| The Sun is in Aries | |
| The Last Quarter Moon is in Capricorn all day | |
| Moon Void of Course 7:17 pm to 3/28 3:00 am | |
| Next Mercury Retrograde 3/30/11 to 4/23/11 |
Day: March 27, 2011
Daily Horoscopes for 3/27

You may have second thoughts about your current direction in life today. Even if you have achieved professional success you still might wonder how long you’ll be able to maintain your current position. However, the deeper message now is not to take things for granted. Considering your alternatives is fine; just don’t make any lasting decisions for a few more days.

You are eager to hang out with like-minded people now that your key planet Venus is traveling through your 11th House of Friends. Although you prefer to include others in your plans, there’s still a part of you that doesn’t want to waste time just going along with the group. You have your own dreams to follow today, so don’t be afraid to spend some time by yourself, even if you think that you don’t want to be alone.

Your friends may come up with a crazy plan that sounds like a lot of fun today. However, previous commitments can keep you from joining the group until you fulfill your promises. Thankfully, being responsible now won’t necessarily prevent you from having a pleasurable time if you’re willing to plan out your day. Avoiding details sounds like a good idea until you realize that facing reality is your ticket to happiness.

You would like to be independent today so you can do whatever you want. Unfortunately, you may feel restraint coming from two directions. Domestic responsibilities or household chores could prevent you from thinking of yourself over others. Additionally, you might lose your enthusiasm for adventure if a close friend or partner comes to you with a serious problem that requires your help. Don’t worry; you’ll have a chance to do your own thing within a few days.

Dreams of adventure get mixed up with romantic fantasies today, tempting you to believe that you can actually embark on that wild safari, mountain trek or space exploration. However, you are probably emotionally tied to your regular Sunday activities and aren’t that willing to give up your routine. Anxiety mounts because it’s difficult to reconcile your reckless desires with your need for caution. When you realize that there’s no quick fix for your current stress, it will probably begin to dissipate on its own.

Although you want to have a good time today, you might overplan your day, making playful activities seem too structured. Give yourself permission to skip a scheduled event so you can enjoy a bit of guilt-free chill time. Leaving your day wide open increases the possibility for real magic to occur while interacting with others.

Beautiful Venus, your ruling planet, enters your 6th House of Work today, encouraging you to start a remodeling project. But even if you don’t begin the work in earnest now, at least grab a notebook and start sketching some designs. Additionally, if there are problems in a current relationship, this is an excellent time to address them. Don’t worry if you have several false starts along your way because time is on your side.

The sheer number of things you must do continues to be daunting, but the Capricorn Moon is holding your feet to the ground even if your head is in the clouds. Although you are tempted to float away into your fantasies, your current calling also involves assisting with the care of family members or friends. Instead of allowing yourself to get overwhelmed with your obligations, refocus on the precious heart connections you have already made.

It’s increasingly difficult for you to pay proper attention to all the details that seem to keep landing on your plate. You’re usually not so good with the minutia anyway, yet now with Venus shifting into spacey Pisces, you’re even less inclined to know the specifics. Thankfully, you should still be able to get through this challenging phase by widening your personal boundaries and opening your heart.

You have a lot going on at home today — so much, perhaps, that you cannot easily make time for your own pursuits. The somber Capricorn Moon in your 1st House of Personality intensifies your no-nonsense approach to living. Be careful, you can inadvertently try to make someone else the bad guy when it’s actually you that wants to stir things up.

You are becoming more aware of your issues about money, and learning to handle the situation now can go a long way toward stabilizing your life. Ultimately, the fiscal conditions that are causing you trouble today are fixable. However, the problem is really about you. An intense and honest discussion can help you understand the relationship between your self-esteem and the money you make. The higher your self-worth, the more worth your self actually has.

Venus, the love planet, enters your sign and your 1st House of Personality today, gracing you with an extra dose of charm. Don’t accept less for yourself now; make the extra effort to look good so you feel good, too. Nevertheless, don’t be frivolous with your energy; spending time with friends is healing for your soul as long as you don’t overdo the fun.
The Daily Humorscope for 3/27
The Daily Humorscope
March 27, 2011
Life Is A Barrel Of Monkeys

Sorry I have just been up about an hour or so. I couldn’t sleep last night so I took a couple of sleeping pills. And look the last time I looked at the clock it was 3:30 a.m., now it is 1:34 p.m. I won’t sleep again for the next week, lol! I hope the rest of you have been enjoying the day for me.
I have to throw this in real quick. I am sure you all have heard me talk about my little Kiki. She is the mouthiest, little fart you have ever heard until I am sleeping. After this last back surgery, the lower part of my back is fused. It feels like a ton of concrete I am carrying around. When I lay down in a soft bed, it feels like that concrete is about to crack. So I have this gorgeous antique bed that I can’t sleep in. Kiki has the biggest doggie bed in the country. She lays at the end of it and looks down on me while I sleep in the floor. She sits perfectly still and doesn’t make a peep. If she thinks I am asleep she doesn’t bark. But the minute I wake up all hell breaks loose. There is a standing joke, as long as the burglars time it right and tip-toe around, they could carry the house off. Which probably isn’t a joke 😦 .
After I have woke up a little bit, I was reading the comments in the back. I would like to thank the individual that sent my horoscope for the day to me. It was very sweet and thoughtful of you. Not to mention, you couldn’t have picked a better day to do it. Most of the time I draw a Rune or a Tarot card everyday to see what kind of day I am going to have. Considering I haven’t drawed that card today, I will go with yours. Thank you, again!
Anyway the longer I talk, the longer it takes you to get the dailies. So I will hush for now and drag out the books. Enjoy and have a great day!