obviously, that includes slurping.

 

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

Today you will be either snug as a bug in a rug, or smug as a thug on a drug. Hard to say for sure.

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

An elderly Chinese gentleman will drop by for a visit. You’ll spend the entire visit in complete silence, except for the occasional clink of a teacup in a saucer.

Daily Horoscopes for Sunday, June 24

Making small modifications to our lives is easier than turning everything upside down, but today’s transformative Uranus-Pluto square demands more than just a minor adjustment. We want everything to happen all at once, but the changes we are dreaming about now could be so big that they will take years to unfold. Thankfully, the Moon’s shift into analytical Virgo at 7:42 am EDT enables us to remain levelheaded, even in times of great turmoil.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your normal routine at home has been altered by circumstances beyond your control. Something occurs today that requires you to focus your attention on eliminating a specific habit of yours. However, even your best intentions may not produce the desired results right away. It takes time to make changes that endure; allow the current events to ripple through your life and wait to see what happens before judging yourself too harshly.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Although you normally try to keep things simple, you’re met with a few serious challenges along the way these days. For example, if you are involved in a group project now, your individual efforts could get lost in the crowd. Don’t worry; this isn’t time for personal recognition. Rest assured that your consistent efforts will pay off in the long run and you’ll derive satisfaction from being part of a winning team.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

A powerful shift of energy at home may be underway, but you might not feel the full effects of the current changes for a while. Even if everything is moving along smoothly, weird undercurrents are set into motion now by suppressed feelings. If you have something on your mind, it’s better to say it today in order to prevent your frustration from building into a bigger problem. Clearing the air opens the door for better communications ahead.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Too much data can be overwhelming today as you do your best to filter out unnecessary noise. You’re able to minimize the flow of information if you stop asking more questions once you discover what you need to know. You can ease your mental stress while reducing your sense of overload by initiating action. Doing something positive now is much more constructive than just talking about it.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Focus your attention on your finances today, for the simple act of balancing your checkbook goes a long way toward preventing future headaches. Thankfully, you have a heightened ability now to shut out extraneous distractions, enabling you to do the basic accounting that otherwise can make you crazy. Sort through the details, set your priorities and settle down to work.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Nothing sharpens your mind like necessity. Today’s analytical Virgo Moon requires you to focus, especially if a minor crisis brings your attention right back the present moment. Conflict stems from a separation between your head and your heart, so don’t bother trying to justify your feelings. Instead, state them as accurately as you can and then move on.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Your dreams demand a lot of your attention today, and you might have to pinch yourself to wake up. Unfortunately, your external world isn’t as compelling as usual, so you may let yourself slip back into the realms of imagination. Thankfully, this excursion is not a waste of time if you believe that you can be whatever you really desire. Choose your ideal future carefully, since you’ll soon have the chance to turn your fantasies into reality.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Your sixth sense is working overtime now, but you are challenged to trust whatever you’re feeling. Others may question your values today, complicating what should be a simple decision. Modifying your position to agree with your friends can make your life easier in the present moment, but isn’t wise in the long run. Follow your instincts based on what’s in your heart, rather than acting on someone else’s analysis.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You have a lot going on in your life today, including other people trying to convince you that their points of view are better than yours. Although each interaction might seem unrelated at first, the various situations reveal a common theme. Remain open to changing your approach as long as the end result still supports your objectives.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You are feeling even more pragmatic than usual as you set the specific goals for a project you’ve been working on. Avoid getting trapped under too many details today, for you can become so obsessed with getting one particular task just right that you accomplish little else. Perfection is an ambitious ideal, but don’t let it stand between you and success.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

It’s tough to settle on any single path today because you’re pulled in several different directions by people with extremely convincing arguments. If only the events in your life would remain stable while you figure out your best strategy. But everything continues to change, so you don’t have time to idly sit around on the sidelines. Make a choice and jump back into the game.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Someone may be overly critical of you today, tempting you to walk away, but retreat really isn’t in your best interest. Check your own emotional baggage to make sure you aren’t being hypersensitive. Instead of displaying resistance, listen carefully to the feedback you are receiving. What you learn now can help you become more efficient at whatever you do.

the daily humorscopes for sunday, june 24

the daily humorscope

Sunday, June 24, 2012

 

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

You’ll have a freakish number of plumbing difficulties, today. This is due in part to the age of your plumbing fixtures, but mostly it’s because Neckna, Queen of the Undines, has taken a strong dislike towards you, due to some rather harsh words you’ve had to say about the weather lately.

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

You will receive an honor from a foreign dignitary today. Everyone else will be horribly jealous of you.

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

A small packet containing 7 oddly-colored bean seeds will arrive in the mail today. There will be no return address, nor any indication of what they are. Only one way to find out…

 

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Today you’ll start a new rock group, named “SPAM Catapult”, and kick things off with a really smokin’ number combining the best aspects of reggae, rap, and polka.

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

You may lose sight of what is truly important to you, if you’re not careful. In other words, it not whether you win or lose, it’s whether you end up with your leg in a cast for 3 months.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

Through a casual remark in an elevator, you will realise that both you and your fellow passenger have seen John Cleese’s informational film called How To Irritate People. By the time you reach the 10th floor, you will both be severely vexed with one another.

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

Today you will finally get around to exercising! Your cat will look at you like you’ve gone completely whacky. Don’t be intimidated, though — at least you never get distracted and forget that you’re holding your leg up behind your head.

 

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

Another day of social convention defiance, today. You’ll refuse to wear clothes in the “normal” fashion (if at all), and you’ll begin all your business correspondence: “My Darling Snookums:”.

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

You will discover that by simply wearing a large amulet made of bones and feathers, and by carrying a blowgun, you can usually get a seat on public transportation, no matter how crowded it gets.

 

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

You will find happiness. It will look a lot like tranquility, only a bit fluffier.

 

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

Excellent time for you to reconsider your choice of employment. Are you working towards a specific goal, or are you merely drifting? Are you temperamentally suited to your current career? Remember: money isn’t everything. It could well be that you’d be much happier in a job where you could dress up as a giant chicken. In fact, in your case, that’s virtually certain.

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

You’ve always felt, like Emerson, that the unexaminged life is not worth living. There’s no need to use a microscope, however.

