Why did the kid think it was Sunday?
Because the sun is out!
Why did the Sun cover its eyes on Sunday?
It saw the back side of the moon.
What is a vampire’s least favourite day?
Sunday
Which day of the week do sunflowers adore?
Sunday
Sunday and Monday are in a fight. Who wins?
Sunday. Monday is a weak day.
What do you call a barber that refuses to close on Sundays?
A Hair-etic.
Why do hot dogs and Sundays go together so well?
Because that’s not the wurst thing for a day at the ballpark.
What do you call somebody who only experiences extreme anxiety on Saturday and Sunday?
A weekend worrier.
What day is ice cream day?
Sunday!
Which day of the week makes you happy in the morning and sad at bedtime?
Sunday.
What is the nastiest word you can use on Sunday?
Monday!
Why is Sunday such a fun day?
Because all you really have to do is sleep until you’re hungry, and then eat until you feel sleepy.
Why are the week days actually the strongest days of the week?
Because they all work out.
Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days?
Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.
Witches Of The Craft® 
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