A Little Humor for Your Day: Fashion No-Nos

Fashion No-Nos

As we all get older in the Pagan Community, it is easy to get confused about how we should present ourselves. We’re unsure as we try to be nice and harmonize with the fashions that younger members of our community have adopted.

So I’ve made a sincere study of the situation and here are the results. Despite what you may have seen on the streets or at Pagan gatherings, the following combinations do not go together and thus should be avoided:

  1. A eyebrow piercing and bifocals
  2. Pony tails and bald spots
  3. A pierced tongue and dentures
  4. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
  5. Nipple jewelry and a gall bladder surgery scar
  6. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
  7. Tattoos and liver spots or varicose veins
  8. Belly-button piercings and old pregnancy stretch marks
  9. Skyclad and Depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

Turok’s Cabana

2 thoughts on “A Little Humor for Your Day: Fashion No-Nos

  1. I realize this is humorous, and, indeed, it is funny. I laughed. Having said that, if you have a belly button piercing, or whatever piercing and stretch marks, personally, that I find attractive. If your belly pops out from under your shirt, beautiful. To be honest, if you suffer the scars and tells of age, no matter what anyone says, you are beautiful, unique and precious. I will always appreciate your beauty, even if you won’t.


    1. I am glad you enjoyed it. I guess basically I posted it because I can relate to well to it. I have a huge scar down my back from a three level fusion. I have a ruptured appendix scar, rather an open gash because my appendix ruptured when I was six months pregnant. Then I have about nine earrings in one ear and seven in the other. I don’t wear them all at one time, I vary on the ear creation of the day. I don’t have my nose pierced yet, don’t plan to either (might be painful) nor do I have the belly button ring(daughter does and she said it hurt like h*ll!). But I think I can pretty well relate to the joke, I guess I was laughing at myself. If you can’t laugh at yourself, well….I don’t believe beauty is on the outside at all. I believe a person is beautiful by what is in the heart and soul. The old saying, “beauty is only skin deep,” holds true. I was thinking about all those beautiful people that were in high school. Oh, they all thought this one was so good-looking and that one was, funny all the good-looking ones married each other. Now they have grown older and their looks have disappeared, most of them are divorced. In other words, they only married for looks. They didn’t realize those looks would eventually fade and then they would be stuck with the real person. I feel sorry for anyone that judges an individual on their looks. It’s not the looks that count but what is in their heart. It is great to see you today. I am glad you enjoyed the post.
      Have a very beautiful & blessed Sunday,
      Lady A


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