A Little Humor for your day – Astrology Lightbulb Jokes

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Q: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.

Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What, me move?

Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2

Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb? A: A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Libras can’t decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They LIKE the dark.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light’s fine as it is.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What light bulb?

Q: How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “Don’t ask me now, Mercury’s retrograde!”

The Witches Correspendence for Tuesday, January 29th

The Witches Correspondence for Tuesday, January 29th

Magickal Intentions: Courage, Physical Strength, Revenge, Military Honors, Surgery and the Breaking of Negative Spells, Matrimony, War, Enemies, Prison, Vitality and Assertiveness
Incense: Dragon’s Blood, Patchouli
Planet: Mars
Sign: Aries and Scorpio
Angel: Samuel
Colors: Red and Orange
Herbs/Plants:Red Rose, Cock’s Comb, Pine, Daisy, Thyme and Pepper
Stones: Carnelian, Bloodstone, Ruby, Garnet and Pink Tourmaline
Oil: (Mars) Basil, Coriander, Ginger

Mars rules Tuesday. The energies of this day best harmonize with efforts of masculine vibration, such as conflict, physical endurance and strength, lust, hunting, sports, and all types of competition. Use them, too, for rituals involving surgical procedures or political ventures

The Witches Correspondence for Tuesday, January 22nd

The Witches Correspondence for January 22nd

Magickal Intentions: Courage, Physical Strength, Revenge, Military Honors, Surgery and the Breaking of Negative Spells, Matrimony, War, Enemies, Prison, Vitality and Assertiveness
Incense: Dragon’s Blood, Patchouli
Planet: Mars
Sign: Aries and Scorpio
Angel: Samuel
Colors: Red and Orange
Herbs/Plants: Red Rose, Cock’s Comb, Pine, Daisy, Thyme and Pepper
Stones: Carnelian, Bloodstone, Ruby, Garnet and Pink Tourmaline
Oil: (Mars) Basil, Coriander, Ginger

The Witches Correspondence for Tuesday, January 15th

Magickal Intentions: Courage, Physical Strength, Revenge, Military Honors, Surgery and the Breaking of Negative Spells, Matrimony, War, Enemies, Prison, Vitality and Assertiveness
Incense: Dragon’s Blood, Patchouli
Planet: Mars
Sign: Aries and Scorpio
Angel: Samuel
Colors: Red and Orange
Herbs/Plants: Red Rose, Cock’s Comb, Pine, Daisy, Thyme and Pepper
Stones: Carnelian, Bloodstone, Ruby, Garnet and Pink Tourmaline
Oil: (Mars) Basil, Coriander, Ginger

Your Horoscope Bird of Power

Annie B. Bond

Ever wish you could fly? Your sun sign is traditionally associated with different birds that can carry messages to the Great Spirit for you, offer spirit-support and healing, or sing a song for your soul.

Find out which birds are your horoscope birds of power here.

Aries, March 21-April 19: Vulture, magpie, robin.

Taurus, April 20-May 21: Dove, sparrow, swan.

Gemini, May 22-June 20: Parrot, linnet, eagle, finch.

Cancer, June 21-July 22: Seagull, owl, white peacock.

Leo, July 23- Aug. 22: Peacock, rooster, eagle.

Virgo, Aug. 23-Sept. 22: Rooster, magpie, parrot.

Libra, Sept. 23-Oct. 22: Dove, swan, sparrow.

Scorpio, Oct. 23-Nov. 21: Eagle, vulture.

Sagittarius, Nov. 22-Dec. 21: Eagle, peacock, bird of paradise.

Capricorn, Dec. 22-Jan. 19: Owl, falcon.

Aquarius, Jan. 20-Feb. 18: Cuckoo, albatross.

Pisces, Feb. 19-March 20: Swan, stork, sandpiper.

