Your Love Horoscopes for the Week of Monday, January 18th

• General Horoscope

  On Monday, you might be in danger of getting too much of a good thing. Venus will square off with Jupiter, amplifying the potential for your lover to spoil you rotten with attention or indulgent gifts. Mars will trine Neptune on the same day, providing a fantasy land atmosphere for you and your mate to express your wildest romantic dreams together. On Saturday, a Full Moon in Leo adds to the romance potential — hearts will be full! The one caveat? On the same day, Venus moves into sobering Capricorn, reminding all of us that in reality, love doesn’t come easily.

• Aries Horoscope MAR 21 – APR 19

  A Full Moon in your romance sector on Saturday will lead to a turning point in your love life. Luckily, it appears that your heart is full and you’re in a very happy place with someone special. If you’ve been casually dating someone, you might realize that your feelings run much deeper than you’ve let on. Also, another important consideration in love will reveal itself: does your sweetheart add or detract from your reputation? Suddenly, this question becomes more vital for you to answer.

• Taurus Horoscope APR 20 – MAY 20

  You’ll feel the power of love this week in the most astounding way. Your mate will have the ability to lift you up and help you materialize one of your most heartfelt goals. He or she will support you as you dream big, but even more so, will remind you that you have all the muscle you need inside of yourself to make this dream come true. Still doubt yourself? Don’t. Your partner will help you every step of the way!

   

• Gemini Horoscope MAY 21 – JUN 20

  Communicating from the heart will be much easier. By Saturday, you’ll know that no matter what, it’s time to be true to your feelings and to express them to the person who matters most. Also, after Saturday and until February 16, there might be a welcome boost in finances for you and your partner to enjoy together. He or she might receive a raise or the two of you might learn that an investment has done better than either of you expected.

   

• Cancer Horoscope JUN 21 – JUL 22

  Your partner will leave you feeling more appreciated and validated this week on so many levels. For starters, you can expect a boost in overall confidence due to your mate being so open about how awesome he or she thinks you are. In addition, if you and your partner are thinking about making a stronger commitment to each other, between Saturday and February 16, there’s a good indication that you’ll take the plunge.

   

• Leo Horoscope JUL 23 – AUG 22

  This week’s Full Moon in your sign will signal a peak in emotional sensitivity for you. There’s no way for you to be casual or nonchalant about your feelings for someone special. In fact, you might suddenly feel an urgency to define a relationship that you previously felt comfortable letting flow. If single, after Saturday, the potential for an office romance heats up. Alternatively, you might meet someone sexy at the gym or while waiting for a doctor’s appointment.

• Virgo Horoscope AUG 23 – SEP 22

  Love is in the air! If you’re single and hoping to open your heart, you’re in luck. On Saturday, Venus will move into your romance sector where she’ll remain until February 16. Under the blessings of this cosmic energy you might meet someone very special — someone who truly magnetizes you. Even if you’re attached there’s good news. You and your lover might find more time to share in the pleasures of life together. Or, you could be thinking about having a baby together.

   

• Libra Horoscope SEP 23 – OCT 22

  Your family’s opinion about your love life will become more important after Saturday. Luckily, it appears that they’ll offer you nothing but supportive words and positive vibes. If you haven’t yet introduced your sweetheart to your clan, consider making that happen between Saturday and February 16. There’s every indication that your clan will welcome your sweetie right into the family with open arms! In other news, there’s potential that one of your friends knows exactly who to set you up with if you’re single. Be open.

• Scorpio Horoscope OCT 23 – NOV 21

  Your most dreamy romantic fantasies are about to be brought to life this week. On Monday, Mars, now in your sign, will be at a perfect angle to Neptune, the planet of unconditional love which is currently nestled in your true love sector. Mars is action, ambition and libido. He helps us go after whatever we want with courage and wild abandon. This week, there’s no doubt about it — you’re going after the love of a lifetime. And there’s every indication that you’ll get it.

