What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What do cows do on Saturday nights? They go to the mooooovies.
What did Friday say to Thursday? Come over on Saturday and stay for a Sundae.
What do ghosts like to do on a Saturday night? Boogie.
Which day of the week does one need the most? A day between Saturday and Sunday.
When did the King have his jousting contests? On Saturday Knight.
How do you keep the dreams alive on Saturdays? By hitting the snooze button.
What does a taxidermist do on Saturdays? Nothing special, just the usual stuff.
Why are fish lonely on the weekends? Because there’s no school on Saturdays or Sundays.
Why is Saturday actually a depressing day of the week? Because it’s a sadder day.
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