Horoscopes for Saturday, June 23

Time is speeding up as the need for change grows more obvious day by day. Our patience wears thin as we approach tomorrow’s exact square between revolutionary Uranus and powerful Pluto in a reality-changing series of seven alignments that continues through 2015. However, a dreamy Sun-Neptune trine allows us to temporarily escape from our problems. Meanwhile, the playful Leo Moon encourages us to pursue pleasure rather than more serious goals.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Life is so much easier when you don’t let the facts stand in your way. Although the truth will show itself eventually, the problem is that it may not be seen anywhere — as fantasy now rules your world. Ironically, if you can imagine something today, you might be able to actually make it real. Magic happens when you cooperate with reality instead of avoiding it.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your sense of identity and your place in the world are based more on your ideals today than on the current circumstances of your life. Fortunately, this optimistic approach can be inspirational, unless you lose track of the truth. Give yourself permission to do a bit of dreaming. Just make sure to incorporate the most practical parts of your fantasies into reality while you can.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

This is a day that inspires creative expression. If you don’t play a musical instrument, at least make time to listen to some of your favorite tunes today. If you don’t write poetry, find a poem that touches your soul and read it aloud. Fortunately, you don’t need a reason now to escape into the beauty of an artistic or intellectual creation. Indulge the muse, whether it’s yours or someone else’s; there are riches waiting for you beyond the rational world.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

This is a mellow and meditative day, but you should be aware that too much contemplation might lead to obsessive thinking now. You’re being drawn into deep feelings that haven’t yet surfaced into your awareness. If you feel emotionally drained, get outside and take a walk. Physical movement and fresh air can help to realign your perspective and reinvigorate your soul.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Although you can be quite happy during your visit to Fantasyland, you may be confused by the mixed signals from someone close to you today. Interactions with others are more complicated than they seem, either in one-on-one relationships or in a group setting. The smartest course of action is based upon a combination of compassion and responsibility. Don’t sink into the drama around you; take the high road, instead.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Today may be quite pleasant, but don’t expect everything to go the way you planned. Your list of things to do will likely fall to the wayside early on as you are prompted to step beyond the narrow confines of your self-imposed responsibilities. Give yourself permission to color outside the lines; you can always finish up your chores tomorrow.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You’re trying to restore balance to your life as you dance on a tightrope between seeking meaning and having fun. Others can see you as more lighthearted and charming than you actually feel today; in fact, you might not feel very optimistic at all. But even if you’re not sure that things are going your way, keep a smile on your face. Your positive attitude carries you through any rough spots you may encounter along the way.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Your current dilemma stems from the passion you feel about your closest relationships. You would like to share your emotions, but others seem to prefer it when you stay in the shallow waters today rather than diving into the deep end. You can have your wish now by talking about the most important subjects with consciousness and consideration. Honor your truth, but be gentle in your approach.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You believe that you know the plan, but it gets lost today in the transmission or the translation. Toss out your schedule; let it flow down the drain with the dirty bathwater. Your old agenda has already lost its relevance to what is happening now. However, whatever you do, don’t try to force reality to conform to your predetermined schedule. If you can go along with the predominant currents, everything will work out fine.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

If you are planning to buy something for a lover or partner today, you might want to reconsider until you’re thinking more clearly. Even if you end up making a purchase now, remember that you can easily misjudge the value of your present. If you find something aesthetically pleasing, don’t pay more for it than it is worth. You could discover a real gem of a gift by simply taking a little extra time before making your final choice.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You could fall in love with the idea of love today, yet there might not be a simple way to make it last. Beauty seems to surround you, but it’s really within you and not just on the outside. Be careful about confusing your subjective experience with the objective world. Maintaining a healthy perspective on your life now gives you a real shot at transforming your illusions into reality.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Pay attention to a developing situation on the home front today, since a slight misunderstanding could put a weird tilt on everything. The current planetary culprit is illusory Neptune, but, thankfully, real trouble is unlikely. Your day can be built on an unsubstantiated idea and proceed completely on the basis of your assumptions. Straighten out the wrinkles now before moving along or you might need to backtrack later on.

Daily Horoscopes for Friday, June 22

We need to express our feelings today yet something is holding us back. The lively Leo Moon encourages us to be bold and to place our thoughts right out on the table for everyone to see. However, the shy Cancer Sun raises fears about being too vulnerable. We may be hesitant to say anything because we don’t want to attract any more attention than is necessary. Ultimately, an electrifying Moon-Uranus trine helps us break through the resistance.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You may be feeling more confident about who you are and what you are doing with your life now. It’s as if you are awakening from a deep sleep because someone suddenly switched the lights on. Instead of rushing ahead with your latest and greatest plan, continue to sift through your options. Nothing will be gained by overreacting. A brilliant idea today will be even better next week.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Two facets of your personality may clash today without a clear winner. The more you attempt to hold on to what you once thought true, the harder it will be to make the right move. You could waste precious energy if you try to force resolution to a current problem. Luckily, the best solutions will come on their own accord now if you remain open to change.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You could dance circles around everyone else today because you feel as if you’re at the top of your game. Others may think that you’re even more charming than usual, yet it’s crucial not to overplay your hand now. Continue to pursue your goals, but don’t push too hard. Your best allies will show their support if you act with confidence, tempered with a bit of humility.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Opening your heart too quickly could make you a bit uncomfortable. As sensitive as you are, try not to get caught up in someone else’s reaction to your emotional disclosure. What others think is less important today than what you feel. You’re better off in the long run if you share your feelings now, whether or not your vulnerability is received with much enthusiasm.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Examine your own feelings today in order to discover how you can show someone exactly what you need. But, you could find yourself on dangerous ground if you’re motivated by a strictly selfish point of view. The Moon’s presence in your dramatic sign illuminates your inner process with a spotlight so bright that you might not even notice if someone is already offering you what you want. Shifting the focus and listening to others ultimately allows you to be more receptive to the rewards you seek.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Something that’s left unsaid today grabs your attention, as if the unspoken words have more power because they are kept secret. Your current fear of the unknown can create a simple misunderstanding, especially if you make a false assumption. You don’t have to fast-talk your way through an awkward moment; it’s OK to leave a mystery unexplored for now and just move on.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You’re looking for an enjoyable escape from work today and, thankfully, your friends come riding to your rescue. Although you are prepared to meet your obligations, you long for a more meaningful chance to share what’s on your mind. If you don’t have something already on your social calendar, get on the phone and make it happen. This can be a fulfilling day, but might not amount to much unless you are willing to co-create it.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You might share more of your emotional needs than you intend today due to an unexpected intense interaction at work or a heated discussion at home. However, you want to present yourself in a more professional way now that the expressive Leo Moon is occupying your 10th House of Public Status. You are wise to remember that your job needs to come first at this time. Although it’s fully acceptable to bring your feelings into a discussion, you don’t have to reveal everything going on in your heart. Talking things out in a rational manner demonstrates your strength of character.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You may be excited about what’s happening in a personal or business relationship, but it’s crucial that you don’t ignore important information now just so you can continue enjoying yourself. It’s not that you are leaning toward denial; it’s just that the data you have may not be as clear as you would prefer. If you find yourself drifting off into dreamland today, consciously bring yourself back to ground level and get to work.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You are driven to work harder these days since you believe that you must make a significant commitment to your career, especially if you are to reach your goals. However, your fear of failure may be the symptom of a deeper issue. Critical self-judgment could stem from your uneasiness with your own ambitions. Be more appreciative of what you have already accomplished instead of worrying about what you’re going to do next.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

A partnership creates stress that may bubble to the surface now, even if you didn’t notice the tension as it was building. Although things might be going along well, a difficult interaction today makes you feel unsure of your role in the relationship. Stick to the facts; if you drift off into philosophical realms of conjecture you’re sure to lose focus. Instead of trying to explain the past, concentrate your thoughts on the present moment.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You might need to spend extra time doing things for others now without receiving the recognition you deserve. This lack of acknowledgment is likely to bring up old familiar issues. You don’t necessarily want the spotlight shining directly on you, but you still may be resentful if someone else receives the applause. Don’t be shy; let those responsible know if your feelings have been hurt. The atmosphere will lighten once you clear the air.