• Sagittarius Horoscope NOV 22 – DEC 21

  An unexpected argument between you and your lover might hint at trouble in paradise. On Wednesday, be certain that you really want to “go there” with your sweetheart. A seemingly innocent conversation may suddenly take a troubled turn and before you know it, you’ll be engaged in a war of words. The topic? Money, of course. Then tension might only continue into Friday if you’re not careful. But then again, this blow-up might be long overdue.

• Capricorn Horoscope DEC 22 – JAN 19

  Venus enters your sign on Saturday, helping improve your love life in every possible way. Additionally, a Full Moon on Saturday will fall in your 8th House of Shared Resources and Intimacy. This happens to be the area of your chart that connects to where you feel most vulnerable. Remember, true love begins with giving your lover permission to access those places you want to hide. This week, you might be ready to do exactly that.

   

• Aquarius Horoscope JAN 20 – FEB 18

  Emotions may run high for you and your partner this week. Your love connection will be a focus thanks to Saturday’s Full Moon in your relationship sector. A sense of fulfillment is possible, but you might also feel hypersensitive and more vulnerable in matters of the heart. Adding to this is the fact that Venus will enter the most private area of your chart on the same day. Romantic insecurities might need to be addressed.

   

• Pisces Horoscope FEB 19 – MAR 20

  Your social life will be the key to your love life. Starting Saturday and until February 16, Venus will move through your 11th House of Friends. This is also the area of your chart connected to your greatest hopes. With Venus here, if falling in love is on your list of top aspirations, you’ll now have extraordinary support to help make that happen. Be sure to accept a friend’s invitation to set you up on a blind date if single. Magic is in the air!

   

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Weekly Astrology: January 18-24, 2016

Going to Far

By Maria DeSimone

Weekly, Astrology

Monday, January 18: Venus square Jupiter; Mars trine Neptune

On Monday, Venus will square Jupiter, which can easily turn into too much of a good thing. Yes, Venus and Jupiter are known as the two benefic planets in the zodiac, so when they are together in a harsh square, you don’t expect too many problems. But that is, in fact, the problem. You might easily overdo it financially or in another area of your life. Be aware! Mars also trines Neptune on this day, which will help you work on one of your great dreams in a tangible way.

Wednesday, January 20: Sun enters Aquarius; Mercury square Uranus

On Wednesday, the Sun enters innovative Aquarius, inspiring everyone to “get their geek on!” Unfortunately, Mercury will square Uranus (the ruler of Aquarius) on the same day making it difficult for others to decipher or support your brilliant ideas.

Friday, January 22: Mercury conjunct Pluto

With Mercury conjunct Pluto on Friday, you may only feel tempted to push even harder until you get your point across to someone. Be careful; a mental explosion is possible!

Saturday, January 23: Full Moon in Leo; Venus enters Capricorn

Saturday’s Full Moon in Leo should be filled with romance and pleasure, but the fact that Venus enters sober Capricorn on the same day will tone it down a few notches. Sure you’ll still have fun, but with Venus in Capricorn, there needs to be a point to all the pleasure. Don’t worry; you’ll find it.

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Spells That Actually Work

Ancient Spell to Kill a Beast

1. Get a spear.
2. Aim the spear.
3. Throw the spear.
4. Repeat until the beast is dead.

Spell to Make Money

1. Put on some tight attractive clothing.
2. Go to a busy street corner.
3. Dance as well as you can for passing cars and pedestrians.

Spell to Get Measles

1. Find someone who has measles.
2. Lick them.

Spell to Turn Day Into Night

1. Stand facing a large tree or wall.
2. Close eyes tightly.
3. Keeping eyes closed, run straight ahead as fast as you can.

