Keep decision-making to a bare minimum as the Moon in Taurus squares Neptune (12:47AM PST) and begins a short void lunar uncertainty zone that lasts until 2:45AM PST. Drop important plans for the time-being and be more reflective and contemplative. Once the lunar orb enters loquacious and versatile Gemini (2:45AM PST), light-hearted conversations, arts, crafts and hobbies are back in the picture. Stop worrying about things you can’t control. Catch up with correspondence and high-tech interests as the Moon makes a supportive, 60-degree liaison with Uranus (4:37AM PST). The Moon in this kind of rapport with revolutionary Uranus can also spark ingenious brainstorms that may eventually lead to the financial pot of goal. Write down inspirations in a special notebook for future implementation. Remember the admonition from the first day of the year concerning Jupiter and Saturn being close to an opposition sky pattern. Their tug-of-war across the zodiac is an actual frequency of energy that can disrupt how you think and feel on high and deep levels of awareness. Your best bet is to inject good humor into your business and professional work in order to avoid a retreat into self-doubt or pessimism.
Day: January 5, 2012
the daily humorscope
Thursday, January 05, 2012
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Today you will attempt to capitalize on the success of SPAM by inventing SPEEF. Unfortunately, you would have been much better off trying to make SPICKEN, instead.
A large cement dragon will appear to be following you, although you’ll never actually see it move. Don’t you just hate that?
Beware of giant squids today. Other than that, a good day for a nice walk along the beach.
You may be drinking a little bit too much coffee lately. That could explain why everyone else is moving so slowly, or why they say “What was THAT!?” in a verrrrry slow, deep voice, every time you walk by.
Good day to begin that toothpick sculpture you’ve been thinking of. Of course, where you’re actually going to put a life-sized toothpick sculpture of a rhinocerous is another matter.
Time to stop beating around the bush. Beat the bush itself. Give it a good thrashing, and say “bad bush!” in a loud stern tone.
Good day to begin that toothpick sculpture you’ve been thinking of. Of course, where you’re actually going to put a life-sized toothpick sculpture of a rhinoceros is another matter.
Today you will find a bumper sticker that truly defines your sentiments. It will say “Buy More Socks!”.
Hmm. Hard to read this one. The carrot stopped right between “kidnapped and tortured” and “wins the lottery”. Probably a little of both, I’d guess.
Beware of galoots, today.
Your plans to take over the world move forward to the next stage, soon, right on schedule. What you need now is a hunch-backed henchperson with pale protruding eyes. Fortunately for you, a suitible candidate will soon show up at your door, dressed as a peanut.
You’ll become part of the Formal Attire Resurgence movement. Be wary of the Casualist Party though – there’s someone out there just dying to spit on your spats.
Thursday, January 5 is a great day for……..
Thought of the Day for January 5
Thought for the Day
“Power does not corrupt.
Fear corrupts…
perhaps the fear of a loss of power.”
~ John Steinbeck
(1902-1968)
Today’s Affirmation for January 5
Blessed Thursday To All My Witchy Friends!
Howdy y’all! How’s everyone doing? I hope better than me. I got this bright idea to sit in the floor and do my blogging today. Before it is over with, if the blog turns into a jumbled mess, well it ain’t my fault for a change. All of my fur babies are super jealous of each other. Razzy (kitten) wants me to hold her and scratch her belly. Kiki (Pom pup) wants for me to be petting her at the same time. And the old man, Stinker lies on top of the mouse. It is like it is a conspiracy (and scary), I put the laptop in the floor. Then all three of them surround it. Like, “so you are the thing that takes our momma’s attention way from us, huh?” As big of brats as these three are, if I turned my back they would pick it up and throw it. I have never seen such brats. But hubby tells me, it’s my fault. I made them the way they are. I admit I did, hey are cute, cuddly and adorable just the way I wanted them, lol!
Now On With The Magick……
Correspondences for Thursday
Magickal Intentions: Luck, Happiness, Health, Legal Matters, Male Fertility, Treasure and Wealth, Honor, Riches, Clothing Desires, Leadership, Public Activity, Power and Success Incense: Cinnamon, Must, Nutmeg and Sage
Planet: Jupiter
Sign: Sagittarius and Pisces
Angel: Sachiel
Colors: Purple, Royal Blue and Indigo
Herbs/Plants: Cinnamon, Beech, Buttercup, Coltsfoot, Oak
Stones: Sugilite, Amethyst, Turquoise, Lapis Lazuli and Sapphire
Oil: (Jupiter) Clove, Lemon Balm, Oakmoss, Star Anise
Jupiter presides over Thursday. The vibrations of this day attune well to all matters involving material gain. Use them for working rituals that entail general success, accomplishment, honors and awards, or legal issues. These energies are also helpful in matters of luck, gambling, and prosperity.
Spellcrafting for Thursday
LUCKY SEVEN SPELL
Gather 7 small pieces of turquoise.
Place the stones under a full moon, to soak up the light for seven hours.
Take the stones into your hands, and say:
Luck be quick, luck be kind,
By lucky seven, good luck be mine.
Place stones into green bag, & carry with you wherever you go.
Throw a stone into a moving body of water, stating your desire, anytime you feel the
need for a little good fortune.
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