Your Weekend Lunar Love Horoscopes for June 22 – 24

Your Weekend Lunar Love Horoscope

by Jeff Jawer

No Holds Barred

June 22 – 24

This is a playful weekend when cutting loose and expressing yourself without inhibition can be a lot of fun. The good times start with the Moon shining in outgoing Leo, a dramatic sign that’s all about taking chances. Showing off shouldn’t be frowned upon because everyone deserves his or her moment in the spotlight. Going too far may occasionally be embarrassing, but heart connections come from releasing inhibitions and letting it all hang out.

The sign Leo is associated with the Sun, which aligns favorably with imaginative Neptune on Saturday. Romantic experiences that have no purpose other than mutual pleasure somehow make sense now. Set aside as many tasks as possible so that reality is left behind in the pursuit of a good time.

 
Sunday’s mood is a different story once the Moon shifts into analytical Virgo. The morning, though, may still be filled with hope and visions of brighter days ahead, yet a more sensitive tone is evident in the late afternoon and evening. The Moon’s stressful square with amorous Venus exposes vulnerabilities and feelings of uncertainty. A simple comment could be interpreted as a major criticism when that wasn’t the intention. Being kinder in what we say and gentler in our approach can reduce the likelihood of hurt feelings or wounded hearts.

the daily humorscopes for friday, june 22

the daily humorscope

Friday, June 22, 2012

 

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

A friend will ask you for help, but you should turn them down, silently, with a sad little shake of your head. When they ask what’s wrong, sigh deeply, and mutter “nothing, it’s nothing.”

 

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

Tomorrow when you wake up, many small objects on the carpet will bring you to the alarming conclusion that you have a live rabbit in the house. Search though you may, however, you will be completely unable to find hide nor hare of it…

 

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

You will receive a painful bonk on the head, today, while riding the bus downtown. It’s your own fault, though, for sitting in front of that trombone player.

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Good day to make sure you are prepared for a big earthquake. Get bottled water, a first-aid kit, canned food, flashlights, transistor radio, sturdy hiking boots, and a feather boa.

 

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

Hide.

 

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

E-coli. It’s what’s for dinner!

 

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

Your obsession with Lapsang Souchong tea takes a turn for the worse, today, as you begin secretly soaking your undergarments in it. Professional help is indicated.

 

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

Rhubarb pie is the only antidote for your ailment. Trust me on this one. Also, someone’s been teasing your cat.

 

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

Your neighbours will have a wild party, which you’ll catch glimpses of through the open window. You’ll know you shouldn’t watch, but it’s just hard to imagine how people can do that, especially on a trampoline.

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

You will join a team, and have lots of fun. I’m not sure what sport it is, but the team name will be “The Screaming Weasels”.

 

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

Uh oh. “Bursting into song day”, again. Your friends will avoid you.

 

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

Leek soup day, today. Despite your recent tendency towards shoplifting vegetables, I highly recommend you buy a leek, not take one.

Daily Horoscopes for Thursday, June 21

Today feels like the calm before a storm and we can see the intensity building on the horizon. It’s difficult to know if we’re turning our stories into melodramas because the hypersensitive Cancer Moon stirs up deep feelings. Thankfully, our actions speak louder than words now as talkative Mercury forms a supportive sextile with just-do-it Mars. The Moon’s shift into expressive Leo at 11:47 pm EDT sets the stage for a more dramatic day tomorrow.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Problems could arise from your natural desire to initiate action too quickly. You want to make something magical happen now, but may be uncertain about how to best move forward. If your inner voice suggests that you shouldn’t start anything yet, you are better off waiting. Don’t overcompensate by pushing your agenda even harder. Go with the flow and let your progress unfold on its own schedule.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You have a lot to say now, but after thoughtful consideration you may decide that it’s smarter to listen than to rant. Even if you have a busy day ahead of you, spending some time quietly amongst family and friends feels nourishing to your soul. Instead of only pursuing your ambitions today, find contentment in the peaceful safety of your own home. No matter how much you have to do, make time to nurture those you love.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You want to surround yourself with people who are just as busy as you are today, but it’s also smart to schedule some time to be alone. You could benefit from unplugging for a while and tuning into your inner wisdom. However, you cannot take time off until you complete your chores at work, so concentrate on getting things done early in the day. Replenishing your soul is just as important as meeting your obligations.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Rather than spending your entire day chasing after details at work, find a place to stretch out, catch a little sun, read a book and enjoy a bit of relaxation. Even if you have an important project to finish, the Sun and the Moon in nurturing Cancer encourage you to escape for a while to revitalize your soul. Don’t worry about meeting everyone else’s expectations; your current performance will be more than sufficient as long as you return to your work with a positive attitude.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your desires are growing stronger, and although they’re still deep beneath the surface, the idea of sharing them with someone you trust is exciting. Often you roaring Lions are straight up with your emotions and tell it as it is, but you may be overtaken by a more secretive mood today. Thankfully, there’s no need to deny your feelings because your inner experience can be quite enriching now without saying anything about it at all.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Getting together with your friends or meeting with your co-workers sounds like a good idea, but something may hold you back today. You are inclined to go through the motions of collaborating with a group, yet you don’t want to lose your individuality in the process. If you feel protective of your feelings, don’t spread yourself too thin. There’s still a lot to gain by participating in social activities if you keep things low key for now.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You might prefer crawling back into the privacy of your own world, luxuriating in the idea that you don’t need to go anywhere or see anyone. But reality may not let you off the hook so easily now. If you’re called upon to take responsibility for others you need to rise to the occasion. Thankfully, you can create a magical, yet invisible, protective shell that will keep you safe. The power of your imagination enables you to dream while still helping those in need.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Powerful feelings motivate you to step off the map and into uncharted lands today. Whether or not you are completely ready for your next adventure, there’s still a haunting familiarity to the landscape. You can’t tell if you have actually been here before or if it was only in a dream. Don’t let your attention wander too far because subtle clues are already revealing your future if you’re alert enough to notice.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You may be somewhat anxious today if someone pulls you into an emotional drama that is just one step outside of your comfort zone. Unfortunately, you might not be able to suppress the flood of emotions that reaches the surface. Forget about trying to escape and simply sink into your feelings without resistance. Rest assured that your moods will continue to change and you’ll be back to your buoyant self before you know it.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You strive for stability by building strong foundations and then steadily climbing toward your ambitious goals. But now, as the emotional waters swirl around your feet, you don’t feel as sure-footed as you like. However, it’s perfectly safe to float and let your feet leave the ground today. Swim through the mixed feelings of the day without trying to hold on to any one of them along the way.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You could be especially vulnerable as today’s tender Cancer Moon reminds you to retreat from your high-flying thoughts and dive into a deep pool of feelings. Try as you might to separate out the strands of emotions, your desires are woven into the everyday fabric of your life. You may feel as if this emotional tapestry is a heavy burden, yet it magically lightens if you have the courage to wear your heart proudly on your sleeve.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Although you may be re-evaluating your diverse feelings with respect to love, you won’t necessarily need to make significant relationship decisions now. Instead of worrying about problems you don’t even have, explore your passions and your fears by considering where you could shake up your social life. However, don’t make any sudden moves today. Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

the daily humorscopes for thursday, june 21

the daily humorscope

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

You will tell a total stranger that you’re “sick and tired of salad”, today. The stranger will recoil in shock and horror.

