Category: A Laugh for Today
A Laugh for Today – Contains a Swear Word
I am sorry I have run out of time today to finish the last 2 or 3 monthly posts. The September birthstone, flower, etc. and all the holidays will go up tomorrow when I finish Thursday’s and the tomorrow posts for Friday. I apologize for any inconvenience my not getting the Celtic Tree Month and September Monthly posts on time may have caused anyone. I thank you for your understanding and patience and support while I was recovering from COVID over the last couple of weeks!
Some Humor for Your Day
I’m going back to bed with my 101.8 F fever just didn’t want you to go without knowing your daily/birthday horoscopes and current moon phase. See you all tomorrow.
Wishing you a fantastic week!
A Laugh for Your Day
This one rand a bell in my head. When my children were young and have a temper tantrum, I called them Hissy Fits and used it with my grandchildren and a lot of other people too.
A Laugh for Today
If only I could. Too much to do for the couple of days it’s going to be cooler here before going back to heat indexes in triple digits. Maybe I’ll pretend Monday or Tuesday is Saturday and just goof off for a change. No posting, replying to emails, do no work for Big Dawgs job, no cooking, no housework just hang out with my fur kids and do a little magickal working.
What will you be doing on your Saturday? Something relaxing and fun I hope!!
Pick your drink….Fill a container to drink from….Raise your beverage container….
I say this toast/prayer for each and every one of my dear WOTC Family and Friends
“May you be in the Summerland’s an hour before Hades knows your dead”
(This toast/prayer is a paraphrase on an old Irish toast. I substitute Summerland’s for Heaven and Hades for the Devil)
Some Humor for Your Day
I am sorry there are only a couple of the daily posts and tomorrow will be done tomorrow. I was up over 24 hours between yesterdays and this morning when I finally could fall asleep at almost 8 AM CDT I slept until about an hour ago. With the heat index going to be over 100 F most of this week I am going to try to make sure the daily and birthday horoscopes along with the current moon phase and northern hemisphere’s planetary positions get up for each day. As for the rest of the regular daily posts it’s anybody’s guess that my computer won’t act up because of brown outs. I will be checking all emails tomorrow along with sending out lessons to any of my apprentices that are waiting for one.
If you live in an area that is affected by this current heat wave, try to stay cool, drink plenty of non-carbonate and caffeine free fluids. Check on elderly family and neighbors to make sure they are all right.
Some Humor for Your Day
Some Humor for Your Day
This laugh is dedicated to my 2nd youngest grandson who loves T-Rex anything!
Remember the laughs we got from Knock, Knock jokes as children? Now we usually groan at them or at least I do inwardly if one of my 10 grandchildren is telling it.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Settle down, cowboy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alice who
Alice who?
A list of reasons you should let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s nearly lunch time!
Knock knock
Who’s there
My fell
My fell who?
My fell who Americans lend me your ears
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel!.
Knock knock
Who’s there
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks I’m allergic
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peekab
Peekab who?
There you are!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shh
Shh who?
Fine I’ll go then!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Sorry, I prefer Google.
Some Humor for Your Day
Some Humor for Your Day
From Reader’s Digest
Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week. Once a week is more than enough.
If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring. No one would ever want to watch it.
Sunday and Monday are in a fight. Who wins? Sunday. Monday is a weekday.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I blinked, Monday. The weekend goes by way too fast.
Ok so this is very dry humor today. Enjoy your week.
Some Humor for Your Day
I would change one thing on this graphic to WOTC…..Browsing it!
I wish you all a smooth Saturday with lots of relaxing and having fun!
Some Humor For Friday
It’s Friday night which means I’m pounding shots at the club and getting crazy til the break of dawn. Except by pounding shots, I mean drinking SleepyTime tea. By the club, I mean my couch. By getting crazy, I mean watching Good Eats. And by break of dawn, I mean 10:30 ish.
Me: “This Friday night is lit! *sips wine, continues to fold laundry
What goes by slower than a boring movie? Friday afternoon.
The highlight of Friday night when you’re a parent is the 5 minutes between putting your kids to bed and passing out on your own.
Some Humor for Your Day
Ever have one of those days that you wake up feeling totally yucky and tired even after a full night’s sleep? Well today is one of those days for me. I tried to take a nap before working but as it is already so late that I couldn’t fall asleep knowing I hadn’t gotten the posts done that you count on me for. So, here I am finally and will get as much done for the tomorrow’s previews as I can.
Wishing you all a day filled with good health, a little me time, and all good things happening for you.
Some Humor for Your Day
Sunday puns
What do you call a barber that refuses to close on Sundays? A Hair-etic.
What music should you listen to whilst fishing on Sunday? Something catchy.
Why didn’t Sunday go to the gym? He wasn’t a weak day.
What does a taxidermist do on Sundays? Nothing special, just the usual stuff.
Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.
What is the nastiest word you can use on Sunday? Monday.
What do cows do on Sunday afternoons? They go to the moooovies.
How do you keep the dreams alive on Sundays? By hitting the snooze button.
How does NASA organize a Sunday party? They planet.
Which day of the week makes you happy in the morning and sad at bedtime? Sunday.
Some Humor for Your Day
Some Humor for Your Day
New way to make a cup of coffee?
Some Humor for Your Day
Some Humor for Your Day
Remember Monday’s give out what we give in.
Some Humor for Your Day
And that’s why I never argue with my wife.
Wife : Don’t forget to pick up kids from school.
Me : It’s Saturday, they’re both upstairs.
Wife : It’s Wednesday and we’ve three kids.
Happy Wednesday! I hope the rest of your week goes well!
Some Humor for Your Day
I am sorry that once again my insomnia kept me from getting today’s posts up at the regular time. I was up for around 27 hours between very early yesterday morning until I finally feel asleep about 5 AM today. Worry about my son WIlliam kept me up last night as i went into a super fibromyalgia flare again. Stress and my adrenal glands just don’t work well together along with allergies not responding to my normal dose of allergy medicine. Yep, I was and am a train wreck waiting to happen at times and this is one of those times.
With having 5 children, 4 of which have children of their own and a partner. While WIlliam lives alone and has not experienced the ups and downs, joys and heart ache of being a parent or in a long-term relationship yet; he doesn’t quite understand my point of view worrying about him as he is healing from his, to me, horrific injury. In fact, because of my overprotective motherly concern in regard to his, having no cash flow right now due to his injury, granted it was at 2 AM and I should have waited until later to text him, he has asked me not to contact him for a while which put me in tears this morning and as I am typing this.
Maybe some of you can help me understand why a grown child, who just turn 39 years old in June, can’t understand why a mother or father worried about their child no matter how old they are? Or maybe I am overreacting to his situation because of my sleep being messed up and my brain not functioning as well as it should as a result of the lack of sleep? I would really like your point of view as you are further away from the love and worry, I feel for my youngest child. Am I overstepping my boundaries as a parent or not? Thank you very much in advance for your input on this!!
Well time to get posts up for you all today. I will only be doing a few of the regular daily posts so, I can get back to doing the northern hemisphere tomorrow which are the southern hemispheres today posts today. I could not have gotten through this last week if not for your encouragement, love, and support. Thank you for all you do to help me every day!!
Witches Of The Craft® 
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