Witches’ Almanac for *Thursday, August 16th


Witches’ Almanac for *Thursday, August 16th

*Thursday (Jupiter):  Expansion, money, prosperity and generosity

Mexican Independence Day

Moon Sign:  *Virgo

*Virgo:  Favors accomplishment of details and commands from higher up. Focuses on healthy, hygiene, and daily schedules

*Waxing Moon

*Waxing Moon is the ideal time for magick to draw things toward you.

Moon enters Libra 8:55 am

Moon phase:  First Quarter

Incense: Almond

Color:  Gold

The Sexiest Zodiac Signs

The Sexiest Zodiac Signs

 by Mel, selected from DivineCaroline

 

I’ve always had great luck with Capricorns. Tauruses? Yawn. Geminis? Maybe, if  you like all that talking. Leos? Self-absorbed drama queens. My romantic history  is a constellation of personalities and capabilities and experiences, but  there’s obviously something about my Virgo sensibilities that jibes with the  patience that the average Capricorn bestows upon the act of tossing a  girl’s salad. Or did you think I was talking about something else? We’re not  interested in love matches here, people. This is all about that other kind of  chemistry and which signs of the Zodiac are guaranteed to be a good time  and which might be a great time.

Aries: The Minute  Man

This fire sign is known for being a pretty straight shooter.  Aries will have no compunction at all about sharing his or her raunchiest ideas  about what to do in the sack. The problem with straight shooters, though, is  that they always like to get right to the point. So count on an Aries to take  charge and get you where you want to go—in a hurry.

Taurus: The Romancer

Where Aries is all lusty impulse,  Taurus takes his or her time. Plan on being wined and dined, perhaps to the  point of frustration. And once the Taurus has decided you’re the one for the  job, prepare yourself for plenty of foreplay. If romance is your thing, Taurus  is your sign.

Gemini: The  Talker

The Gemini will bring all his or her intellect to  bear upon getting bare. If you have simpler, quieter tastes, you might be a  little shocked by Gemini’s saucy, seductive monologues. But if phone sex and  dirty talking gets your motor humming, a Gemini is what you’re looking for. But  be prepared to not get a word in edgewise.

Cancer: The Love Maker

Cancers are highly emotional  signs, which means that sex is not merely a mechanical physical undertaking;  rather it is expected to be a poetic act of beauty and love and all that good  stuff. If you’re going to get naked with a Cancer, prepare yourself for an  intense ride. And perhaps some post-coital crying.

Leo: The Narcissist

The passionate and adventurous nature  of the Leo cannot be surpassed. There is no end to the imaginative ways a Leo  will come up with for you to pleasure him or her. Those cats are born sexual  dominants who ooze lusty confidence, and they’re unapologetic about it. While  your romp with the lion will be memorable, for sure, best remember your  satisfaction will be a secondary matter.

Virgo: The  Closet Nympho

You might be surprised to learn that shy,  demurring Virgo would ever be ready to rock without than fistfuls of condoms and  spanking clean bed sheets. The reserved demeanor of the earthy virgins doesn’t  hint at their inner lustiness. Once your Virgo knows and trusts you, watch out.  You won’t get a moment’s peace.

Libra: The  Connoisseur

The Libra is an artiste when it comes to  knocking boots. They seek out a perfect harmony with their partner, luxuriating  in every detail, and they go big on romantic accoutrements such as lingerie,  massage oil, and soft music. You know, so it’s just like a bad porno—perhaps it  even includes a fortuitously timed visit from the pizza guy.

Scorpio: The Leg-Humper

Fiery,  licentious Scorpio is the horn dog of the zodiac. While their sexual prowess and  magnetism can hardly be ignored, getting in bed with a scorpion can have its  sting. While you will probably get the ride of your life, Scorpio’s love ’em and  leave ’em approach to sex could leave less lusty signs cold.