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

A moth the size of a Boeing 747 will erupt from a nearby hillside today, and go off to help a huge semi-aquatic rubbery dinosaur fight off an alien attack. So what are you doing to help?

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Extremely poor day to use obscure euphemisms or medical metaphors. In particular, avoid “kajoobies” or “shvontz” like the plague.

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Bad day to feed the Bengal tiger. Let someone else do it, today. Probably just an “off” batch of the Purina Tiger Chow, but why risk it?

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

Remember that silly song The Monster Mash? Beginning today, you will start sounding a lot like the lead singer in that song.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

Your perfume or cologne has too much patchoulli. Only an idiot wears patchoulli. Or a witch. Hmm. Er, never mind. Wear whatever you like. I’m sure it’s quite nice.

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

Nobody knows the trouble you’ve seen. Except for Bob, that is. You know – the quiet neighbor, with the binoculars?

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

You might consider picking up some holy water and a few stout wooden stakes. They’ll come in handy soon, although I’m not sure how.

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

You will dream about arrows without points, tonight, and it will have a deeply spiritual significance for you. You won’t know what to make of the episode with the lime jello, though.

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

Beware of short people.

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

Good day to avoid pickled herring.

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

Your main problem? You’re not eating NEARLY enough strudel.

Daily Horoscopes for Wednesday, June 20

We’re hesitant to reveal too much today because we worry about how others might react. The cautious Cancer Moon is supported by the Sun’s shift into Cancer at 7:08 pm EDT, marking the Summer Solstice. Rational Mercury’s square to stern Saturn has us thinking twice before we say anything, and an anxious Venus-Pluto aspect complicates emotions further. Nevertheless, we still desire romantic excitement as sensual Venus sextiles irrepressible Uranus.
Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your chores have piled up, especially if you’ve been procrastinating lately. In fact, the stack may be so high that it could topple over. Carefully considered preventive measures can help save the day, but you must act with restraint. If you try to fix everything all at once by impulsively jumping in with both feet, your intervention might start an avalanche that brings it all down on top of you. A shortcut is certainly tempting, but a conservative approach works best now if you want to make real progress.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Intense interactions between you and your friends may pull you away from your regular routine as a minor disagreement turns into a serious conflict. You can smooth over the rough spots by choosing the right words to express your feelings. However, you don’t have to go to extremes while sharing your emotions. Handling the basics of practical living always makes sense, but today you must also honor what’s in your heart.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You may feel a bit relieved and also a little let down today as the Sun leaves flighty Gemini for the watery realms of Cancer. Allowing the energy to shift out of your head and lower into your body might increase your vulnerability. Thankfully, no one expects you to have all the answers now. Instead, just listen to your intuition; it will steer you in the right direction.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

The Sun’s return to the sign of Cancer marks the beginning of your astrological birthday month, bringing increased vitality your way. You are reconnecting with your personal power now, but could have moments of self-doubt when you realize how much work is still ahead. Thankfully, you’re up for the challenge. Acknowledging whatever’s been holding you back enables you to change your assumptions and step into a more meaningful future.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may be drawn into your own inner drama now as the Sun slips into your 12th House of Secrets. Memories of the past, your family or your childhood give rise to powerful feelings that flood into your imagination. Fortunately, having more options available gives you the chance to eliminate a repetitive pattern that’s no longer working for you. Although you might be all over the emotional map today, seeing things from multiple points of view inspires you to elevate your awareness to a higher level.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Your vision of the future shifts today like the winds before a storm, making it difficult to know which way to go. However, you’re so perceptive now that you can discern the most significant thoughts from the background noise. Hold tight to your most valuable ideas, for they will guide you over the weeks ahead as the Sun travels through your 11th House of Hopes and Wishes. Don’t let anyone talk you out of your dreams, for they are the primary way to nurture your soul at this time.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You’re eager to participate in activities that involve people who can further your goals today. Naturally, doing what’s best for everyone is your preference, but it may not be so easy now that you’re being pulled in several directions. One part of you understands the sacrifice you’re ready to make, but another part resents what you are about to do. Remember, no one will be satisfied with the outcome if you aren’t happy with your choices, so reconsider your plans before initiating action.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You’re able to emotionally connect with others while also staying in touch with your own feelings now that the Sun is visiting the watery realms of Cancer. However, don’t expect the current intensity to dissipate. Instead, your passions may actually deepen. But it will become easier to manage your emotions over the next few weeks as long as you don’t bury them with nervous chatter or constant activity. Creating time for contemplation makes room for new insights to pop into awareness and inspire your dreams.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Relationships remain a top priority with loving Venus still retrograde in your 7th House of Partnerships, but the emphasis is changing from casual interactions to deeper and more powerful issues. This is the stuff that intimacy is made of, yet you may be resistant to the feelings of vulnerability that accompany this dance. Nevertheless, it’s time to go beyond words and sink into the mystery. Even if you long for the safety of logic, this emotional exploration could reveal previously buried treasure if you’re willing to take the plunge.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You’re often focused on your work and how you can get ahead in the world, but now there is also a light shining on your interpersonal relationships as the Sun visits your 7th House of Companions. Give yourself permission to honor your feelings and try not to be overly concerned if you temporarily forget about your career ambitions. Putting extra time toward nurturing a partnership just might bring emotional rewards far richer than professional recognition.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Today it might seem as if the fun and games are over, but, happily, they’re not. It’s just that it’s time to complete unfinished chores, and playtime may get pushed down toward the bottom of your priorities. Although summer is officially here (in the Northern Hemisphere), it’s difficult to enjoy yourself now while still acting in a responsible manner. You’ll relax even more once you feel the satisfaction from a job well done.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You Fish can swim a bit easier for the next month now that the Sun is journeying through your 5th House of Fun and Games. Although your feelings have been running deep lately, you grow more lighthearted today. You might appear more spontaneous and playful, yet you’re also quite serious about what you want. Trust your instincts and follow the currents wherever they take you.

the daily humorscopes for wednesday, june 20

the daily humorscope    

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

 

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

Would you just Stop? Nobody else feels the need to dance around like that…

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

In a surprising twist, the failure of another large London-based bank will be blamed on you, today. C’est la vie, non?

 

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Today is the second-to-last day, of the 19th segment of your life. Time to learn to appreciate tofu (bean curd).

 

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Resist temptation, today. You might have to get rough with it, or even wrestle it to the ground.

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

If you’re not already a vegetarian, you will be. Someone with the initial “E.” will make sure of that. Ed? Ernest? Dunno. Someone like that. E. Coli, is what I see. Odd name, huh? Sounds Italian.

 

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

You will be forced to re-evaluate your boss’ IQ, when you discover that he is looking forward to the release of “Titanic II.”

 

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

Something is about to become overly intimate with you. Intimacy can be good. Just not with fungus.

 

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

You may have to share a hotel room with a business colleague, to save travel expenses. Here’s a tip to keep them from talking all night: bring along a teddy bear, and punch it really hard in the head a few times at bedtime, screaming “Shut up, Mr. Teddy! Shut up!.”