Your Daily Cosmic Calendar for January 12

Once the Moon leaves void status in Capricorn by entering the universal air sign of Aquarius (1:02AM PST), the cosmos appears to be clicking on all cylinders. An inspirational, 72-degree tie from the Sun to Saturn (1:23AM PST) puts you in the mood to learn from wise elders and mentors. Group projects, team sports, community events and global causes close to your philosophy of life are in the hopper with the Moon in the eleventh sign of the zodiac, and forming a supportive, 60-degree tie with radical-change agent Uranus (9:10AM PST) and far-sighted Jupiter (12:12PM PST). Antique and collectible hunters can have a field day under these auspicious circumstances. It doesn’t hurt that the Sun makes another inspirational, 72-degree liaison — this time to Uranus (5:11PM PST). Breakthroughs in higher consciousness are likely, and advanced studies in science, metaphysics and kindred subjects are promoted. The main monkey wrench of the day becomes precise at 8:14PM PST when Venus in Capricorn squares off with Uranus in Aries. Many hours before and several hours after, you may still be contending with this potential turmoil in affairs of the heart. The Venus-Uranus 90-degree aspect can also equate with rising tensions on the business, social and creative artistic fronts. Use kid gloves in handling delicate matters at home or with relatives on the skids.

The Daily Cosmic Calendar for January 10

The long void lunar cycle in Sagittarius finally concludes without a lot of fanfare at 12:55AM PST. Capricorn Moon now takes the lunar baton for a 48-hour run through the key sign of professional stature and career planning. Hard work and discipline are the dynamic duo that can guide you to the executive penthouse. Giving you a creative boost and added emotional empowerment to achieve your aims are monthly unions of the Moon with Venus (3:32AM PST), Juno (2:14PM PST), and underworld-ruling Pluto (4:23PM PST). The asteroid Pallas makes news by shifting gears from watery Pisces to fiery Aries (9:09AM PST). See this change as an opportunity to enhance your skills as a problem-solver and super-strategist by being a captain of industry or versatile entrepreneur. Avoid confusion and chaotic situations on the communication front as Mercury makes an abrasive, 45-degree tie with Neptune (3:49PM PST). If you feel the need to meditate for peace of mind and pull away from excessive social interactions, you are probably tuning into the increasing dark-of-the-moon vibrations or balsamic phase of the solar-lunar connection. Tomorrow’s New Moon in Capricorn is creating a temporary vortex of physical energy depletion where contemplation about forthcoming moves is more important than forcing things to happen your way right now.

The Witches Spell for January 5th – Power Removal Spell (The One Shot Spell)

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Power Removal Spell

The One Shot Spell

(NOTE: Do not use rum for this spell! As it is sacred to some of the Afro-Caribbean deities, using it as such may be offensive to Them.)

Materials:

1 shot of vodka, bourbon, gin or scotch

1 glass to hold the shot of alcohol

1 12 oz. glass of water

Pour the shot of alcohol, then swirl it in the glass, saying:

“(Name of target) you’ve become

(Name of target) you shall stay

And I’ve become the nemesis

“Who will take your power away.”

Take a sip from the glass, saying:

“One sip and you feel weak.”

Take another sip, saying:

“Another makes you fall.”

Then chug the rest of the shot and say:

“As I toss back the rest of this

I own your power: All!”

Now chase the shot with the full glass of water, drinking it down as quickly as possible. Then say:

“In an hour’s time, I’ll piss you out.

And you’ll be laid to waste,

Weak and lowly like the piss

And swimming in disgrace.”

Reference:

Utterly Wicked

Curses, Hexes & Other Unsavory Notions

By Dorothy Morrison

Your Horoscope Spirit Profile

Annie B. Bond

Most of us have read the personality descriptions on the online horoscope sites, or in the newspaper. But here is a somewhat deeper look at your Sun Sign’s primary qualities, seen from the perspective of the spirit.

Find out more about your deeper nature, right here:

Aries, March 21-April 19: Forceful, self-willed, enthusiastic, exaggerative, passionate, extrovert, pioneer, courageous, self-sufficient, idealistic.

Taurus, April 20-May 21: Strong-willed, toiling, practical, sensuous, musical, literary, artistic, temperate, moist, fruitful, magnetic, beneficent, intractable.

Gemini, May 22-June 20: Communicative, inventive, alert, inquisitive, swift, sharp, versatile, dry, mental, ardent, youthful, mobile, idealistic.

Cancer, June 21-July 22: Reflection, sensitivity, memory, receptiveness, fluctuation, responsiveness, sympathy, magnetism.

