A Laugh for Today – Winter Jokes That Will Warm You Up with Laughter

When there’s a nip in the air, the days start getting shorter and snow begins to fall, you know that winter is here. And whether you like it or not, it’s here to stay for a while. But even though the brisk weather means spending more time inside, there are also some perks: having snowball fights, building snowmen and snuggling up with loved ones in front of the fire. Even better? Those chilly moments can also serve as the inspiration for some hilarious winter jokes!

These seasonal jokes are great to include in cards along with a winter quote, to send via text or to entertain a crowd IRL. Whether you’re looking for short jokes, bad jokes or short jokes for kids, this list of sidesplitting winter jokes is perfect for the whole family and will keep you as warm as a nice cup of hot chocolate.

Short winter jokes

1. How do snowmen read their texts?

With an icy stare.

2. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

A snowball.

3. What bites but doesn’t have teeth?

Frost.

4. What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

5. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?

Lost.

6. What do you call a snowman in August?

A puddle.

7. Where do snowmen love to dance?

At a snowball.

8. What do you call a slow skier?

A slope-poke!

9. What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Iceburgers.

10. What do snowmen win at the Olympics?

Cold medals!

11. Which one is faster: hot or cold?

Hot. You can catch a cold.

12. Where do snowmen put their money?

In snow banks.

13. How do snowmen buy birthday presents?

With cold, hard cash.

14. What did the tree say after a long winter?

What a re-leaf!

15. What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night?

Cold cream.

Corny winter jokes

16. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!”

17. Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?

She liked playing cool jazz.

18. What do you call a snowman’s temper tantrum?

A meltdown.

19. How do snowmen get information?

They search on the winter-net.

20. How do polar bears make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

21. Why did the two snowmen divorce?

One thought the other was a flake.

22. What do snow parents call their kids?

Chill-dren.

23. What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

The cold shoulder.

24. Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?

They’re afraid of Wales.

25. Which side of a polar bear has the most fur?

The outside.

26. How does a penguin build a house?

Igloos it together.

27. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?

A snowmobile.

28. As I grow, I come closer to the ground. What am I?

An icicle.

29. If a winter fox lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?

A retail store.

30. Why did the bear keep getting fired?

He always disappeared in the winter.

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