 

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

A moth the size of a Boeing 747 will erupt from a nearby hillside today, and go off to help a huge semi-aquatic rubbery dinosaur fight off an alien attack. So what are you doing to help?

 

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

A new love affair will have you all misty-eyed. Either that, or it’s the onset of glaucoma, in which case you should seek immediate medical attention.

 

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

You will be buffeted by hordes of people, who will all simultaneously show up in your office “just to chat”. Eventually, you will make your escape by locking yourself in the bathroom.

 

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

You will have a trifle too much punch at a party this week, and will amuse the other guests by flopping around on the floor an making “Ark! Ark!” sounds. But who cares? If they want to be stuffy, let ’em, I say.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday, June 19

Today is a turning point, filled with a variety of interesting distractions. It seems as if each separate event is the most significant one, yet the Gemini New Moon at 11:02 am EDT teaches us about impermanence even as the Moon quickly enters watery Cancer at 1:33 pm. We plant our intellectual seeds and carefully nurture them as they sprout over the weeks ahead. However, we must let go of any old ideas that have already served their purpose.
Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

There are so many things to do today that you cannot keep up with your own agenda. The busy Gemini New Moon falls in your 3rd House of Information, tempting you to fill your mind with data instead of seeking the deeper meaning of your experiences. You may feel preoccupied by all the external noise, while wishing that you had a chance to delve into the pleasures that you know are waiting for you somewhere. Be patient; your time will come.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You are more concerned about money now with the Gemini New Moon activating your 2nd House of Resources. You might not be able to relax until your material world is more secure. It’s disconcerting if you’re consumed by the annoying realization that you’re not quite as financially comfortable as you wish. However, nothing is preventing you from reconsidering where you go next. You can always change your mind along the way.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

If you feel tangled up in your thoughts now, remember that curiosity is a perfectly natural Gemini trait and you may need to play out every possibility in your mind. The clever Gemini New Moon might have you obsessing about details you cannot possibly know. It’s OK if you feel lost in your own mental maze; you’re perfectly safe and exactly where you need to be today.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your dreams serve a very important purpose and you would quickly lose interest in your future without their inspiration. You often anticipate better times ahead, but now the Gemini New Moon in your 12th House of Endings may have your fantasies working in reverse. If you’re worried about what’s around the next corner, try not to push these concerns away. Embrace your thoughts as messages from within. But then, take it to the next level by giving yourself permission to work toward whatever you want.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

If you are trying to hold on to the status quo at work, it’s useful to re-evaluate your long-term goals now that the New Moon occurs in your 11th House of Dreams and Wishes. Your current mental agility can help you get what you want, but you must also learn something about yourself or others will think that you’re just playing games. Don’t try to bluff your way through the situation; be open to the lessons at hand.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The interactive Gemini New Moon in your 10th House of Career indicates that you’re being encouraged by others to follow a particular professional path. However, you have additional goals that may not be addressed by your current choices. Fortunately, it’s not necessary to reveal your inner conflicts yet. Publicly expressing your deepest feelings today will only confuse your co-workers. Research your options before sharing what’s on your mind.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You may be highly motivated to let go of desires that have little chance of being fulfilled as the flighty Gemini New Moon stimulates your 9th House of Big Ideas. You have reached a point where you are ready to make changes in order to add excitement to your life and you have little patience for those who might stand in your way. Don’t sweat the small stuff today; concentrate on your long-term goals rather than the details of the day.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Be careful about complicating a delicate situation today as the noisy Gemini New Moon occupies your 8th House of Deep Sharing. Nevertheless, you are driven by an unquenchable desire to explain the unexplainable as you push toward getting what you want. Your belief that the outcome will be an all-or-nothing one can muddy the waters. The best way to avoid problems is to be honest and keep all communications clear of any possible misunderstandings.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You may struggle to find balance between taking care of your most basic needs and meeting everyone else’s expectations as the dualistic Gemini New Moon falls in your 7th House of Others. Your real dilemma stems from the illusion that you can have it both ways now. Although your diplomatic skills rise to the occasion, you must eventually make a choice because you cannot serve two masters. Instead of getting caught up in the moment and rushing your decision, allow time for your inner voice to make itself heard.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Someone may see you as selfish today, but you know that you must attend to your own needs before you can truly help those around you. You may feel a bit overwhelmed now with all that you have going on and you won’t be much good to anyone if you don’t put the details of your life in order. Thankfully, the information-rich Gemini New Moon lands in your 6th House of Daily Routine, enabling you to increase your everyday efficiency so you have the time and energy to be of service to others.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Today’s adaptable Gemini New Moon falls in your 5th House of Self-Expression, motivating you to share your enthusiasm. However, you may be too quick to change your story for each new audience. Don’t be overly concerned about impressing others with your song and dance; if you please yourself, everyone else will jump on your bandwagon. Being loved starts with learning to love yourself more.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You may be extra protective of your home and family now because subconsciously you know that everything cannot stay the same. Today’s fickle Gemini New Moon occupies your 4th House of Security, tempting you to fearfully hold on to your feelings. Ironically, your attachment to the past might destabilize the present. Instead of trying to maintain the status quo, consider what you can do to become an agent of change.

the daily humorscopes for tuesday, june 19

the daily humorscope 

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

 

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

Today you will uncover astonishing proof that the dinosaurs died out due to a retrovirus contagion. Furthermore, you will find evidence of a government cover-up of research that indicates the same thing is likely to happen to humans. Don’t worry, though.

 

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

Beware of poltergeists, today.

 

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Stop slouching, and sit up straight! How do you expect to get ahead in the world if you pay no attention to proper posture?

 

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Today will be a great day for bargains. For example, you’ll find a really amazing price on a flame-thrower, at the Army surplus store. A flame-thrower is one of those rare things that really creates a lasting first impression — so you should definitely get it.

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

You will hear screams coming from a Hungarian restaurant, while you are walking by. Don’t worry, though. That’s normal.

 

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

Soon you will start work on a mystery novel, “The Curse Of The Mummy’s Nose”, told from the point of view of your cat, Erik.

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

Good time to go into business making measuring spoons. Good ones to start with would be a “smidgeon” and a “pinch.”

 

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

You will have a visit from “The Scourge of Valderia.” He’s thin, small, balding, wears little round glasses, and dresses in a rumpled blue suit. Still you don’t want to cross him.

 

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

Following up on your accidental observation of the “sock dimension” (remember that sock you saw re-materializing a while back?), you will invent a machine to let you cross over the dimensional barrier. Sadly, you’ll be one dimension off, and will pop into the lost pen and pencil dimension, where you will be severely poked.

