Today’s Tarot Card for 3/26

Today’s Tarot Card for Everyone:

The Emperor

This Tarot Deck: Tarot of the Witches

General Meaning: In the most practical terms, what has traditionally been called the Emperor card represents the highest leadership, a head of state or the most exemplary and powerful person in the realm. This archetypal ruler is responsible for the positive working out of affairs of a society or community, which are directly proportional to his well being and happiness.

The more enlightenment and cosmic perspective this energy brings, the better life is for all. The Emperor archetype masters the world of matter and physical manifestation. When you apply this card to your situation, acknowledge your potentials for mastery. Reinforce a sense of sovereignty within yourself, despite any self-limiting beliefs, habits or appearances to the contrary.

New Moon Report for 3/26 – Venus in Pisces

Venus in Pisces

Saturday, March 26, 11:53 pm PDT, Sunday, March 27, 2:53 am EDT

Venus’ entry into her romantic sign of exaltation makes hearts more tender. The spiritual side of intimacy grows in our collective awareness, which can be a significant source of compassion. Unconditional love allows us to give with less judgment and without expecting anything in return. But a lack of discrimination allows us to project illusions on others and idealize relationships that are far from perfect. This transit does raise aesthetics to an almost divine level, bringing a sense of communion through the arts and nature.

Weekend Lunar Love Horoscope for 3/25 – 3/27

Weekend Love: Lunar Love

by Jeff Jawer

Play by the Rules of Love

March 25 – 27

Friday is overflowing with fiery emotions now that the Moon is traveling through irrepressible Sagittarius. A desire for adventure could inspire risky behavior, but how can we have fun if we don’t take some chances? Going too far seems just about right in this expansive sign that’s easily bored and hungry for adventure. Be careful about expressing opinions too loudly, because a tense 90-degree square between excessive Jupiter and prickly Pluto can transform a minor difference of perspective into a major philosophical battle.

Saturday starts out jittery with the Moon’s square to electrifying Uranus. Rapid changes of plans and tumultuous emotions undermine feelings of stability. However, the Moon enters earthy Capricorn midday, which reveals a desire for order and tradition. It’s probably better to be clear and firm than mysteriously indirect with this lunar placement. We can handle challenges as long as we know all the rules of the game.

The Moon’s conjunction with secretive Pluto in the wee hours of Sunday morning touches profound issues for those up very late. Passion knows no limit, which is great when two people have the same desire, but which can arouse suspicion when trust is absent. Facing the music and dealing with matters in realistic and responsible ways is called for on Sunday night by a lunar alignment with stern Saturn. Taking care of business may not be the most romantic end to the weekend, but putting things in order can help to dissolve clouds of illusion so we know exactly where we stand.

Daily Horoscopes for 3/26

 

General Daily Horoscope

 

The steady Capricorn Moon prompts us to take everything quite seriously now while her conjunction with powerful Pluto gives us much needed traction. However, a diffusive Venus-Neptune conjunction makes it more difficult to stay focused. Although we could get lost in boundless fantasies today, we can also use our imaginations to find creative answers to unanswered questions. Thankfully, we need not lose touch with beauty as we strive to get ahead.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You don’t want to explain every decision you make today because you realize that logic isn’t always the most important thing. Talking about your choices now can actually detract from your experience and you would rather focus on the present moment and just follow your intuition. Remember, you don’t need to get anyone’s approval for what you are feeling.

 

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may have your own idea about how the day should go today, but others cannot read your mind. It’s smarter to go out on a limb and let those close to you know what you want now. But even if you share your desires, you still might be misinterpreted if a friend or family member makes an incorrect assumption about your intentions. Taking sufficient time to explain your motives can prevent headaches for everyone involved.

 

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You have very specific emotional needs now, yet you might not be able to find the right words to convey them. To complicate matters, it’s easy for you to imagine the worst because your dreams are spilling over into the real world, making it difficult to separate illusion from reality. Thankfully, struggling to discern the truth won’t be necessary if you remember to be flexible enough to allow fact and fiction to exist side by side.

 

 

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your natural tendency to be so sensitive can be a lot to handle now if you get into a disagreement with someone close to you. Your resistance to change can make matters even worse, especially if you’re afraid of losing your sense of identity. Thankfully, you can make the most of the gentle Venus-Neptune conjunction by consciously softening your stance while maintaining your current perspective.

 

 

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

The Moon’s harsh conjunction with controlling Pluto may provoke you to express your fears in an overly emotional manner. However, if you are frustrated by other people’s inability to do their jobs, losing your temper can clear the air of pent-up tension. Thankfully, an apology can go a long way now, especially if your melodramatic words seemed to be excessively harsh. Others will be quicker to forgive you if they can tell that you’re genuinely sorry.

 

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Don’t be so certain that you know what’s happening because your reality filter isn’t working all that well today. You may have enough stars in your eyes now that you cannot see what’s right in front of you. There are specific chores that need to be done, but your lack of concentration makes it difficult to be efficient. But there’s no need to be too self-judgmental; just do the best you can and pick up where you left off tomorrow.

