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A Laugh for Today
Wishing you love and laughter everyday of your life!
A Laugh for Today
A Laugh for Today
When my local barista handed me my change, one coin stood out. “Look at that. You rarely get one of these old wheat pennies nowadays,” I said, tapping the sheaf of-wheat design. I handed her the penny. Turning it over and over in her hand, she said, “You know, I always thought they were made of copper.” —Linda Neukrug
From Reader’s Digest
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Sometimes you just have to kick back with a cup of tea or whatever and a good book than say, “There’ll be another full moon next month.”
A Laugh for Today
I am sorry if some of the posts seem like I did them quickly. I have been working since around 4:00 AM CST to make today’s posts went up on time or very close to it.
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Why M&M’s Are Wiccan
- MM = Merry Meet
- Round shape for wheel of the year, cycle of seasons
- Skins are different colors, but the inside is the same chocolate, because we are all related
- Associations with the colors:
- Red = South
- Green = West
- Dark Brown = North
- Yellow = East
- Orange = For the Solar God
- Light Brown = For the Earth Mother
- Rotate the M & M:
- M = 13th letter of alphabet, and there are often 13 members in a coven
- 3 = Triple Goddess, three phases of moon
- W = Witchcraft, Wiccan
- E = Enlightenment
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Coping strategies for anxiety include many things, but one thing that’s sure to help is indulging in some humor—which we just happen to have for you!
From Reader’s Digest
Anxiety cartoons we can all relate to
Dealing with anxiety in your everyday life is a rollercoaster of emotions, but something that can help people get through it is knowing that others feel the same way. These anxiety cartoons will make you feel like you’re not alone and will also get you laughing. If you want even more laughs, check out these medical cartoons, animal cartoons, and some of the funniest memes.
You constantly feel like you’re being judged even by inanimate objects.
Visual exercise it can be difficult.
Charging stress you can’t escape the stress that’s staring at you with its beady black eyes.
A Laugh for Today – Winter Jokes That Will Warm You Up with Laughter
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Hilarious winter jokes for the perfect pick-me-up
When there’s a nip in the air, the days start getting shorter and snow begins to fall, you know that winter is here. And whether you like it or not, it’s here to stay for a while. But even though the brisk weather means spending more time inside, there are also some perks: having snowball fights, building snowmen and snuggling up with loved ones in front of the fire. Even better? Those chilly moments can also serve as the inspiration for some hilarious winter jokes!
These seasonal jokes are great to include in cards along with a winter quote, to send via text or to entertain a crowd IRL. Whether you’re looking for short jokes, bad jokes or short jokes for kids, this list of sidesplitting winter jokes is perfect for the whole family and will keep you as warm as a nice cup of hot chocolate.
Short winter jokes
1. How do snowmen read their texts?
With an icy stare.
2. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
3. What bites but doesn’t have teeth?
Frost.
4. What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
5. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Lost.
6. What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
7. Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snowball.
8. What do you call a slow skier?
A slope-poke!
9. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers.
10. What do snowmen win at the Olympics?
Cold medals!
11. Which one is faster: hot or cold?
Hot. You can catch a cold.
12. Where do snowmen put their money?
In snow banks.
13. How do snowmen buy birthday presents?
With cold, hard cash.
14. What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf!
15. What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night?
Cold cream.
Corny winter jokes
16. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!”
17. Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
She liked playing cool jazz.
18. What do you call a snowman’s temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
19. How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
20. How do polar bears make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
21. Why did the two snowmen divorce?
One thought the other was a flake.
22. What do snow parents call their kids?
Chill-dren.
23. What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
24. Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
They’re afraid of Wales.
25. Which side of a polar bear has the most fur?
The outside.
26. How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
27. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
28. As I grow, I come closer to the ground. What am I?
An icicle.
29. If a winter fox lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?
A retail store.
30. Why did the bear keep getting fired?
He always disappeared in the winter.
Winter jokes for kids …
Snow jokes …
A Laugh for Today – Funny Quotes
CLOTHED WHILE DOING LAUNDRY
Spotted on a Laundromat corkboard: “Please keep clothes on while doing laundry.” —Sue Connor
STEVE MARTIN ON SUCCESS
Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way. Steve Martin
GORE VIDAL ON THE FOUR MOST BEAUTIFUL WORDS
The four most beautiful words in our common language:
I told you so. Gore Vidal
A Laugh for Today – Knock-Knock Jokes
OPEN UP
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
KNOCK-KNOCK SASS
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!
DOWNRIGHT MAGICAL
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
PLAYTIME
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe you come out to play?
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A Little Humor for Your Day c. 2017
And Goddess Made Dogs & Cats
Man said, “Goddess, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here, and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me.”
And the Goddess said, “No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever, who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be at times, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself.”
And the Goddess created a new animal to be a companion for Man. And it was a good animal. And the Goddess was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Man, and he wagged his tail a lot.
And Man said, “Goddess, I have already named all the animals on your Earth. I cannot think of a name for this new animal.”
And the Goddess said, “No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a partial reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.”
And DOG lived with Man, was a companion to him, and loved him. And DOG was beside Man, all the day long. And Man was comforted. And the Goddess was pleased. And DOG was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Man’s spirit guide came to the Goddess and said, “Mother, Man has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock, and he believes he is worthy of adoration. DOG has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well.”
And the Goddess said, “No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever, who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration.”
And the Goddess created CAT to be a companion to Man.
And CAT would not obey Man. And CAT would love Man when CAT chose to love Man, and not when Man chose CAT to share affection.
And when Man gazed into CAT’s eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Man learned humility.
And the Goddess was pleased. And Man was greatly improved. And DOG was happy, and wagged his tail.
EagleStar, Author
Originally published on Pagan Library
A Laugh for Today – Tricky “What Am I?” Riddles – From Reader’s Digest
Here is a just few riddles of the 42 riddles offered to get our brains working somewhat on a lazy Saturday or if you have youngsters in the house something to keep them occupied while you have that second cup of coffee or whatever your beverage choice is from rd.com
Scroll down for the answers if you need to.
“What am I?” riddles
If you’re a fan of riddles you’re probably familiar with “what am I?” riddles. Put your smarts to the test with these tricky ones that only the most intelligent will be able to solve. If you want even more of a challenge, try to solve some of these trick questions, long riddles, the hardest riddles ever, or these riddles for teens.
RIDDLES
Green and red
You go at red, but stop at green. What am I?
Tall to short
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Head and tail
I have a head and a tail that will never meet. Having too many of me is always a treat. What am I?
Head to toe
I help you from your head to your toe. The more I work, the smaller I grow. What am I?
No wings or eyes
I can fly but have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
ANSWERS:
Green and red
Answer: A watermelon. You eat the red part, and you stop eating at the green part. If these “What am I?” riddles don’t have enough visual clues for you, try these rebus puzzles that only the smartest can get right.
Tall to short
Answer: A candle. Also, try out these riddles for kids.
Head and tail
Answer: A coin. These brain games are guaranteed to boost your brainpower.
Head to toe
Answer: A bar of soap. How long will it take you to solve these Bible riddles? (I left this for the fun of it)
No wings or eyes
Answer: Clouds. If you’re solving all of these “What am I?” riddles that probably means you’re good with words. Try out these word puzzles that will leave you stumped as well.
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I am going on no sleep but at least I got today’s regular posts done on time. Be back later to do tomorrow’s regular posts, hopefully on time…lol
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