Leo, July 23- Aug 22: Initiation, power, glory, vigor, ardor, beneficence, creative force, self-expression, full of ideas, talent.

Virgo, Aug 23-Sept 22: Practicality, discernment, intelligence, healing (health, hygiene, diet), duty, fundamentals, craftsmanship, purity.

Libra, Sept 23-Oct 22: Harmony, gentleness, stability, discrimination, beauty, affection, partnership, marriage, social awareness, justice.

Scorpio, Oct 23-Nov 21: Power, energy, intensity, will, magnetism, subtlety, resurrection, elimination, renewal, resolution.

Sagittarius, Nov 22-Dec 21: Honesty, clarity, dignity, benevolence, magnanimity, jollity, encompassing quality, optimism, loyalty, independence, generosity, love of education, literature, justice.

Capricorn, Dec 22-Jan 19: Responsibility, duty, toil, enquiry, restraint, secrecy, discipline, patience, persistence, doggedness, indefatigable aspiration, limitation, taciturnity, practicality, idealism.

Aquarius, Jan 20-Feb 18: Independence, turbulence, fellowship, friendship, relationship, originality, genius, brotherhood, abstraction, optimism, intellect, remoteness, literature, science, inventiveness, peace, artistry, inspiration, perversity, tenacity, intuition.

Pisces, Feb 19-March 20: Intuitive, impressionable, fanciful, naïve, free spirit, unworldly, creative, imaginative, clairvoyant, retiring, vulnerable, studious, romantic, emotional, trusting, vacillating, melancholy, indecisive, insecure, artistic.

The Witches Spell I Give You For Jan. 4th: Ward Off Evil Spell

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Ward Off Evil Spell

To ward off evil spirits or energy:

In a small jar, place sage, sandalwood, galangal and brimstone herbs. Mix well and sprinkle sea salt on top. Cut a three inch piece of red string, and tie on knot into it and place it in the jar. Next, place three pins or nails in the jar and close it. Light a black candle and say the following:

“Pins that prick, herbs and string, to protect me now, my guardians do sing!”

Hide the jar in a dark place to ward off evil.

Daily Cosmic Calendar for January 3rd

How you deal with delays and frustrations can test your character. This theme may be prevalent today as a void lunar uncertainty zone begins at 4:16AM PST during a Moon-Venus square of 90-degrees. From 4:16AM PST to 5:12PM PST, it is best to go with the flow, complete old business on a high note, and put new, bold enterprises on hold while the void-of-course Moon in Virgo is in charge. During the unsettled nature of today’s lunar predicament, Mercury squares Uranus (8:31AM PST) while Venus opposes Ceres (9:01AM PST). Major aspects that occur during a void time-span are usually watered-down or made less influential. Therefore, the Mercury-Uranus square from Capricorn to Aries is a challenge on the communication, literary and educational fronts, but the aspect may lose some of its volatility and anxiety. The Venus-Ceres polarity is a reminder to stay as productive as possible in crafts and hobbies, but don’t go overboard on complex projects difficult to manage effectively. Once the Moon enters Libran territory (5:12PM PST), the cosmos is directing you to improve the quality of your primary partnerships and plunge into a favorite fine or graphic art project. Love vibrations increase in frequency — courtesy of a Sun-Venus parallel (6:05PM PST). Let the good times roll at an impromptu party tonight.

Your Horoscope New Year’s Resolutions

Annie B. Bond

‘Tis the season to make New Year resolutions–and to break them just as quickly, at least partly because the very language of most resolutions (“I will lose weight! I will stop smoking!”) is punitive and belittling to the soul. But our horoscope sun-sign can point the way to a life-affirming resolution your spirit can really get behind.

These resolutions speak a powerful, positive language that our spiritual selves respond to, in accordance with what is best in us, and working hand in hand with our deeper purpose in life. Find out the affirming resolution for your sun-sign, here:

Aries, March 21-April 19: I will allow my courage to blaze new trails in my life.

Taurus, April 20-May 21: I will focus on my inner garden, growing what I truly need.

Gemini, May 22-June 20: I will share my ideas with ease, finding playmates of the spirit with every word I speak.

Cancer, June 21-July 22: I will trust that my sensitive heart is continually nourished by pleasant memories and creativity.