Sagittarius: The Don Juan (or Juanita)

A  master of the art of seduction, a Sagittarius is all about the hunt. They hone  their powers of seduction, pouncing upon their objects of desire only after  rendering them utterly helpless in the face of their sexual  deftness.

Capricorn: The Slow  Boat

Capricorn can come across as a lumbering kind of  lover. Slow to make the first move, patient to the point of impertinence once  the ball does get rolling, Caps may not wow with skill and energy in the sack,  but they will steadily, diligently apply themselves to the all-you-can-eat  buffet of their lover. Be patient with a Capricorn, and you will be well  rewarded.

Aquarius: The Toy Collector
If you’re  someone who is put off by the idea of a velvet box full of scintillating,  slippery, and battery-operated accoutrements under your lover’s bed, it’s best  you steer clear of Aquarius. Always ready to experiment with any number of the  paths to pleasing themselves and their partners, the Aquarian will bring more to  the party than some signs can take.
Pisces: Old  Faithful
Much like Cancer, Pisces will value the emotional  connectivity of sex over the physical one. Passion, love, attention,  patience—these will all come into play with your Pisces lover. But you’ll likely  have to do most of the work. The fish are notoriously lazy lays, preferring to  kick back and bask in the attentions of their beloved. Might want to take a cue  from Aquarius and bring some party favors to keep things  interesting.

Your Love Horoscopes for the Week of August 13th

 

There may be explosive devices on the road to love as sweet Venus crashes into hard aspects with volatile Uranus and provocative Pluto on Wednesday and Thursday. Radical changes in circumstances and sudden shifts in attitudes can slam shut one door, but then a window of opportunity swings open just as quickly. Stay flexible and expect the unexpected when it comes to matters of the heart. The expressive Leo New Moon on Friday morning adds another dash of drama to the mix.
Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Give your pursuit for romance a rest as a more patient approach to partnerships is called for this week. Irrepressible Mars joins responsible Saturn in your 7th House of Others on Wednesday to bring relationship issues to a head. You can repair damage and earn trust by being truthful about your desires. It’s not easy to deal with a demanding person or a stressful situation, but this is a chance to demonstrate that you’re willing to work for love. The bold Leo New Moon on Friday gets your weekend off to a hot and spicy start.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

This complex time is highlighted by your key planet Venus’ stressful connections with disruptive Uranus and evocative Pluto midweek. Don’t try to hold on  to plans, people or values that have outlived their usefulness. If you’re willing to let go of the past and step out of your comfort zone, which admittedly isn’t easy for Taurus, Friday’s generous Leo New Moon will bring you even more pleasure in return. The transition may be a bit bumpy, but is a necessary part of your heart’s journey.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

The analytical Virgo Moon travels through your 4th House of Roots this weekend, provoking a bit of practical self-examination and possible changes on the home front. Focusing on one critical issue can lead to a breakthrough that allows you to find a successful resolution. The more willing you are to look deeply within and start making adjustments the freer you will feel. Your confidence grows when you face your inner truth and start acting upon it.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

