A Laugh for Today – Best Witch Jokes That Will Bewitch Your Children or Inner Child (the Sequel)

From kidadl.com

Knock Knock Jokes About Witches

Everyone loves a classic knock knock joke and we’ve bubbled up some good ones in our cauldron of jokes here, including one that only Harry Potter fans will get. Watch out muggles! Remember these jokes on Halloween and you’ll be sure to give everyone a real fright.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Witch who?

Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?


Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Witches who?

Witches is the way to go home?


Knock knock

Who’s there?


Wanda who?

Wanda go on a ride on my broom?


Knock, knock

Who’s there?

You know

You know who?


Funny Witch Puns

Witch pun out of these lot will be your favourite? It’s hard to choose, with so many funny puns to put on your list to use in October. We love the idea of putting these on signs at a Halloween party or perhaps using them in any spooky homework assignments or crafts in the lead-up to the scariest night of the year.

Betwitcha in a minute.

Witch and famous.

A witch in time saves nine.

Arts and witchcrafts.

That’s witch-ful thinking.

You’ve got me under your spell.

Witch witch is witch?

Keep witch under your hat.

Want to be broom mates?