Witches use broomsticks to travel. Rumor has it that they chose broomsticks as their mode of transport because vacuum cleaners were too heavy. Brooms tend to be the most prominent subject of witch jokes and witch puns. We’ve compiled a list of funny witch broom jokes to make being a witch pun for you.
How do witches play loud music? On their broom boxes.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It’s time to go sweep.
What do you call a fast broomstick? A vroom-stick.
What does the little witch use to bake her birthday cake? The easy bake coven.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick? Voodoo like to ride with me.
Why was the broom late? It over swept.
What did one broomstick say to the other? Did you hear the new dirt?
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night? That’s the time to sweep.
What do you call a witch’s spotless garage? A broom closet.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? The witches sweep the sky.
How do you find out if a witch is carrying a bomb? You hear her brooms tick.
What do you call a witch who keeps crashing her brooms? A wreckless hag.
Why did the witch’s team lose the cricket game? Their bats flew away.
Why did the witch put her broomstick inside the washing machine? She wanted a clean sweep.
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