An in-depth conversation can lead to surprisingly successful results this week. Friday’s expressive Leo New Moon falls in your 2nd House of  Self-Esteem, which is ideal for rethinking your priorities when it comes to your time and energy. Clear thinking and straight talking are on the weekend’s agenda once the Moon shifts into rational Virgo and your 3rd House late Friday afternoon. Explaining yourself without letting your emotions take over can heal wounded alliances or open the way toward a new one. Don’t be shy about asking tough questions if you want to know the truth.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Friday’s New Moon in your courageous and demonstrative sign provides the drive, confidence and creativity to go after who and what you want. But you’re also guided by common sense and patience as energetic Mars and realistic Saturn align favorably with this Sun-Moon conjunction. A little bit of self-restraint is perfect for the weekend as the Moon enters practical Virgo where details count and remaining reasonable is a must.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Your wit is a powerful asset this weekend with the Moon’s presence in your sharp-minded sign and brainy Mercury aligning creatively with innovative Uranus. Bright ideas attract attention but be careful to avoid being so clever your comments go over people’s heads. Pay close attention to your audience so that you can make the connections you’re seeking unless you have so much going on in your mind that you secretly wish you could be alone.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Partying with pals is perfect this Friday with the enthusiastic Leo New Moon landing in your 11th House of Groups. Even if you feel like staying home, getting together with friends is bound to boost your spirits. This New Moon aligns favorably with assertive Mars and productive Saturn in your sign, which earns you rewards thanks to your sense of responsibility. This trust is a precious asset for building lasting relationships, so treat it with the respect it deserves.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Friday’s Leo New Moon illuminates your 10th House of Career, which can put you in a leadership position. Creativity and generosity are keys to making the most of your time in the spotlight. The rest of the weekend finds the Moon in practical Virgo and your group-oriented 11th House, which can attract constructive criticism from friends. But if you’re working for a cause in which you passionately believe in, you could make a special connection that will reward you on a personal and professional level.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your challenge this weekend is to figure out how to take care of all the tasks on your plate and still have some time left over for fun. One way to do this is to start working in advance instead of leaving things until the last minute. Demonstrating how organized you can be may not sound especially enticing, but planning ahead can enhance your reputation and sends a clear message that you are someone who can be trusted.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Escaping from your usual environment puts some extra spice in your personal life this weekend. The earthy Virgo Moon will be in your 9th House of Faraway Places on Saturday and Sunday, which gets your blood pumping when you hit the road. Combining business with pleasure is recommended, but express opinions graciously since minor debates might get out of hand if you’re not careful. Think of life as an adventure and enjoy the ride.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Friday’s audacious Leo New Moon falls in your 7th House of Relationships, which is bound to heat up your personal life. An individual could come on so strong that it turns you off. Sure, you enjoy appreciation and attention but pushy people tend to make you uncomfortable because you like to feel independent. Instead, why not take the lead by making your own bold and exciting plans for your current squeeze or by openly sharing your feelings with someone you want to know better.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

There are some details to be worked out with your present partner this weekend. The analytical Virgo Moon is in your 7th House of Relationships where untangling knots is a key to happiness. If you’re single and looking, be discriminating about your connections. Don’t waste time on petty and critical people who are more into putting you down than building you up. Waiting for the right person who will cherish your heart is the first step to romantic success.

Your Daily Horoscopes for July 23

Little things that typically pass unnoticed may now stand out with great emphasis. Today begins with the Moon in analytical Virgo, focusing our attention on the finer points of life. However, she shifts into agreeable Libra at 6:38 pm EDT, encouraging us to take everything a bit less seriously. Meanwhile, the cosmic lovers, Venus and Mars, form an otherworldly septile that can touch us with a simple twist of fate and turn a romance inside out.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

It’s challenging to know how much to reveal when talking about a current problem. You might believe that you have a concrete plan that will work, but you are likely to misjudge the size of the task. Unfortunately, you don’t have sufficient time to go back to the drawing board. You must simply engage the issue in real time without certainty and do the best you can. The more you take care of today, the easier it will be tomorrow.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You might have thought that minimal effort would be enough to accomplish your goals today, but it’s beginning to dawn on you that it’s going to take a lot more work. Fortunately, you’re not easily discouraged and anyway, being hard on yourself is counterproductive. If unexpected difficulties slow you down now, keep applying steady pressure for the best possible results.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

It doesn’t matter how hard you’re pushing yourself now or how fast you are already going, since you’re dependent on circumstances outside of your control. The smartest strategy is to consciously slow down before someone else does it for you. It may be frustrating trying to overcome the current resistances head on. Instead, relax and let the events dictate the speed at which you move. Take it easy and enjoy the journey rather than focusing on your destination.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

