A judge tells the defendant, “You’re charged with attacking your boss with a hammer.”
“You jerk!” yells a voice in the back of the courtroom.
“You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer”, the judge continues.
“Jerrkkk!” bellows the same man.
The judge bangs his gavel. “Sir,” he says, “one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”
“I’m sorry, Your Honor”, says the man. “But I’ve been his neighbor for 10 years, and every time I ask to borrow a hammer; he said he didn’t have one.”
From February 2023 issue of Reader’s Digest.
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