From Reader’s Digest
Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week. Once a week is more than enough.
If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring. No one would ever want to watch it.
Sunday and Monday are in a fight. Who wins? Sunday. Monday is a weekday.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I blinked, Monday. The weekend goes by way too fast.
Ok so this is very dry humor today. Enjoy your week.