 

 

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Your key planet Venus aligns with dreamy Neptune today, making the veil between this world and others thinner than usual. Don’t resist the flow of information, even if you don’t understand where it’s coming from or what action you should take. Thankfully, you don’t have to do anything special now, except listen closely to the messages from beyond.

 

 

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Your key planet Pluto is touched by the Moon today, setting a tone for deep psychological change. Take this opportunity and dig beneath the surface to explore the spiritual truths coming your way. Move cautiously into unfamiliar ground; while avoiding uncertainty will feel safer right now, it won’t keep you on the track to personal transformation.

 

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You may be very hopeful that your day will improve later on, but you might be so fearful now that you overreact by placing too many expectations on what is happening. Wanting more from your everyday interactions isn’t harmful if you can avoid becoming obsessed with the idea of success. Staying flexible can make the difference between frustration and happiness.

 

 

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

There is a lot at stake today and you are tempted to take extreme action to turn the tables in your favor. However, micromanaging domestic affairs can backfire if you fall short of keeping up with all the complex interactions. Loosening the reins a bit can ultimately increase your connections with those you love, which will ironically also make you more productive in the long run.

 

 

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The Moon’s square to desirable Venus turns your social world upside down today. Naturally, this cosmic twist can make everything at home more complicated because there are too many frayed tempers and loose ends to keep straight. Your most intelligent strategy now is to focus on the bigger picture, without being overly concerned about the details. Be ready and willing to change your plans as circumstances require.

 

 

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You are watching the distant horizon now as you consider taking a new direction. Your current need to redefine your goals intensifies as you learn more about the politics of what’s currently happening around you. Meanwhile, someone may be trying to gain power and you’re eager to prevent it. Unfortunately, you aren’t strong enough to face the resistance directly today, so working through the channels can be the most effective way to reach your destination.

the daily humorscopes for 3/26

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Today you will find a small speckled egg, shimmering a little, in the fireplace. If you keep it warm in a 350 degree oven for 3 weeks, it will hatch into a small dragon, and then eat you.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Today you will discover an astounding new use for celery, and it will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
While attending a séance “just for fun”, you will be possessed by the spirit of Rasputin. Surprisingly, it will be a good career move.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Good day to embrace diversity. Wear mismatched shoes.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You will invent a modernized version of the ancient game of horseshoe throwing. You will call it “hubcaps.” This will have several advantages over the older game, not least of which is that a car doesn’t kick the crap out of you when you try to steal its hubcaps.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You need to be a bit more brusque, to cut down on your interruptions. Stay just this side of gruff, however – and make sure you don’t stray into crustiness.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Today you will turn over a new leaf. Good for you! We were all getting a little tired of you, you know, as you were.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
A good day to start getting your affairs in order. You shouldn’t be having affairs anyway, so the least you can do is tidy them up.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
While looking through comparative salary figures, who will discover that the job of “Villiage Idiot”, in many metropolitan areas, pays better than that of the mayor. Don’t even consider a career change, though — it’s a lot harder that it sounds.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
You will decide to write a letter to the editor. “Who is this ‘Al Ninyo’ guy,” you’ll say, “and why don’t they just lock him up?”
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
This might be a good time to refer to your roommate as “Watson” and say things like “The game’s afoot!”. Eventually, you’ll be able to reconstruct an entire evening’s events from a spilled drop of raspberry vinaigrette.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You may have to share a hotel room with a business colleague, to save travel expenses. Here’s a tip to keep them from talking all night: bring along a teddy bear, and punch it really hard in the head a few times at bedtime, screaming “Shut up, Mr. Teddy! Shut up!”.

Headache Tonic

Make this tonic before a headache starts. Freeze it in ice trays and heat one or two cubes when a headache occurs. Chamomile flowers can be substituted for any of the following herbs.

1    tablespoons skullcap

1    tablespoon passionflower

1    tablespoon wood betony leaves

1    tablespoon hops

Boil 2 cups of water, turn off heat, and add the above herbs. Cover and steep 15 minutes before straining and drinking a half cup at a time.

Pain, Spasm, and Cramp Tonic

Drink this tonic to abate headaches, tension, muscle spasms, and intestinal cramps. Ginger and cinnamon should be omitted if any inflammatory bowel or gastritis is involved. This tonic may also be used as a compress.

4    tablespoons cramp bark or blackhaw

1    (1/4 inch) slice fresh ginger root or 1/2 cinnamon stick

1    ounce chamomile flowers

Simmer cramp bark or blackhaw and ginger or cinnamon in 2 cups of water for 20 minutes, covered. Turn off the heat and add chamomile flowers. Cover. Allow to cool 15 minutes. Strain and sip a half cup every half hour as needed to abate symptoms.

Preparing Western Tonics

Tonics can safely be used once a day, several times a week. As your body regenerates, once or twice a week will be sufficient. Tonics are foods and should be rotated and used in moderation.

Use glassware or porcelain to cook herbal tonics and bottled water. As you learn the energy and property of individual herbs, you can combine them into tonics to renew the dynamic life force within you. Combining herbs is like making a casserole. Look for the synergistic qualities of herbs and you will become a powerful mediator of Mother Nature’s secrets.

Note: Please check with your physician before starting a tonic.