Category: A Laugh for Today

A Little Humor for Your Day

Hilarious Monday Jokes to Get You Through the Week

Monday is the second day of the week. It’s also the first of the school and work week.

Instead of thinking of Monday as a dreadful day, beat the Monday blues with humor.

It can also help you be more productive by putting you in the right mindset.

1. What’s the bright side of Mondays?

It only happens once a week.

2. Who wins in a fight, Sunday or Monday?

Sunday because Monday is a weekday.

3. What do you call a person who’s happy on Monday?

Unemployed.

4. What kind of movie would Monday be?

A long and boring one.

5. Which day of the week is more depressing than Monday?

Sadder-day.

6. What does the calendar say after Monday and Tuesday?

WTF.

7. How is Monday like a math problem?

Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.

8. Why was the broom late for work on Monday morning?

It over-swept.

9. What’s the worst Monday you can have?

The next one.

10. What day of the week gets the most groans?

I hope the rest of your and your family day and evening is relaxing, filled with fun, laughter, some me time, and love.

Merry part until we merry meet again tomorrow!

Welcome to WOTC! A Thought for Today and A Little Humor for Your Day

I got the birthday horoscope traits caught up and part of the regular daily posts done. The doctor put me in a knee brace and took x-rays. If they do not show anything I will be going for an MRI. Sitting at my desk is somewhat less painful but still hurts too. Tomorrow I am hoping to be able to do all the regular daily posts. Thanking you for sticking by me and supporting me while I heal from this injury!

May your and your family’s lives be filled with love, happiness, laughter, joy, and all things positive!

Blessed be.

If you want to see some information on any tradition of witchcraft or herbs or flowers or a Goddess or a God or anything pertaining to any tradition of witchcraft, please put it in the comment section or email Lady Carla Beltane at ladybeltane@witchesofthecraft.com. I will try to find some information to post about it.

I hope the rest of your and your family day and evening is relaxing, filled with fun, laughter, some me time, and love.

Merry part until we merry meet again tomorrow!

Some Humor for Your Day

Even on my darker days of pain or feeling depressed I try to find one thing to make me laugh. I also smile at strangers I may pass on the street or in a store or any place else I might encounter someone figuring a smile may brighten and otherwise yucky day. 8 out of 10 times the person smiles back at me. Try it you may find it brightens your day also!

I hope the rest of your and your family day and evening is relaxing, filled with fun, laughter, some me time, and love.

Merry part until we merry meet again tomorrow!

Some Humor for Your Day!

I did most of the regular posts today yesterday so I can have today off from WOTC. I wish we didn’t have to go out to do Big Dawgs job. But I have more than normal full days off thanks to the immunizations I got and recouping from their side effects. Yesterday was my first day all week that my body felt around 90% normal for me. Love and hugs out to each of you reading this from me.

May the rest of your day be filled with relaxation, love, and all positive things!

Until we meet again blessed be.

If you want to see some information on any tradition of witchcraft or herbs or flowers or anything pertaining to witchcraft, please put it in the comment section or email Lady Carla Beltane at ladybeltane@witchesofthecraft.com. I will try to find some information to post about it.

If you want a friend to talk, a shoulder to cry on, just vent or let out a cathartic scream because of what is going on in your life please email me and I will get back to you as soon as possible. We can do it by email or audio or video Skype. I am an ordained minster the reason this might be important to you is I cannot discuss anything we talk about with anyone else (even Big Dawg, my husband)