Leo, July 23- Aug 22: I will know that my vital imagination is the fiery force that can change my life for the better.

Virgo, Aug 23-Sept 22: I will give thought to the messages of healing my body is sending me, and the ways I can give my body what it needs.

Libra, Sept 23-Oct 22: I will create something beautiful today out of my deep love for Beauty.

Scorpio, Oct 23-Nov 21: I will rise up again and again, filled with the power of renewal.

Sagittarius, Nov 22-Dec 21: I will speak the ideals of my heart clearly and with compassion for my self and others.

Capricorn, Dec 22-Jan 19: I will begin behaving as if my most important responsibility is to express my true nature.

Aquarius, Jan 20-Feb 18: I will be open to fresh new ideas that help me strengthen the bonds of community.

Pisces, Feb 19-March 20: I will believe that my deep intuition is a benefit to all my relations.

2013 Astrology Advice

Get Rick & Jeff’s top tips to make the most of 2013

by Tarotcom Staff on the topics of insight, astrology, 2013

Here comes 2013, whipping in on the winds of change, and it’s only the beginning!

Master astrologers Rick Levine and Jeff Jawer point out that we are in a time of total transformation, personally and globally, which is reflected by a series of epic astrological events between now and 2015.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Pace Yourself: You tend to rush things, Aries, perhaps because you lack self-confidence, or you’re unconsciously convinced you’ll never reach your goals. Yes, acting impulsively gives you an adrenaline rush that makes life feel more exciting. Just remember that operating at high speed and leaping without looking are unlikely to produce the lasting results you want. Instead, work on cultivating patience and planning strategically for your future. Slowing down to enjoy life’s sweet moments is good practice for learning to take your time as you attack life’s bigger challenges.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

A Brand-New You: The world is in a state of metamorphosis, and you have no choice but to evolve with it. Too much resistance will only heighten your frustration and leave you unhappy. In the long run, of course, everything must change, including you. However, once you realize the inevitability of this break from the past, you’ll not only see exciting opportunities, but you’ll grow enthusiastic about the new life that lies ahead.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Every Choice Matters: The many gifts of discovery you receive this year can fill you with gratitude. But it’s not giving thanks that will turn these presents into lasting sources of joy and fulfillment. You could easily lose your sense of priorities in a flood of information and experiences that tickle your curious fancy. A brief smile of recognition is generally sufficient. Work to quickly let go of trivial concepts, clearing your mind to focus on essential ideas that will positively change your life.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Reach Out and Receive: Nourish your personal growth this year by allowing yourself to have new experiences. Although you long to feel safe and secure, receiving what you want requires you to broaden your horizons. Be prepared to step outside your comfort zone instead of waiting for good things to come to your doorstep. You don’t have to take major risks, but you can greatly benefit by going beyond your normal limits, even when it’s a little scary.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)

Wise Beyond Words: Magic happens as you watch more and say less. When you quiet yourself and drop the need to impress others, rivers of information flow in your direction. These are connections from the world to your innermost self, which weave a fabric of meaning and purpose that requires no explanation. This awareness is the silent knowing that cannot be found in any book, but has been streaming through your veins since the day you were born and now reappears to illuminate your soul and inspire your ambitions.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

Keep Your Eyes on the Prize: You normally prefer a more objective view of the world, so you may feel a bit disoriented with so many planets in emotional water signs this year. However, resistance to powerful waves of feelings is futile and will only bring frustration and exhaustion. Instead of fearfully holding onto the status quo, trust the wisdom of the cosmos by pushing away from the shore and into the strong currents. If you lose your bearings, the best way to prevent instability is to focus on the horizon and your future goals rather than looking back to the past.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

Use Your Sixth Sense: Don’t let the limits of logic and your need to explain yourself to others get in the way of the rising wave of intuition that’s accessible to you this year. Reason is necessary much of the time, and objectivity is one of your greatest gifts. Nevertheless, emotion and instinct can teach you more and take you farther than facts alone. Your most meaningful discoveries may not be translatable into words, but this doesn’t make them any less real. There is a well of wisdom beyond language available now that can enrich your body, mind, and soul.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

