A Laugh for Today – Knock-Knock Jokes

OPEN UP

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

KNOCK-KNOCK SASS

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!

DOWNRIGHT MAGICAL

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

PLAYTIME

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe you come out to play?