1. If you got payed a nickel for every stupid idea you had, you’d be a millionare.
2. Just when I thought you couldn’t say anything dumber, you keep talking!
3. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
4. It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.
5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
6. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
7. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…?
8. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
9. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
10. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
11. Chaos, panic, and disorder: my work here is done.
12. Do I look like a people person?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

–Turok’s Cabana