Be True to Yourself: Stand up for those things and people that you consider to be most important in your life, because whatever you do this year will have lasting consequences. However, don’t exhaust yourself trying to force your will onto the world when circumstances indicate that it’s wiser to choose another direction. Be brave enough to start something new, but finish up old business and tie up loose ends before you move on.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Follow Your Instincts: Your most important challenge this year is making the best choices in relationships. Many people may find you desirable, providing additional chances to socialize personally and professionally. Yet good might not be good enough if it keeps you from connecting with the person who can offer you so much more. Slow down and take the time to listen to what’s in your heart instead of allowing impulsive thinking to dictate your decisions.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

Go with the Flow: When you’re riding a bicycle, it’s easier to stay balanced if you’re moving than if you’re sitting still. Likewise, as the speed of change in your life picks up, it’s a mistake to hold tightly to the present moment thinking it offers you more security than the unknown future. Unfortunately, you could court unnecessary danger if you try to stay in one place this year. Once you accept that resistance is futile, you can find comfort by keeping pace with the accelerating currents, and surprisingly discover that it’s not as difficult to maintain your equilibrium when you are in motion.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

Agility Creates Options: Your incessant need to be right can get in the way of learning, growing, and discovering more effective ways to run your life. Recognizing there are many different roads to happiness frees you from hanging on to impossible goals and unrealistic expectations. Adaptability, innovation, and exploration are more rewarding allies than persistence in the face of unyielding obstacles. When you run into walls, back up and look for ways to go around them instead of trying to knock them down.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)

Integrate Instinct and Intellect: Yes, innumerable little events and experiences seem to require rapid responses. Nevertheless, taking a big-picture view of your life will offer you the best results. Imagine yourself as a giant cruise ship that cannot turn on a dime. This unique perspective puts you in a more strategic place where you can contemplate your actions and their possible ramifications in advance. This process, though, is more than just intellectual; your emotions are a valuable source of information and inspiration. When both feeling and thinking are equal partners in your decisions, success and fulfillment are much more likely to follow.

Astrology Inspired New Year Resolutions

Keep your New Year Resolutions with help from the stars

by Sally Philips on the topics of new year, astrology

It’s that time of year again, when we all promise to correct our bad habits and become perfect people. Riiiiight! As we all know, New Year resolutions are made to be broken … but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t make them.

Whether we stick to them is not always the point. It’s more about adjusting our focus each year to gain greater awareness. Little by little, that awareness can help us clean up our mucky areas and get closer to living the lives we desire.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

If one of your resolutions last year was to finish projects that are still sitting on your shelf, it’s time to box them up and make room for a brand new endeavor. Here’s the resolution you will need to make it a success: I won’t start a new project until I finish the one I’m working on.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your fixed energy makes you great at follow through, but it can also keep you stuck in bad habits. Resolve to tackle a few of your worst ones this year. If you are true to your resolutions for just three months, you will be well on your way to breaking even the most stubborn habit.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your whirlwind life can be a lot of fun — and it certainly isn’t boring — but it might serve you well to slow down this coming year. Even though patience isn’t your strong suit, try adding a dash of it here and there. It will help you make progress in areas where your bouncy energy has actually been holding you back.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You love your routines and your security, but it’s time to get out of your comfort zone and try something new. Resolve to reach out into unknown territory and see what you find this year. If it feels scary, remember that you’re just coming up on an edge where you need to stretch.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)

Have you used your irresistible charms to capture emotional prisoners this past year? If you’re a player — and you know who you are — resolve to be more devoted this year. Open up that big heart of yours and take your relationships to a deeper level.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

Nag, nag, nag … the only time you stop is when you’re nitpicking. Okay, that’s a huge exaggeration … but chances are you’ve gotten on someone’s case a little too often this past year. Resolve to lighten up this year and let others take care of dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

As hard as you try, you can’t have it both ways. Promise yourself you will make firmer decisions this coming year. You can still weigh all of your alternatives, but when it comes down to the line, make up your mind and stick to it. Your friends and colleagues will breathe a sigh of relief.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

Keeping secrets adds to your mysterious allure, but there’s a limit. If you’re using your power to manipulate others, that’s where it needs to end. Resolve to be more transparent with those close to you this year. Let them in on your deepest secrets and enjoy the fruits of greater intimacy.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