Spell to Turn Night Into Day

1. Lay down when it is nighttime.
2. Close your eyes.
3. Wait 8 hours.
4. Open your eyes.

Spell to Breathe Under-Water

1. Attach concrete block to your feet.
2. Jump into water.
3. Breathe normally and sing the tune to “Flipper”.
4. Takes about 5 minutes for lungs to adjust.

Spell to Commune With Pink Elephants

1. Pour glass of vodka or alcoholic drink of choice.
2. Drink.
3. Repeat steps 1-2.

Spell to Attract Lightning

1. Cover yourself in metal: jewelry, chains, golf clubs, nails, nuts & bolts, hubcaps, etc.
2. Go out into a thunderstorm and hold a long TV antenna high in the air.
3. Wait.

Spell to Stop a Runny Nose

1. Get two cotton balls.
2. Shove one up each nostril.
3. Tape them there.

Spell to Make a Person Fall In Love With You

1. Call person at least thirty times a day.
2. Park outside their house and shut your headlights off.
3. Leave sweet tokens on doorstep (i.e., roses without petals, a nice headless Barbie doll, etc.).
4. Follow them everywhere they go… careful, they’ll try to lose you!
5. Don’t worry if they get that silly restraining order, that means the spell is working!

Spell to Make a Person Fall Out of Love With You

1. Forget getting a restraining order.
2. Get a gun or other weapon of choice.
3. Wound or maim person with weapon.
4. Throw person in an area with lots of wild carnivores
5. Wait.

Spell to Make Your Computer Fast

1. Open a window.
2. Defenestrate the computer.
3. If the computer hits the ground really fast, the spell worked.

Alternate Spell to Make Your Computer Fast

1. Turn on your computer
2. Deny it food.

Spell to Save on Gas

1. Cut holes in floorboards of car.
2. Remove shoes.
3. While still seated, pedal feet really, really fast.
4. Scream “Yabba Dabba Do!”
5. (Optional) Invite passengers to join in the fun!

Spell to Go to the Bathroom

1. Drink so much water that you think you will burst.
2. Drink another glass anyway.
3. Wait ten minutes, then guzzle a can of soda.
4. Repeat step 3 as often as desired to increase the spell’s effect.

Alternate Spell to Go to the Bathroom

1. Eat a bushel of prunes.
2. Take a dose of ExLax.
3. Wait.

Spell to Make Something Disappear

1. Open a window
2. Grab the object you want to make disappear.
3. Defenestrate the object.
4. Close the window.

Spell to Make Yourself Fly

1. Open a window
2. Say “Sky sky make me fly like the birdies up so high.”
3. Defenestrate yourself.
4. Flap your arms vigorously and repeatedly say “I’m flying!”
5. If you don’t hit the ground, the spell worked.

Spell to Get a New Car

1. Get off the computer.
2. Go to a car dealership.
3. Chose a care. Take a test drive. Repeat until a satisfactory choice is made.
4. Make arrangements to trade in your old car for the new one chosen.
5. Drive home and wait.
6. When the new car arrives, go back to the dealer.
7. Drive home.

Spell to Go Through A Wall

1. Get a sledgehammer.
2. Hit a wall continuously until a large enough hole appears.
3. Go through the hole.

Spell to Change Your Eye Color

1. Visit ophthalmologist.
2. Get prescription for contact lenses.
3. Fill prescription with colored contact lenses.
4. Put in colored contact lenses.

Spell to Get People to Pay Attention to You

1. Stand up.
2. Jump up and down.
3. Make noises.
4. Repeat until people stare at you.

Spell to Prevent a Broken Window

1. Throw a shot put through your window pane.
2. It can never be broken again.

Spell to Get Wings

1. Find local fast food resturant number.
2. Call number and place an order for wings
3. Wings should arrive in 10-30 minutes.

Spell to Become an Artist

1. Get a crayon.
2. Press the crayon against a piece of paper while moving it around wildly.
3. Feel good about it.
4. Show other people your awesome drawing.

Source:
Turok’s Cabana