Some Humor For Friday

It’s Friday night which means I’m pounding shots at the club and getting crazy til the break of dawn. Except by pounding shots, I mean drinking SleepyTime tea. By the club, I mean my couch. By getting crazy, I mean watching Good Eats. And by break of dawn, I mean 10:30 ish.

Me: “This Friday night is lit! *sips wine, continues to fold laundry

What goes by slower than a boring movie? Friday afternoon.

The highlight of Friday night when you’re a parent is the 5 minutes between putting your kids to bed and passing out on your own.

August 11, 2023 Moon’s Current Phase and Northern Hemisphere’s Planetary Positions

Moon’s Current Phase

You can use this link to go forward or backward in time for Moon phase information. If you are curious, you can even find out what phase the Moon was in when you or anyone else was born.

From MoonGiant.com

The Moon’s current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Crescent phase. This phase is best viewed just before the sunrise in the western sky. In this phase the Moon’s illumination is growing smaller each day until the New Moon. During this part of the Moon cycle, the Moon is getting closer to the Sun as viewed from Earth and the night side of the Moon is facing the Earth with only a small edge of the Moon being illuminated. It can also be a great time to see the features of the Moon’s surface. Along the edge where the illuminated portion meets the dark side, the craters and mountains cast long shadows making them easier to observe with a telescope or binoculars.

Visit the August 2023 Moon Phases Calendar to see all the daily moon phase for this month.

Today’s Waning Crescent Phase

The Waning Crescent on August 11 has an illumination of 21%. This is the percentage of the Moon illuminated by the Sun. The illumination is constantly changing and can vary up to 10% a day. On August 11 the Moon is 25.09 days old. This refers to how many days it has been since the last New Moon. It takes 29.53 days for the Moon to orbit the Earth and go through the lunar cycle of all 8 Moon phases.

Phase Details

Phase: Waning Crescent
Illumination: 21%
Moon Age: 25.09 days
Moon Angle: 0.50
Moon Distance: 394,537.03 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,607,999.32 km

Useful Moon Resources

If you need to calculate the planetary positions in either hemisphere you can use this for a specific use and time in your local time zone, click on this link:

Currentplanetarypositions.com

To figure out GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) to your local time use this link: 

For Your Local Time and Date

Northern Hemisphere’s Planetary Positions

Northwestern Hemisphere

This local time is in Los Angeles, California, USA

August 11, 2023
11:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM PDT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:19 Leo 01
Moon:00 Cancer 04
Mercury:16 Virgo 16
Venus:21 Leo 24 Rx
Mars:20 Virgo 06
Jupiter:14 Taurus 41
Saturn:04 Pisces 59 Rx
Uranus:22 Taurus 57
Neptune:27 Pisces 14 Rx
Pluto:28 Capricorn 39 Rx

True Lunar Node:27 Aries 44 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:28 Aries 24 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):24 Leo 07

Chiron:19 Aries 48 Rx
Ceres:16 Libra 24
Pallas:14 Virgo 58
Juno:27 Cancer 58
Vesta:19 Gemini 37

Eris:25 Aries 13 Rx

Fire:7
Earth:6
Air:2
Water:4
Cardinal:8
Fixed:5
Mutable:6

Northern Hemisphere

This local time is in Chicago, Illinois, USA

August 11, 2023
09:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM CDT
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:18 Leo 56
Moon:29 Gemini 03
Mercury:16 Virgo 12
Venus:21 Leo 27 Rx
Mars:20 Virgo 02
Jupiter:14 Taurus 40
Saturn:04 Pisces 59 Rx
Uranus:22 Taurus 57
Neptune:27 Pisces 14 Rx
Pluto:28 Capricorn 39 Rx

True Lunar Node:27 Aries 45 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:28 Aries 24 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):24 Leo 07

Chiron:19 Aries 48 Rx
Ceres:16 Libra 22
Pallas:14 Virgo 55
Juno:27 Cancer 55
Vesta:19 Gemini 35

Eris:25 Aries 13 Rx

Fire:7
Earth:6
Air:3
Water:3
Cardinal:7
Fixed:5
Mutable:7

Northeastern Hemisphere

This local time is in Frankfurt, Germany, Europe

11 August 2023
02:00 pm GMT 4:00 PM CEST
Zodiac: Tropical (Standard Western)

Sun:18 Leo 40
Moon:25 Gemini 29
Mercury:15 Virgo 57
Venus:21 Leo 38 Rx
Mars:19 Virgo 51
Jupiter:14 Taurus 39
Saturn:05 Pisces 00 Rx
Uranus:22 Taurus 57
Neptune:27 Pisces 15 Rx
Pluto:28 Capricorn 39 Rx

True Lunar Node:27 Aries 47 Rx
Mean Lunar Node:28 Aries 25 Rx

Lilith (Black Moon):24 Leo 05

Chiron:19 Aries 48 Rx
Ceres:16 Libra 16
Pallas:14 Virgo 47
Juno:27 Cancer 46
Vesta:19 Gemini 29

Eris:25 Aries 13 Rx

Fire:7
Earth:6
Air:3
Water:3
Cardinal:7
Fixed:5
Mutable:7

Good Day WOTC Family and Friends!

It has been long week but we got a lot accomplished at home. Big Dawg had a good week with serving papers and we have put him getting attacked last week behind us. I got more stuff done on Patreon come check it out Wotc’s Lady Carla Beltane’s Grimoire

The “All in One” tier is free for 7 days. 

I have not finished the ritual yet for the super, blue Moon that fall on August 30th. I will be up next week. I just start the ritual tier this week but have not got one live yet. Coming soon there will also be some more free things on Patreon. Well, it is time to go do a bunch of laundry.

Have a fantastic Friday!