You’re good at thinking big and you shouldn’t change that this year … but you might want to put more time into developing strategies that will help you reach your lofty goals. Remember — a goal without a plan is just a dream — so make this the year you follow through.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

Here’s your mantra-resolution: It’s not all about money. Keep pursuing the almighty dollar if you like, but also take time to smell the roses that line your path to success. Your friends and family need you. Resolve to be more generous with your time and attention.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

Even though we all love your quirkiness, it wouldn’t hurt to develop a bit more tolerance for the traditional. As it’s the flip side of where you usually put your energy, it may feel uncomfortable. But you shine when it comes to breaking the mold, so surprise everyone (again!) with a side of you they’ve never seen.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)

This is the year to put your compassion to better use. Resolve to find a project where you can help others in need. Your understanding and supportive nature is a gift you need to give on a regular basis. Reach out and extend it beyond your friends and family.

A General Overview of What 2013 Has In Store For Us

2013 Astrology Horoscopes

Change is the name of the game

By Rick Levine and Jeff Jawer

The most important astrological pattern of this century started just last year, when revolutionary Uranus and transformational Pluto aligned in an exact 90-degree square on June 24 that repeats six more times before concluding on March 16, 2015. This culture-shaking aspect is the second step in a cycle that marks a change of collective consciousness that first occurred in 1965 and ’66. That was a naive time in some ways, as a healthy economy made it easy to drop out and live an alternative lifestyle, since there were plenty of jobs available when people were ready to drop back in. Alas, it’s not the same story this time around.

Digging deeper, we note that Uranus, the planet of liberation, is in the individualistic sign of Aries now. This might not encourage cooperation, and we can see that reason and compromise are hard to come by these days. Yet it also means that each of us is a unique source of innovation, and that collective change starts with the individual. Potent Pluto in Capricorn represents the controlling forces of institutions, both public and private. The abuses of power by governments, corporations, schools, and religious organizations can easily be criticized … and should be. But the healing forces of change that will carry us through these tumultuous times and into the next phase of human evolution are within each and every one of us. Breaking patterns and discovering new ways to express ourselves individually might not seem very significant in the bigger scheme of things, but the cumulative effect of a million bright ideas and loving acts of kindness will change the world.

The heart of the matter

Saturn is the planet of hard, cold reality and represents the limits that hold us back, as well as the structures we can build to fulfill our ambitions. It entered emotionally intense Scorpio last October and will stay there for two years. Scorpio deals with the deep issues of survival, intimacy and power. It is concerned with our desires and the ways that we measure what we give others in order to get what we want in return. These are very meaningful issues, but ones we are often reluctant to address openly with others or even honestly with ourselves. Yet getting to the heart of our needs is where Saturn in Scorpio’s essential truth lies. When we push past the limits of politeness, niceties, and looking good to others, we may discover some deep hunger that has been overlooked or denied. Maybe it can’t be completely fulfilled, but just knowing what we really want can be a strong step toward creating a happier future. Being willing to negotiate with others in both our personal and professional lives empowers us in relationships and overcomes the quiet desperation of staying silent.

Areas of opportunity

Expansive Jupiter is in jaunty Gemini until June 25, filling minds with a million and one ideas. This is terrific for creative thinking and imagining more options in our lives, yet we can also scatter our energy if we pursue too many possibilities at once. Being selective helps to capture this intellectual inspiration without dissipating ourselves in too much thought. On June 25 Jupiter enters cozy Cancer for a 12-month stay, putting an emphasis on personal security and domestic matters. In mid-July, Saturn and Jupiter are joined in a harmonious Grand Water Trine with imaginative Neptune and assertive Mars. This is a special time for setting long-term strategies, since faith and action combine with vision and reason to lay down a solid foundation for reaching inspirational goals.

