Sunday puns
What do you call a barber that refuses to close on Sundays? A Hair-etic.
What music should you listen to whilst fishing on Sunday? Something catchy.
Why didn’t Sunday go to the gym? He wasn’t a weak day.
What does a taxidermist do on Sundays? Nothing special, just the usual stuff.
Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.
What is the nastiest word you can use on Sunday? Monday.
What do cows do on Sunday afternoons? They go to the moooovies.
How do you keep the dreams alive on Sundays? By hitting the snooze button.
How does NASA organize a Sunday party? They planet.
Which day of the week makes you happy in the morning and sad at bedtime? Sunday.
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