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

Noticing a picture on a colleague’s desk, you will comment “I’ve never cared for those hairless cats”. That might not be a good thing to say. Newborns can be a bit blotchy, and new parents can be a bit touchy…

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

Things haven’t been going well for you lately, and you’re sinking into a fairly ugly bit of self-pity. You merely need to count your blessings! (1) You’ve got a tremendous talent, which some day may be in demand, (2) You’re almost normal — LOTS of people have extra appendages, (3)…

 

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

You will finally come to understand what Mies Van der Rohe was talking about when he said “Less is more.” He was talking about his brother, Lester Van der Rohe, and was referring to a small weight-gain problem.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Monday, June 18

We’re wise to stay on course now, instead of changing plans at the first sign of difficulty. The inquisitive Gemini Moon encourages us to gather more knowledge by reading books, observing reality and actively engaging in conversations. But the Moon’s square to assertive Mars suggests trouble if our feelings conflict with what we must accomplish. Fortunately, a subsequent lunar trine with karmic Saturn indicates that our persistence pays off.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Spending the day relaxing seems like a good idea, but your irrepressible restlessness makes this unlikely today. You bore quickly and your overactive thoughts can fuel an attraction to an emotionally charged situation or an intense debate. Be careful about creating unnecessary noise just because you want a bit of excitement or an excuse to escape. It’s better to remain quiet now and contemplate the results of speaking your truth before saying something you cannot take back.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You might be in emotional distress today, finding it difficult to ask for what you want. Your thoughts seem to be buzzing around in never-ending circles as they continue to grow more intense. Controlling your impulses is your smartest strategy to keep things from unraveling now. Thankfully, there’s no need to be overly concerned because your mood will likely shift midday, enabling you to settle down and accomplish your goals.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You are in your own element today with the Sun and the Moon flying through your airy sign. Although you might feel a bit of emotional pressure from a family member or close friend, it’s not necessary to jump through a lot of hoops now trying to live up to anyone’s expectations. Instead, imagine you are a kite, riding on the changeable breezes. Don’t try too hard to resist the currents; fortunately, the winds will ultimately carry you along effortlessly to your destination.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Although you may want to be alone for a while, your day depends on how well you can get along with others. You might wish that you could escape into fantasies, but the real challenge today is to balance your dreams with what you must do in the real world. Once you accept the necessity of social interactions, you should be able to find the security you seek from within.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Being optimistic is a blessing, but you can float off into dreamland today with no obvious way to come back down to earth. The danger is that a balloon filled with too much hot air can explode. You could set yourself up for disappointment if your expectations are overinflated. Thankfully, talking with your friends and associates can help you balance your perspective as long as you’re willing to listen.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Worrying about doing the right thing at work turns up the stress level. Although concentration comes naturally to you, one emotional issue after another today distracts you from what needs to be done. Everything seems more urgent now, so try to maintain a sensible perspective. Cut back on unnecessary activities and say only what’s necessary. It’s wise to conserve your energy for later in the week when you will need it most.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

The mood-setting Moon lightens everything up for you while it’s in whimsical Gemini, which, like Libra, is a thoughtful Air sign. Although you’re eager to listen and learn, you might believe that you should also share everything you know. However, full disclosure isn’t necessarily the best option today. Discretion is advised now, for there are some things better left unsaid.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You may be somewhat unsure of the very same people on whom you normally rely. It feels as if you’re the only person these days who takes enough time to think everything through to its conclusion. You really aren’t that difficult to please; it’s just that you wish others would try a bit harder. Push gently as you interact with friends and associates because alienating them will not necessarily produce better results or make you feel any happier. Work with what you have instead of what you want.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Today’s flighty Gemini Moon fans your inspirational Sagittarian fires. Your enthusiasm is growing, but problems might arise stemming from an information overload. Stop adding more data to the mix once you reach your saturation point. Make your decisions now with what you already know and trust that your choices will be the best ones.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You are nearing a turning point and can finally move beyond the previous limitations if you’re willing to take a risk today. Thankfully, you can escape the consequences of the same rules that you normally respect. It’s not that you’re particularly rebellious now; it’s just you can no longer blindly follow policies and procedures that don’t make sense. Walk on the wild side, but remember your way back home.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You are eager to glide through even the most difficult of circumstances today since the smart Gemini Moon comfortably supports your logical and analytical bias. Even if you have a lot to do now, you’re able to think on your feet quickly enough to manage nearly anything that surfaces, allowing you to also squeeze in some time for fun. Give yourself the benefit of any doubt. If something enjoyable comes along, grab the opportunity to pursue the good time you deserve.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

It’s a multiple choice kind of day because the dualistic Gemini Moon reveals a variety of paths that all seem to lead back home. Ultimately, you would like to balance your current curiosity with a desire to maintain the status quo; however, these two needs can lead you in very different directions. Actively explore your options and follow your impulses. Once you have exhausted the alternatives, it will be much easier to settle on a final course.

Your Love & Romance Horoscopes for the Week of June 18th

The flirty Gemini New Moon on Tuesday adds an exciting edge to the air early in the week, followed by the Summer Solstice on Wednesday when the Sun shifts into loving Cancer. This is a weekend to celebrate with the evocative Moon’s presence in playful Leo on Friday and Saturday. Setting cares aside to open hearts and enjoy life without any selfish ambitions reduces tension and invites fun. The mood is more serious on Sunday with a lunar entry into earthy Virgo, encouraging a more grounded approach to relationships.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Clear your calendar for playtime this weekend with the Moon dancing in dramatic Leo and your 5th House of Romance on Friday and Saturday. You will know just how far to push it in your pursuit of pleasure, finding it easy to attract admirers without coming on too strong. Sunday, though, requires a lighter touch when exercising self-restraint and paying attention to details matter. Discussing delicate issues takes time; let patience be your guide and listen at least as much as you talk.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Entertaining at your place makes sense on Friday and Saturday with the boisterous Leo Moon lighting up your 4th House of Home and Family. Being generous of spirit is the key to meaningful interactions, even if you feel like you’re not receiving all the love and attention you need in return. Giving more than you take pays off on Sunday with a lunar shift into fellow Earth sign Virgo and your 5th House of Romance. A perfect mix of practicality and play allows you to find pleasure working with a desirable partner or to have fun even when doing your chores.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Flirtatious behavior is appropriate all week long starting with the friendly Gemini New Moon on Tuesday and ending with the bold Leo Moon shining in your 3rd House of Communication on Friday and Saturday. Striking up casual conversations enlivens even the most routine outing. You know how to be playful without ruffling feathers now that your chatty ruling planet Mercury is traveling through sensitive Cancer. Sharing intimate issues in a discreet manner is bound to enrich your relationship life. Telling someone you care might make all the difference in the world.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You may need to pump up your self-confidence to really enjoy being around others this weekend. The audacious Leo Moon’s presence in your 2nd House of Self-Worth signals the call to be more outgoing in your approach on Friday and Saturday. Dress up to put yourself in the mood required to tap into social opportunities and inspire romantic relationships. Showing your best self increases your chances for a deeper connection. Expressing your heart’s desires at the right moment may be all you need to do.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