The Witches Correspondences for Tuesday, January 1, 2003

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The Witches Correspondences for Tuesday, January 1, 2003

Magickal Intentions: Courage, Physical Strength, Revenge, Military Honors, Surgery and the Breaking of Negative Spells, Matrimony, War, Enemies, Prison, Vitality and Assertiveness
Incense: Dragon’s Blood, Patchouli
Planet: Mars
Sign: Aries and Scorpio
Angel: Samuel
Colors: Red and Orange
Herbs/Plants: Red Rose, Cock’s Comb, Pine, Daisy, Thyme and Pepper
Stones: Carnelian, Bloodstone, Ruby, Garnet and Pink Tourmaline
Oil: (Mars) Basil, Coriander, Ginger

Astrology Inspired New Year Resolutions

Keep your New Year Resolutions with help from the stars

Sally Philips on the topics of new year, astrology

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)

Your Horoscope Holiday Heads-Up

Cait Johnson

Each sign of the zodiac embodies certain challenges and qualities. When we know what these are, our horoscope sun sign can give us such a useful heads-up on some things to watch out for in this sometimes-stressful holiday season! For instance, is your sign prone to over-socializing? You may want to rethink going to that thirteenth party. Does your sign need to run the show? You might delegate some of the responsibility before you burn right out.

Find out what your horoscope can tell you about the best way to have truly happy holidays. We even include a helpful holiday affirmation for each sun sign, right here:

Aries, March 21-April 19: Watch out for your tendency to think that only you can do everything: avoid holiday burn-out by delegating responsibilities whenever you can. And be sure to get plenty of outdoor exercise to help keep your fiery nature on an even keel: you don’t want an angry remark of yours to cause any rifts this holiday season. The holidays will still be beautiful even if everything doesn’t get done.

Taurus, April 20-May 21: Be aware that you can get just a little set in your ways around seasonal traditions. This year, try something new! Even if it only involves buying a tree you can plant after the holidays rather than a cut tree, or using your grandmother’s tablecloth on the festive table rather than the one you’ve used for years, remember: Change is good: embrace it.

Gemini, May 22-June 20: Be sure to take time as often as possible to ground and center yourself so that you can be deeply present in the moment rather than flitting from thing to thing. The deepest and most meaningful experiences are often found in stillness.

Cancer, June 21-July 22: This year, do what you can to accept and love your sensitive self as fully as possible; cultivate a positive relationship with the image in your mirror no matter how many cups of eggnog or slices of mince pie you consume. Remember, the body is the home and sanctuary of the soul. And there‘s no place like home.

Leo, July 23- Aug 22: This year, you may want to try creating opportunities for others to shine as brightly as you do: try coaching a children’s choir, or getting a group together to put on a benefit performance for a worthy cause. When we encourage others to glow, the whole world grows a little brighter.

Virgo, Aug 23-Sept 22: Your attention to detail could get compulsive unless you take some time to deeply enjoy the pleasures of the season. You might want to read up on essential oils or herbs that are seasonal allies. The earth and all her gifts are sacred and give me comfort.

Libra, Sept 23-Oct 22: Wanting to be all things to all people could lead you into an exhausting round of social obligations unless you set time aside for your own peace of mind. Maintaining a personal sense of balance is my most important task. It is not my sole responsibility to create harmony in every social situation.

Scorpio, Oct 23-Nov 21: Your easily-offended nature will have many opportunities to take umbrage unless you detach and try not to take things so personally during the festive season. Find heart’s ease in the deeper spiritual meaning of the holidays.

Sagittarius, Nov 22-Dec 21: Be wary of spreading yourself so thin and being the sparkling light in so many people’s lives that you neglect your own fire. Rekindle your spirit’s flame in the soothing dark and silence.

Capricorn, Dec 22-Jan 19: If you feel you must work hard and harder during the holidays, please do yourself and your loved ones a favor and take a break. Simply being, not producing or doing, is my first priority.

Aquarius, Jan 20-Feb 18: Be sure to set aside enough quiet time with your nearest and dearest; use your imagination to invent meaningful activities to share with those you love. I can use my creativity in the service of deeper connection with my loved ones.

Pisces, Feb 19-March 20: Your empathy with the sufferings of others will simply bring everyone around you down unless you find ways to channel it helpfully. Find something you can do on a local level to reach out and be of service. I can share in human joys as well as human suffering.