A complete shift of plans might be somewhat upsetting, even if it’s necessary. Remember that your ideas may be totally valid; you just need to take something into account that wasn’t apparent when you first made your plans. Don’t look at the difficulties you face as a failure. This is merely a test to see if you are listening to the feedback the universe is giving you.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your determination continues to create progress in your life, but it’s useful to stop long enough to take stock in what you have already accomplished. Make time to analyze what you truly want and then revise your plans so they reflect your desires. Don’t worry if satisfaction seems just out of reach now. Do what you must while believing that the good times will return.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You are becoming increasingly focused on your goals, but the Moon in your sign stirs dissatisfaction with your current situation. Before initiating any major changes in your life, make a list of what you have already done and what is left to do. Finish up as much as you can, even if your work isn’t quite up to your exacting standards. You’ll feel much better about what’s going on now as you look forward to something special in your future.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Your desire to keep everyone happy may be challenged today, especially if you believe that you can change someone else’s feelings. Ironically, the more you push for peace, the more you contribute to the tension. An awkward interaction has all the makings of a losing battle. Nevertheless, exercising patience and letting go of control can allow for an equitable solution.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You may feel uneasy about a topic you don’t really want to discuss now, even though your inner voice encourages you to speak up. Nevertheless, you might still try to avoid a subject that could complicate a close relationship. Fortunately, you should be able to push past your resistance because you know that temporarily making a situation worse can actually transform it to ultimately bring you happiness. A calculated risk could clear the air of tension that’s been lingering around for too long.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Although your life appears to be running smoothly, you could find yourself working through an unexpected crisis with a close friend or co-worker today. Someone with good intentions might not realize that you’re upset and the more others say or do now, the worse you feel. But there’s no need to stop anyone from talking because that will only raise the frustration level even higher. It’s best to take a break and wait it out; everything will settle down faster than you think.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You are a natural when it comes to sensible planning. You’re able to work long and hard to reach your goals. Usually, you reserve some energy for when you need it, but something is pushing you from within now and tempting you to burn all your fuel at once. Nevertheless, it’s really not a good idea. You won’t get what you want any faster, so retain some resources for next month when you will surely need them to sustain your momentum.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You may attempt to slog your way through an obstacle course that continues to hold you back, but you’ll face the consequences of your foolishness unless you get it right. This isn’t the best time to try an unproven shortcut or any clever maneuvers. Simply apply yourself in a steady manner, even if you don’t seem to be making a lot of progress. There’s no need for panic; you are accomplishing more than you realize and others will soon notice your work.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

There’s no quick escape route for you now, so don’t even bother wasting your time and energy trying to avoid your work. However, backing off just a little is a good idea; it allows someone else to take the reins for a while. Sharing the burden of leadership lightens your sense of responsibility and can bring you a bit of much-needed freedom. The changes may not be huge, but even a small shift has a positive effect on your attitude.

Daily Cosmic Calendar for July 23

Slow your pace around the horn with the Moon in earthy Virgo, but in void mode. Productivity in arts, crafts, and hobbies appears promising – thanks to a flowing trine of 120-degrees from Mars to Ceres (5:21AM PDT). Take non-essentials and unneeded clothing to second-hand stores. Finish old business with a flourish before the void Moon ends its Virgo experience at 3:39PM PDT when the lunar orb enters airy Libra.  Once the clock strikes 3:39PM PDT, it is best to utilize the next 2+ days to explore the arts and improve the quality of your primary partnerships. Some volatility can arise as the Moon parallels Mars (5:04PM PDT) followed shortly thereafter by a Pallas-Mars opposition from Aries to Libra (6:25PM PDT). Barking out commands to a dear one is bush league.  Work in harmony with key members of your household and extended family. A Sun-Moon supportive, 60-degree liaison occurs just 1 minute before the Pallas-Mars polarity – assisting you in utilizing problem-solving skills to patch up relationships on the rocks. Get a good night’s rest as tomorrow brings with it four powerful alignments that can put you on the defensive.