1. What do Ghosts suffer from?
Saturday fright fever.
2. Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?
Because all the other days are week days.
3. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
4. If you think Thursday are depressing, wait two days
Then it would be a sadder day (Saturday)
5. John Travolta tested negative for Coronavirus last night.
Turns out is was just a Saturday Night Fever.
6. Why could I not attend my friend’s dumplings party on Saturday morning?
Because I had to wok on Friday night.
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