The Witches Correspondence for Tuesday, December 25th

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The Witches Correspondence for Tuesday, December 25th

Magickal Intentions: Courage, Physical Strength, Revenge, Military Honors, Surgery and the Breaking of Negative Spells, Matrimony, War, Enemies, Prison, Vitality and Assertiveness
Incense: Dragon’s Blood, Patchouli
Planet: Mars
Sign: Aries and Scorpio
Angel: Samuel
Colors: Red and Orange
Herbs/Plants: Red Rose, Cock’s Comb, Pine, Daisy, Thyme and Pepper
Stones: Carnelian, Bloodstone, Ruby, Garnet and Pink Tourmaline
Oil: (Mars) Basil, Coriander, Ginger

What Is To Come: Astrology of Christmas Day 2012

Astrology of Christmas Day 2012

Will it be merry, or will it be mutiny?

Maria DeSimone on the topics of insight, holidays, blogs, astrology

Feeling testy? A little defiant? It’s not your imagination. Although Christmas Day is meant to be a time filled with peace, joy, love and the overall spreading of good cheer, you and those around you might grapple with an overwhelming feeling to ditch at least one of your tried and true holiday traditions and go a bit rogue.

Sun square Uranus

Most notably, the Sun will rub elbows with Uranus in a tense square. When these two planets put up their dukes to fight it’s almost always about rebellion against what everyone expects from you.

You’re not about to sit quietly and obey the rules when this energy looms in the sky. In fact, you’re more interested in breaking free from rules because, somehow, they’ve become rather suffocating. Remember, however, that this energy is not only about you. You may notice it in a jarring way from anyone you encounter — particularly if they have personal planets or a Rising sign near 4 degrees of any Cardinal sign (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn).

In the context of a major holiday, this could mean that instead of the usual dinner you enjoy with your clan, Mom or the top chef decides to take the day off, forcing other relatives to regroup and concoct a new, more unusual menu. You may also decide to do something radical when it comes to your traditional gift giving practices. Either the gifts you choose for and receive from others will be a little “out there” or you may decide to do away with tangible gifts altogether. Even if it’s as simple as an unexpected dinner guest who rattles the balance of your family’s comfort zone, what you will undoubtedly remember about this Christmas is that it was different from the norm.

You may try to “run away” from the trappings of the holiday rather than embrace it. If this occurs, you’ll have your reason but please remember that this energy is so fleeting. Don’t allow yourself to become overwhelmed with agitation that you later fill with regret each time you recall Christmas of 2012. In fact, Sun-Uranus energy can be quite energizing, if used properly. What an opportunity to begin a new tradition with your family and friends that you’ll embrace for years to come! You’ll also have a chance to show off your originality this Christmas. Whether that’s with decorations, food, gifts or anything else is up to you.

Mars in Aquarius

Another key astrological pattern that emerges in the sky as we approach the latter part of Christmas Day is that Mars, the planet of action and motivation, will change signs — moving into inventive, cerebral Aquarius. Mars will remain here until February 1, 2013 and during these weeks will enjoy a special relationship to Uranus in Aries. Mars is the planetary ruler of Aries and Uranus is the planetary ruler of Aquarius. As you can see, these two signs are hosted in the other’s ruling planet for a stretch, which gives them honorary strength in a pattern called mutual reception.

When two planets are in mutual reception they share a special unification. Thankfully, this will be a happy occurrence because Mars and Uranus, when bickering, can lead to violence, accidents and aggravation. During this mutual reception however, we’ll enjoy the best of what Mars and Uranus can offer us when they work together as a team. This is incredible energy to pursue your individuality and those eccentric endeavors without anyone holding you back. Consider it a green light to revolutionize yourself in some capacity.

I will say that because this begins the very evening Sun is square Uranus we might not see the positive right away. In fact, even if it’s a white Christmas for you, fireworks are likely. Fireworks represent freedom, but if used improperly they can be quite explosive. You or those around you might be ready for a radical change and this shift may ultimately be positive. The problem will be in the delivery. Don’t expect it to be gracefully executed.

On a different note, with all of this Uranian energy electrifying the sky on Christmas Day we’re likely to see plenty of technology-related gifts exchanged. That’s because Uranus rules technology and the Internet. Skype or FaceTime might prove a blessing if there’s a loved one you want to connect with who doesn’t live nearby.

So you see, all of this Uranus in the face of Christmas doesn’t have to be a bad thing. As usual, awareness is everything and in the end the choice is yours. Will your Christmas be Merry or Mutinous?

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