It’s time to step out and shine this weekend with the Moon illuminating your romantic sign on Friday and Saturday. Going too far in your search for fun is almost impossible now. As long as you obey the laws and don’t hurt anyone, there are no limits on how hard you can play. The spotlight is on you so you might as well put on an unforgettable show. You can make a heart connection almost anywhere you go. You might need a day of rest and recovery on Sunday after the Moon enters practical Virgo and your 2nd House of Resources.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The action for you this weekend is on the fringes and in the quiet corners of social gatherings. This behind-the-scenes approach works for you because the mood-setting Moon is lingering in your 12th House of Secrets on Friday and Saturday. While this lunar energy could make you feel like an outsider, it’s also a perfect chance for cozy connections in out-of-the-way places. Get some rest, you will need it. The pace changes significantly when the Moon moves into your industrious sign on Sunday, raising your public profile and putting you in the middle of the action.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Friends and organizations enliven your personal life this weekend with the expressive Leo Moon shaking up your 11th House of Groups on Friday and Saturday. Working for a cause is a great way to meet someone new or add a sense of purpose to a current flame. Sunday’s agenda takes a spiritual approach with the Moon’s shift into your 12th House of Divinity. Your amorous ruling planet Venus will finally start moving forward next week, making this a perfect time to complete unfinished personal business.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Graciously handling your responsibilities puts you in good stead this weekend. The confident Leo Moon occupies your 10th House of Public Duties on Friday and Saturday, empowering you to take the leadership role and run with it. Putting on a positive face, even under tough circumstances, earns you appreciation, admiration and allies. Good friends lighten the load on Sunday by inviting you to join in enjoyable group activities so you can take your mind off your work for a while.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

The passionate Leo Moon inspires your 9th House of Higher Learning and Faraway Places on Friday and Saturday. Travel expeditions and educational experiences might put you in the mood for love. Sharing these mind-expanding activities strengthens your current partnership or fires up a potential new one. Expressing your opinions honestly might scare off a timid person who’s probably not your type. Hold out for the one who can challenge your head and your heart.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

There’s no halfway position when it comes to relationships this weekend. The risk-taking Leo Moon lights up your 8th House of Intimacy on Friday and Saturday, motivating you to give it all you’ve got. Investing more of yourself with the one you love or making bold moves with a potential new partner is essential. Sure, you may feel foolish by being so open emotionally, yet holding back keeps you out of the game. Life is an adventure on Sunday once the Virgo Moon moves into your 9th House of Big Ideas; you can travel anywhere you wish in your mind.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You should be ready to rock when it comes to relationships this weekend. The Moon’s presence in demonstrative Leo and your 7th House of Partners heats up personal matters on Friday and Saturday. Don’t play it cool when passion is the key that opens the door to love. It’s better to go too far than to keep your feelings to yourself. Outgoing people with lots of energy and the courage to express themselves freely are your best companions now. After the Moon slips into discerning Virgo and your 8th House of Intimacy on Sunday, you will know if you want to take the romance to the next level.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The proud Leo Moon’s visit to your 6th House of Service on Friday and Saturday could occupy your time with work. But a playful approach to any task can turn it into an opportunity for fun and maybe even spark an unexpected attraction. You can make chores seem like a game now by being bold and creative in your actions. Sunday offers even greater chances for connecting with someone special as a lunar transit in your 7th House of Partners pulls the people you admire into your orbit. Your love light is nearly impossible to resist.

the daily humorscopes for monday, june 18

the daily humorscope 

Monday, June 18, 2012

 

Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

Today you will get one of those pimples that just suddenly appears, and you will only notice it when you glance in the mirror after a very important meeting.

Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

Small fluffy animals will come over and lean on you, today. It’s just their way of showing their appreciation, and of telling you that you are furniture.

 

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Today you will be watched by cats. It’s nothing really worth worrying about, I’m sure. Did you know that you’ve started making little unconscious “squeaks” when you’re concentrating on something?

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Today will be especially trying, and if you’re not careful, you could end up in a pretty grumpy frame of mind. Take precautions! Wear your E.T. underwear.

 

Leo

(July 23 – August 22)

You are coming down with a truly horrendous cold. The kind of cold that makes everyone else miserable, just by looking at you. That’s just the kind of inconsiderate behaviour people are starting to expect from you, too.

Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)

You’ll become best pals with a large invisible rabbit, today. Well, actually he’s a “puka”, which is a type of Celtic spirit, but he’ll look like a large invisible rabbit.

 

Libra

(September 23 – October 22)

You will unearth a small stone figurine, while digging in a garden. If you set it on your television and put a small bowl of fruit in front of it, those unsightly warts should clear up in a week or two.

 

Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

Today is not a good day to be yourself. In fact, that might even be dangerous. Be someone else, until further notice.

 

Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

Excellent day to make odd hand gestures at people you don’t know.

Capricorn

(December 22 – January 20)

Absolutely marvelous day to complain, grumble, gripe, or whine. Remember: if you’re going to do something, do it well.

 

Aquarius

(January 21 – February 18)

You will discover a horror almost beyone imagining today — your home is inhabited by the ghost of an insurance salesman. Who you gonna call?

Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)

You need to work harder on your friendships. Why, you sometimes don’t even like yourself that much, do you? Be nice to yourself this week – buy yourself some flowers or a nice gift. And stop suspecting yourself of having an ulterior motive!

New Moon in Gemini Horoscopes, June 19

Two Gemini New Moons in a month mean it’s time to cut the clutter!

 

Get ready for more information overload! This unusual event on June 19 is the second New Moon in Gemini in less than a month! We now have another chance to initiate connections and gather information, but efficiency is essential now.

That’s because Mars in discriminating Virgo forms a square with this lunation that signals the need to eliminate excess data so we can focus on critical details. The urge to collect ideas and facts needs to be tempered by a very focused and practical perspective on its application.

See how this New Moon in Gemini will affect your horoscope sign:

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You may be hearing a lot of noise that can turn your head in several directions now. Don’t pay attention to conversations that don’t contribute to the bottom line. Gossip and random data might be interesting, but they distract you from making the key connections that really matter. Concentrate on core concerns when trying to impress others, as one practical concept is worth more than a million random ideas.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Making a choice between two different financial opportunities or purchasing decisions could be challenging now. It’s best to be conservative by putting your resources in as safe a situation as possible. Buying one item of a higher quality is better than purchasing two cheap ones. Similarly, putting your effort into sharpening an essential skill is smarter than spending time on trivial pursuits.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

This New Moon in your diverse sign is challenged by impatient Mars in pragmatic Virgo. If you’re feeling edgy, it’s probably because you have too many activities on your plate. Try cutting down your agenda by eliminating tasks that aren’t essential at this time. Serious Saturn’s favorable alignment to this lunation provides the discipline you need to avoid distractions and increase your productivity.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This New Moon falls in your 12th House of Endings, making this a great time to review the recent past. Carefully evaluating your plans helps you recognize which projects aren’t worthwhile so that you can let go of them and focus on what’s really going to change your life. Spiritual practices and using your imagination and creativity are positive new directions to consider.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)

This event in your 11th House of Groups can spur you to get more involved in an organization or to re-evaluate your role on a team. Getting along with colleagues may be difficult until you’ve worked out the details of exactly what you expect of one another. Boosting your status on the team is most likely to come from upgrading your ability in a specialized skill.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

This busy New Moon falls in your 10th House of Career and Public Responsibility, which can load you down with obligations. Instead of wearing yourself out by trying to please everyone, it’s healthier to eliminate some tasks from the pile — even if it’s tough for you to disappoint others or to feel like you’re not pulling your weight. A diet regarding your duties will do you wonders.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

