You Know Someone Is New
To Magick And New Age Ideology
When They Think That …

An ATHAME is the gas you use for your grill.

A CENSOR is a drink you mix with alcohol.

ASTRAL PROJECTION is a home-made movie viewer.

A SYMPATHITIC LINK is when you feel sorry because your chain broke.

WICCA is that part of the candle that burns.

APHRODITE is a prehistoric bird.

ARCHETYPES is a kind of building structure.

BLESSED BE is the god of insects.

A BOOK OF SHADOWS contains silhouettes of friends or family members.

A BRAZIER is support wear for women.

CASTING is done with a fishing line, or on a set in Hollywood.

CHARGING is done with a credit card or battery.

The only way to get into a CIRCLE is to have the right of way.

Crystal CLEANSING is done with window cleaner.

CYCLES have to do with your washing machine and when to add fabric softener.

DEMETER is where you put your quarter when you park downtown.

A DOLMAN is a new brand of banana.

HANDFASTING is eating without utensils.

LEY LINES happen at the airport in Hawaii.

PAN is something you fry food in.

A QUARTER is 25 cents and still buys a cup of coffee. (Note: This person is not only new to magick, but they also haven’t been out in a while!)

SKYCLAD is a shade of blue clothing.

A TRAD is a type of geometrical figure.

WHEEL OF FORTUNE is the game show with Vanna White.

–Turok’s Cabana

Puns from Reader’s Digest

Could a … … librarian be called a bookkeeper? … referee be a game warden? … dairyman be a cowboy? … cabinetmaker be the president? —Submitted by J. Lee

VILLAGE IDIOM

There’s a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom. —Albert Sloan

IN A NUTSHELL

I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. —Gary Delaney, comedian

OOPS!

Sometimes you just have to kick back with a cup of tea or whatever and a good book than say, “There’ll be another full moon next month.”

I am sorry if some of the posts seem like I did them quickly. I have been working since around 4:00 AM CST to make today’s posts went up on time or very close to it.

Why M&M’s Are Wiccan

• MM = Merry Meet
• Round shape for wheel of the year, cycle of seasons
• Skins are different colors, but the inside is the same chocolate, because we are all related
• Associations with the colors:
  • Red = South
  • Green = West
  • Dark Brown = North
  • Yellow = East
  • Orange = For the Solar God
  • Light Brown = For the Earth Mother
• Rotate the M & M:
  • M = 13th letter of alphabet, and there are often 13 members in a coven
  • 3 = Triple Goddess, three phases of moon
  • W = Witchcraft, Wiccan
  • E = Enlightenment

Coping strategies for anxiety include many things, but one thing that’s sure to help is indulging in some humor—which we just happen to have for you!

From Reader’s Digest

Anxiety cartoons we can all relate to

Dealing with anxiety in your everyday life is a rollercoaster of emotions, but something that can help people get through it is knowing that others feel the same way. These anxiety cartoons will make you feel like you’re not alone and will also get you laughing. If you want even more laughs, check out these medical cartoons, animal cartoons, and some of the funniest memes.

You constantly feel like you’re being judged even by inanimate objects.

Visual exercise it can be difficult.

Charging stress you can’t escape the stress that’s staring at you with its beady black eyes.