Why was the acid so rude on Monday?
He was a-mean-o-acid
Why does Sunday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?
Because Monday is a weakday.
What’s the most depressing sound on Monday?
Alarm clocks.
How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings?
Have a Gouda week.
Why did the skeleton do such a poor job in school on Mondays?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Why did the magicians in class get the best mark on their test on Monday?
They got all of the trick questions right.
How do hens feel on Mondays?
Eggshausted.
Why does Santa hand out candy canes on Mondays?
For encourage-mint.
What did the teacher say to her aardvark student when he walked into class on Monday morning?
Why the long face?
Why did the corrupt calendar go to prison?
Monday laundering.
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