Your interest in faraway places is likely to be spurred by this New Moon in your adventurous 9th House of Travel. However, this isn’t the ideal time to consider a getaway. It’s smarter to find ways to combine play with work or education so that a trip pays off in practical terms. Advice offered by a successful person might not be easy to accept but is probably worth taking.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

Relationships could reach a new level of complications with this lunation landing in your 8th House of Intimacy. But instead of shutting out thoughts in your head or words from a partner, do your best to listen intently. Among the many things being said are one or two items that really count. Filter out the trivial stuff and you’ll hear valuable information for your personal and professional life.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

This New Moon in your 7th House of Partners can put pressure on your relationship life. But that can be a good thing if you’re ready to make a commitment or are willing to work on the little details that can make or break an alliance. Sticking to real world issues and ways to resolve them is more important than letting your restless mind wander off in interesting but impractical directions.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

Altering some of your work habits might be a productive use of this New Moon. It falls in your 6th House of Employment, challenging you to be even more efficient than useful. That could seem unfair as you’re probably juggling more balls in the air than usual. A healthier diet, along with proper rest and exercise helps you handle stress without getting edgy or wearing yourself out.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

It’s time to be playful, creative and to have more fun. This New Moon lands in your 5th House of Romance and Children, where it lightens your heart and raises your profile. People want to be with you but you won’t have time for all of them. Carefully choosing who you want to spend your time with can make the difference between being bored silly and having an awesome time.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)

Changes on the home front are likely with this lunation in your 4th House of Roots. Unfinished thoughts and conversations about family may resurface, but it’s not helpful to simply repeat the old thoughts. Finding solutions is what this is all about, so focus on fixing issues. If have one you can’t resolve, set is aside and concentrate your efforts where real improvements can be made.

 

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Your Daily Horoscopes for Friday, June 15

We can prepare for the upcoming transformations by integrating all the recent changes as soon as possible. Fortunately, now that  the Moon is visiting stabilizing Taurus we feel emotionally safe to ask for what we want and may even be a bit obstinate if we think that our needs aren’t heard. However, we’re not as distracted by our own mental meanderings as it seems. Thankfully, we can concentrate our hopes on what’s most important for our future.
Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Paying close attention to financial matters makes good sense now that the materialistic Moon is moving through your 2nd House of Resources. You may have to restrain your spending in order to manage your monthly expenses, but whatever corrective actions you take today might not have much impact until next week. There’s no need to panic as long you take care of your business responsibly. Being thankful for what you currently have turns your outlook in a positive direction.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Dealing with practical matters is a constructive use of your time, but something still bothers you even if you cross off everything on your to-do list. Perhaps an unresolved emotional issue is gnawing away at your sense of accomplishment, making you doubt your own abilities now. Putting extra effort into your work tilts the scales of judgment in your favor. But make sure that you also honor your feelings by sharing your concerns with a dependable friend.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Conversations are lively today, words flowing back and forth with a natural rhythm. It seems as if there is a really good connection between you and your friends, but something significant isn’t being addressed. The more questions you ask in your process of discovery, the less you realize you know. Instead of hunting down answers now, simply relax and enjoy the lighthearted interactions. You can continue your search for meaning tomorrow.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Don’t act so surprised if your friends come through for you today in an unexpected way. You might be embarrassed at first because you are feeling more vulnerable than you prefer. However, a negative gut reaction can morph into a more positive one once you realize that you’re all on the same team. Look at the help you receive as an opportunity to get closer to someone you truly admire.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Offering your generosity and loyalty to a friend in times of turmoil is something you do quite naturally. However, your actions might affect more than any one single person. There’s no need to hold back if others are looking to you for leadership. Deliver the goods, along with a song and a smile; your dependability acts as a shining example for those around you.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You’re naturally motivated to stand high on the mountain so you have the very best view, yet developing your vision may be quite complicated now. Intellectually, you can expand your perspective through education, so consider enrolling in a course or even traveling to widen your horizons. There’s no need to confine your explorations to books or classrooms; you might learn more by embarking on an adventure in the real world.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Your love for the finer things in life lures you into an emotionally charged conversation with a close friend as you explore the possibilities ahead. You’re interested in going on a trip or doing something that breaks you out of your current routine, but you don’t want to move too fast. Talking about change is safer now than actually making your move. Consider today’s discussion as the first step toward making your dreams come true.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Getting into an argument is easier than resolving it. If you run into a stubborn person who tries to tell you what to do today, it might irk you enough to tell them off. Unfortunately, even a small disagreement now could escalate into an emotionally uncomfortable confrontation. Being aware of your intensity enables you to keep the energy from getting too extreme. Sidestepping conflict by taking the high road turns things in a positive direction.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your own crazy antics may be more bothersome to you today than anyone else’s fickle behavior. The good news is that everyone seems to be changing their minds as quickly as you are now. The bad news, however, is that it can be difficult to pin anyone down to specifics when it comes to relationship matters. Exploring your options is healthy as long as you don’t commit to anything you might later regret.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

If you have been keeping up with your recent responsibilities, then relax, hit the reset button and recharge your emotional batteries today. Doing something special with a loved one or even just hanging out on your own can bring blissful satisfaction. But you are more restless than usual and could also start a few projects just to occupy your mind. Keep your priorities straight and remember that it’s time to listen to your heart.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You may grow anxious at work today because you want to begin your weekend as soon as possible. You are looking forward to some exciting activities now, but have a few non-negotiable domestic chores to finish before you cut loose to enjoy yourself. Try not to let your anticipation of the future get in the way of your current efficiency or you will have even more to do before the fun can start.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Expressing your feelings can be challenging when language falls short of describing the richness of your imagination. However, the right words come to you just in the nick of time today, increasing your confidence that you can get your message across. But it’s not about rambling on aimlessly; state your point succinctly and then step back to let the other person respond. Remember, communication is a two-way street.

Your Love Horoscopes for the Weekend of June 15 – 17

Weekend Love: Lunar Love

by Jeff Jawer

 

Picking up the Pace

June 15 – 17

Friday is the best day to chill with the Moon hanging out in easygoing Taurus. Simple activities create a sense of calm that makes everyone feel comfortable. Sticking to familiar places and faces reduces stress, yet the price paid is a lack of stimulation. However, stubborn resistance to new experiences and dealing with difficult emotions might prevent relationships from moving forward.

Mobility increases considerably on Saturday night when the Moon dances into flirty Gemini. It’s as if most of the evening continues the slow, Taurus, relaxed pace until suddenly the energy changes into a more playful, curious and dynamic time. The late night lunar shift into flighty Gemini arouses feelings of restlessness and inspires conversations with all sorts of people on every conceivable subject. Words flow freely now without too much concern about facts or consistency, so take what is said from someone new with a giant grain of salt.

Talking into the wee hours of the morning is likely to get Sunday off to a late start, but it’s best to have a wide-open schedule, anyway. The curious Gemini Moon doesn’t like to follow a plan, making this an ideal day for practicing spontaneity. A short trip and some casual shopping are a couple of fun ways to play. Plenty of phone calls and online communications are likely with the evocative Moon’s presence in this highly conversational sign. Indulging in a little bedtime reading is a perfect way to end the night