Sunday puns

What do you call a barber that refuses to close on Sundays? A Hair-etic.

What music should you listen to whilst fishing on Sunday? Something catchy.

Why didn’t Sunday go to the gym? He wasn’t a weak day.

What does a taxidermist do on Sundays? Nothing special, just the usual stuff.

Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.

What is the nastiest word you can use on Sunday? Monday.

What do cows do on Sunday afternoons? They go to the moooovies.

How do you keep the dreams alive on Sundays? By hitting the snooze button.

How does NASA organize a Sunday party? They planet.

Which day of the week makes you happy in the morning and sad at bedtime? Sunday.

New way to make a cup of coffee?

Remember Monday’s give out what we give in.

And that’s why I never argue with my wife.

Wife : Don’t forget to pick up kids from school.
Me : It’s Saturday, they’re both upstairs.
Wife : It’s Wednesday and we’ve three kids.

Happy Wednesday! I hope the rest of your week goes well!

I am sorry that once again my insomnia kept me from getting today’s posts up at the regular time. I was up for around 27 hours between very early yesterday morning until I finally feel asleep about 5 AM today. Worry about my son WIlliam kept me up last night as i went into a super fibromyalgia flare again. Stress and my adrenal glands just don’t work well together along with allergies not responding to my normal dose of allergy medicine. Yep, I was and am a train wreck waiting to happen at times and this is one of those times.

With having 5 children, 4 of which have children of their own and a partner. While WIlliam lives alone and has not experienced the ups and downs, joys and heart ache of being a parent or in a long-term relationship yet; he doesn’t quite understand my point of view worrying about him as he is healing from his, to me, horrific injury. In fact, because of my overprotective motherly concern in regard to his, having no cash flow right now due to his injury, granted it was at 2 AM and I should have waited until later to text him, he has asked me not to contact him for a while which put me in tears this morning and as I am typing this.

Maybe some of you can help me understand why a grown child, who just turn 39 years old in June, can’t understand why a mother or father worried about their child no matter how old they are? Or maybe I am overreacting to his situation because of my sleep being messed up and my brain not functioning as well as it should as a result of the lack of sleep? I would really like your point of view as you are further away from the love and worry, I feel for my youngest child. Am I overstepping my boundaries as a parent or not? Thank you very much in advance for your input on this!!

Well time to get posts up for you all today. I will only be doing a few of the regular daily posts so, I can get back to doing the northern hemisphere tomorrow which are the southern hemispheres today posts today. I could not have gotten through this last week if not for your encouragement, love, and support. Thank you for all you do to help me every day!!

Blessings of all positive thing in yours and your family’s lives. Sending each and every one of you that reads this a long-distance hug.

This is my home because according to Big Dawg my snoring could wake the dead. I am no necromancer, so I definitely don’t want to wake those bodies in the ground.

I am sorry today’s posts went up so late, but I haven’t been sleeping well again and was to exhausted yesterday to do anything more but cuddle with Star, Merlin, and Cleo on the couch. I will get part of Sunday’s posts done today and the rest tomorrow.  I am still very tired at my age and with my health difficulties 4 hours of broken sleep for a week doesn’t let my brain function as it normally does.

How are you doing today?